I Raise Spiders in Pansi Cave

Qi Wufei said: "It's the waiter in the restaurant telling you 'the food will be ready soon'."

The waiter smiled and said, "You're not right. How can this be the top ten lies? I can name any number of lies and it will rank above it."

Qi Wufei said: "Oh, then you should talk about it."

The waiter said:

"The leader gave a speech on the stage and said that I would say a few more words at the end.

When school was over, the head teacher came in and said that it would take up 3 minutes of your time.

When you squeeze the bus in the morning, the driver tells you that the next bus is right behind and will be here soon.

The merchant said on the day of 618 that the lowest discount for the whole year, if you miss it, wait for a year.

Rich people swear that I don't love money, and I've never touched money.

Married a beautiful wife and came home, but told people that I didn't marry her because she was beautiful, and I didn't know whether she was pretty or not.

Before going to the mall, the woman said that she would go shopping today and would not buy anything.

At 12:00 in the middle of the night, I put down my phone and said to myself, tomorrow I will go to bed early and get up early.

I went to the gym and got a card saying that I will keep exercising every day in the future.

People who smoke say that I smoke the last one, and I quit smoking after smoking.

......"

The young waitress was chirping, like a primary school student reciting Tang poems, she said a series of words skillfully, her silver bell-like voice was like a cheerful lark in the noisy night market food stalls.

Qi Wufei felt that every point was irrefutable, and these words were indeed more like lies than the waiter saying that the food would be ready soon.

After all, the food will definitely come up.

"Okay, beauty, how long do we have to wait?" Qi Wufei asked sincerely.

The waiter blinked and said: It will be ready soon.

Fan Wujiu, who had been sitting quietly all this time, was probably really hungry, so he said to the waiter, "Then let's have a pot of water to satisfy our hunger first."

The waiter was stunned for a moment and said, "Sir, you really like to be clean."

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Finally, the waiter still didn't bring water to satisfy their hunger, and the food finally came out.

The two had a hearty meal and went to the ghost market after twelve o'clock.

It's not the first time Fan Wujiu has come to the ghost market, he has his own square cloak, so he doesn't need to buy it anymore.After entering the ghost market, they put on their cloaks and went separately to buy what they needed.

Qi Wufei visited every alley in the ghost market, and then went to Duanmu's house and the mahjong exchange.

This time his main purpose was to collect formation materials, he didn't want to cause trouble, and he didn't want to be nosy, so everything went smoothly, except that the money in his pocket was constantly dwindling.

Some formation materials are very expensive, but at this time Qi Wufei can no longer care about money.

The formation is the foundation of Pansi Ridge, without the protection of the formation, Pansi Ridge is just an ordinary mountain, and Huanghua Temple is just a Taoist temple.

Those who sell formation materials in the ghost market are very happy today, because the business has become surprisingly good this day.Not only the small materials worth several thousand yuan were quickly sold, but even the special materials that few people usually buy for [-] to [-] yuan were also bought.

In the middle of the night, Qi Wufei made the calculations. Including the things he bought on Hulu Street during the day, he had already spent more than 35 yuan, which was close to 36 yuan, and he only had 15 yuan in cash left.

Oh, what a waste of money!

Qi Wufei decided to save a little in the future, save as much as he can, and stop spending money like before.

When he returned to the hotel, Fan Wujiu was already in the room, only half of the wall lamp was turned on, while he was hiding in the dark corner of the other half of the room practicing his invisibility.

Qi Wufei said: "Tomorrow is the exam, what kind of invisibility are you hiding there?"

Fan Wujiu said: "I have been reviewing just now."

Only then did Qi Wufei see a copy of "5-Year Immortal Exam and 3-Year Simulation" on the table.

He opened it to look at it, and said with a smile: "What's the use of holding Buddha's feet temporarily? It's better to have a good rest, to recharge your spirits, and to use your brain better tomorrow."

Fan Wujiu said: "I hugged the Buddha's feet, but I still can't become a Buddha, don't blame me. If there is no retribution, then I can't become a Buddha, I will always feel ashamed."

Qi Wufei said: "You are a typical example of lying to yourself if you can't fool others."

Fan Wujiu said: "I know I can't pass the exam, so I practice invisibility."

Qi Wufei asked curiously: "What's the use of practicing invisibility? Do you want to cheat by peeking?"

Fan Wujiu said: "Sneak peeking based on ability, it's not cheating."

Qi Wufei said: "Even if you can become invisible, if you disappear, wouldn't the examiner find out?"

Damn, this guy is standing in front of the blackboard every day practicing invisibility, and it's actually for the exam.

Qi Wufei suddenly felt that this big black guy was cute.

He shook his head and said with a smile: "Your invisibility technique seems to be a little off. There is no blackboard in Chaotianyuan, and the exam is not at night, right?"

Fan Wujiu was silent for a while, then walked out from the corner of the room a little discouraged, and said: "You are right, I was just lying to myself."

Qi Wufei saw that he was depressed, and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will definitely pass tomorrow."

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In the early morning of the next day, Qi Wufei and Fan Wujiu finished their breakfast, and as soon as they left the gate of Jinshenggong Hotel, they saw a luxury car parked at the gate.

Duanmu Wei poked her head out of the car window and waved at them.

Qi Wufei walked over and asked, "Why are you here?"

Duanmuwei said: "It's an exam today, I'm afraid you forgot, so I'll remind you."

Qi Wufei said, "How could I have forgotten?"

Duanmuwei said: "I think so too, but Sister Wang insists on me reminding you. All right, get in the car, and I'll take you to the examination room."

Qi Wufei thought it would be nice to have a special car to pick him up, so he got into the car with Fan Wujiu.

Seeing Qi Wufei sitting in the back seat, Duanmu Wei asked, "Why don't you sit in the front?"

Qi Wufei said, "I'm not alone."

Duanmuwei looked back, only to find that there was a big black man beside Qi Wufei, she was startled, and said, "I'll go, I thought it was your shadow!"

Fan Wujiu smiled, showing two rows of pitch-black teeth, and introduced himself: "My name is Fan Wujiu, just call me Lao Fan."

Duanmu Wei asked: "Have you all eaten your breakfast?"

Qi Wufei said, "I just ate."

Duanmuwei said: "Then let's go, I hope there will be no traffic jam today." As he spoke, he kicked the accelerator and drove in the direction of the Temple of Longevity.

The concept of longevity at this time is different from that of the past. The surrounding roads have already been closed, and not even a stray cat can be found within five kilometers, not to mention pedestrians.

This is the benefit of the joint governance of the Three Realms. If the Heavenly Court wants to do something, it can borrow the power of the world to a certain extent.

Of course, the security personnel who blocked the road didn't know the specific situation, they only knew to carry out the tasks assigned by their superiors.

Duanmuwei's car was stopped for inspection, and was not allowed in until Qi Wufei showed his examinee ID.

Qi Wufei said: "The control is so strict, even the eldest lady of Duanmu's family can't come in and out at will!"

Duanmuwei said: "What do you think? This is the place where the Immortal Examination Institute takes the exam! Not to mention me, without a pass or an admission ticket, even Director Tang Fu'an of the City God's Department can't come in and out at will."

Qi Wufei understands that the Immortal Examination Institute is affiliated to the Immortal Department, independent of the Heavenly Court Administration Council, and is directly led by the Emperor Changsheng, and it is indeed not something that local institutions can provoke.

When they arrived at the parking lot and parked their cars, Duanmuwei sent them to the gate and said, "Go in, I can only send you here. I wish you good grades in the exam."

Qi Wufei and Fan Wujiu entered the concept of longevity together.

The staff in the temple checked their candidate ID cards and took them to the side hall after confirming that they were right.

There were already several people sitting in the side hall, all candidates who had come to take the exam.Probably because of the nervousness before the exam, everyone remained silent and no one spoke.

A few more people came one after another.Because this time is a make-up exam, there are not many people, and there are less than twenty people in total.

However, these twenty or so people are very rich in variety, some are black and some are white, some are old and some are young, some are fat and some are thin, some are male and some are female, some are wearing strange clothes, and some are dressed in old clothes. The gown looks like that of an old man from the previous dynasty.

Qi Wufei is probably the most normal of this group of people.

Maybe it was because he was so normal that he seemed a bit out of place, but he seemed abnormal.Everyone else glanced at him from time to time, as if to say: Look, this kid is weird, like a psycho.

Before the exam, the staff came to introduce today's examiner, and then under the leadership of the examiner, everyone went to the Hall of Eternal Life to pay homage to the Changsheng Emperor, and made a solemn oath in front of the statue of the Changsheng Emperor.

After taking the oath, the candidates passed through a testing channel and handed over all their belongings, including paper and pens, weapons, magic weapons and storage space.

Qi Wufei handed over his storage backpack, and was always worried about the mirror on his chest.

Fortunately, when passing through the detection channel, the mirror did not cause the alarm to sound.

But he escaped the machinery and equipment but not the human eyes. An inspector pointed to his chest and asked, "What is this?"

Qi Wufei said: "Longevity Lock, I have been carrying it since I was a child."

"Longevity Lock?" The inspector didn't seem to believe it. "There are so many people who want to cheat. I've seen all kinds of things. Take them down and show them to me."

Qi Wufei was a little apprehensive, regretting not leaving the mirror in the hotel room or in Duanmuwei's car.

He took off the mirror and handed it to the inspector, saying: "I have been carrying this thing since I came to this world. Ever since I became a teacher and practiced in the mountains, this thing has become my only thought of my relatives in my hometown, so I never took it off." Well, today is the first time."

What he said was not a lie.

The inspector took the mirror, looked left and right, looked at it for a long time, went to the machine to scan back and forth several times, found no problem, and determined that it was just a copper ornament shaped like a gossip mirror, so he returned the mirror to Qi Jifei, saying :

"I'm ready to take the test of immortality. What do you still remember about your birthplace and your relatives? Always let go of what should be let go, otherwise your path of practice will be difficult in the future."

Qi Wufei finally let go of his heart.

It seems that no matter whether it is a high-level practitioner or the equipment of the Academy of Sciences, it is impossible to detect the magical properties of this mirror.

Master is a master after all, he still has some tricks!

The prosecutor's words are not without reason.

After entering the door of practice, if you still remember the mundane things, it will be difficult to achieve the Dao after all.

He knew that the prosecutor was kind, so he said, "Thank you teacher for reminding me. I also know that if you don't get rid of the ordinary heart, it is difficult to achieve great achievements, but everyone has their own disasters. This gossip longevity lock is my destiny. I must We must face it directly, but this calamity will not lead to the Dao after all.”