A Panda's Martial Arts

"Don't come here! I have meat! I'll give you all the meat! Don't kill me!"

"Meat?"

The skinning knife that pierced the flesh stopped.

The golden monkey frowned, it could hear what the big white wolf meant by the meat - not the wolf meat on the big white wolf, but more food.

It sounds like a lot, at least it will be more meat than this big white-haired wolf.

In this way, it will not be easy to make a decision. You must know that the big white wolf is not its trophy, but the prey of the half-giant panda Jianguo. It also thinks that the wolf is dead, so it plans to dispose of the raw meat For a while, it will take a few days to make a barbecue, but now it seems...

Probably can't do that anymore.

We still have to wait for Jianguo to come back and let him make up his own mind.

"So when can I come back..."

Looking at the sobbing white-haired wolf at its feet, the golden monkey tightly held the skinning knife in its hand, trying not to let itself tremble with fear.

That is the fear of body size differences, the fear of non-predators versus predators, the instinctive fear buried in the bottom of my heart.

"If you don't come back, I have to kill it quickly..."

Chapter 5 Punch

While the golden monkey was waiting in the small den in the mountains, the semi-giant panda also encountered some troubles.

He knew the old man who lived in the mountains, after all, he planned to let the old man send him out of the mountains before——

Although this goal has not been achieved until now, but at least he is familiar, at least it is no problem to come over for a visit or something.

Of course, visiting is not the purpose, and taking the opportunity to grab a bag of salt and go back is the real thing.

Anyway, he left enough mutton before, and a bag of salt didn't cost a few dollars, and he wouldn't be guilty of stealing a bag while the old man wasn't paying attention.

As for whether it will affect the old man's life...he can only say that it would be even better if the old man is willing to go out to buy salt, and he just happened to be able to go all the way out.

But maybe it was because he had been running to fight since he got up in the morning, he has been busy until now, and he forgot a very important thing.

This thing is called, that old man is not alone at home now.

"Panda! Grandpa! It's really a panda! It's alive!"

As soon as he entered the yard, the half-giant panda heard the shouting, and then a ten-year-old half-sized boy jumped out of the main room, pointed at him and yelled.

"Look, Grandpa! It's a live panda! A live panda has come to our yard!"

I fucking...

The native dog chained in the yard smiled barkingly, with a playful expression as if to say, "Now it's your turn." The giant panda was so choked that he couldn't say a word for a long time, so he had to look up at the sky, at the high noon sun .

"Panda? Oh, Jianguo is here."

Hearing the shout of the little grandson, the old man Liu who was smoking a cigarette walked out of the main room unhurriedly, and waved to the half-giant panda.

"Jianguo, you haven't come here for a while. I just made noodles, and I'll leave after I finish eating... Oh, by the way, this is my grandson, named Liu Yuxuan."

While talking, old man Liu pushed his little grandson in front of him, as a way to get to know the panda.

It's just that Liu Yuxuan obviously didn't mean to say hello to the panda, but instead looked back at Old Man Liu.

"Grandpa, is this panda named Jianguo?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Grandpa, you didn't come up with the name, did you?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"It's kind of ugly."

"Hey! You son of a bitch!"

Old man Liu slapped his grandson on the back of the head with his slap. This sentence made him very angry.

"What is ugly! Is Jianguo ugly? Unlucky boy! Go do your homework... Oh no, go after dinner."

Seeing that the bear child was sanctioned and returned to the main room in despair, the half giant panda felt the pleasure of getting revenge——

You must know that the name Jianguo was used before he became a panda, and the old man named it later. In other words, this brat was spraying his real name.

If the old man wasn't watching, he would at least give the brat a kick, so that the flowers of the motherland would know what it means not to provoke wild animals.

But it’s a coincidence that when he didn’t transform into a panda, he was called Jianguo, and the first human he met after becoming a panda was this old man Liu, and the name Liu old man gave him was still Jianguo. kind of fate.

So when old man Liu touched his head, he didn't refuse much.

The old man is in his [-]s and [-]s, and he doesn't feel guilty when his head is touched. He respects the old and loves the young.

"Jianguo, that unlucky kid just doesn't know what to say, and he doesn't have any bad intentions, so don't get angry with him."

While stroking the panda's head, Old Man Liu led the half-giant panda into the main room, and then brought out a large pot of stewed noodles and put it at the feet of the half-giant panda.

"I just made noodles today, would you like some?"

"Uh..." The half-giant panda was silent for a moment, and instead of lowering its head to eat like an ordinary beast, it picked up the bowl of noodles with its two paws, opened its mouth and poured it into its mouth.

In any case, he will not bow his head to eat like a dog, this is his last insistence as a civilized creature.

Fortunately, although he is not an adult panda now, his mouth is not too small. He ate up a bowl of noodles in just a few mouthfuls——

Old man Liu's skill in making stewed noodles is quite good, and it can even be called gourmet food. At least after finishing this bowl of noodles, he didn't have a single bite left.

"Hey, good, good, good."

Seeing that the half giant panda ate up all the noodles he brought, Old Man Liu was so happy that he said three good times in a row, and looked at his little grandson with a bit of color in his eyes.

"Did you see? What did you say yesterday, that the pandas in the mountains don't understand human nature... Do you think how smart Jianguo is? Isn't this understanding human nature?"

"This……"

Liu Yuxuan, who had just put down his chopsticks, subconsciously wanted to refute something, but looking at the naive semi-giant panda sitting on the ground, he couldn't say anything for a while.

"Ah... that's right, Grandpa."

As if remembering something, Liu Yuxuan leaned over to Old Man Liu, muttering in a low voice.

"Do you still remember that this morning... the kitchen... less rice... more than half a sheep..."

"Huh? Do you think Jianguo did it?"

Old man Liu was stunned. When he got up in the morning, he did find that a bag of rice was inexplicably missing from his room, but there was half a goat more——

He himself didn't know what was going on, but if he was caught by a thief, mutton was obviously much more expensive than rice. How could he have seen such a thief who lost money and yelled?

But it really made old man Liu think that he himself couldn't figure out what was going on, so he simply regarded it as a sudden luck.But if you think about it now...

"Jianguo, did you do it?"

Old man Liu turned his gaze.

Look into the eyes of half giant pandas.

Four eyes facing each other...

The half-giant panda blinked, its watery eyes were full of doubts.

"Hey! Why tell Jianguo this, how could he understand it!"

Old man Liu shook his head and laughed, feeling that he was really old-fashioned. This panda is not yet an adult, and it is about the size of a dog at the moment. How could it be possible to take away a bag of rice and half a sheep?

"Huh? Don't understand?"

Liu Yuxuan on the side was stunned for a moment, always feeling that something was wrong.

"But Grandpa, didn't you just say that this panda is very smart..."

"This... unlucky kid, why are you talking so much! Go do your homework after eating!"

The old man Liu who was choked for a moment simply stared and drove Liu Yuxuan back to the back room.

After that, old man Liu himself left the main room, came to the yard, and started his post-meal digestion exercise after each meal.

Old man Liu started punching.

The name of the boxing is Yingzhuo, there is only one style, and the stake is a three-body style, but it doesn't look like Xingyi boxing——

Compared with the adjective "eagle", Old Man Liu's boxing is extremely slow, so slow that it is comparable to the Tai Chi practiced by those old people in those parks.

But with such slow punches, Old Man Liu seemed to be having a hard time fighting.

Sinking shoulders and elbows, retracting shoulders and sending hands away, hands are like dragon claws, grabbing one step at a time, before reaching the eighth step, old man Liu's forehead is already covered with sweat, and when he reached step No.15, old man Liu Already out of breath, I had to stop.

"Almost enough to count..."

Shaking his arms, old man Liu let out a long sigh of relief.

This set of boxing was learned by him when he was young and before he became a soldier. Although it is a long time ago, he still remembers that when his master taught him, he said that it is not necessary to practice boxing forcefully, because the movements will be deformed. Just stop, otherwise you will develop a wrong habit, and the boxing practice will be crooked, which will be bad.

That is to say, relying on boxing all the year round, he was able to enlist in the army because he was strong and strong, and he did not break on the border of India, and he is still strong and strong at the age of 78——

He felt that this set of boxing was really not something to fool around, but his son was not interested in it, and even his grandson didn't really want to learn it.

It's just that what Old Man Liu didn't see was that in the main room of his house, the half-giant panda sitting on the ground was carefully observing his every move, and the naive look in his eyes had long since disappeared.

"Sure enough, the arm muscles are twisted."

Taking advantage of old man Liu's time to go to the bathroom, the half-giant panda sneaked into the kitchen, picked up an unopened bag of iodized salt, and then stretched out its paws as if feeling something.

Sinking shoulders and elbows, retracting shoulders and sending hands away, the whole movement is exactly the same as the old man Liu just now.

The tip of the half giant panda's nose was slightly sweating.

"No, there is still something missing."

The half-giant panda frowned, and the gesture of old man Liu catching it step by step appeared in his mind.

"And the center of gravity of the body...it's too late."

Seeing that the earth dog chained in the yard had stood up, the half-giant panda knew it was a signal to run quickly, picked up the salt bag, and jumped out of the courtyard wall.

Only Liu Yuxuan who had just come out of the main room was left standing in the yard, looking at the local dog.

"What happened to that panda..."

12-year-old Liu Yuxuan frowned.