Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

I had injections for two days and took a lot of medicine, but I just didn't feel better.

"Damn Cui Dake, what a cruel heart..."

"Isn't it just pulling your pants? What a big deal. As for kicking the old lady into the river, soak for more than half an hour?"

"What a beast! Big bastard..."

"grandmother?"

Jia Zhang was cursing, sticking his head out, and came in like a thief.

"Why are you so heartless?"

Seeing the stick, Mrs. Jiazhang snorted and turned her head away: "The old lady almost died at home. You are a white-eyed wolf. You are popular and spicy at Xu's house. Why didn't you eat you to death!"

"Don't be angry, grandma, I'm here to see you."

With a smile, the stick leaned over: "Old lady Xu is hooked, let me help Qin Huairu, and let her blow into Jia Laizi's ears..."

"Really?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Jiazhang was happy, and picked up the stick and put it on the kang: "Quickly tell me, what are those old things talking about."

"That's it..."

At that moment, Bang Geng said everything that Xu's mother said in detail.

Of course, stick stem concealed the matter of plotting the old hag's house.

"This old thing is also in a hurry, otherwise, I won't let you stand out."

She went to the doctor in a hurry, Jia Zhang grinned and laughed: "Just as she said, when the surname Qin comes back later, you can go to her, say something nice and cry a few times, and she will soften her heart. "

"anything else?"

"Don't worry, listen to grandma tell you."

Glancing at the anticipation stick, Jia Zhang smiled sinisterly: "Then, under the banner of Qin Huairu, you went to the Xu family to perform a play, and said that you would transfer the ownership of the Xu family's house to you. promise."

"What if the old man refuses?"

This is a good plan. You can't wait for the old thing to die before you can get the house over. Stick is a little excited.

"If you don't agree, just procrastinate. In the end, the old thing will definitely compromise."

The tiger's poison still eats children, the Xu family's mother-in-law is not a black-hearted person, Jia Zhang is too confident to handle her.

"Hmm... just listen to you..."

Nodding his head, Bang Geng jumped off the kang: "I'll go first, lest I miss that bitch Qin Huairu..."

In the middle of speaking, Bang Geng suddenly retracted his feet, and looked at Jia Zhang curiously: "Grandma? The old man said just now that I will become a man when I photograph a woman. Why do you photograph this woman?"

"Little bastard! Why are you asking this?"

The old hag of the Xu family is also a human and animal, so she is such a stickler, why she talks about everything.

Is it...

While cursing in her heart, Jia Zhang suddenly thought of a terrible thing, wouldn't this old hag want to eat sprouts?

"Curiosity... It's not curiosity, it's just thinking, if I want to become a man, I can start with the woman next to Jia Laizi..."

in fact.

Bang Jiao lied because he wanted to be a man like Jia Zhengyi.

Although he didn't understand anything, he had heard people say that a successful man must have countless women around him.

For example Jia lame.

Also, a man can make a mother leave her son alone.

For example, a bitch like Qin Huairu.

If, if he became a man, he could rob someone else's mother, then he would be the happiest person.

Thinking of this, the man's charm was infinitely magnified in the stick's mind, and his eyes became eager.

"That's right."

Mrs. Jiazhang sighed thoughtfully, hesitated for a few seconds, and waved at the stick: "Come here, stick, grandma will tell you quietly, but you can't imitate the bad ones, otherwise, one day you will be shot, but Don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Great, grandma, tell me quickly."

Stick is excited, imagining that after becoming a man, the first thing to do is to snatch all of Jia Laizi's women away, to see how he still looks.

Chapter 163

Just when the stick opened the door to happiness, Cui Dake, who had disappeared for two days, came back pushing his bicycle.

His face was full of exhaustion, with two big dark circles under his eyes.

In the past two days, Cui Dake has been very busy, not only to coax Li Wenxiu's family well, but also to help sell the property.

In order to reassure Li Wenxiu's family, Cui Dake promised and swore that the money was paid back a lot.

Of course, not without a little gain.

In the past two days, every inch of Li Wenxiu's skin has left traces of Cui Dake.

This is the legend, pain and happiness.

"Hah~"

Lifting his foot and stepping over the threshold, Cui Dake's legs were so weak that he almost fell to the ground.

"What a bitch..."

After cursing, Cui Dake parked his bicycle, rubbed his face, managed to pull himself together, packed his clothes and went home.

crunch~

Just as he was about to open the door, the door opened by itself, Cui Dake froze for a moment, and saw Bang Geng running out in a daze with a blushing face.

"Why are you here?"

For this little brat, Cui Dake was still very vigilant, and grabbed the stick that was about to slip away with one hand: "Blushing so much, did you steal my wine?"

"I didn't, you let go."

Stick glared at Cui Dake angrily: "You let go quickly, if you pee your pants, you have to buy me a new one."

"Urgent urination?"

Cui Da didn't believe it, and he was not a fool, how could he hold back like this.

"Did you steal something from my house?"

Scolded, Cui Dake grabbed the stick and stretched out his hand to search him.

"Why is the surname Cui?"

Cui Dake couldn't let Cui Dake know that there was a secret in his body. Bang Geng covered his crotch with a guilty conscience, and directly made Cui Dake laugh.

"It's pretty good at hiding."

With a grin, Cui Dake grabbed the stick, reached out to grab the cuff of his trousers, and pulled it down hard.

Looking up, he saw a meat worm, bigger than his little finger, standing upright with its head raised.

"It's really urgent."

It’s better not to steal something, Cui Dake didn’t take it seriously, let go of the stick, and kicked his ass: “Go to the toilet quickly, if you dare to pee in front of my house, your other leg will also be discounted.”

"You wait for me..."

It's so embarrassing, as soon as he knew the secret of becoming a man, Cui Dake picked him up, cursed at him, sticking his pants up, and limping away.

"This brat has such a cheap mouth."

After muttering, Cui Dake ignored the stick, because now, he has more important things to do.

"Be sad and flustered, and don't let the old witch see the flaws..."

Taking a deep breath, Cui Dake adjusted his emotions little by little, but after brewing for a long time, he still didn't enter the state.

"Damn."

Cui Dake got angry, gritted his teeth, raised his fist, and hit his nose.

"Ouch..."

Just when he yelled, Cui Dake forcibly held back, tears and snot streaming down his nose.

"sister?"

"Sister..."

Feeling almost done, Cui Dake screamed miserably, opened the door, and stumbled in.

His ghostly cry frightened Mrs. Jia Zhang who was getting off the kang.

"My little heart..."

Seeing clearly that it was Cui Dake, Jia Zhang patted his chest and rolled his eyes: "What are you yelling for? I almost scared the old lady to death!"

"Something went wrong, big sister!"

With a wail, Cui Dake fell on his knees in front of Jia Zhang with a sliding shovel, holding her thigh and crying.

"I'm dead!"

"It's gone! It's all gone..."

"What's the big deal?"

Seeing Cui Dake crying miserably, Jia Zhang's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition came to his heart.

"The money is gone!"

"Our money is all gone..."

Howling, Cui Dake grabbed Jia Zhang's hand, choked with snot and tears and said: "The grain we bought was checked at sea. When we were docking, we accidentally hit the reef. Not only the boat It turned over, and many people died.”