A Panda's Martial Arts

After a long silence, Yamaguchi Xuangang spoke first.

"This kind of thing... won't work, right? After all, harassing text messages, everyone reads it as if they didn't see it."

[Then do you have a better way? 】

"I... ah this..."

Yamaguchi Xuangang opened his mouth, but was suddenly speechless.

He just wanted to say that if more people were to come over, it would be more reliable to let them invite them directly—but the premise of this kind of reliability is that the matter itself must sound reliable.

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, everyone climbed over the wall and went to the Shuzhong Zoo to practice. Does this sound reliable?

The other three also fell silent, obviously thinking of this.

The four of them met each other only by chance, and they knew that the other party could keep secrets, so they could practice together with confidence. If outsiders were suddenly invited in, how would they judge whether the other party would go out and talk nonsense?

If you think about it this way, the panda's method is relatively the most reliable method. They violated the rules when they fought in the zoo, and it is natural for outsiders to come. Everyone has been grasshoppers on the same line since the beginning, so naturally they will Keep secrets for each other.

"But this is a harassing text message after all, and there are still few people who can believe it."

Qiao Dong pushed his glasses subconsciously to cover up his squinted eyes.

"If no one believes it, isn't it gray hair?"

[It's okay, I've posted a lot, and someone will always believe it...]

After scratching the handwriting on the ground with his paws, Jianguo thought about it, erased the line and wrote a new one.

[Practice normally if no one comes, just pretend it's nothing...]

"Fine……"

Several people could only nod their heads.

Pandas are the ones who teach boxing, and the ones who use the phone to send text messages are also pandas. Although they are also curious about how the panda's paws can pick out text messages on that small touch screen, this is also the panda's own business.

Only after seeing those handwritings, Qiao Dong and Yamaguchi Xuangang looked at each other again.

Casting a wide net to catch more fish, and even knowing to rely on everyone to commit crimes together to ensure mutual confidentiality, the wisdom shown by the pandas in this process shocked them even more than using mobile phones.

Thinking about it this way, Qiao Dong and Yamaguchi Xuangang naturally formed a team during the half-hour warm-up duel.

"Now you know how scary these intelligent animals are?"

While wrestling each other to find their feelings, Qiao Dong lowered his voice.

"This is just an immature panda, how can it be good when it grows up?"

"This……"

Yamaguchi Xuangang hesitated for a moment, and even his movements were half a beat slow.

That's right, just a juvenile panda can display such a degree of wisdom and strength. If this panda becomes an adult...

As long as a few people like Park Yongyeol or Li Shunde are pushed to the front desk to handle errands, this panda can become a Buddha and a ancestor.

Is this really a good thing for humans?

"But, that's a panda after all... why don't we get rid of other animals first?"

Dispose of it, this is what Qiao Dong told him, the full name is "frontal lobotomy surgery", in simple terms, it is to get it on the operating table, cut off part of the brain, and turn the target into an idiot——

This operation in the United States was originally used to deal with aggressive and severe mental patients. It is said that after the operation, people will become idiots like animals.

It just so happens that in the eyes of most people, animals themselves are idiots, so no one thinks there is any problem with dementia.

"I know, it's a panda, so I'm still trying to figure it out."

Qiao Dong's face darkened, and he also knew that the identity of a panda was not so easy to handle.

After all, this is a high-risk operation, and if one is not careful, the animal will be killed on the spot——

Although the effect is the same, this is a zoo after all, not a hunting ground. If he really kills him on purpose, he will be in quite a lot of trouble.

Even if he could get a bio-restoration solution that could be called a black technology, it was impossible to use that thing to repair the brain.

So before that, he always wanted to have a legitimate reason so that he could justifiably send animals to the operating table, but his teacher directly rejected his idea, which made it impossible for him to do anything with pandas now.

The law has protection for pandas, and this regulation directly cut off all the methods he could find.

Of course, there is the most important point.

Now he can't beat the panda.

"Anyway... let's learn first, learn all the skills of pandas. But you should also see that although it sounds a bit ridiculous, our cause is indeed just."

"Um……"

Yamaguchi Xuangang hesitated, but nodded.

But just when he was about to say something, there were shouts from the side.

That was Li Shunde's voice.

"Old Wu? Why are you here?"

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Wu Haotian never thought of coming.

They are all in their thirties, and they have already passed the age when a little words will make them stand up, not to mention that it was obviously a harassing text message, and what they encountered when they went to the zoo in the middle of the night was not guaranteed.

But the incident with Li Shunde during the day made him really annoyed.

I haven't seen each other for over ten years, just because I took a second look at Li Shunde's apprentice, this old friend got into a fight with him in a hurry, and even wanted to end up in a fight with him——

He didn't say that he must take the child to practice Sanda, but only said whether he could try it out. As a result, the old friend even ignored his friendship, and even wanted to practice with him in the end.

Out of reason, when the members of the wrestling team came out to stop him, he endured it and left.

But this kind of nonsense, the more I endured the more I thought about it, the more angry I became.

So after thinking about it, he followed the text message and came to Shuzhong Zoo - he wanted to see which bad boy would dare to send harassing text messages to make an appointment with him.

If you can’t meet anyone, go back to the hotel to sleep, and if you meet someone, go up and kick a few feet before going back to the hotel to sleep, at least to relieve your anger.

Thinking of this, Wu Haotian climbed over the wall, just like he did when he was a student and went online.

Then Wu Haotian saw that strange yet familiar figure.

"Old Wu? Why are you here?"

Seeing Wu Haotian jump over the wall and land, Li Shunde even said hello, Wu Haotian's eyes turned black with anger.

In order to ensure the last bit of decency for each other, he no longer thought about the day's affairs - why did he go to the zoo in the middle of the night to fight wildly, and Li Shunde was still here?

Moreover, Li Shunde was surrounded by three strong men, whose muscular appearance could be seen from training.

"Lao Li, are you waiting for me here? Wu Haotian took out his phone as if he remembered something.

"You sent the harassing text messages?"

"Li Sang, do you know each other?"

Before Li Shunde could speak, among the three strong men, the bald strong man in karate uniform spoke out first.

"That you……"

"It's okay, I'll come this time, Enmity Bureau."

After waving his hand at the karate strong man, Li Shunde turned around and looked into Wu Haotian's eyes.

"That's right, I sent it..."

"you!"

Wu Haotian was furious.

Being fooled was already irritating, but being fooled by a former friend made him even angrier.

"I said it during the day, if you are angry, practice it later."

After moving his neck, Li Shunde stood up.

"Appointment in a small park, do you understand the rules?"

"How could you not understand..."

Wu Hao laughed out loud.

There are no prohibited tricks, and there is no time limit, the only prohibition is to kill the opponent.

Other than that, all methods can be used until the opponent is completely unable to get up, and it is not over.

In terms of the rules of the game, there are no points or points.

Only KO...

"bring it on……"

With his left foot in front and his right foot behind, Wu Haotian's raised left arm naturally protected his upper body.

And his right arm is hidden behind the left arm, waiting for an opportunity to move.

Face the enemy sideways to reduce the area that the opponent can attack. This is the standard starting gesture of Sanda.

"Including your three friends, the four of you go up together."

"No, it's between the two of us."

Sitting with his waist down, Li Shunde's legs seemed to have taken root on the ground.

That was the performance of a wrestler entering the state. His solid figure made the three people watching the battle nod repeatedly. Even the panda hiding in the green belt couldn't help but take a sip of the prepared protein powder.

But after this posture was put on, Wu Haotian's sneer was greeted.

"Lao Li, when did you become so confident?"

While speaking, Wu Haotian's figure has already moved.

"I said, you four... go together!"

"Varied……"

Qiao Dong, who was watching the battle from the side, was still waiting to start the fight, but found that the galloping figure did not rush towards Li Shunde, but instead turned halfway at lightning speed and came in front of him.