I Take off My Glasses

"Mom, there's a woman teasing me like crazy!"

"Egret winked at me, she is so gentle!"

"Sexy and beautiful at the same time, but so playful and cute... Ah, I'm dead!"

"? You are not allowed to look at it! She made it for me!"

……

Finally, the dance editing was completed and the feature film began.

Unexpectedly, the UP owner turned out to be a girl.

Although there is no face, the recordable voice is quite sweet.

During the process, I took out the real object in the egret MV for comparison, and then calculated various data of the egret's body, from head to toe.

Finally, the UP master said in a very amazed tone: "Unbelievable! I calculated this set of data twice and got the same result, and I still find it incredible!

As we all know, the golden ratio of our human body is the leg length below the navel ÷ height = 0.618, and through the above calculation, we know that the height of the egret is 165cm, and the leg length is 102cm.

102÷168≈0.618! ! !The golden ratio is real! "

Then, the video cut out several tall women, all of whom are world-renowned top models, and then compressed their pictures to the height of Bailu.

After comparison, it can be clearly found that the egret's waist is broken compared with the models, while the legs are a little longer.

But at the same time, it will not give people the feeling that there are legs below the neck, and the whole is very natural and perfect.

Even if the world's top statue masters gather together, they will not be able to carve such a superb work of art.

"? Zhuo! My wife's body data? It's all known by outsiders!"

"Not big enough, but just enough to hold in one hand!"

"Please UP master delete this video! Your behavior has seriously violated personal privacy, and our Lu Family Army will not let you go!"

"Tsk, a video with 30 views a day, how can people be willing to delete it... Fuck, the profile picture of the UP master has been blacked out, showing permanent ban!"

Immediately, the entire video was gone.

Some people say that Manyin is working hard to maintain the image of Bailu.

Can be quickly rejected.

As we all know, Xinggu Entertainment, which is very at odds with Bailu, has been included in the section of Jiutiao Group, and station N is also owned by Jiutiao Group.

Egret is an away game at station N to meet the enemy, so it would be good if you don't give you a shady scene. How could you accept Manyin's instructions and permanently seal a UP master with a lot of fans?

Of course they won't know.

There was a high-ranking woman who found out that her favorite person's measurements and other data had been exposed, and immediately turned into an authority dog.

Although the video was kept by herself.

……

……

"Is this a dream or an illusion? It's already hard to tell, truth and lies, let's go to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss from the non-existent world..."

Xiaoniao Youcaizhi hooked her fingers in the mirror, but found that she couldn't imitate Bailu's provocative and sexy charm.

Not only that.

The dance skills in all aspects are also far behind.

She turned her head and glanced at the MV on the TV on the wall.

Egret's figure is flexible to the extreme, and his movements are natural. When he dances, he occasionally flashes a stunning face, with a smile on his face and focused eyes.

This kind of dance skills is definitely not something that beginners can achieve.

It's a master... Egret is a top dance master!

"What should I do, the cultural festival is about to begin."

Xiaoniao You Caizhi murmured to himself.

That's right, they [Sweet Kiss] have decided to abandon the original original song and use Bailu's "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" to participate in the cultural festival.

Although there is no originality bonus, it has the popularity bonus of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss". The most important thing is that the two are not works of the same level at all!

"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" has a cheerful and catchy rhythm, and the dance is beautiful and very magical. It is the type that most young people like.

It sounds good and looks good.

In contrast, the song they originally prepared was completely a fast food work produced by the composition software assembly line.

There are various senses of sight when you hear it.

There is no way, they are just a well-known idol team, and they cannot get the excellent works produced by the company.

So after discussing with the five members of [Sweet Kiss], they resolutely abandoned the original and turned to the most popular "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

But this faced another problem.

In just one week, Caizhi, who was not good at dancing, could not perform well in the accompanying dance of "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

She has become the lead singer of the team with her solid singing skills, but dancing has always been a weakness, and she can only keep up with the team's rhythm by redoubled practice.

There is also competition within the idol group, which is related to the issue of resource allocation. The best performer can be elected as the captain, get the best treatment, and the most activity resources.

Caizhi wants to be the captain, and this school cultural festival is an opportunity to express herself.

"No way... I can only ask Ms. Shizuka for advice."

The girl gritted her teeth and made a decision.

After a while, she came to the dance room next door and found Yoshizawa Shizuka in the corner.

The woman stood behind the wall, silently swiping her phone.

The atmosphere seemed a little heavy.

No wonder.

Yoshizawa's new song did not perform so well, the response was mediocre, with only 12 downloads.

In the face of the 200 million downloads of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", it is like a joke.

She was taunted by Lu Jiajun.

But that's not Yoshizawa's problem.

This female artist who is good at dancing has performed exceptionally well this time, and is on the top of the new song list

This ranking is a realm that she has never reached before.

but.

This month's pop is a month of bliss.

Under the impact of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", all other songs were hit by dimensionality reduction, and the data was not as good as before.

Compared with their original songs, citizens prefer to listen to the cover of "Pure Land of Bliss" and watch "Pure Land of Bliss" danced by UP in the dance area.

Station N has been captured by "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", the music area, dance area, MMD area... even the ghost and animal area are related videos of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

As for the original Egret MV?

That is the root of all evil, the level of daily pilgrimage for everyone.

This time Shizuka Yoshizawa's challenge failed miserably! ! !

Do not--

To be precise, the moment Bailu accepted the challenge, she had already lost.

Miss Shizuka must be very disappointed now...

I am now asking her how to dance in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. No matter how you look at it, it feels like adding salt to the wound, so let’s forget it first.

Caizhi thought so, and comforted: "Miss Shizuka, I've listened to your new song~ It's very good!"

Ji Ze seemed to have never heard of it.

Caizhi suddenly became worried, and said softly: "No way, the opponent is that egret... The company won't blame you."

This time Ji Ze heard it, but without raising his head, he responded vaguely.

The blow was too big.

Caizhi felt sorry for her, and suddenly realized the cruelty of the entertainment world.

The loser can only eat dirt.

"Please cheer up, Miss Shizuka."

The girl plucked up her courage, patted the woman on the shoulder, and finally brought her back to her senses: "Our future is still very long..."

"Yeah! My cover of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" was recommended on the front page!"

Ji Ze came back to his senses and jumped up high with his hands raised!

Boil!

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PS: Although I often copy the lyrics, there are some jokes.

But I always write two or three hundred words more, and there is no charge, don't say I'm stupid!

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Blue sky, white clouds.

Father Sun came out of the mountain, and on the way for a walk, he found a cute and beautiful girl at the bottom, and he smiled slightly, causing a breeze to kiss her cheek.

sunny.

Reina covered her short skirt with one hand to prevent her naked body from being exposed, while holding her sea clothes with the other hand, she strolled in the corridors of the school club building.

Although the weather in June is not yet hot, it is still full of warmth, especially after the rainy season, the warmth still remains, and the wind blowing on the body makes people want to sleep comfortably.