Just when Skadi just started counting, the middle-aged man's voice came out immediately, with a flattering tone in his tone. Afterwards, Phoenix saw a man wearing white home clothes with quite solid muscles, The uncle with a beard on his face walked out of the house with a smile. It seems that this should be Skadi's father, the patriarch of the Nereus clan.

I have to say that this father is really not very similar to Skadi. It is hard to imagine how such a muscular man gave birth to a daughter with such a slender figure like Skadi with his partner. Katie found some traits inherited from this father, such as the exact same red pupils. From this point of view, should it be said that Skadi's mother's genes are much stronger than his father's?

Looking at the old father in front of him who hadn't seen him for several years, although Skadi felt a little sour here, he was quickly overwhelmed by anger, and then Skadi directly pulled out the big sword behind his back, asking in a threatening tone. road:

"Who is your name Titi?"

"Uh... no, my name is Skadi, ah ha ha ha..."

Threatened by Skadi, the uncle quickly waved his hand and showed an awkward smile. I don't know when Skadi hated the nickname Titi, even his own The old man refused to call her, alas, the poor old father can only call his daughter's full name at ordinary times, and dare not even call the beginning of the intimate nickname.

Seeing his father change his words obediently, Skadi was quite satisfied, then withdrew his big sword, pointed to Phoenix beside him, and said:

"This is my partner, Phoenix, man. Let me show you. Remember, it's not for your approval or investigation, but just to inform you."

"Oh? Now the old father can't even inspect his son-in-law? I'm too imposing as a father."

Hearing Skadi's domineering words, the uncle showed a bitter face. Compared with Skadi, he was more like a poor man who was separated from his love partner by his parents.

Looking at the two father and daughter whose identities seem to be reversed in front of him, Phoenix couldn't help but want to laugh a little, but when he noticed the muscles of this macho uncle, he showed longing eyes, looking at the bulging, full of The sense of strength and visual impact of the muscles, Phoenix's excited tail began to flick, and then he quickly stepped forward and said to Skadi's father:

"Please tell me how I can build a body like yours! Please!"

"what?"

Hearing Phoenix's words, the uncle was a little dumbfounded. He thought that this beautiful and outrageous boy would treat your daughter well according to the old routine, but... he actually wanted to ask how to exercise?

When the uncle didn't react, Skadi looked angrily at the longing-looking Phoenix, stretched out his hand and put him in his arms, and said in a jealous tone:

"It's not good to have more muscles. It's a little uncomfortable to hold, and it's ugly. Even scratching your back requires or doesn't ask others to help."

"Uh... the troubles of the macho."

Hearing Skadi's words, Phoenix also remembered a post he accidentally saw:

A muscular hunk has a trouble that ordinary people don't have, that is, because their muscles are too developed, their arms cannot be bent to the back like ordinary people, and they can only touch the waist and shoulder blades. , it can be said that if you want to have a fit body, you have to pay something.

However, even so, Phoenix still has a longing for muscles, not for anything else, just to make himself look more masculine.

I don't know when he started, but Phoenix discovered a rather strange problem. No matter how much he exercises, no matter how developed his physical fitness and strength, his figure will always be as slender and weak as a girl's, as if his muscles will never overgrow , This also makes Phoenix quite distressed.

A few years ago, Phoenix asked his master Shining and Hemo to do some checks on him in this area, and the final result turned out to be too little male hormone secretion? !And after seeing the hormone value, the white-faced owl complained mercilessly:

"The white-faced owl sighed in surprise: With this hormone value, it is thanks to the Y chromosome in the body that Fei Jiang can maintain his male identity, and the white-faced owl has been included in the anecdote folder for review at any time."

Thinking of these things, the corners of Phoenix's mouth couldn't help twitching speechlessly, but before he was speechless for a long time, he felt a rather uncomfortable gaze staring at him fiercely. When he turned his head and looked, cold sweat broke out in an instant, and Scar Di's old father was full of grimness, staring at himself and Skadi who was still rubbing back and forth, as if he would make a move in the next second.

Phoenix also understands the uncle's behavior. This feeling varies from person to person. Using a game analogy, you probably have a great account with the player, but someone else fell in love with your account and logged off directly. You can't refuse the conditions to buy from you, no matter how reluctant you are, you can only trade, and there are some props that you can't use as a gift.

Under this kind of feeling, anyone would be upset, even if this old father has been talking about why his daughter has no partner.

However, Phoenix originally thought that this uncle would explode, but the result was just the opposite. After being upset for a few seconds, the expression on his face quickly returned to calm, and he said:

"I'm Aquis, the patriarch of Nereus, boy, your name is Phoenix, right, come in first, let's chat."

After finishing speaking, Aquis turned his head and entered the room, looking like a lonely empty-nester old man. Phoenix couldn't bear to see it, but Skadi had a calm face and said mercilessly:

"He acted. This old man is not ashamed. He has used this acting skill since he was a child. He has lied to me countless times. Last time he said he was sick and tricked me into killing the invading little sea monsters. I only found out when I came back from work. This guy is just playing stone cards with his neighbors and can't get away with it."

"Cough cough..."

As soon as Skadi's words came out, Aquis immediately coughed twice in embarrassment, and the lonely look just now disappeared quickly, and he turned around and said to Skadi in embarrassment:

"I said good girl, life is so difficult, so don't expose some things, at least let me maintain the most basic image in front of my son-in-law, okay?"

"Come on, what image is there for you, an old pervert who has been paying attention to Priest Saige?"

Most of the girls in love turn their elbows outward, and Skadi is the same. He is very skilled in breaking a scandal about his old father again, and this time it is very lethal. Aquis was so scared that he vomited. A large string of bubbles quickly said:

"Don't make unnecessary assumptions on me! I'm just friends with her! It's just based on the age of that old guy, Saige! It's enough to be your grandma's grandma! Your father and I are not purely good-looking people Can you fall in love with her? What's more, the only one I love is your mother, don't ruin the image of your father and me, okay?!"

"Oh, I seem to have heard a junior say that I am old?"

"Pfft! Priest of Saige?!"

Just as Aquis was desperately explaining, a loli voice suddenly came from the side. The three of them turned their heads and looked, and were taken aback. Skadi and Aquis did not expect the protagonist in the conversation to appear in the This, while Phoenix was surprised by the visually striking body of the girl in front of her.

At this time, in front of the three of them was a super-large Pippi Shrimp with a colorful body. According to visual estimation, the length of the Pippi Shrimp was at least about two adults. On the back of this Pippi Shrimp, a rather simple sitting on the chair, wearing a priestly robe full of various gold-plated patterns, holding a pipe in his hand that is still puffing bubbles, a little boy with white hair and blue eyes who is only about 1.5 meters tall loli.

Although she is a loli, her pipe-smoking attitude and eyes full of life experience are like an old man who has already retired and enjoyed life, and she feels very disobedient.

But this is not a big deal. What really stunned Phoenix is ​​the huge heart of this little lolita that does not match her physical age at all. The scale is the kind that cannot be supported by one hand. It is probably E...forgive Phoenix, a virgin You will be dumbfounded, this kind of matching of Yujie's heart and loli body is too visually impactful.

Of course, Phoenix was dumbfounded, but the other two were not. After seeing Priest Seger, Aquis greeted in embarrassment:

"What a coincidence, Priest Saige, why are you free to go out for a stroll today?"

"I found something very interesting, so I took a look."

After saying this, Priest Seger cast his eyes on Phoenix who had just left Skadi's arms, and then saw her mouth slightly raised, showing a very interested smile, and said softly:

"So that's it, Phoenix, he's a very nice young man."

Hearing Priest Saige's words, Phoenix's pupils shrank slightly. Since she appeared, no one present had ever called Phoenix by name, so how did Priest Saige know his name?

However, when Phoenix was quite puzzled, Priest Seger explained like a prophet:

"I can't become this priest by relying on fake tricks. This world is much more exciting than you imagined, little Feifei."

"Uh... little... Feifei?"

Hearing this name, Phoenix only felt the corners of his brows twitching, but Priest Saige looked calm, picked up the pipe and took a puff, exhaled a small bubble, then stood up, directly Jumping off Pippi Shrimp and coming to Phoenix, it may be because the action was a bit big, the heart of the foul was also bouncing quite happily, which made Phoenix feel ashamed, and dared not look directly at Priest Sege, because always It is subconsciously that the eyes will slowly move over.

Seeing Phoenix's appearance, the smile on Priest Seg's face became even wider. With a turn of his right hand, the pipe turned around. Then Priest Seg picked Phoenix's chin with the cigarette holder and said:

"You don't have to dodge like this. It's okay even if you keep looking at it. I have lived for more than 300 years. I naturally know that boys of your age will be interested in this kind of aspect, and my body is also a special type. I understand, so it's okay. I do not mind."

Speaking of which, Priest Saige was quite indifferent and used his empty left hand to support his plump pair from below, as if to show off, but Skadi was perfectly hit, and looked down at himself. The not-so-small Xinxin measured it with his hand, frowned slightly, and comforted himself:

"It's okay, it's too big and it will affect the battle. I'm a warrior and not a priest, so I can't compare it to not being ashamed."

Hearing Priest Seg's words, Phoenix was also a little embarrassed, but then he was relieved, just like Aquis said, he himself is not a purely handsome person, so he simply let go and looked directly at Seg again The priest comes.

Seeing that Phoenix adjusted so quickly, Priest Seger nodded in satisfaction, then returned to Pippi Shrimp's back and sat down again, then looked at Aquis and said:

"Akui, remember to bring Little Feifei and Little Titi to me tomorrow. It seems that some interesting things will happen around them."

Having said that, Priest Seger ignored Aquis's answer, stepped on the Pippi Shrimp under his feet, and said:

"Hua Bei, let's go back, your wife's ants have almost finished laying eggs."

Hearing Priest Saige's words, the Pippi Shrimp swung its tail quickly and carried Priest Saige to the top, then turned its head and slowly swam back in the direction it came from.

After watching Priest Saige leave slowly, Aquis shook his head with some displeasure, and said:

"When will she change this habit of casually giving other people strange nicknames? She is obviously at such an old age."

After saying this, Aquis waved to Skadi and said hello:

"Hurry up and come in, I also want to investigate carefully whether you are suitable as a son-in-law."

"Uh, okay, ah..."

Originally, Phoenix planned to call Mr. Arquis, but before he finished shouting, Skadi, who was walking behind him, cast a rather resentful look, forcing Phoenix to change his words:

"……father in law."

"What are you doing so early?! I haven't finished the investigation yet, kid!"

"Then call him father-in-law after the inspection?"

"Yes... bah, yes, I didn't say that you will pass the test!"

"But the reward for passing the level has already recognized me..."

"I……"

PS: Priest Saige is like a whim. If someone knows this picture, please explain it implicitly. By the way, the aunt in the picture is a zombie. She is old, but she is as tall as a primary school student (funny)

Chapter 250 The Three Tests of Aquis

"Humph!"

Hearing the irrefutable fact that Phoenix said, Aquis felt aggrieved as if he had eaten a fly, he could only snort angrily, turned his head and entered the room, seeing his father-in-law like this, Phoenix was also a little embarrassed scratched his cheek, and Skadi followed Arquis into the room.

Entering the house, looking at the various furnishings and decorations inside, Phoenix’s first impression is not luxury or simplicity, but a rather simple and warm feeling, as if returning to a long-lost home. I have to say, Arquis was indeed a connoisseur of domesticity.

However, just as they were about to walk to the living room, Phoenix found that there was no door in the living room, but a transparent barrier instead, and Skadi also explained thoughtfully:

"In the living room, kitchen and bathroom, these places have this kind of bubble barrier to block the sea water. After all, no matter cooking or going to the toilet, you can't do it in the water."

"Is that so, this was also invented by Priest Saige?"

"Well, Priest Saige is the most noble person in the Nereus clan, and she is respected even in several other clans. After all, she is the oldest existing Pontus clan, and her divination skills are superb."

"Divination...does such a strange ability really exist?"

"I had doubts at the beginning, but the accuracy of priest Seger's divination is frighteningly high, almost [-]%. Obviously, no one knows how she obtained the information, but it is so accurate and weird."

"Um……"

Hearing Skadi's words, Phoenix lowered his head and thought about it for a while. Leaving aside anything else, he can be sure that the water in Terra's world is too deep, and it can even make people feel a little powerless.

Looking at the settings alone, you might think that this is a sci-fi apocalypse where the technology tree is crooked and the source stones are ravaged by natural disasters, but as various strange information is revealed, whether it is the generation of source stones or the so-called fear of the deep sea, Everything is biased towards an unknown domain, the domain called 'God'...

Thinking of this, Phoenix couldn't help but shudder. God, this is a word with a special color no matter where it is mentioned. When mentioning God, people's first reaction is not the appearance, but represents God, the power that transcends everything.

God, the reason why he is a god is because he has power or talent that ordinary people cannot possess. Even if he is not a god at the beginning, he will be gradually regarded as a god by people. It is both a kind of admiration and a kind of isolation.

But no matter how you say it, Tyra's background can definitely be related to God. This is unquestionable. After all, it is impossible for a lady with antlers to come out and say that all this is the fault of the copywriter, right?

At this moment, Phoenix felt a sense of powerlessness for a long time. He raised his hand and touched the origin stone on the right face and skin. Feeling his own insignificance, he thought it was the last time, but he never thought that now he could face the entire natural disaster by himself, and he felt the insignificance again, after all, it was a creature called a god.

He doesn't have the so-called "as long as you live, you can kill even gods" magic eye, only one eye that resides in the heart of the ocean and the left eye that was corroded by the ancient god; he has no weapon that can kill gods, only one that can kill gods. The imperial sword that changes the sky; he also has no armor that can resist the gods, only a Fenrir who is known as the legacy of the last century...

'Why do you think about it, my configuration doesn't seem too bad? '

After some helpless complaints to himself, Phoenix didn't think about it so much anymore. There is an old saying in Yan Kingdom that the boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge. Since you haven't encountered it yet, what's the use of thinking so much? , what if those gods are not very interested in Terra?

After dealing with the original anxious mood, Phoenix turned his attention to the father-in-law in front of him. At this time, the three of them had already sat at the table in the living room. Aquis rubbed his eyebrows in distress, and then looked at Phoenix. After boasting secretly in his heart that he was calm, he opened his mouth and said:

"Your name is Phoenix, right? What's your job? What do you do at home?"

"Heigang's six-star registered operator, who lives in Colombia, has a small shop that sells food, his parents are still alive, and he has a younger sister."

Although he was amused by the Yanguo-style blind date process of Aquis, Phoenix still obediently gave an answer, and did not mention the Texas family when he answered.

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