Siheyuan: Start with Security
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Unexpectedly, Sha Zhu could think of this coup, and it seems that he is not as stupid as imagined.
However, since you dare to use this trick, let me have a good time with you.
Thinking of this, Yang Tian glanced at Qin Jingru and saw that she didn't see anything.
I didn't go to tell her, lest her acting skills be bad, and she would show her feet behind, so I put the bag in my pocket, and then continued to clean up as if nothing had happened.
night.
Xu Damao walked home with a duck in his hand.
When I was about to walk into the house, I was very happy because I got a duck from a fellow villager, but it became ugly again.
When he thought of Wang Cuihua at home, he felt very bored, and felt that it might as well be the same as before. Although Lou Xiao'e couldn't lay eggs, she wouldn't let him touch her, but at least she was good-looking.
Alas, but Xu Damao also knew there was no way out, sighed, and pushed open the door helplessly.
As soon as he entered the room, Wang Cuihua stepped forward without looking at the duck in his hand, and said to Xu Damao in panic:
"Da Mao, when I wanted to wash the underwear I put away earlier in the afternoon, I found it was gone. Did someone steal it from our house?"
Looking at the freckled and acne-prone Wang Cuihua, who was fat and fat, Xu Damao curled his lips and said:
"How is it possible? You probably misplaced it. If you look for it again, no one will steal it."
He couldn't believe it, someone would steal Wang Cuihua's underwear, how horny is that?
He wouldn't believe anyone who could look at Wang Cuihua, let alone steal underwear.
"It's not one piece that was lost, but two pieces. I've been looking for them all afternoon. I've searched the house all over, but I can't find them. Someone must have stolen them."
Wang Cuihua said dissatisfiedly that she was sure that her underwear had been stolen, and she had put it together with the clothes, and now she disappeared.
Seeing that Wang Cuihua was still talking, Xu Damao got a little impatient and said:
"I've been in the yard for so many years, and I haven't seen anyone stealing this. How could someone steal this, and if someone doesn't steal it, go and steal it from you?"
After saying that, Xu Damao put the duck on the ground and walked to the back room.
This Wang Cuihua is really annoying, just like you, and someone stole your underwear, are you crazy?
Wang Cuihua was also a little angry, Xu Damao didn't believe what he said in a hurry, his underwear was stolen, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he was going to talk to Xu Damao.
At this moment, Li Hao from the neighbor's house suddenly knocked on the door, walked into his house, and said:
"Wang Cuihua, where's Xu Damao?"
"He's sleeping in the back room."
Seeing someone coming, Wang Cuihua was afraid that people would see a joke, so she took a deep breath to ease her mood, and then said.
"Wait for you to go to the meeting place in the courtyard together, let's all have a meeting."
Li Hao said with a bad face. After speaking, he turned around and planned to leave to inform the next family.
As for Xu Damao in the back room, upon hearing this, he hurried out and asked suspiciously:
"A meeting of the whole house? Who informed you? What happened?"
Xu Damao asked three times in a row, it's no wonder that he was confused. In the past, a general meeting was held every week, but since the second uncle was arrested and the first uncle was laid off, there has been no general meeting for nearly half a year.
谷怼
He was naturally puzzled by the sudden meeting of the whole courtyard.
"No one notified, I notified." Li Hao said something in a stiff tone, and after he finished speaking, he also felt that his tone was not good, so he sighed and said:
"That's it, isn't my wife's panties hung to dry in the yard?
In the afternoon, I found that one piece was missing. I thought it was because the wind was too strong and hung it up.
At first, I thought I should have lost it somewhere and forgot, but just now I heard from Wang Qiang that his wife’s was also lost, so let’s forget about this one, and if these two are lost, someone must have stolen it, so we must find out the thief who stole the underwear. ! "
The more Li Hao spoke, the more angry he became, his teeth were clenched.
But thinking about it, it's normal. In future generations, if someone steals his wife's underwear, she will be out of temper.
But in such a conservative society now, if a wife's underwear is stolen, in the eyes of many people, it is no less than a green hat.
"Brother Hao, your wife's underwear was also stolen, and my underwear was also stolen. I really didn't expect there to be such a person in our yard. Da Mao didn't believe me just now."
Wang Cuihua also said angrily, and gave Xu Damao a blank look while talking.
As for Xu Damao, he couldn't say anything at this moment.
Damn, this person who stole underwear is a pervert, right?
This Li Hao and Wang Qiang's wives, Xu Damao has also seen before, they look almost the same as Wang Cuihua, not to mention, they are just average, why steal their underwear?
There are still a few beautiful ones in the courtyard, if you don't steal from them, steal from these people, Xu Damao really doubted life for a while.
"Okay, I have to go to the next one. Come here quickly. Everyone in our hospital will come and hold a meeting to discuss how to solve this matter."
Li Hao chatted with Wang Cuihua for a few more words, and then said to them.
"Well, we will definitely go later, my underwear was also stolen, I must find the thief!"
Wang Cuihua readily agreed.
As for Xu Damao, he didn't say anything. Although he didn't care who stole Wang Cuihua's underwear, he was really curious about who the thief was.
The taste is so strange, stealing Li Hao and Wang Qiang's wives is not bad, but stealing Wang Cuihua's underwear really makes him curious, and makes him wish to find the thief immediately and ask him why.
Soon, Li Hao notified everyone in the courtyard.
Everyone came to the courtyard without saying a word.
Because the first and second uncles were able to maintain order in the previous meeting, but now that the second uncle is in prison, the first uncle has no place, so the scene is very chaotic, and everyone is in a mess, all talking about their own guesses:
"A pervert who can do this kind of thing must hurry up and be sure that he has no wife. If he wants a wife, he will definitely not steal. Let's find out who doesn't have a wife."
"It's shameless. You can do this kind of thing. Even if you don't have a wife, can't you honestly find a wife? What's the point of stealing someone else's wife?"
"I'm sure you can't find a wife like this. I asked just now, and they were all lost in the morning. See who is in the yard today, and narrow down the scope to find them."
"Well, it makes sense, but it doesn't rule out who came back from work secretly."
"As far as I'm concerned, the ones in our courtyard who have criminal records are Bang Geng and Sha Zhu. It's probably whoever stole it."
Seeing that everyone was discussing and couldn't discuss one, two, three, Li Hao shouted directly:
"I don't think it's better than this. I searched every house. I just stole it today. I must still be at home. If I find that person, I will chop up my chicken and feed it to the dog!"
Chapter 280 Eight Bets and Searching Yang Chen's House
"Yes, just search every household and find this beast, see if I don't give him that useless thing, cut it off for him, you bastard."
Wang Qiang also echoed from the side.
And when everyone saw them like this, they didn't think it was rude.
After all, if they are the parties, it must be the same.
Just think about it, my wife's underwear has been stolen, and what else can I do if I take it away and do such a messy thing?
A normal person would definitely not be able to tolerate it.
When Silly Zhu heard these words, he trembled all over at first, but after thinking about it, he was not at his home anyway, so what was there to be afraid of, so he gave Yang Chen a mocking look.
I fantasized in my heart, waiting for the scene where Yang Chen's underwear was found at home and his reputation was lost.
And Yang Chen's sensitivity is twice that of ordinary people, so he naturally felt Sha Zhu's gaze, turned his head and smiled at Sha Zhu, and then said to everyone:
"Calm down, everyone, and listen to me."
Hearing that Yang Chen wanted to speak, everyone's discussion stopped immediately, even Wang Qiang and Li Hao, it was the same.
It has to be said that Yang Chen at this moment is even better at speaking than the first and second uncles whose reputations were ruined before.
Of course, if Shazhu's conspiracy this time, if it really succeeds this time, even Yang Chen's prestige in the courtyard may not be so easy to use.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Yang Chen said:
"Here's what I thought, we don't have to check everyone's homes, after all..."
As soon as he was halfway through speaking, Shazhu interrupted:
"The underwear of three families has been lost. This kind of pervert must be found, otherwise all the women in the hospital will be afraid in their hearts.
Since you want to find out, then everyone's home in the whole hospital has to be searched, why don't you let everyone's home be inspected?Or are you just, don't want people inspecting your home?
You are very strange, if Qin Jingru lost her underwear, would you be in a hurry?If it were you, I'm afraid I would search the house without saying a word, right? "
Saying that, Sha Zhu patted his chest, and said in a strange way:
"I'm not like some people who have a guilty conscience and dare not let everyone search his home, mine, and everyone to search."
Hearing this, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
However, although what Shazhu said made sense, everyone didn't doubt it too much.
Anyway, Yang Chen is also the chief of the security department, and the things he has done during this time are quite attractive, not like this kind of person.
Besides, apart from other things, as far as Qin Jingru's looks are concerned, these three women can't compare to one-tenth of the total. Yang Chen is crazy to steal?
However, although most people don't believe it, they are still a little simple-minded. They feel that Yang Chen is very suspicious, and they all looked at Yang Chen suspiciously.
Of course, this is also very normal. No matter what time it is, people who are not smart enough to go along with other people still account for the majority. If it wasn't for the stupid Zhu talking about Yang Chen, if it were someone else, I'm afraid everyone would be suspicious.
"Did you eat too much Xiang in your mouth last night? Your mind is full of Xiang, and I haven't finished talking. What are you pushing?"
Yang Chen looked at Silly Zhu in disgust, and cursed.
Hearing this, everyone immediately burst into laughter.
谷埁
But the stick is a little confused, why eat the Xiang in my mouth?Although he knew that he fell into the latrine last night, and that he had a cockroach in his mouth, he really didn't know that Sha Zhu gave him artificial respiration.
"I..." Silly Zhu's face turned green with anger, but he didn't dare to scold Yang Chen for fear of being beaten violently, so he suppressed the anger in his heart and said:
"Anyway, you just don't dare to let everyone search your house, otherwise why are you talking so much?"
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