The Trickster's Ninth Episode

"Aren't there three big moms? Aren't these people still alive?!"

"But Neil temporarily raised the price before Steam, and word-of-mouth has died! You have to be willing to buy it, and you have to wait for the three mothers to come out of Sinicization, and you have to be a Buddha. After these three layers of sifting, I think the current domestic jokes add up. It would be nice to have ten."

"Tsk, can I only go to the Internet to find it? Echizen, do you know if any of those guys from abroad have posted some good jokes?"

"Why are you asking me?! I'm just playing mobile games, I'm not familiar with those people!"

"But you usually watch a lot of videos! Shit! Why do you usually have so many fans and are taller than me?! Next time you play games, you will be disconnected!"

"Tell me a hammer, I was sent back to revise my thesis recently, I'm super busy, okay?"

"Talking like I'm not the same! Don't talk nonsense, send the link quickly, I will find someone to authorize, and immediately sing the water video!"

"...I did watch Neil's video again recently, but it's not a collection of jokes, it's a strategy video, but the process of pushing the main line in that video is filled with a lot of jokes, why don't you try it Take this authorization?"

"Damn it? What kind of magical thing is a guide video that fills the main line with jokes? Who is so crazy? Does he still have hair?" Gu Xinxuan showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone. "Where's the link? Send it to see."

"Then wait a minute and I'll look it up, it's a YouTube video." Echizen ran back to his side as he spoke, picked up the mouse and began to look through his subscription form, and within a few minutes sent the link to Gu Xinxuan.

"Lai Qixiao...a bit familiar, but I don't have any impression. Is it also from the Devil May Cry Circle?" Gu Xinxuan hadn't watched the video content yet, and frowned at Lai Qixiao's ID. He couldn't think of anyone in the circle. This number of people.

Logically speaking, there is no reason for such a buddhist guy not to be famous if the strategy video is filled with jokes.

"Of course it sounds familiar, this guy is the number two in the world who often appears with 【】!" Echizen explained casually.

"Huh? What is the second in the world?"

"The second in the world of all games!"

"The second in the world of all games? What magical things are you talking about? Can't you comment on this kind of thing?"

"It's really impossible to comment, but this is recognized. Although the number of games this guy has involved is much less than the legendary [ ], he has only lost [ ] in the games he has involved, so after a long time, everyone will By default, this guy is number two in the world."

"So it's not from the Devil May Cry circle? That's over! He's number two in the world, and I'm a Devil May Cry salted fish within my wall. I'm going to ask for a hammer authorization."

"Try it. Anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat if you try it. Anyway, if you're looking for a joke, then I know this now." Echizen said very nonchalantly.

"Do you have his contact information?"

"You go directly to his official push private message."

"..." Gu Xinxuan looked suspiciously at Echizen, but for the time being, he went to search for this guy named Xixiao.

Knowing a little bit about this so-called [Second World] that I hadn't noticed at all, Gu Xinxuan was stunned again.

"What is a Vtuber?"

Hearing this, Echizen suddenly regained his spirits, and gave Ko Shingen a thumbs up like a watermelon skin head burning youth, showing his white teeth.

"nice one!"

"roll!"

Chapter 37 Joker's Bizarre Adventure

April 5 → August 2

In the morning, Sakura house.

"Futaba, wake up!" Ren Amamiya said softly knocking on Futaba's door.

"..."

"I opened the door and went in." Seeing that there was no response from inside, Ren Amamiya decided that Futaba hadn't gotten up yet, and this child was the type that was difficult to wake up, so she went in and called her.

Ren Amameiya opened the door and walked into the room, sure enough, Futaba didn't intend to wake up at all.

"Wake up, Futaba." Amamiya Ren said, shaking her lightly through the quilt.

"...Ugh——" Futaba turned from sideways to lying on her back in a daze, her small face wrinkled into a ball, she opened her eyes reluctantly, and saw Yu wearing an apron. Palace lotus.

"...Why did you get up so early?" Futaba grumbled and complained.

"I always get up so early!" Yu Gonglian said with a smile.

"Yesterday...uh--you obviously played the game so late." Futaba seemed to be a little more awake, looking at Ren Amamiya with a blank expression.

"You didn't go to bed until I downloaded the broadcast yesterday? Don't imitate me next time." Yu Gonglian smiled helplessly, and then continued. "Okay, don't you want to go back to my hometown with me today? Get up soon."

"That's right!" Hearing these words, Futaba regained consciousness a lot, opened her eyes that were originally dazed, and looked at Ren Amamiya. "now?"

"Now get up and wash up, and then come down to eat breakfast." Umiya Ren straightened up and turned around while talking. "Since you're awake, I'll go out first, and come down quickly when I'm done."

After saying that, Ren Amamiya left Futaba's room.

After Ren Amamiya went out, Futaba continued to stay under the quilt for a few seconds, then sat up and began to change clothes.

After washing up, Futaba went downstairs to the dining table, just in time to see Ren Amamiya serving breakfast on the table and taking off her apron.

"Today's breakfast is prunes rice balls, fried veal steak, and scrambled eggs with tomato. I cut an apple next to it and remember to eat it. I'm going out to buy something, and I'll be back soon." Ren Amiya said to Futaba.

Futaba did not reply immediately, but glanced at the breakfast prepared by Ren Amameiya, and a plate of rabbit apples next to it.

"..." It felt like Sojiro would be disgusted when he came back.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Futaba raised her head and looked at Amamery Ren and asked.

"I've already eaten. If I haven't come back after eating, just put the dishes in the sink, and I'll wash them together when I come back." Yu Gonglian finished with a smile, then went to the entrance to change her shoes, and opened the door walked out.

Yu Gonglian is going back to her hometown today. On the one hand, she will go home to see her parents, and on the other hand, she will report to her parents about Yasen helping him escape the crime.

Futaba went with Ren Amamiya because she couldn't let her stay at home alone.

Although I want to go back to my hometown, the time is actually not tight, and it is much more relaxed than the previous few days when I frequently made appointments with people.

However, although the schedule is much more tolerant, it is not good to procrastinate too much.It takes about three hours to drive from Amamiya Ren's hometown to Sixuan Tea House, which is equivalent to four hours including the walking part.It is more comfortable to catch the early bus for such a small long distance.

And when he told Futaba that he was going shopping, it was...

Apart from Sakura House, Ren Amamiya walked along the road and turned two corners, and arrived at the destination in less than a minute.

Takemi Clinic.

The word Wu Jian was clearly written on the door of the clinic. Although I couldn't figure out why Wu Jian Miao came to this place to open a clinic, since it was Wu Jian, I should go in and have a look.

Especially after recovering the memory of the first week, Amamiya Ren still has a lot of experience on how to get along with Wu Jianmiao.

Walking into the clinic, Amameiya Ren casually looked around, and it was pretty much the same as in memory.

Wu Jianmiao in the clinic found someone coming in, glanced at the entrance through the payment window, put down the smoking coffee in his hand, and muttered to himself very casually: "There are customers so early."

Immediately, she still casually asked Yu Gonglian: "Diagnose or buy medicine?"

"..." Umiya Ren didn't reply immediately, but looked at Wu Jianmiao in front of him openly, and the other party seemed to be familiar with this kind of scrutiny. Although he was a little impatient, he just He curled his lips and said nothing.

Under the doctor's white coat, there is an unexpected Harajuku-style outfit, a long dark green vest with a red diagonal belt, a ring around his neck and a necklace that looks like a small medicine bottle.

What makes Amamiya Ren more concerned is that the other party's lower eyelids have obvious traces of using makeup to cover up dark circles.

The small clinic opened in the corner of Sixuan Tea House should not have much work at ordinary times.So really Wu Jianmiao is still doing some research here?

According to the development of the original world, Wu Jianmiao resigned because of being framed by a drug dispute, and came to Sixuan Tea House to find a clean place to settle down, and continued to conduct drug research in order to wash away his stigma.

Although there is no overlap between this part of experience and Ren Yugong, Yugong Ren feels that it is impossible for her before amnesia not to solve this matter!Wu Jianmiao has no reason to come to Sixuan Tea House again.

Maybe there are some new reasons, if you can't figure it out, then don't think about it for now.While her thoughts turned quickly, Yu Gonglian also responded, "Buy medicine."

"Buy medicine? What's the disease?" Wu Jianmiao was a little surprised, but still responded very simply.

"I'm not sick, I want to buy some medicine to speed up healing, restore physical strength, or relieve fatigue." Yu Gonglian said after thinking. "If possible, I hope the effect will be stronger."

But Wu Jianmiao frowned when he heard the words, stared at Yu Gonglian for two seconds, and said, "Did you hear some messy rumors from some strange people?"

"Well... you can also say that." Although she had never heard any rumors, Amamiya Ren still accepted the statement with a smile.

"... Why are children nowadays so troublesome." Wu Jianmiao sighed helplessly. "In short, let's talk in the consulting room first."

Yu Gonglian blinked, glanced at the door on the right, her expression remained unchanged, she simply opened the door and walked in.

"Then first..." Wu Jianmiao walked from the payment window to the consultation room, blocked the door, looked at Ren Amameiya, and reached out to lock the door with his back turned. "Can you tell me where did you hear these rumors?"

"Tsk, forget it, it's not important, I can probably guess it." Before Ugonglian could reply, Wu Jianmiao retracted her question on her own.

"It's you." Wu Jianmiao shifted the topic to Yu Gonglian again. "They are all high school students, and they should understand the truth that medicine should not be taken indiscriminately. Commonly speaking, the so-called special medicine has huge side effects. It is inevitable that it will be bad for the body. Instead of thinking about medicine at a young age, it is better to drink some coffee. Eat some nutritious food or something."

"I am doing both coffee and nutritional supplements, but the effect is not very good. Although I am a student, I am busy with my studies and also work part-time. It is really difficult to adjust my time, so I hope Doctor, you can help me." Umiya Ren responded ingeniously and gracefully.

"Part-time job..." Takejian Miao showed a slightly embarrassed expression after hearing what Ren Amamiya said. "So today's kids are really..."

"But even if you say that, I have no reason to help you. Whether it's studies or a part-time job, you should do what you can." Wu Jianmiao said as he opened the door lock and moved away from the door. . "And that kind of medicine is not cheap. It's enough to buy a cheaper car. It's not something a part-time high school student can afford."

"Can you tell me the specific price?" Yu Gonglian answered.

"...Do you really want to buy it?" Wu Jianmiao looked at Yu Gonglian in surprise, and was at a loss for words for a while.

What I said just now is expensive is Zha Yu Gonglian's. Her medicines are all homemade. Of course, the cost will not be too high, but the price is of course up to her mood. Anyway, she can't buy it elsewhere, so she naturally wants to pay more. just high.But if you really ask her to quote a price right away, she won't think about it at all.

But it doesn't matter, she has a corresponding way to deal with it, so don't worry about revealing her secrets.

"As for the price, here, look over there." Wu Jianmiao gestured to the table in the consulting room, and there was a standing sign on it.

Amameiya Ren looked in the direction, and there was an impressive word on the stand——【Free Diagnosis and Treatment】.

Amamiya Ren showed surprise.

what?I don't remember this coming out!

"My aim is to let patients decide their own diagnosis and treatment fees, so you can quote yourself. Of course, the price of diagnosis is arbitrary, but at least I can't lose money when it comes to drugs. I will definitely not agree to a low quotation. If it is high, I will treat it as my own." Earn it, you can figure it out." Wu Jianmiao smiled and kicked the ball of drug expenses back to Yu Gonglian's feet.

"Then can I go up from low to high?" Ugonglian said jokingly without fear.

"This kind of behavior is not flattering! If you do this, you will be kicked out." Wu Jianmiao pointed at Amemiya Ren with the file board in his hand as a warning.

"Well! If that's the case, then..." Amamiya Ren stretched out her hand and pushed her glasses with a smile on her face, recalled the price of the medicine for a week, and chose the most commonly used and top medicines Reported out the same.

"..." Wu Jianmiao's expression twitched slightly.

This guy...is here to find fault!

The prices reported by Ren Yugong are basically infinitely close to the cost, and they are extremely accurate.According to this price, if it is a little too much, she can't even earn the hard work fee.

Wu Jianmiao began to wonder if the little boy in front of him had investigated her.But after thinking about it, he vetoed it himself. Who would investigate this kind of information?

Could it be that... this high school student understands medicine?And the level of internal medicine is not low?This is even more impossible.

"Where did you know these things?" Wu Jianmiao asked Yu Gonglian, frowning.