The Rise of the Scum of the Heavens

O sin!

Thinking of the scenes of these netizens holding beer belly and carrying all kinds of tattered weapons to charge towards the turret, Hu Biao's head hurts badly.

The most extreme thing is that Hu Biao was still in the crowd of netizens, and he actually saw a buddy in a striped hospital gown.

To tell the truth, this guy is not small in size and skeleton. Even if he wears glasses under normal circumstances, he is definitely a burly, powerful and fighting man.

But now, just looking at his pale face, Hu Biao has no expectations for his performance in the next mission.

Of course, not every one of this group of people looked useless. Among them, there were still a few who Hu Biao thought was somewhat combat-effective, but the number was too small.

It can prevent Hu Biao's small heart from completely despairing.

For example, a crew cut who also wears a hurdling vest and a large trousers, because the vest of this guy says 'All Army Unarmed Combat No. 2'.

Just based on this appearance, this guy has a little bit of an urban soldier king's posture.

There was another man who actually wore a full set of desert camouflage shirts without rank and logo, plus a pair of jeans and a pair of desert field boots.

This is also one of the netizens who is the most neatly dressed and decent.

Although it wasn't full body camouflage, it was this that made Hu Biao Gao glance.

As far as he knows, according to the International Mercenary Act, if you wear a full-body camouflage uniform, you will be regarded as a spy in some areas, and you can shoot directly without legal protection.

If a mercenary dressed like this really is, either a cheap cannon fodder or a rookie.

Moreover, since this guy appeared, he has been carefully observing the surrounding situation, showing extremely high personal psychological quality and tactical quality.

Suddenly, in Hu Biao's mind, a phrase 'senior mercenary' emerged...

*******

Although the city soldier king and the mercenary that he was looking forward to, only one was summoned.

There are no thighs such as the legendary dragon group members and the school beauty's close-fitting hands; but no matter what, Hu Biao's heart will not be completely desperate.

Now that things have come to this point, Hu Biao has no other choice. In order to cure his terminal illness after completing the task, he must find a way to complete this damn task.

After realizing this, Hu Biao quickly adjusted his mood.

Facing the group of netizens in front of him, he first tried to squeeze a smile on his face.

Then he pretended to be calm and said, "Hello everyone, I am your apprentice commander Hu Biao!

I don't know if you have come to this point, have you understood the current situation?If not, I can explain it to you in detail. "

It was Hu Biao's voice that fell, a yellow hair with a nose ring hanging on his nostril, and a vicious threat in his mouth:

"Hang your old mother, you are acting like a ghost!

What about assisting the trainee commander to complete the task, otherwise it will be directly obliterated, isn't this nonsense?It must be some new reality show trying to make fun of us, right? "

While speaking, he was already looking around, as if planning to find out the hidden camera and where the lurking crew members were.

Then what to do?Of course, all kinds of equipment were smashed, and the photographer was beaten when they found it.

During such a process, Hu Biao wisely shut his mouth, and other netizens also fell silent one by one; that appearance was very similar to the performance when he met social people in the subway and joints.

It can be described in one sentence: each of them sweeps the snow in front of their own house, and takes care of the frost on other people's tiles, so they don't want to get into trouble.

Obviously, the 4 yellow hairs couldn't find a camera that didn't exist at all; so after looking around and finding nothing, the 4 huddled together and whispered.

In the end, Huang Mao, who was the leader, stared at Hu Biao for at least a minute.

It seemed that this was the plan, and he completely remembered Hu Biao's appearance.

After a while, he shouted: "Pujiezai, we have already recorded your appearance; you are lucky, now we are anxious to go racing and compete with other Pujiezai for the name of Yangcheng's car god, I don't have time to pick you up.

But you better know that in Yangcheng, Tommy, I really want to find someone, and there is nothing I can't find.

So, you remember my mobile phone number is 136XXX, tomorrow I will buy a new mobile phone and re-issue the calling card.

We should return our old mobile phones as soon as possible when we meet each other, and let’s accompany the matter of [-] or [-] yuan. Otherwise, we will see how we can play with you slowly in the future. "

After speaking, the four of them walked out of the woods together while scolding all the way.

Seeing this, at least half of the people in the crowd followed their footsteps after hesitating for a while. They should have planned to leave the woods first and then find their way back.

As for the system and task, they also did not believe it.

Only the remaining small half of the people stood scattered in various parts of the grove, looking at the people who came out with a playful expression.

There was Yang Dongli in the crowd left behind. He instinctively took out a piece of sand and stuffed it in his mouth. When he realized that he hadn't brought a lighter, he reluctantly put it back.

Even Hu Biao, the trainee commander, originally planned to stop these people after opening his mouth.

However, when he thought that these people should walk to the specified two-kilometer area, then what system should sound a warning, Hu Biao closed his mouth again.

"It's better to scare them after being warned, it's easier to explain later." Hu Biao thought with relief...

Chapter 5 Chicken Feather

The area of ​​​​the grove is not large, and the four yellow hairs walking together quickly reached the edge.

And the yellow-haired people who came here, through the moonlight, can see that there is a dirt road that is rarely seen in 21 years on the edge of the woods.

On dirt roads that weren't that wide, they could still see some light wheel prints.

They could even see the light from the searchlights faintly reaching the gun turret.

In this way, it seems that they will soon be able to find someone to ask clearly, how to leave this ghost place next; and then rush back to participate in the important matter of 'the title of Yangcheng's car god'.

It was just at this moment that the warning sound of the system that Hu Biao had expected did not sound in the minds of several Huang Maozhong.

Instead, in the ears of Hu Biao and others, 3 consecutive muffled sounds of 'Bang, bang, bang~' sounded.

At the same time as the muffled sound, the three heads full of arrogant yellow hair burst open without warning.

It was like a big watermelon was thrown from a high building; at the moment when it landed, the bright red flesh of the melon splashed out far away.

Why only 3 muffled beeps?That's another little yellow hair that got lucky at a critical moment.

This lucky guy's head didn't explode, mainly because at the moment when he was about to walk out of the woods, this guy, who was considered a child by his parents, saw a beautiful firefly flying in front of him.

The last trace of childlike innocence and innocence that had not disappeared made him instinctively stop at his feet when he reached out to catch the fireflies.

So it didn't go beyond the edge of the grove, the deadly 2-kilometer distance limit.

good guy!When the scene where Xiao Huangmao grabbed the firefly appeared, many people, including Hu Biao, even raised this sentence in their hearts:

What the hell!This yellow-haired thing is actually still a child.

But when the splattered slurries splashed onto the lucky little yellow hair's face, this guy was not worthy of his social status at all.

He didn't even have time to scream, this guy was frightened and fainted like a wooden stake.

With the other three bodies that lost their heads, they fell to the mud almost at the same time.

In the same way, the people behind them who were planning to leave were all frightened and dumbfounded by this scene; after they reacted, they looked at Hu Biao together with the people who didn't have it.

In addition to being full of panic, the emotion in his eyes was almost like real anger.

A kind of great anger that he could have stayed at home well, but ended up in a damned place. If he had to carry out that damned mission, he might die here.

Facing these eyes, Hu Biao quickly turned around and ran away after a jolt all over his body.

Because he knew very well that if he didn't run quickly, he would definitely be beaten up by these angry netizens...

晚上的11点49分，也就是12小时的任务倒计时，已经显示着只剩下11小时34分这点时间了。

I am grateful for the skill of climbing trees and digging out birds’ eggs that I practiced when I was a child, and I still haven’t lost it after many years.

Before Hu Biao was grabbed by the angry netizens behind him, he held a fairly thick tree trunk with both hands and feet, and climbed a tree branch more than 5 meters high in ten seconds.

It was also during the climbing process that Hu Biao discovered that this was actually a wild pear tree.

Under the cold moonlight, the wild pears with their fingers covered with branches are not big, but from the slightly yellowed peel, this tree-filled wild pear should be about to ripen.

Even because of the close distance, Hu Biao could smell the seductive fragrance of these yellow and wild pears.

It's a pity that at the position under the tree under his feet, those netizens chasing after him make Hu Biao really have no time to spare, and come to pick a wild pear to taste it.

After hurriedly climbing up the tree, Hu Biao quickly glanced down, but he was almost not scared to death.

Because he found that he was wearing 'All Army Unarmed Combat No.2', such a cool hurdling vest, and Xiaopingtou, who was suspected to be the King of Urban Soldiers, had already taken the lead in climbing trees and chasing after him.

This guy has quick hands and feet, and now he has climbed half of the tree trunk.

If you really want to be caught by this kind of urban soldier king, then you haven't been hammered to death by this buddy?

So, Hu Biao, who had just spread his legs and sat firmly on the branch, grabbed a few wild pears with his hands beside him, and smashed it down with his small flat head.

In the panic, Ye Li, who was smashed by Hu Biao, only hit Xiaopingtou's shoulder and back, and could not stop the other party from continuing to climb the tree.

Seeing Xiaopingtou getting closer and closer, Hu Biao's feet slammed into his head and face.

Due to too much force, the flip-flops on my feet were kicked out.

Finally, after several feet on the head and face, Xiaopingtou's hands finally loosened, and the whole person fell toward the soft mud under the tree.

Along the way, the two netizens who were going to climb up with them also fell down together.

Such a scene made Hu Biao a little surprised: Is it because he is too strong, or is this some kind of urban soldier king too dishy, ​​that was solved so easily?

In short, Hu Biao now has some bad suspicions about Xiaopingtou's speculation that he was the so-called 'Urban Soldier King'.

Then, Hu Biao couldn't care about such a trivial matter.

Because when Xiao Pingtou and the others fell, their height above the ground was very limited, and they fell on the soft mud again, and they did not suffer any substantial damage.

Therefore, Xiaopingtou quickly got up from the netizens who were pressing him under him, and pointed at Hu Biao on the tree with one hand on his hips and yelled.

After speaking, there is a strong smell of Northeast big ballast in the scolding:

"You deflated calf, if you have the ability, let me down! Which grandson gave you the courage to bring us to this hellish place to die? If you have the kind of thing, get out of my way, and see if we don't kill you today~"

"What! Come up if you have any."

Holding a rather thick tree trunk, he thought of the increasingly vague task, and Hu Biao, who was also extremely annoyed when he heard the scolding below, immediately scolded back rudely.

Young people of this age, who don't have eyes on the top of their heads, are not very convinced of others.

To use a simple description: Who is afraid of whom?