A Panda's Martial Arts

Just being watched by that gaze, the girls felt guilty for a while, fearing that they would become the prey of the beast in the next second.

After all, before they came here, they had already faintly heard some of the panda's vicious name. Two of the seven heads of the Huidao League have been killed by him. He even gave birth to tigers and leopards, but when facing this panda, it was still a tie.

Wait, kung fu?

I don't know which little genius started it, but actually wanted to show off his martial arts in front of the panda——

And the best way to show martial arts is undoubtedly to find a sparring partner.So for the only place to become a saint, they hit hard on the spot.

After a fierce melee, Shi Changpu, who had already had a certain degree of martial arts training, relied on his ruthless advantage to break three ribs and noses at the beginning, hammered two eyes and synthesized them. During the killing, he dodged around and kicked four breast implants and six who had just finished liposuction, so as to keep his face from being disfigured by the beating.

There is no need to make any more choices, she is the only one left standing, the life of the Master is beckoning to her, and she is the brightest star.

She will become a bridge between the gods and the mortal world, she will become the face of the entire Daoist League, and she will even become the most outstanding saint in history.

After all, as far as the saints of the past dynasties are concerned, although they say they rely on gods and Buddhas, gods and Buddhas are nothing after all, but when they come to her...the belief behind her is real.

Obviously, after winning this battle, she finally has everything.

But when he got everything he wanted, Shi Changpu suddenly found himself a little at a loss.

She didn't know what to do with herself.

status?It seems that there is already.At least in this town controlled by the Huidao League, her right to speak is second only to a few masters.

wealth?This thing is just an accessory of status. Although many industries run by Huidaomeng are not glorious, but dishonor often means huge profits that are enough to make people take risks. Although she is not qualified to use a huge amount of assets, those expensive Luxury goods are no longer a problem for her.

But then what?

Then she seemed unable to do anything, and the newborn god didn't need a spokesperson at all—the panda would call the shots by itself.

Although the panda can't speak, there is no need for the panda to speak. If the opposite party is dissatisfied at first glance, it will be pasted with a slap. It is obviously a simple and rude way, but it is surprisingly effective for those believers. Even Some Burmese local armed forces in the surrounding areas also began to imitate those of the Daomeng and burn incense to the pandas.

"At that time, I went to Huidaomeng to discuss business with the Han people. When I saw the panda coming in, I planned to shoot it down, but before the gun was pulled out, the panda pushed me into the ground... I am not afraid of the gun. It must be a real fairy!"

This is what a Burmese leader at the foot of the mountain said to his subordinates after he returned. Similar remarks were widely spread, and Shi Changpu also heard about it, which made her dumbfounded.

As for enjoying life... Forget it, because the panda's sense of existence is too strong, she, the saint, has no sense of existence——

Originally, the panda was supposed to be sitting in Laoye Temple, and it was only right for her to go out to consolidate her position, but now that the panda has to go shopping every day, she can only follow wherever she goes.

The expected enjoyment of life is gone, and the status of a person who should be a master is as if it does not exist. Now she is not so much a saint as a maid, and she is even in charge of the panda's five meals a day.

There are at least five meals, and there is no limit to more. It was the first time she knew that pandas have such a large appetite, and there is basically nothing else to do except eat or eat every day.

Don't, don't, is she going to confess like this for the rest of her life?

"Boom boom boom——"

The sound of the bear's claws hitting the table sounded, bringing the cranky Shi Changpu back to reality.

After living together for many days, Shi Changpu also understood some expressions of pandas——

For example, knocking on the table just now meant another serving. It was obvious that the growing panda was not full.

"I'll go get it."

A just right smile covered up the upset in his heart, Shi Changpu packed up the tableware and left the altar.

When he arrived at the kitchen, Shi Changpu realized that the ingredients had been used up.That's right, with the panda's appetite, no amount of food is enough.

But just as Shi Changpu was about to go out to greet the staff and ask the young adults outside to bring another cart of ingredients back, he found a truck parked outside the gate of the temple.

At the back of the truck, several blond-haired, blue-eyed foreigners were busy lifting a huge iron cage out - when Shi Changpu saw the thing in the cage for the first time, she couldn't take her eyes off it. .

It was a snow-white fox the size of a leopard.

And behind this beautiful fox, there are nine tails in total.

150 Chapter Eight

"As fantasy creatures, the history of giant dragons can be traced back to ancient Babylon. Most of them appear in the image of water masters, and they were once worshiped as gods...

But in the legends that followed, the dragon gradually became a miser who held the treasure house. The dragon slaying warriors defeated them and then took their wealth.

Coincidentally, when the legend of the dragon-slaying warrior became popular, it happened to be the period when human society began to break away from slavery and turned to feudal rule, and those dragon-slaying warriors happened to be feudal lords with powerful force..."

"I get the feeling you're acting weird, Joseph."

In the living room of the temple, the tall old man sitting on the main seat frowned, looking impatiently at the young foreigner who was talking eloquently in front of him.

The man in front of him, who called himself Joseph, was wearing a mountaineering outfit. Just by looking at his outfit, he might think he was a tourist from somewhere——

But despite the deceptive appearance, the young man in front of him is actually the general director of the nearby Mijun Biological Laboratory.

And the intention of the other party's coming this time is also very obvious, just look at the truck parked at the gate of the temple to know.

"Go back wherever you came from, I have no money to buy your biochemical beast."

"No, no, listen to me first."

The young man named Joseph seemed very talkative, with a familiar face.

"In 1897, the novel "Dracula" written by the Irish writer Abraham Bram Stoker became a best-seller at that time. The hero Vlad who once fought bloody for Romania became a drug addict in the book. blood monster, and the one who defeated him was no longer a heroic warrior with high martial arts skills, but doctors, scholars, and young civil servants..."

"What the hell are you trying to say? I don't have time to talk nonsense to you."

Tapping the table with his finger, Zhu Huaizhong forced a small dent in the mahogany table.

The strength leaked out, and Zhu Huaizhong was obviously a little angry.

"Don't be like this, it's just chatting, for the sake of our cooperation."

Joseph shook his head with a smile, then turned around and took out a stack of files from his backpack.

"It's rare that I have time to sit with you for a while. I originally wanted to discuss with you, a folklore expert, the interpretation of popular stories from different eras to the era itself...Since you are angry, forget it, let's get down to business."

As he spoke, Joseph handed over the file in his hand.

"The meeting two days ago has already decided. We will give you the fox you ordered before for free."

"free?"

Zhu Huaizhong was stunned for a moment, but he didn't take the instruction book right away.

This is not normal. You must know that Huidaomeng has been cooperating with Mijun Biological Laboratory for some time, and I have never heard of anything that is free-after all, free things are probably the most expensive, and the sky will not drop pie.

"Yes, it's free, we don't want the final payment."

As if seeing Zhu Huaizhong's doubts, Joseph pushed the manual that recorded how to maintain the Nine-Tailed Fox towards Zhu Huaizhong.

"No way, we started debugging when you made a deposit two years ago. Last year, I waited for a whole year and didn't get your final payment. This thing is useless in my hands, and it's a loss to find sales outside. I can’t afford the shipping fee, and I will only eat it if I stay in the research institute, so I might as well just give it to you as a favor... Why are you looking at me like this? Do I look like the kind of person who pours milk into the river in your eyes? The black-hearted capitalists here?"

"Not at all."

Zhu Huaizhong narrowed his eyes.

"I just want to know how much you have grown since I haven't seen you in the past few days."

bang——

The soles of his feet hit the ground, without any warning, Zhu Huaizhong suddenly stepped forward and punched!

The wind of the fist brushed against Joseph's cheek, leaving a bloodstain on the skin, but the young man named Joseph had already thrown his head back at this moment, and the whole person fell on his back with his chair, and happened to avoid the roaring heavy punch.

At the same time, he also raised his legs that were kicked secretly.

Sanshou, the rabbit kicks the eagle!

"Oh!"

The fists and legs intersect, and the two sides are separated at the touch of a touch.

"I didn't expect you, a foreigner, to be able to learn the Kung Fu of the Han people."

Wiping the dirt on his fist, Zhu Huaizhong looked at Joseph lying on the ground, his face sinking like water.

"It's okay, I'm already [-]% ready."

"No way..."

Joseph who was lying on the ground chuckled and raised his hand.

I saw a revolver in Joseph's hand at some point, and the black muzzle was pointing at Zhu Huaizhong's forehead.

"I think it's at least fifty percent, what do you mean?"

"Look again."

Facing the muzzle pointing at the center of his eyebrows, Zhu Huaizhong shook his head, then turned around and sat on the main seat.

Joseph, who was lying on the ground, frowned, but just when he was about to turn over and stand up, he suddenly felt a pain in his feet.

After moving the soles of his feet, Joseph realized that a small knife had pierced through the sole of his hiking boots at some point, and the sharp blade just got stuck in the gap between his toes.

No more, no less, just between the fingers, without cutting the foot or letting the point of the knife show through the other side of the hiking boot.

If the knife is not pierced on the shoe, but thrown at the head...

"Remarkable control."

Putting away the pistol, Joseph pulled out the dagger stuck in his foot.

"Although I've seen it many times, it's really hard to imagine that human beings can manipulate force to such an extent... That's why I'm willing to cooperate with you. Your accomplishments in human mechanics can be called Up is the Master."

"This is martial arts, not human mechanics."

Zhu Huaizhong frowned even more, Joseph's chattering words made him irritated.

Fortunately, Joseph also saw this, so he simply gave up talking nonsense, and began to introduce the details of the nine-tailed fox to Zhu Huaizhong——

For example, after special adjustment, the size of the nine-tailed fox is one size larger than that of ordinary foxes. Another example is that they made a special electric shock collar to ensure the controllability of the nine-tailed fox.Another example is the little tricks they played on the fox.

"The mouth structure and vocal cord structure of the fox were not suitable for fine vocalization skills, so we redesigned the nine-tailed fox with reference to the oral cavity and vocal cords of parrots and starlings...

Of course, this design will not shorten the lifespan of the nine-tailed fox too much, but the advantage is that this nine-tailed fox can imitate human language. "

While talking, Joseph led Zhu Huaizhong out of the temple and walked towards the truck.

"I remember that there are related records in the history of your Han people. When Chen Sheng and Wu Guang rebelled, they imitated the sound of a fox, but after all, it was the sound imitated by humans. You will soon hear the real fox's sound..."

"what--"

Before Joseph could get close, a sharp fox cry suddenly sounded in the carriage.

"Brother, stop hitting! I know I was wrong!"