A Panda's Martial Arts

I found the girl who was preparing food for the panda.

"Master Panda has some orders."

Looking at this girl named Shi Changpu, Jiuweihu felt a surge of resentment in his heart.

Shit, the treatment here is all prepared for it, including the beautiful girl in front of it is also the holy girl prepared for it, but everything was cut off, the fragrant and soft beautiful girl is gone, and all that is left to it is A panda with muscles like a silverback gorilla...

So even if it is for itself, it will have a hand in this duel.

"Is such that."

Once again firm in his mind, Nine-Tailed Fox continued to speak out.

"Master Panda has a bad stomach recently, and needs to eat some laxatives, but it can't affect the taste, you know what I mean?"

"It's all at the master's command."

Shi Changpu, who was dizzy from being so busy, saluted subconsciously and nodded. She had to cook seven meals a day, and she was already so tired that she was almost invisible.

"Then add a little laxative croton to the roasted pork with bamboo shoots, is that okay?"

"Good, you have realized."

The nine-tailed fox nodded repeatedly, the more it looked at the girl, the more pleasing it was.

Not only is it good-looking, but it can also accurately understand what it wants to do... There is no doubt that this is the most perfect relationship between gods and humans.

So let that panda die for its good life.

Perhaps because of his good mood, Nine-Tailed Fox didn't even intentionally break chapters when telling stories to pandas.

The panda is dying anyway, why not let the panda live happily in his last days?

Thinking this way, a few days passed by, and the yellow peonies in the flower fields on the outskirts of the town turned white.

And the day of the duel has arrived.

160 Chapter Five: The Eve of the Duel

The night before the duel, Shi Changpu's complexion was as pale as the peonies in the flower field, and the vitality blush that was easy to use in the past could not make up the blood on his face no matter how much he applied.

Master Fox Immortal and Master Panda in Laoye Temple are not in harmony, she has always known this——

After all, the day the nine-tailed fox was brought in, it was kicked back into the truck by the panda Feiqi, so the feud between the two parties is understandable.

It's just that Shi Changpu didn't expect that these two fighting skills would bring her, an irrelevant person, along with them.

What the Nine-Tailed Fox meant, Shi Changpu actually knew very well. After all, Zhu Huaizhong, the leader of the Huidao League, wanted to duel with a panda, which was a big deal recently.And the goal that the nine-tailed fox wants to achieve is also obvious, just let the panda die in the duel.

This doesn't even require any complicated operations, just a little bit of food and drink is enough to do it——

She doesn't even need to put any poison on purpose, she just needs to add some laxative herbs to the ingredients, or simply make the ingredients a little less fresh, even if the panda will not collapse due to diarrhea, the desire to defecate that exists all the time will affect the panda status.

That level of life-and-death duel, don't say anything, even if you don't concentrate, you may die on the spot.

And if she doesn't take the medicine... what if the big boss is really beaten to death by the panda?

Whether the entire Guidance League will survive or not, and which of the two masters in the temple will stay is a matter far away in the sky, but after the nine-tailed fox spoke, the right to choose all these fell to her on this little character.

Do you choose to listen to the Nine-Tailed Fox and drug the panda, or choose the panda and just ignore it?

"To be reasonable, although the Nine-Tailed Fox should have come, the one who spends the most time with me is the Panda. It shouldn't be..."

Thinking of this, Shichangpu put the seasoned bamboo shoot roasted pork into the porcelain basin.

This is standing in line.

In terms of emotion and reason, she shouldn't have let that panda go.

What a joke, she originally had a chance to transform from a village girl into a saint, but when the panda came, she lost everything, and had to cook eight meals a day for the panda...

But it will be different if it is changed to Nine-Tailed Fox. First, Nine-Tailed Fox is good-looking and has face around him; then Nine-Tailed Fox eats less and does not need to serve nine meals a day; Forgiving enough that she doesn't have to run around on the saddle at all, she has plenty of time to enjoy life.

The appetite is not big and there are few things. How can such a fairy not be loved by everyone?

The foreign panda is just a temple bastard, but the nine-tailed fox is the eternal god!

But there is a problem in the middle.

That temple bastard is really too strong.

If you don't do it well, you will die.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the howling wind blew across the street. The two red lanterns hanging at the gate of Laoye Temple looked like the eyes of some monster. bone.

This made Shi Changpu's face paler.

"Don't be afraid, come on, you can do it!"

After taking out her handbag and putting on a light makeup to ensure that her complexion would not be seen, the girl named Shi Changpu knocked on the gate of Laoye Temple with a porcelain basin.

"Master Panda! Today's tenth meal is ready!"

"Send it in."

A slightly shrill voice came from behind the door, it was the voice of a nine-tailed fox, which made Shi Changpu calm down a little.

Pushing open the door and entering the main hall, Shi Changpu bowed to the Nine-Tailed Fox and the Panda sitting behind the altar, and then gave the porcelain basin to the Panda—the Nine-Tailed Fox only needs to eat three meals a day, so this extra Meals don't have their share.

Taking a deep breath, I must not reveal any flaws, but Shichangpu's eyes are still focused on the panda, watching the panda approaching the porcelain basin, watching the panda lower its head, watching the panda begin to smell the fragrance of vegetables... probably can't smell it ?

After all, just to be on the safe side, what she added was not croton, but a specially purchased laxative. It shouldn't be smelly when added to the dish...

Wait, why did the panda look up!

"Ouch!"

The panda roared suddenly, its mouth full of sharp teeth was so frightened that Shichangpu almost couldn't stand up.

what happened?Was it discovered?

His legs were a little weak, and Shi Changpu almost ran away.

Fortunately, the nine-tailed fox spoke at this time.

"Master Panda is asking you, why are you always staring at him when you have nothing to do?"

Seeing the girl's timid look, Jiuweihu sighed helplessly, and began to act as a temporary translator.

"Master Panda said, you keep staring at him when you're fine, he can't eat... Hey, come back, Master Panda didn't tell you to go."

"This... I would like to follow the decree of the immortal."

Shi Changpu, who was just about to take advantage of the opportunity to sneak out, paused and cursed damn it—this was not cursing the Nine-Tailed Fox, but scolding herself.

You must know that according to the past habits, she has to accompany the panda when eating. Although this behavior of waiting on the side seems stupid, the panda was a little impatient at first, but after going back and forth, this matter has become a reality. It's a customary habit.

And this also means that if she leaves so abnormally now, Bao Buqi will be noticed by the panda.

Then she would not be able to walk out of the room alive, she still knew how powerful the panda was.

Thanks to Nine-Tailed Fox for reminding her.

Shi Changpu was a little surprised that the panda and the nine-tailed fox could communicate in a special way, but now is not the time to think about these things, so we must not leak the loopholes.

Trying hard to hold the expression on his face, Shi Changpu returned to his original position, kneeling and sitting under the altar like ordinary devout men and women, waiting for the panda to finish eating.

But soon her expression couldn't hold back.

Just because, right in front of her, the panda sniffed the roasted pork with bamboo shoot tips in front of him.

So he gave this pot of vegetables to Nine-Tailed Fox.

"Ah woo woo woo woo woo."

The panda, who could not speak human language, pointed to the steaming roast meat, and then pointed to the nine-tailed fox.

Nine-Tailed Fox's face turned green at that moment.

"No, we are so friendly, why should we invite guests... Besides, I have eaten, this is specially made for you. Aren't you going to duel tomorrow during the day?"

"Ughhhh."

The panda just howled and shook its head.

But the nine-tailed fox's complexion became even more numb.

"Don't eat before strenuous exercise? Why haven't I heard of this saying? Wait a minute... No, I didn't give you face, I didn't mean that, you... Don't do it! Eat! I will eat!"

Under Shi Changpu's astonished gaze and the panda's ferocious gaze, the nine-tailed fox raised its head in grief and indignation.

Then he stuck his head into the porcelain basin.

160 Chapter Six

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Seeing the tears in the eyes of the nine-tailed fox when he ate the roast meat, the panda was also a little moved.

Although the acquaintance between him and Nine-Tailed Fox was not pleasant, at least they stayed together for a while, so the last meal on the eve of the duel, the panda decided to give Nine-Tailed Fox to eat——

It would be fine if he could come back alive, but he didn't dare to guarantee that he must be the one alive, so after going through some ideological struggles, the panda held back his appetite and chose to eat this theoretical last meal Come and treat this new fox.

What's more, tomorrow is a duel, and it is really not suitable to eat more right now.Being beaten to death in a duel is just a lack of skill, but if you get beaten out of shit because you ate too much, that's another matter.

"I'm still a little nervous..."

Thinking of this, Panda smirked. He originally thought that he could deal with this kind of thing calmly, but he didn't expect that he was still a little bit impatient when it came to the end.

In fact, this kind of thing is normal, after all, he was just an ordinary person before he became a panda, and after he became a panda, he was just a person who was just waiting to die. Although he once fought desperately in Yunling Mountain, it was just helpless To protect myself, after I came out, I still chose to lie flat in the zoo.

So why did you choose to leave?

If it is said that it is the effect of drugs, it would be too self-deceiving, after all, these people's methods are too rough——

It was nothing more than letting him fall into a semi-consciousness when his physical strength was exhausted, and then a few people released killing intent to stimulate his spirit, so that he could only follow the only way of life given by the other party.

This kind of flower work was okay at first sight, but he had already come to his senses in less than a minute, and he followed these people for the rest of the journey.

There's no way, the people who drugged him are really bad, at least not qualified as opponents.

But when did his temper start to change like this?

Thinking about it carefully, all this is thanks to the animals in the zoo, and the fighters, whether they practice wrestling or karate, and the administrator who is as strong as a bodybuilding champion...