A Panda's Martial Arts

"If you have any questions, I will contact the teacher and ask him to take time to meet with you..."

"It's snowing in Sichuan."

Just when Qiao Dong wanted to use his mentor as a shield, the old monk suddenly spoke up.

"In the past, there was very little snow in central Sichuan. The weather has become more and more abnormal in the past two years..."

"Uh..." Qiao Dong choked on his words and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

He was a little uncertain about what the old monk meant.

But just when he thought the old bald donkey would say something more, the monk Ciqing suddenly stopped talking, just drank white wine one cup after another, and ate spicy pot after mouthful, like the cold wind on the street It has been blown into the box, and this is the only way to resist the cold.

It wasn't until Qiao Dong finally couldn't stand the Riddler's demeanor and was about to explode on the spot that Monk Ciqing spoke leisurely.

"You monsters in the zoo, you can't suppress them."

After looking at Qiao Dong with a livid face, the monk Ciqing seemed to confirm something, and nodded again.

"Well, you can't hold it back."

"We are still confident in the zoo's security measures."

Hearing what the old monk said, Qiao Dong immediately understood what he meant.

It’s nothing more than wanting to send some animals to the front yard on credit. This old bald donkey has done this kind of thing more than once——

Of course, the garden did not agree to such nonsense suggestions every time, but the old bald donkey was persistent, and he seemed surprisingly persistent in this matter.

Maybe that's why the old bald donkey came to him, I'm afraid he didn't take him as a breakthrough.

"As for the animals, we have sufficient patrol manpower and advanced security measures. As for the monsters... Now is the age of science, and feudal superstitions have long been broken. Master, please stop talking about monsters."

"You do not believe?"

The Tzu Ching monk chuckled.

"You really don't believe it? You really don't believe it?"

"Uh..." Qiao Dong was already a little irritable. If it wasn't for the consequences, he would really like to put the hot pot on the old bald donkey's head now.

Maybe it's okay to deduct it, anyway, with his skills, he can completely restore the old monk to his original state...

"Hey, it's hard for young people to talk, don't bother."

Just when Qiao Dong was about to make a move, the old monk suddenly stood up, raised his hand and patted Qiao Dong's shoulder lightly.

"Boy, do it yourself."

"you!"

slap-

The dropped wine glass was smashed into the empty space, and the Tzu Ching monk who was originally targeted had already gone through the window and left, and his 85-year-old age could not be seen at all with his agile skills.

"Qiao Sang, that monk..."

Yamaguchi Xuangang hesitated, but he still spoke.

"In Japan, a hermit monk like this is respected by others. Although he is a bit... well, he doesn't obey the rules, but is it really okay for you to throw a glass at him?"

"No problem, if someone is an eminent monk, he won't care about this."

Taking a deep breath and sitting back on his seat, Qiao Dong was no longer in the mood to eat, that old bald donkey was simply here to make things difficult for him, God knows how this monk got his eye on him.

"Boy, do it yourself."

The old voice was still lingering in his mind, with a bit of banter.

Qiao Dong subconsciously clenched the phone in his pocket.

"Old Joe, did you have something to say just now?"

After a glass of wine, Park Yongyeol seemed to have remembered something.

"Is there something... something?"

"Ah, it's nothing, it means that the current technology has actually developed to a height beyond our imagination. You also know that Americans have always been quite famous in biotechnology."

After pushing his glasses, Qiao Dong showed that kind smile in his daily life again.

"Don't talk about this, just drink."

Chapter 85 The Midnight Cat

The security measures of Shuzhong Zoo are indeed commendable.

Advanced composite materials ensure that the beasts in each exhibition hall will not break through the walls. Every two hours, there will be a team of two staff patrolling once, and where the staff cannot patrol, they will hide in the corner The cameras inside filled their gaps, and even the outermost layer had sharp iron fences and high walls that couldn't be overcome.

"It's almost like a prison."

The wild cat squatting on the high wall frowned.

"I don't like this kind of place."

"It's none of my business whether you like it or not, just deliver the goods quickly."

Opposite the wild cat, the two horse monkeys looked impatient, they were too lazy to listen to the wild cat's complaints, they only wanted something.

A few wild cats dragged a snakeskin bag and jumped up the big tree by the side of the road. The swaying movements seemed to be very strenuous——

The two horse monkeys waited for a long time, but the wild cat only climbed half of the tree, so angry that the horse monkey jumped down and snatched the snakeskin bag.

Opening the bag, there were two large barrels of two liters of Coke inside. It was no wonder that the stray cats struggled to drag them. They were not bad if they didn't lose their teeth.

But the faces of the two horse monkeys turned ugly.

"Is this your product?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

The leading wild cat was a little puzzled.

"Black, drink, you said it yourself."

"Say you old man!"

Snapped--

The furious horse monkey slapped the wild cat on the face, and directly knocked the wild cat off the treetop.

"Bosses ordered Pepsi! What do you mean by bringing Coca-Cola here! Are you flushing the toilet!"

"Beast! Whoever brings you goods in the future is a dog!"

The beaten wild cat turned around and ran away with a few of his men, not forgetting to say harsh words before leaving.

It's just that this kind of threat is just like that in the eyes of the horse monkeys.

There may be a shortage of other things in today's cities, but there is absolutely no shortage of wild cats and dogs.

The tiger boss of the lion and tiger garden leaked some raw meat from his teeth, and some wild cats and dogs were willing to work for the few catties of raw meat.

But at this moment, the two horse monkeys have no time to find a new wild cat to get Coke back.

"Shall we... keep doing that?"

The two horse monkeys looked at each other and confirmed each other's thoughts.

Then, two horse monkeys took out two Pepsi bottles from the green belt inside the high wall.

Coca-Cola was poured into the Pepsi bottle, and the two horse monkeys threw the remaining garbage into the trash can to destroy the corpses, and then trotted back to the Lion Tiger Garden with the two large buckets of "Pepsi".

It was delivered to the Siberian Tiger King.

Under the rockery, the Siberian tiger king didn't pay attention to the two of them, but concentrated on looking at the luminous screen in front of him that was held by a macaque. Tap the screen with dexterous fingers under command.

The two horse monkeys unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle and poured "Pepsi" into the opened tiger's mouth.

"Why does it smell a bit weird?"

After taking a sip of Coke, the Siberian Tiger King suddenly frowned. The residual taste between his mouth and tongue made him instinctively feel that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

"You two..."

"My lord! This is Pepsi!"

Seeing that the matter was about to be exposed, the two horse monkeys quickly killed it with one bite.

"It's a limited-edition flavor released this year! All human stars have endorsed it! Let me find that ad for you..."

"Forget it, no need."

The Siberian tiger king pawed away the horse monkey who wanted to touch the phone. He had been surfing the Internet for several days and hated advertisements.

As long as it's Pepsi, the taste isn't very important.

This is the conclusion that the Siberian tiger king came to after observing the panda.

There is no doubt that this must be the reason why the panda became stronger—otherwise there is no way to explain why other pandas are so fat that they can't stand up, but that panda can walk like flying with only two feet.

Come to think of it, Pepsi is probably the key.

But that's only part of it.

"And technology, yes, technology."

Thinking this way, the Siberian tiger king asked the macaque to temporarily turn off the exciting animal world, and turned on another video.

On that video, an old man with gray hair was dancing around like a madman.

"It's Lightning Five in a row!"

The Siberian Tiger King was fascinated, and the introduction of the old man in the video made him fascinated——

According to the old man, as long as he has learned this set of tools, he can fight as fast as lightning, and his arms can even be transformed into the mysterious "quantum" in the legend.

"It's amazing...Humans are such terrifying creatures."

The Siberian tiger king felt that he had touched the truth. No wonder his big brother who was a military dog ​​was so strong, but he was still working for humans.

"But, is that all?"

The Siberian tiger king always felt that something was missing. Obviously he had learned to drink Coke and watch videos, but until now there was no sign of becoming stronger.

So, he decided to go out and see how the panda was doing.