The Rise of the Scum of the Heavens

For Hu Biao's solemn invitation to have a big meal together.

After calming down a bit, it seemed that he had found a new war correspondent, Ross, and readily agreed.

Even in the backpack behind him, he found two cans of spam luncheon meat and gave it to Hu Biao as a gift for him.

For spam, these old-school gags.

Hu Biao didn't even think about it at the time, so he asked Qingtian to cut into small pieces, and poured them into two big pots where the meat was cooking along with some radish pieces.

Let this meal, which was considered unimaginably luxurious by many child soldiers, be a little bit richer...

Chapter 638 Radishes (Add 14/15 for ideals)

When it was nearly 8 o'clock in the evening, it seemed that such a dog meat feast, which was highly anticipated by many people, could finally be eaten.

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chef Qingtian picked up a small piece of dog meat with a spoon and put it in his mouth.

After chewing it a little bit, and then in a very pretentious posture, he said the comment of 'the meat is overcooked, but the taste is still good'.

The cheers and applause that sounded at the scene could be said to be clearly audible throughout the town.

It's just that the dining situation at this moment is quite different from what Qilianyi and the others originally expected.

When the big meal officially started, every baby soldier carrying a flat bowl of brown rice walked up to the cauldron, licking the corners of their mouths.

Wielding a big spoon, Qing Tian, ​​who was in charge of cooking, formed a three-person team of the Central Continent team's food squad, including Bog and Husky.

During the shaking of the spoon, a large portion of dog meat and canned meat will be placed in the bowl of each child soldier, and only a small amount of radish will be mixed in it.

Even after serving these child soldiers a bowl full of meat and vegetables, the three of them would still take the trouble to continue to explain to them:

"Eat hard, and if you don't have enough to eat, come back again. It's a good thing to eat when you grow up, and it's not bad at all."

However, if the personnel who came to the pot to cook food were replaced by members of the Seventh Company.

The movements of these three guys' hands are like those of severe Parkinson's patients. With a violent shaking of their arms, they will shake the meat in the spoon until there is no leftover.

After this, the rice bowls of Qilian people will be piled full of radishes; their hands are trembling to a heinous level, but they are much more vicious than the cafeteria aunt.

That is to say, only when Ross, Zhou Yiran and others go up can they have the same treatment of half meat and half radish.

The amazing thing is, faced with such an outrageous treatment, Qilian and other people who never want to suffer, or even lose if they don't take advantage of it, don't have any objections.

No matter whether it was a group of people from the modern plane of the Central Continent team, or veterans such as horsemen, they all began to eat carrots without saying a word.

The reason is simple, because there are more people and less meat.

It's time to eat, and now he's acting as the swordsman of Adjutant Hu Biao again, no!It should be the little brother of Zhange. After counting the crowd, his head was a little numb.

The number of adults eating tonight is not many, only a mere 83 people.

It is considered to include 7 people from the 67th company, plus Ross and his 4 people, as well as the company commander and 12 people in the platoon of the baby soldiers. Generally speaking, there is no big problem.

But under the temptation of the scent, the number of child soldiers who have come to the camp of the 7th company has reached 192.

Thinking of what happened to these child soldiers, Hu Biao couldn't do anything to drive some of them away; instead, he thought about letting them eat as much meat as possible first.

Prioritize waiting until they have finished eating, and then everyone will use the remaining dog meat to make a tooth-making sacrifice.

Facing Hu Biao's decision, the young master was the only one who planned to say something in the Seventh Company at that time.

However, after raising his fist in a frantic demonstration, the young master, whose face was blackened due to the fire for a long time, immediately shut his mouth.

It's just that even if he kept his mouth shut, this guy, who was almost 30 years old, was on the spot and almost cried out of aggrievedness.

Wronged like a 140-year-old kid who weighs more than 28 pounds...

After only 15 minutes, or even a little less time, such a feast of dog meat has come to an end.

Among the three cauldrons, there is not even a trace of soup left, and it has entered the stomachs of more than 200 people present in such a short period of time.

By the way, Hu Biao's and others waited for these child soldiers to eat their fill, and the idea of ​​a little bit of tooth-beating sacrifice was completely shattered.

no way!There is an old saying in Huaguo that goes well: half a child eats a poor old man.

For these dolls who are still growing up, but usually can’t even eat brown rice and sweet potato rice, let alone meat, today’s big meal is fatal to their attraction .

They squatted directly on the ground, holding earthen bowls in one hand.

The other hand seemed to be fighting a war, and quickly pulled the soft-cooked dog meat into his mouth; there was also brown rice, which was soaked in dog meat soup, and the delicacy increased exponentially.

In almost two or three minutes, after counting a bowl of brown rice, the outstanding meat dishes were completely eaten.

Thinking of what Qingtian, Mang, and Husky said just now, if one is not enough to eat, they will come back later, and they started to line up in front of the cauldron again.

Therefore, it can be said that the dog meat of the two wild dogs, offal, and 22 different canned meats basically went into the stomachs of these dolls.

Hu Biao and the others all ate radishes, radishes boiled in dog meat soup.

There is a lot of this thing, and one person can get several big bowls of soup and water.

You must know that Poluo, Bazi, Langqing, Shi Polu and others never knew that the fellow from the vegetable field pulled out more than 300 catties of radishes all at once.

At that time, seeing that there were too many people eating tonight, Qingtian greeted everyone wisely, washed all the radishes, cut them into pieces and added them to the cauldron.

The three big pots that can cook more than 100 catties of food in one pot were almost full at that time.

But then again, even if they didn't eat dog meat, seeing the bright smiles on the faces of these dolls, who hadn't seen it for a long time, appeared again.

Even though Hu Biao and the others were eating carrots, they felt that all this seemed worthwhile.

In addition, I have to admit that Qingtian is right. The big radish cooked with dog meat is soft and rotten, and it tastes really good.

Hu Biao and the others each ate a few large bowls, which relieved the regret of not eating meat.

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That night!It was past one o'clock in the middle of the night.

Husky, who fell asleep early, even had a happy smile on his face at this moment.

It was him who had been camping for a few days, and now he could finally sleep in a residential house in the town; even though there were too many people and the number of rooms was limited, so many people had to squeeze into one room and sleep on the floor. .

But it's much more comfortable than sleeping in the wilderness, isn't it.

The problem is falling asleep, falling asleep, Husky suddenly woke up after twitching his nose.

After waking up, his first reaction at that time was to touch the old Hanyang rifle toward his hand; at the same time, he yelled loudly while holding it in his mouth:

"It stinks? No, someone released a poison gas bomb. This is the devil sneaking in."

And under such a yell, the other five people in the room woke up instantly.

Hu Biao even held back the breath between his mouth and nose for the first time, and rushed out with a pair of shell guns under the backpack that was used as a pillow.

While rushing, he complained frantically in his heart:

"Damn it! Is Lao Yang eating nothing? How did he arrange a night watch, and he didn't even know that the devils came in and released poisonous gas."

However, when he rushed out of the room, he found that the courtyard outside was extremely quiet, and nothing strange happened, let alone any poisonous gas shells emitting yellow smoke.

Even, carrying a NEO made of Thomson's Vigil on his back, he looked at these things very differently.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with it, Hu Biao scolded the huskies who hurried out shirtless behind him with disgust:

"How old are you and still have nightmares? The problem is that you forget about nightmares, why are you yelling?"

Upon hearing this, Husky immediately became a little unwilling to listen.

He swears and swears, patted his chest and said: "You are the one with the surname Hu, if you don't believe me, go to the room and smell it, it really smells bad."

After hearing the words, Hu Biao walked into the room with some hesitation, good guy!I almost didn't get smoked out by the strong smell in it.

Immediately, Hu Biao scolded: "What the hell, why is it so stinky! Who of you pulled your trousers into your pockets?"

As soon as the words fell, under the churning of air in his stomach, a series of "boom, boom, boom~" fart sounded like this, as fast and powerful as firing a machine gun.

When the other people saw this, they just wanted to laugh at their commander who rushed to the street.

As a result, it seemed to be infected. The same sound sounded behind him, and at the same time, the stench became more intense.

Let them suddenly rang, a detail that they ignored last night:

Radish is an ingredient for ventilation, the more you eat, the better the ventilation effect.

Under such circumstances, something suddenly sounded like a broken gong. The big brother of the team, using years of rich experience in life, raised a question about something wrong with the current scene:

"Didn't it mean that loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make loud noises? Why are they so stinky?"

Faced with a doubt, a crying voice sounded: "I, I thought it was just an ordinary fart, but when I relaxed mentally, I pulled it into my trouser pocket."

Good guy!Following the sound, everyone could see Hanshuang, a rookie, with a mournful face at the moment...

In short, because they ate too many radishes, almost everyone in the 7th company could not calm down this night.

It's just that these guys, because they couldn't stay in the room anymore, finally had to move out of the house separately and deal with it in the yard for one night.

He also didn't regret the fact that he gave up the meat last night and only ate radishes.

At the same time, these guys don't know how much what is happening now will have a huge impact on them.

Chapter 639 The Opening of the Drama (Add 15/15 to have ideals)

Time, July 44, 7, around 3 o'clock in the morning.

That is to say, Hu Biao's nostrils were blocked with two small rolls of toilet paper, but in the room with the windows open, the murderous human poisonous gas was smoked out.

When it was so smoked that I could only bring a dirty and tattered blanket, and had no choice but to go to sleep in the yard.

The location, Shuangqing, the famous boss Dai, is in the Yangjiashan mansion decorated with silk stones.

On a quiet street, suddenly a Ford sedan, escorted by two jeeps, drove straight to such a place and stopped.

Facing all of this, the guards in front of the door, armed with live ammunition, did not dare to have any dissatisfaction or obstruction at all.

That's because in the Ford car, the person who walked down was Boss Dai's subordinate, one of the most trusted confidantes, known as Shen Tianwang, one of the four heavenly kings.

Even after hearing the guard's report, Boss Dai's adjutant who was on duty warmly greeted him.

Just don't wait for him to say something, and when the relationship between the two parties is broken with the celebrity in front of Boss Dai, Shen Tianwang said something, which made him very embarrassed: