The Trickster's Ninth Episode

But if you want to say that this profession is not easy to do, in a sense, it is too simple to have a good face to please women.In many cases, only a little basic communication skills are needed, and then everything else can be done with a straight ball.

"Len, won't you be ashamed when you say these words from your mouth?" Hatsune Miku felt weird when she heard Amamiya Ren talking to Niulang.

"Where is this?" Amamiya Ren said that this level is far from shameful.

"Speaking of Niulang, I think of a very interesting thing." Ren Amamiya stared at Hatsune Miku for a few seconds, and said with a smile.

"Huh? What?" Hatsune Miku naturally acted as a conversation partner.

"There are often Chinese students here in Japan, right? So in places like Yokohama where there are many Chinese people, the service industry can speak a few words in Chinese. Usually [Hello, thank you, eggplant, goodbye], yes Bar?"

"Oh! I know that." Hatsune Miku nodded.

[Hi, thank you, eggplant, goodbye] It has become a meme in Japan, and people who don't know these words are rare.

"But for Cowherd, they even learned a different sentence in Chinese."

"Cowherd... did you learn Chinese on purpose?"

"Yes, it is widely spread in the cowherd industry, and the shop assistants who have served Chinese customers should know it."

"...Even if I don't ask Ren, you will tell me right?" Hatsune Miku felt that Amamiya Ren seemed to have bad intentions for no reason.

Faced with Hatsune Miku's accusation, Ren Amamiya just showed a brighter smile, and continued to talk about her topic without replying.

"That Chinese sentence is—【Can I kiss you?"

"Hey!" Hatsune Miku had goosebumps all of a sudden, she can speak Chinese, after all, there is a branch of the family that develops in China.It is also because of this that she can feel the super awkward power in this Chinese sentence.

"Such words, to people who can understand Chinese, will only feel embarrassing?!" Hatsune Miku tried to simulate the scene in his mind-a Chinese woman, went to the Cowherd shop, ordered a Handsome guy, the other party heard that you are Chinese, so they adjusted a few words of love to make the atmosphere better, and then came an awkward Chinese sentence.

The key point is that the language habits of Japanese and Chinese are different.If it were a Japanese girl, you might say this to her, maybe she would still accept it.

"Well! I don't know about that. According to them, the effect of this sentence is not bad... How about we try it?"

"Eh??!!"

"【Can I kiss you?"

"No, no!"

"【Can I kiss you?"

"Can't!"

"【Can I kiss you?"

"No... um!..."

Chapter 140 The Monster That Devours Time

In the late evening, Ren Amamiya came out of V's building.

Hatsune Miku wanted him to stay overnight...Of course, it was only overnight.

Originally, Ren Amamiya wanted to spend more time with Hatsune Miku, but later Xunyin Liuge brought a group of people to check the post, and Miss Miku was forced to use superpowers to restore her mobility, and walked out with Ren Amamiya .At the same time, lock the room firmly, so that no one will want to enter it in a short time.

Although there are some things that no one can hide, you still have to pretend to hide them from others.

And the people watching will also tacitly pretend to be concealed by you, appearing as usual, and settle accounts after autumn.

So Umiya Ren re-acquainted most of the current V family members.It was the first time for him to meet, but the attitude of V's family is old and familiar. Kaidou directly gave him a scarf and asked him to drink with him. The chance of Gong Lian's amnesia left him with black history, but the prank was not too much, and Yu Gonglian successfully resolved it.

Because it was just being resolved, instead of attacking the Jingyin siblings, this made the siblings look like they had discovered the new world.

It was only then that Yu Gonglian realized that her past self was quite black-bellied.

how to say?It turns out that this is the feeling of standing among a group of bad friends after a person loses his memory.

However, this is not the first time that Yu Gonglian has encountered this kind of person. Now he has adapted very quickly, and has easily overcome the uncomfortable psychology of "presumptuous familiarity", and accepted these sudden appearances with peace of mind. Closeness.

Of course, the consequence of doing this is that the rest of the time has completely become a gathering of friends who have been reunited for a long time.

In other words, I don't know why the weak tone Bai basically didn't say a word the whole time, and was always drunk and wanted to pour wine for Amamery Ren.

However, he was held down by Xunyin Liuge and Hongyin Naruko and dragged back forcibly, because Amamiya Ren is not allowed to drink alcohol under the age of 20.

In the end, the song was not perfect.

There is no way, who let the free time of the blockbuster blockbuster in front of you take care of your voice?

Sure enough, interpersonal communication and love between men and women are monsters that devour time. Amamiya Ren wants to clone skills more and more now.

In which week's memory is Lian's avatar skill stored in?Then again, even if he obtained that part of the memory, Mr. Ren Amamiya doesn't have any superpowers at all, so it's still a matter of whether he can use it successfully.

"What are you talking about! If you really can't bear the pressure, just die once~"

At the gate of V's headquarters, an eye-catching bright red luxury car was parked on the side of the road with the windows rolled down, and Mr. Yasen smiled rather villainously.

"When did you become a suicide counselor?" Umiya Ren squinted at Ya Sen.

Japan is a country with frequent suicides. People in society who are under tremendous pressure on weekdays are likely to encounter some undisguised maliciousness on the Internet and go to extremes.

And Japan happens to be a country that likes to vent its malice to the weak, both in reality and on the Internet. Look, isn’t it a coincidence?

Yasen's upbeat tone of watching the excitement is not a big deal, it is very similar to those on the Internet who vent their malice against other people's misfortune.

However, Yu Gonglian only thought that this guy would become very unreasonable in front of her, so she didn't take it to heart.

"So what are you doing here?" Umiya Ren asked, taking a second to understand the reason why Yasen came here.

I said it a long time ago, they are the same person after all, so although what Ren Amamiya encountered today was an emergency, Mr. Yasen knew about it in advance and drove over.

"I'll bring you red bean rice!" Yasen took out a bento box that had been prepared a long time ago and put it on the car seat and shook it.

"Tsk!"

Popular science time, in Japan, tongue tongue is a very, very, very very disrespectful and impolite behavior.How disrespectful is it?Whether it's [tsk] or [cut], it may cause a heavy blow to the other party.People with weaker personalities may have [Am I so annoying?The other party has "cut"] this kind of thinking.

Of course, it’s still the same old saying, don’t bring all the rules of communication in Japan into understanding between friends who have a good relationship. If you have a good relationship, you can break the rules.

So far, Yasen is the only person who can make Ren Yugong to click her tongue frequently, and not shy away from expressing her disgust.

To actually drive here to deliver red bean rice at such a time, I can only talk about the mentality of Ren Amamiya.

Japanese red bean rice means auspiciousness.Generally speaking, as long as good things happen in the family, red bean rice will be made.The definition of "good things happen" varies from family to family, but it is a custom recognized by the public to eat red bean rice on coming-of-age ceremony, marriage, pregnancy and other events.

So Ya Sen's move is clearly in the connotation of Amamiya Ren.

"Okay, okay, put your expression away. I'm here, and I'll take you home and get in the car." Ya Sen didn't care about Amamiya Ren's dislike at all, and even had a kind of satisfaction of a successful prank. sense.

Amamiya Ren is not hypocritical, Yasen's Cha Amamiya Ren has always just disliked it being too eye-catching, and has no complaints about other aspects.

After all, the aesthetics of Yasen and Amamiya Ren can be said to be completely consistent.

How handsome is the red and black Zeithen style!

Now that he is not in school, and there is no public opinion concern about "bad transfer students get into a luxury car after school", Ren Amamiya naturally has no psychological burden on getting into Yasen's car.

"Where are you going?" Yasen asked casually after Yu Gonglian got into the car.

"Of course it's back to LeBron, otherwise where else can I go?"

"I thought you're in a tight time management situation, which girl are you going to have an appointment with?" Ya Sen deliberately teased.

"Tsk." Although Yu Gonglian disliked it, she didn't refute this sentence, because his time was really running out.Yu Gonglian feels that this situation will become more and more serious, and because of this, he will be more eager for the clone ability.

"I haven't started the broadcast for almost two days, and I plan to go back to broadcast and play games today."

Yesterday he was forced to stay overnight at Ichinose Hisaune's house and there was no live broadcast. The planning time during this period was quite tight. He had to play "Persona", to play DAO, to prepare for a blank debut, and to prepare for the Golden Shield commemorative return Content, but also to make a model for the Phantom Thieves.

Of course, with the help of Sophia, the progress of the last item was greatly accelerated, which saved Amamiya Ren a lot of time and was a great help.

"Okay." Yasen shrugged without denying it.

"But what I just said is true. If you really feel that you can't bear it, you can just die."

"...What do you mean?" Yu Gonglian frowned.

"You also know that there is a purpose for opening a new week. Although we don't know why, we tried our best to get ourselves amnesia. But amnesia is too risky after all. If there is any accident, who will It's accurate, don't you?" Yasen said in a rather casual tone.

"So starting from our characters, guess what would happen if you died in a state of amnesia?"

"..." Yu Gonglian didn't reply, but Yasen gave the answer directly without him saying anything.

"The answer is [唰!] One click, back to file!"

"If you fail, start over, it's the easiest thing. So if you die, everything that once belonged to you will return automatically, whether it's me, Satan Yael, or those past memories. Isn't it It’s like a cheat for one-click clearance? Then you will have all the superpowers you want.” Yasen’s tone gradually became agitated, with a hint of excitement, as if he really wanted Ren Yugong to try it. try.

"One-click clearance? You said that using this trick is equivalent to failure?" Yu Gonglian glanced at him, not fooled at all.

Many ancient games like to pursue philosophical thinking in the plot. In the last century, there were many such works-a person lost his memory, and he tried every means to recover his memory across infinite difficulties, and then he found that the past The memory brought only endless pain, so he tried to make himself amnesia, and set up more obstacles to prevent himself from recovering the memory.

Putting this sense of fate of reincarnation in the game and putting it on others can make people feel the tragic beauty of desolation and solemnity.But if you want to put it on yourself, then thank you for not being sensitive.

Although Ren's memory in the past will not [bring endless pain] like the above game, Ren Amamiya does not have the habit of "reopening with the wind and waves", and all things that can be called "ultimate means" will always be used. It is best not to go up.

"Why did you tell me this all of a sudden?" Yu Gonglian looked at Ya Sen, he didn't think the other party really wanted to push him back.

"It's nothing, I just want you to know that if you really can't handle it because there are too many people, it's not a big deal to let them vent their anger with a hatchet in the end, it can be included in the backup plan!" Ya Sen said to Amamiya Renshu Thumbs up, indicating that you are more bearish on me. "On this basis, a little scum is completely fine!"

"roll!"

If it wasn't in the car, Amamiya Ren really wanted to kick her over.Add another 【Final Blow】.

After all, Yasen came here for the sake of Amamiya Ren's mentality. This big boss who often feels that life is boring because of time and money can't be spent, lives by pointing at Amamiya Ren's fun every day!

The Aston Martin painted by Thieves drove from the edge of dusk to the door of night.

"Speaking of which, what have you been up to lately?" Yu Gonglian asked curiously.

The mysterious and mysterious relationship between him and Yasen is a state of random movement of the heart. Ren Amamiya has no interest in the details of Yasen's office, so she doesn't perceive those things at all, but she has no interest in the details. Interest does not mean that you are not interested.If someone can help simplify the long time experience into a few words, why not do it?

"Recently? Recently, a certain lady reporter has become restless again, and it took a lot of effort to help her manage relationships secretly." Yasen said.

"Miss reporter?" Yu Gonglian was puzzled for a moment, and then remembered a name - Da Zhai Yizi.

Ren Amameiya's [Devil] card, a down-and-out and upright lady reporter, established a trading relationship with the Phantom Thieves at the beginning, exchanging the information of the Hall Master for the information of the Phantom Thieves.

Since it is Umiya Ren's community... well, needless to say, anyway, Umiya Ren has completely lost her luck.

Speaking of this, Ren Amameiya has nothing to do with Yizi Ozhai this week!

After all, Ren Amameiya's daily life has calmed down, and her ordinary life is probably incompatible with the profession of a reporter.

If you don't make troubles and don't make your life ups and downs, it's hard to imagine what kind of intersection between Umiya Ren and Da Zhaiyizi this week.

But judging from Yasen's words, it seems that he has been taking care of Da Zhaizi all the time?