A Panda's Martial Arts

Having become a master, he can indeed guarantee that ordinary people can't find him at all, but he can't let this big thing hide with him.

You can't reveal your secrets right after you get off the boat, right?That's kind of stupid.

"If only this thing could be made smaller... Yo!"

Just when he had an idea, the panda saw that the huge crown in front of him suddenly shrank.

Under the gaze of the panda, the crown, which was enough to cover two grown-up men, became smaller, smaller, and smaller until it became the size of a rice bowl.

This size, even a panda can easily buckle it on the head.

"This... high technology?"

In the slightly empty container, the look of the panda looking at Bao Guan changed.

This phenomenon that violates the common sense of physics challenges the panda's cognition too much, which makes his eyes full of confusion when he looks at Baoguan.

No, to be reasonable, although he suffered a bit from culture when he was still a human being, and after becoming a panda obsessed with martial arts, he couldn't even solve the elementary school Mathematical Olympiad, but even so, he still has some basic skills common sense--

If a solid thing can suddenly change from the height of two people to the size of a rice bowl, then all the physics and chemistry textbooks can be fed to the dog, so considering that he has at least attended the class well, he really Not hallucinating?

"Don't..."

Picking up the crown, the panda began to weigh it.

Very light, much lighter than the previous huge appearance.

How exactly is this done?

"If you're so brave, why don't you make yourself smaller?"

As if hearing the panda's call, the crown lying in the bear's paw actually shrunk again. The crown, which was the size of a rice bowl before, has now shrunk into an armband, which is just convenient for the panda to enter with one hand.

"Ah this..."

Putting the armband made of the crown on his left arm, the panda's face became serious.

Originally, when he was in line with the giant elephant, he always thought that the gods or gods promoted by the other party were purely lip service, a delusional product that religious leaders would only use when bragging, but now...

"I know, it's a little hard to say."

Panda sat down with a serious expression on his face. He has begun to believe in those things now.

Even that giant elephant in Siam could carry something supernatural like that, who knows what awaits him over there in Delhi.

Need to be a little cautious...

"Ok?"

The panda in the container frowned suddenly, and he felt that the ferry hadn't been moving since just now.

"Is this here? It's pretty fast?"

Panda was a little puzzled. He actually didn't know how long the ferry would take. Since he got on the ship, he had been sleeping in the container, and he lost the concept of time.

But it doesn't matter, since the boat has stopped, it's good to go down first, find something to eat and change clothes, relieve the seasick head a little, and then think about how to deal with the problem of armbands and dicks.

Opening the door of the container from the inside, the panda, who had no luggage to bring, jumped out directly. Several Siamese crew members passed by the container, talking and laughing, and the panda jumped into the shadow of the other party.

With the panda's current skills, once it deliberately hides its figure, it is almost impossible to be discovered.

After changing several tracking targets, the panda moved down the boat all the way. The fresh air with sea breeze made him take a deep breath. He couldn't wait to taste the local Indian food.

It was only after taking a deep breath that the panda realized that something was wrong with the surrounding pedestrians and buildings.

"Hi!"

"Sen Marseille!"

"Wow, die immediately!"

Pedestrians who came and went chatted occasionally, but all of them had East Asian faces, and there was no smell of curry at all.

The signboards on the buildings are mixed with Chinese characters and katakana, and the pandas are not too unfamiliar to the pedestrians...

"Yo!"

The panda who reacted hastily turned around.

Only to find that the ferry carrying him had already left the port.

210 Chapter Eight: I Became an Animal in Japan

If Panda was given another chance, he would never choose to smuggle people by smuggling boat.

Facts have proved that such illegal things often have an unreliable side, maybe this side is not common, but after all, it is not without—

And right now the panda has undoubtedly hit the most unreliable side.The smuggling ship that was supposed to sail to India received a tip-off from the coast guard and temporarily changed its route before departure. This also directly led to the pandas that were supposed to go to India being dragged directly to Kagoshima, Japan.

In fact, the ferry had stopped several times along the way, but the panda was still sleeping in the container at that time, so I didn't know it at all.

And when he knew it, it was too late.

"I really..."

Relying on its vigorous figure to avoid the gazes of pedestrians, the eyes of the temporarily resting panda were dizzy.

He didn't expect this kind of thing at all, so why did he catch up with that subtle chance of bad luck.

If he got off the boat later, or turned back earlier, he would have a chance to go back with the boat, but it's too late to say anything now.

Although Panda thinks he is an atheist, but right now he really wants to find something to worship to get rid of bad luck——

When he was in Siam, he started to be unlucky. If he lived a good life, he would be rushed over by a cock and chopped him down. After finally killing the cock, he got off the wrong boat again. The successive bad luck made him deeply doubt whether he was real It was stained with something dirty, otherwise it wouldn't be like this.

The location of the port must not be able to stay, and the flow of people will bring him a lot of trouble. Fortunately, the nearby buildings are not too high, and he will jump on the roof after a few ups and downs.

There are many advantages of going high and high. First of all, it is not easy to be discovered. The identity of a panda can easily cause riots. He doesn't want to be published in Japanese newspapers for no reason.

The second thing is that the field of vision is wide enough, and you can see a lot of clothes that people are drying——

Several oversized T-shirts were blown up from the hangers in the residential area by the wind. Panda was sure that it must have been blown by the wind, so after helping the fat little brother who lived here put the clothes back, Panda walked along He gave the other party a pair of pants as a reward for good people and good deeds.

Putting on a jumper with a Two-dimensional beautiful girl printed on it, and wearing big loose pants on the legs, the most basic process of the panda's anthropomorphic camouflage is completed.

And after taking away the large work boots from the fat house, the rather apologetic panda memorized the address and planned to send at least some money back later.

As for how to make money without speaking the language...

They are already masters, how could they still be troubled by money?

It's nothing more than a question of playing wild a few more times.

The local gang customs in Japan, as well as the customs of those bosozoku and bad boys, Panda has also heard a lot. A place like this full of small wild monsters is like a place full of wallets for martial arts practitioners.

Just like now, he has already got three wallets.

A few delinquent teenagers who just got out of school were bullying their classmates, but they all took off their belts, wallets and smartphones when a black wind blew by. When they recovered, the useless belts and phones had long been It was thrown into the trash can on the side of the road.

Only a few steel coins rolled over from a distance, as if they were telling what happened just now.

"I'm super!"

Realizing that the money was lost, the panda instinctively wanted to go back to pick it up, but after thinking about it, he went on to the roof for parkour——

It was just a few steel coins, and it would be troublesome to go back to pick them up. What's more, he still had three wallets in his hand, which looked heavy and he knew that they contained a lot.

However, these Japanese also love to use steel coins too much. This is too retro for pandas who are used to banknotes and even electronic payments. One is not used to it, and the other is that the size of steel coins is extremely unfriendly to bears.

There was a burst of scolding from the little devil behind him, but they were all forgotten by the panda.

After successfully becoming a master, except for the time when he showed off his skills when he killed the giant elephant, he rarely showed his skills like this at other times-although this skill is completely used for traveling, it is very important for pandas. It's a whole new experience to say the least.

If fighting against the enemy is called Wu, then the way he is running around the city right now, can it also be called Wu?

This is a question that pandas have not thought much about before.

In the past, he used to fight with people more often, or he just practiced with his head down. It is rare for this special situation to happen now.

But this rare experience gave Panda a new understanding of Wu.

Walking, sitting and lying can be used as martial arts, and martial arts is not limited to fighting.

After all, the essence of martial arts, to put it bluntly, is the use of the body.

The body is the most basic tool and the most convenient thing.

"call……"

After running wildly out of the city, the panda let out a sigh of relief.

Some days have not run like this, and he is actually a little refreshed—although the fact that he got off the wrong boat still makes him a little depressed, but he is not as angry as before.

At worst, just find another boat, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.

Of course, before that, he had to deal with his bad luck.

For this aspect in Japan, there are mainly shrines and temples.Pandas don't really want to go to shrines, and they can't find any temples temporarily, so they can only find a Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva on the side of the road to make do with it.

"Bodhisattva bless, at least let me not be unlucky again."

While saying this, the panda placed the three purses that had just arrived in front of the stone statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, as a sacrifice.

Of course, the wallet must be empty, and the panda has already put all the money in his pocket.

"It's better for me to call another boat to India... I didn't mean to blow up your hometown, I just wanted to kill a few cocks. If your old man is alive, I will give you a few more I'll give you a root of ivory."

Putting palms together, the panda bowed to the stone statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Then he stared nervously at the stone statue's neck.

Fortunately, fortunately, this time the Buddha statue is very strong, at least the head of the Buddha statue did not fall off.

"Then I'll take it as your promise."

Bowing again to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the panda turned and left while counting the money.

Now the disguise has been done, at least he looks like a human from the outside, but this is not enough, he has to learn a few more Japanese or English, otherwise it is still a problem whether he can eat at night.

It's just that what the far away panda didn't see was that just after he left, the statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva whom he had worshiped also put his palms together and bowed from a distance.

Facing the direction the panda is leaving.

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