After Becoming a Little |

Epiphyllum hummed casually, and found her target—it's just that the other party's outfit today is not the appearance of a tourist from afar, but a guest of Dongshan University's centennial celebration.

Although they are rookie chickens, they are also people from the dark world. It is really easy for them to fool the students of Dongshan University. corsage.

Epiphyllum bumped Aunt Bamboo Zao with her shoulder.

The latter turned his head and looked over displeased: "Why? Let me tell you, don't try to stop me tonight! Although I can't beat you, but I—"

"At 11 o'clock, blue clothes and black pants, orange clothes and white pants." Epiphyllum said in a natural tone, took out a cigarette case and shook it in his hand.

Then a little girl next to her, wearing a puppet costume of a little monster, showing a small head, just stood in front of her, holding a sign and looking at her.

On that numb little face, the big eyes stared motionlessly at the cigarette case in her hand.

Epiphyllum and her looked at each other, blinked, and then remembered that this is a public place.

But what's the matter with this little guy?

Epiphyllum subconsciously tensed the muscles of her body, feeling strangely being targeted by a ferocious beast.

She shook out the cigarette slowly and put it in her mouth, without lighting it, she just narrowed her eyes and looked at the little guy in front of her.

Little Aunt Li Guang also blinked, seeing that she didn't intend to smoke, then she turned her head and slowly walked away carrying the signboard with her tail waving.

Aunt Zhuzao next to her didn't notice that her third daughter was strolling here—Epiphyllum spends many years abroad, if she hadn't been called back urgently recently, she might not even plan to spend New Year's Eve in China.

The last time Empress Jin saw her was at the graduation banquet before she went to university, not to mention the two newly appeared second and third girls, Alia and Li Guang.

Aunt Zhuzao looked at the two Nanbang rookies calmly, and asked doubtfully, "Where did this Buddha come from? Is this a job?"

In the terminology of the gray area in the Northland, in the early years, veteran thieves were called Buddhas, while "eating jobs" refers to starting hands among people.

The Buddhist system at that time was not the current Buddhist system, but the group of people who stole and stole in the squalor of Fengjing Beidi.

However, there are also high and low Buddhas. The low ones are veterans, and at most they have a little tricks.

The high ones are similar to local dealers who have taken refuge in the player - Uncle Li in the movie "A World Without Thieves" is the master of Buddha.

So it's no wonder that Uncle Li can say lines like "no technical content at all". It's true that the work done by others is usually very technical - but the movie doesn't show it that much.

In the early years, Jianghu people had their own set of jargon cut-outs, called Spring Dian, which was a way for various groups to express their intentions to each other through meeting etiquette or words, but did not attract public attention. Almost all food, clothing, housing and transportation were included in it.

The so-called better to give a piece of gold than pass on a word of love is to say these jargon terms. Information isolation is a very important thing for them. With this set of communication skills between each other, ordinary people will because of If the information is not equal and you don't know the other party, the two may discuss key issues in front of you, or even discuss the trick.

It’s just that the old Jianghu has long been a thing of the past, just like in the southern dialect, many spoken words actually come from triad slang, but the public has long been accustomed to it or don’t know the origin of it, but everyone says so, By convention.

Some people in the cross talk world also used these as jokes, because those who talked about cross talk at that time could be regarded as members of the rivers and lakes. a small part.

And now cross talks don't talk much about it, the reason is that these incisions were used by those who cheated, kidnapped and stolen after all, it's not a glorious history, after all, good people don't talk about hooligans.

In fact, in addition to these so-called spring scriptures, many industries will have terms that only their own people can understand, which is part of the industry's self-protection, reducing redundant sentences in communication-playing mobile games to give characters nicknames In a sense, it can also be regarded as a kind of incision, but now everyone does not have this awareness.

Epiphyllum watched the back of the little dinosaur Liguang leave, took a look at the cigarette from his mouth, and put it in his pocket: "No, it's the rookie from Liang Nanbang's side."

"Damn it, why are all the guys here?" Aunt Zhuzao murmured unhappily, looking left and right to see if there were other such guys.

She sees everyone alike, and it's okay for the other party's two big faces to insist that they are round, but the devil knows that they are crooked nuts.

After all, Aunt Zhuzao can only memorize clothes when she sees tourists and guests...

Epiphyllum thought for a while, and just about to go there, unexpectedly, Mrs. Jin, who had already gone in before, turned out again.

With a bright smile, she took a group photo with several passers-by who were also the parents of the students—everyone was happy at the moment, who cares who is who, anyway, they were all taken casually in front of the school gate.

Jin Chashu and Mr. Jin looked at it with a smile not far away, not knowing what happened.

After changing a few batches of photo subjects, Mrs. Jin raised her hand and pressed the shoulder of one of Nanbang's rookies, seemingly by coincidence or on purpose: "This little sister—let's take a photo!"

The pie-faced girl in the blue dress froze for a moment, and then forced out a smile: "Okay!"

Mrs. Jin put her arms around her shoulders: "Little sister, are you a student here? Or does someone at home study here?"

While speaking, she gestured a V-shaped old-fashioned photo gesture to the camera in front of her, but coupled with her bright blonde hair and exquisite face, she turned out to be very fashionable for a while, after all, there are three obasans around the stream In fact, they are all quite photogenic.

"My brother goes to school here." The pie-faced girl said so, and she stayed there waiting for the student who took the photo to make an OK gesture, and then politely said goodbye: "Sorry, I still have to find my brother."

"Oh... go." Mrs. Jin patted her on the back and said warmly: "Don't wait to mess with my old lady, the three girls in my family have been busy for so long-if you make any noise, I will kill you Throw them into the mountains to feed the wolves together with your brother."

The pie-faced girl froze immediately, her eyes flickered and wanted to say something, but when she twisted her neck to try to see Mrs. Jin's expression clearly, the latter had already turned around to find her husband and daughter.

There was no long talk, and no substantive actions, but when the other party said those words just now, the pie-faced girl had the illusion that she was already in a barren mountain of ice and snow—this is definitely not a joke!

She took a deep breath, and just wanted to go to her companion to discuss countermeasures, such as what to do if she was discovered, and she was very urgent online.

But within two steps of walking out, an inflatable dinosaur passed by like the wind, and came back like the wind, looking at her curiously—the range of movements was so large that it matched the inflatable dinosaur The magical coat is simply not too conspicuous.

"Ah, it's actually here... This guest, do you need me to help you?" The inflatable dinosaur said so, waving the sign in his hand: "For example, let's find a slightly secluded place, you How about showing me what a fart is!"

"???"

The pie-faced girl wanted to roar from the bottom of her heart, but she had to temporarily reject the proposal of the kind inflatable dinosaur girl with an awkward but polite smile: "No, I'm going to find my brother."

"Huh? Dongshan University still has this kind of [-]-year-old DD?"

The inflatable dinosaur girl tried to touch her chin with her dinosaur claws to meditate, but her short claws couldn't reach her big head, so she had to give up.

When she wanted to persuade this pie-faced girl, another small puppet dinosaur strolled over and tugged at her tail: "Elder Sister, find Master Uncle, Baili."

"Bai Li?" The inflatable dinosaur girl looked down at Loli the puppet dinosaur: "Why is she here now?"

"do not know."

"Emmm... okay, I'll go see her first, let's go!"

So the two dinosaur girls ignored the pie-faced girl and left in a wobble, not even going to find their second aunt when the inflatable dinosaur girl wanted to.

The pie-faced girl stood there for a while, patted her face, turned around and wanted to leave here first.

But before she could take three or five steps, she saw a dirt-soaked off-road vehicle approaching, and Bai Li, who was wearing a windbreaker, jumped out of the vehicle and looked up.

"?!!!"

PS: Dazhang died without a place to die...

PS2: continue tomorrow

Section 647 0637.5-Are you angry (I have a cold, please take a leave

Obviously, when Nanbang Pie Face girl went out today, she didn't look at the almanac.

She doesn't need to know Ai Xiaobaihua, she doesn't need to know Aunt Liguang—even she doesn't need to know Mrs. Jin, the underground queen of Megatron Northland.

But Baili is their direct competitor...

These days, the dark world is just like talking about cross talk, looking forward to death together.

It's just that she knew Baili, but Baili didn't know her——the latter walked forward, glanced suspiciously at the Nanbang Dabinglian girl who stood in the middle of the road with a delicate expression, wondering what this person was doing.

I'm afraid he's not a fool, is he?

From here, one can probably see Bai Li's shortcomings - although she has good talent, she still suffers from experience after all.

Epiphyllum is always outside, seeing ghosts and snakes a lot, and one can smell the smell of Nanbang Dabinglian's body just by meeting her face.

Gin Jiu: "My nose has always been the most sensitive to the smell of traitors... I must let her know what terror is, and the man with her will be the same!"

This line from episode 230 of the TV version shows that Gin may be a patient with severe rhinitis, and usually can't smell it.

Otherwise, he might have been suffocated to death by the strong stench of Erwuzi in the old factory...

Speaking of which, Gin's lines are usually either to set a flag for himself or to target Shirley, or to say hello to the silver bullet, and even said that a silver bullet can't compete with a black cannon. I don't know that he is black. What the hell is a cannon.

Mrs. Jin and Ezra are both battle-tested, stronger than Epiphyllum, so naturally they don't care about the activities of such a big pie-faced girl. They belong to the kind that can be cleaned up casually but don't want to move yet.

Only Bai Li really didn't think that this girl might have any other thoughts besides being mentally ill - the other party just stood there without moving, how could a normal person see anything, she was fully dressed It's still a certain treasure that the anchor brought the goods, and the style of painting is very down-to-earth.

After all, in these years, there is no way to repeat the incident that Benzi spies were exposed because they carried too white and clean toilet paper during the Sino-Japanese War...

The pie-faced girl watched Baili leave her side tremblingly, and it took a long time before she came back to her senses, as relieved as if a person who fell into the water had finally emerged with his head.

Then came Baili's puzzled voice from behind her: "My sister, you..."

The pie-faced girl was shocked on the spot: "I, you—what's the matter?!"

"Uh..." It seemed that she was frightened by such a big reaction from the big pie face girl, and Bai Li's face was a little embarrassed: "I just want to ask if you feel uncomfortable, after all, young people nowadays are sub-healthy. It's serious, I'm afraid of you...hehe."

She was afraid that the other party would just lie on the ground. Today is the Dongshan University celebration, and that one is said to be staying in Dongshan University to watch.

Bai Li knew that young people's physical functions were seriously degraded these days, and they were doing well in field work. They ran around all day long, and their usual training ensured enough activity.

But the other personnel of the Ninth Bureau—such as the guys from the intelligence department, stared at the computer and the archives all day long, their eyes were as black as a giant panda, and they were about to go west.

In the routine sampling inspection last month, eleven of them ran down the five-kilometer training, and ten of them were from the intelligence department.

The other one is the chef of the Jiuju canteen, he is too fat to run...

The pie-faced girl squeezed out a smile: "It's okay, I'm just a little scared—there are too many people in this place, and I'm a little socially afraid."

Only then did Bai Li suddenly realize that it was a mental illness.

"I understand, I understand. These days, many people don't think these mental illnesses are real illnesses, but I understand the pain." Bai Li comforted the pie-faced girl: "Don't be afraid, as for me, I am a local , I am very familiar with the university town, if you need any help, you can tell me."

As she said that, Baili retreated half of her body considerately, trying to ease the relationship with the other party as if she was chatting at home.

The people in the Ninth Bureau are so pessimistic-everyone looks like a cold-faced murderer outside, and they always want to share their wealth with their opponents, but at home, one counts as one, and they all become enthusiastic volunteers.

Pie-faced girl is struggling to deal with the overly kind Baili, and feels that she is really too difficult.

When you go back, you must apply for a spiritual compensation holiday!You have to pay for meals!

She rubbed her face, and realized that the other party didn't seem to be aware of her identity, so she decided to cut the mess quickly and get away.

Now Baili looked at the pie-faced girl's expression much better, and also looked at her watch, and was about to go to find the tyrant, so she politely asked at the end: "Sister, where are you from? Also go to your hometown to play."

"Ah, I came from Fengjing in the northern part of the Republic." Dabinglianmei replied subconsciously, wanting to say goodbye.

But as soon as she said those words, Baili's expression changed instantly.

The latter's smile seemed to have become slightly indifferent because he noticed something, and his eyes were narrowed. Although there was still an expression that could be called a "smile" on his face, his temperament was instantly fierce.

The pie-faced girl was looking around, trying to find her partner, but she didn't notice the change in Bai Li's expression.

Baili took half a step forward calmly: "Fengjing...Fengjing is a good place—what nationality are you from, sister?"