I Studied Beheading in a Mental Institution.

Baili Pangpang suddenly choked on the spot.

The corner of Lin Qiye's mouth twitched slightly. He vaguely felt that Zhou Ping's social concept seemed to be developing in a very strange direction...

He rubbed the corners of his eyes, and corrected:

"Senior Juggernaut, communication between people still requires etiquette, and such obviously aggressive words should not be used unless necessary."

Zhou Ping nodded thoughtfully.

"By the way, since we are going to kick the gym, wouldn't it be better to start with a bit of aggressiveness?" Baili Pangpang seemed to have thought of something.

"Prologue?"

"It's like something... Marshal Canopy, come to kick the hall!"

"..." Lin Qiye had a strange expression on his face, "To be honest, it's a little too low."

"..."

At this moment, the eyes of Zhou Ping, who was thinking aside, suddenly lit up.

"Night Watchman Nameless Squad, please enlighten me."

Chapter 480 The Fourth Patient

Hearing this sentence, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Zhou Ping in unison, with subtle expressions.

After Zhou Ping finished speaking, he realized what he had just said, silently closed his mouth, turned his head to the side, and the toes in his sneakers couldn't help picking at the soles...

"I can't tell, Senior Juggernaut can still say such domineering lines..." Baili Fatty grinned, "And it sounds much better than mine."

"Senior Sword Saint, how did you come up with this idea?" Lin Qiye asked suspiciously.

The corner of Zhou Ping's mouth twitched slightly, "I've read too many novels...it will come naturally."

Lin Qiye and the others showed expressions of sudden realization.

"I'm curious." Baili Pangpang blinked, "Senior Juggernaut, you should have said this kind of lines before, right? Is there anything particularly domineering, we want to hear it too."

Zhou Ping focused on looking at the white clouds outside the window, as if he didn't hear Baili Pangpang's words at all, but moved his body silently to the side of the cabin.

Cao Yuan leaned into Baili Pangpang's ear, and whispered, "You better stop teasing him, I'm afraid if you keep talking, he'll just jump off the plane and run away..."

Baili Pangpang coughed twice and closed his mouth.

The cabin fell silent again.

Lin Qiye slowly closed his eyes, sinking his consciousness into the mental hospital of the gods in his mind.

……

Lin Qiye put on a white coat, put his hands in his pockets, and walked in the yard.

"Good morning, Dean Lin."

Braki, who was practicing poetry in the silent enchantment on the roof, saw Lin Qiye, put down the harp in his hand, a bright smile appeared on his face, a gentleman bent over to say hello, and his long golden hair was scattered in front of him, "May your mood be as beautiful as the morning dew today."

Lin Qiye smiled and nodded, "Good morning, Braki."

Since Braki started writing letters to Eden every day, he has completely recovered his previous lively and cheerful state, and even his complexion is better than before, and the progress of the treatment has also increased like a rocket, reaching 71%, which is almost the same as that of Merlin. Comparable.

Just as Lin Qiye thought of Merlin, the figure in the dark blue mage robe walked towards him.

In Merlin's left hand was holding a copy of "Health Preservation: Did You Really Do It?" 》, with a thermos cup filled with goji berries in his right hand, and the thin hair on the top of his head fluttering in the breeze, looking chilly.

"Your Excellency Dean." Merlin smiled and said hello.

"Good morning, Your Excellency Merlin."

Mei Lin's eyes fell on Lin Qiye, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, then he seemed to think of something, a smile appeared on his face,

"Your Excellency, Dean, it seems that your realm has improved again. If I guess correctly, we will welcome a new neighbor today."

"You guessed it."

Lin Qiye nodded.

When Blaki upstairs heard this conversation, his eyes lit up, and he jumped down from the roof with his harp in his arms, and landed in the middle of the courtyard.

"New neighbor?" Braki's expression was a little excited, and he carefully took care of his blond hair that was as dazzling as the sun, "Oh, this is really an exciting thing, I hope this new neighbor can appreciate me music and poetry, so that I can offer him a grand and beautiful welcome."

"..." Lin Qiye pondered for a moment, "I think the probability is not high."

Hearing this sentence, Merlin raised his eyebrows slightly, "Your Excellency, from what you mean, you seem to have already guessed the identity of this new neighbor?"

"I guessed a little... But, to be honest, I still can't believe it..." Lin Qiye sighed.

"Will he be difficult to get along with?" Blaki asked suspiciously.

"...If the stories about him are true, it may indeed be difficult to get along with."

"It doesn't matter, I believe that my music full of love and tolerance will definitely impress him! No one can refuse the charm of music!" Brakey plucked the strings and made a pleasant sound, "I can't wait to welcome new neighbors is coming!"

Lin Qiye glanced at him with a strange expression, did not speak, but walked silently towards the ward on the second floor.

Merlin and Braki followed behind him, they were also very curious about the identity of this new neighbor.

The three of them went up to the second floor, only to realize that at some time, Nyx, who was wearing a star gauze dress, was already standing by the stairs, holding a handful of black wool in his hands, looking at them with a smile.

"Mother, are you here too?" Lin Qiye asked in surprise.

"I also want to see what kind of person this new neighbor is." A dignified and gentle smile appeared on Nix's face, "Since everyone is here to greet you, I naturally don't want to be absent."

Lin Qiye nodded, walked along the corridor to the door of the fourth ward, and stopped slowly.

He looked up at the wooden sign at the door of the ward, his gaze became complicated.

The pattern of the wooden sign on this ward is very simple, it is a stick.

The body of the stick is long and slender, the center is dark red, and the two ends are made of gilt, with a faint halo flowing on the surface...

"Stick?" Merlin thought after seeing this pattern, "There don't seem to be many gods who use long sticks as weapons, and judging by the shape of this stick, it shouldn't be a god from the West..."

Lin Qiye stretched out his hand to hold the doorknob, and took a deep breath.

Behind the first door is the goddess of the night from Greek mythology; behind the second door is the god of magic from English legends; behind the third door is the god of music and poetry from Norse mythology, and god of youth...

After the fourth door, could it be...

With a stick, the oriental god.

His identity was already revealed.

Lin Qiye slowly turned the doorknob, the sound of a lock came from the door, and the door opened gently.

The sunlight outside the door penetrated through the gradually widening crack of the door and into the dark room. Outside the door, four pairs of eyes looked into the ward curiously.

There was no bed, no table, no lights, no furniture of any kind, and the four bare walls reflected the sunlight. In the center of the ward, a figure sat cross-legged quietly on the ground.

It was an ancient ape in cassock.

The golden lines reflected the sunlight, criss-crossing the surface of the bright red cassock, and a faint halo flowed around the cassock, like an illusory Buddha's light, covering the body of the ancient ape.

The dark brown hair was exposed to the air, the ape's eyelids were drooped, the eyes were invisible, and the messy eyelashes were covered with a thin layer of dust. His hands were folded on his chest, like a statue that existed here since ancient times. Ancient Buddha.

The door of the ward has been completely opened.

Sunshine and fresh air poured into the room, and the breeze gently blew the corner of the cassock.

The ancient ape still maintained its original posture, with its hands clasped together, like a sculpture, motionless.

Chapter 481 Sun Wukong

Outside the door, Lin Qiye was shocked when he saw this figure!

"

Ward four.

Patient: Sun Wukong.

Task: Help Sun Wukong treat mental illness. When the treatment progress reaches the specified value (1%, 50%, 100%), part of Sun Wukong's ability can be randomly selected.

Current Healing Progress: 0%

"

Actually... is it really the Great Sage?

To be honest, when Lin Qiye saw the pattern of this ward for the first time, he vaguely guessed the identity of the patient inside, but seeing this character that only exists in legends and stories with his own eyes today, he was still extremely shocked.

This is the legendary Monkey King...

However, the image of Monkey King in front of me seems to be different from the one described in the book?

The gold hoop on the top of the head is gone, instead he is wearing a cassock, the treasure looks solemn, and the Buddha's light shines everywhere... This is not the Monkey King, this is after he has finished taking the Western Scriptures, fighting against the Buddha.

Counting the time, it should be true. Most of the stories recorded in novels and TV dramas are stories about learning scriptures from the West, and this incident happened in the Tang Dynasty. It will not be the image of Sun Xingzhe described in the book.

"Is it a monkey?" Blaki, who was enthusiastically preparing to play a cheerful song, was taken aback when he saw Monkey King, and then continued with a smile, "It doesn't matter, music and poetry have no distinction between races!"

He opened his mouth, about to sing something, when Merlin backhanded a silent magic to cover him.

Nyx looked at the statue-like Monkey King, with doubts in his eyes, "It seems that this new neighbor...doesn't seem very enthusiastic?"

Lin Qiye pondered for a moment, stepped into the room, squatted down in front of the cross-legged ancient ape, and said softly: "Great Sage, Great Sage? Monkey King? Fight against Buddha?"

Lin Qiye called him several times, but he didn't respond at all, as if it was really just a sculpture.

Lin Qiye turned to look at Mei Lin, "Your Excellency Mei Lin..."

Merlin nodded, with a dark blue light in his eyes, staring at Monkey King in cassock for a moment, frowning slightly.

"I can't see through his fate, but what is certain is...he is awake."

Lin Qiye was stunned, and looked back at the ancient ape with lowered eyes, "He is awake? Then why is he not responding?"

Merlin pondered for a moment, "Perhaps, he just simply doesn't want to talk to us."

"..."