After Becoming a Little |

"All glory belongs to the Holy Cross!"

PS: I admit, I am revisiting the card to play again...

PS2: Continue tomorrow (referring to sand sculpture daily

第356节 0354-智障儿童欢乐多（1月刀片2/2）

Republic · Higashiyama City · Higashiyama University

In the conference room of Dongshan University, there was a dark background again. The familiar tablet computer was still stuck behind the chair and acted as a numbering display. Participants who are realistic and concrete.

On the 02nd, the voice of Tianjin Allegro's maid came out: "I think there must be something wrong with this matter."

In fact, she hasn’t spoken with a Tianjin accent for a while, and it’s so nostalgic. It was only when Alia was chatting with Tianjian Allegro’s maid that she realized that her bad habit of calling everyone “good sister” is still Well-founded—Tianjin people call some women who don't have white hair sisters.

As for the ones with white hair, just call them grandma.

And they call them baby basically not to show doting, but to habitually call all creatures whose IQ is below five years old, so if there is a couple in Tianjin who suddenly calls 'baby' in the future, then it is more likely that TA They were not greeting their other half, but they saw cats, cats and dogs trotting on the road.

When Alia praised Tianjin Allegro's maids for being cute, she said, "Do you know how cute you are?" Normally, girls would have to smile and ask why, even if they didn't shyly twist their bodies and stomp their feet at such a time. Tianjin Allegro's maid froze like a fan, rolled up her sleeves, stood to one side, turned around and said, "Tell me?" ', choking Aliya for a while.

How about finding someone from Tianjin to fall in love with, it's like talking about cross talk...

The speech on the 02nd was obviously nothing to do with Uzuki, and the voice of the assisting girl came out on the 03rd: "Eastern Metropolis University Alliance, the alliance of higher education institutions with the third comprehensive strength in the entire Asia-Pacific region, this is a great deal of face."

She shook the invitation letter in her hand: "So, Miss, how are you going to deal with this invitation?"

No. 01 was still sitting in the same posture as Commander Ikari, and issued an Alia-like response: "There is no such thing!"

"I think you are deceiving yourself." No. 05 said in a low voice, "For this kind of thing, if you can't do it, leave it to me."

Aliya slapped the table and said in a trembling voice, "Turn on the light!"

"Boom—"

The lights in the conference room were turned on, and it was bright in an instant. Alia pointed to No. 05 and began to breathe out: "Your uncle! I said, can you use your brain?! If you have nothing to do, you can rape or steal. How can they be so hot?" Fight, why don't you catch the Tsinghua, Beijing Hua, the Asia-Pacific's No. [-] Higher Education Alliance, and come to catch our Dongshan University? Holy shit, this is clearly Tian Ji's horse racing method. Let me tell you, when I was leading the army Use this trick a lot!"

Xu Shao snorted coldly and stopped talking.

The orangutan brother frowned suspiciously and asked the brother Weiai paper man next to him: "Miss just said... to lead soldiers?"

"Don't panic, it's a game." The little brother who only loves the paper man pushed his glasses, showing a wise expression that sees through everything: "According to the current game activity, it should be StarCraft—of course it doesn't rule out that the young lady can play it well." It’s more retro, like Red Alert or Warcraft.”

"Oh, that's it, I understand."

Everyone whispered to each other and started a new round of wits and courage against the air, wondering what the Eastern Capital University Alliance meant.

The alliance of higher education institutions in the Asia-Pacific region, at present, is naturally the home of the Republic, which is slightly different from the Earth World Line. Although the Republic of the Blue Star World Line still claims to be a developing country, its comprehensive national strength belongs to the world. At the bipolar level, instead of the original red giant bear, it became a red giant panda. The investment in education and policy preference are simply outrageous.

Even a person as powerful as Mrs. Jin, who speaks for the underground forces in the north, would not dare to blatantly break into the campus to make troubles. One can imagine how clear the high-tension line is.

Also because of the shift of the world line, the original university alliances on Earth have also changed slightly.

The first alliance of higher education institutions in the Republic is [C9] headed by Tsingbei University and Jinghua University. The positioning of the two bigwigs is very clear. The target Ivy League in the United Kingdom, the Russell Group in the UK, and the Group of Eight Schools in Aocun belong to the targeted lineup.

Up to now, it has been facing the Ivy League Academic League in Miriam across the Pacific Ocean, and has become an old and dynamic organization that stands on the street and poses to show its presence.

The second domestic institution of higher learning alliance is located in the South China region of the Republic. A group of institutions of higher learning headed by Zhongda University is named [Zhongyue Nine Universities], such as Wuhan University, Nangong University and Nanji University, Xiamen University and Xiangjiang University, etc. All in it, a model of equilibriumism.

Take CUHK, which is the big brother, as an analysis—although CUHK doesn’t rank first in any subject in the country, it doesn’t have any subject that falls out of the top ten in the country. It’s like a Taoist monk adhering to the doctrine of the mean. He is a top-notch expert in Jianghu, but his low-key is too low-key, and he almost didn't say "don't disturb Laozi Qingxiu when you are free".

If you really want to care about it, it looks like a certain sword master who is full of blood playing the erhu, and the residual blood is everywhere.

But if something really happened, these guys came out with their pens in hand. Even if they were as wild as khaki, they didn't provoke these people when Dongshan University was at its peak.

You must know that C9 smugly shouted "the sky is high, the air is cool and the waves are flat, you can win if you overthrow the Eastern Union", and wanted to crush the Dongdu University League head-on, but it was unexpected that they were hit by a swallow and three swords. Two days first class, almost all the science masters failed in the preliminary round, lost confidence, froze and let themselves be slaughtered on the spot, and almost couldn't leave the keyboard with both hands to type GG.

The chartered flight from the nine schools of Zhongyue arrived overnight. The next day, the guys from the Dongdu University League thought that even I couldn't finish the newly changed test questions. How can you C9 scumbags who have lost their science masters fight me?

So he was beaten up by the Ninth School of Zhongyue who took over on the spot until his mother didn't even know her...

When the top students of the Dongdu University League in this book were still in cold sweat and asked the referee for draft paper, the masters of the Nine Schools of Zhongyue University were already bored enough to draw Q-version comics for fun, and they still shared a sequel plus OVA in the morning and afternoon Afterwards, the local reporter interviewed why you were so strong, and the animals from the Ninth School of Zhongyue University still felt strange, saying that your difficulty is not high, it is easier than the college entrance examination, which frightened a group of students of the same age who eat melons around you. , Shouting giants one after another.

Afterwards, I found out that these guys were all perfect math contestants who stood out from the Suzhou College Entrance Examination with a head-on confrontation with someone from Mathematics Emperor Ge, so the giants became gods...

The Eastern Metropolis University Alliance ranked third, and their deeds will be skipped for now, and they will be edited later when they have time.

The Dongshan University City headed by Dongshan University has not yet been fully established. Originally, Dongshan University wanted to win over 8 other famous schools to form a university alliance called [Nine Leagues], but it did not take shape in the end.If you want to say that [Nine Leagues] is here, it is justifiable for [Eastern Capital Student Union] to invite the past corner.

But at this moment, Dongshan University received an invitation from the Dongdu Student Federation alone. It didn't look like hello, me, everyone, and everyone came to send warmth.

Alia thought that her ass was indeed full of temptation, but she didn't think that the Dongdu Student Union would come here to PY specially across thousands of mountains and rivers.

Lianhua sat not far away, looking at everyone quietly, without saying a word, as Quan assumed that she came here to make up the numbers, although she was given the title of vice president, but the general manager and the deputy general manager are [-] years old these days. Well, what is the use of the second in command?Just be a mascot.

The assist girl Xue Xuexia uttered the voice of a young lady: "Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, don't be cowardly, just do it!"

This is the self-confidence she developed after being wild with khaki, isn't she Dongdu University?My boss once hated me, what are you afraid of?

Little did they know that the student council president of Dongdu University, that is, the eldest lady of the Beimenggong family, also thought so.Isn't it Dongshan University?Although the hot man is powerful, he is not to the point of losing confidence, so he is not afraid.

This matter is not much different from the situation in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea——

American ordnance?Isn't it just like the troops of the bald men? I've seen it before.

Chinese infantry?Isn't it just like the troops of the bald men? I've seen it before.

As a result, as soon as the two sides fought, they immediately became confused and began to doubt life. This even planted a spiritual seed for many years later to grow into what they once hated each other.

At this time, the mature and prudent Fourth Young Master uttered a masculine voice: "Be strategic and consider the follow-up first. Only with full confidence can you light up a wise life and win glory for the country."

Aliya felt that he was overthinking. She was a legion commander who had led an army before, so it was impossible to just go straight up like this. Combat also requires attention to tactics. The assist girl is too naive——

She slapped the copy of the invitation letter on the table: "Think of a way, and get the fuck's vote! Damn it, call back the Dongdu Students' Federation, exchange and visits are okay, will they cover all the expenses? go!"

"..."

"If I were the Dongdu Students' Federation, I should be contacting the media right now. This matter won't cause a lot of trouble in the city, are you worthy of the keyboard?" Alia shook the invitation letter: "Just wait and see, at most it will In half a day, our Dongshan University will be on the hot search list."

Chinese people are actually a kind of fascinating existence. On the one hand, muyang dogs and people with broken spines emerge in endlessly. Open your mouth and shut up in the west. You country, yellow skin and white heart are good bananas. Can't put it down.

On the other hand, because of 5000 years of cultural accumulation, they have inherent pride. Seeing that everyone is a younger brother, all walks of life in the Republic have to beat the world. After all, in their subconscious, there are only two countries in the world. , one is called the Republic, and the other is called a foreign country.To be number one in the world is a matter of course, not to catch up but to be revived; to be unable to do so is to be ashamed, it shouldn’t, it’s impossible, I don’t understand, anyway, I don’t care what your reason is, it just won’t work.

Although Alia belonged to the firm middle party who was asked which side she would stand on when "The Fox Spirit" resounded, she also had to consider her responsibilities as the student council president of Dongshan University.

As in the infamous "Witch's Hammer" -

If the accused lived an immoral life, then it was proved that the accused had association with the devil.

If the defendant is pious and dignified, it proves that the defendant must be faking it.

The defendant was afraid during the trial, so if she was proved guilty, her conscience would let her show her feet.

The defendant's composure at trial proves that the defendant was lying shamelessly.

Dongdu Student Union has taken the strategic initiative, and Dongshan University has become the defendant's witch. At present, the best way is to cut it directly. Looking at the black hole in front, it must be the thief's lair. Let me rush up and kill him. clean.

After intense discussions and arguments, and even when it was about to turn into a full martial arts scene, everyone finally succeeded in reaching a consensus-everyone will eat in the cafeteria at noon.

What?An invitation from the Dongdu Students' Federation?

The eldest lady made up her mind, she won't go if she doesn't let her go, since she wants to take people to go, then call people, what's there to say.

Even Xu Shao, who didn't deal with Alia, had no opinion on this, and reiterated that he was a high-level fighter with a black belt in Taekwondo. Mangmang chopped a solid wood high-back chair on the spot and shocked him.

And then Ai Mangmang was fined by the disciplinary committee's assist girl...

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Dongshan University Canteen No. 1

A large group of members of the student union squatted on the side of the curb outside No. 1 cafeteria with their dinner plates, discussing things while planing their meals.

It happened to be noon at the moment, and the cafeteria No. 1 was overcrowded. The dozens of people from the student union squeezed in and naturally had the ability to grab seats, but the other scattered students naturally suffered. This group of red-clothed soldiers who formed an illegal team might not even be able to touch the legs of a stool.

So after Alia ran out with the dinner plate, the Tianjin Allegro maid and the assist girl also followed out familiarly. Even Song Fuqu, the dignified daughter of the Song family, stroked the edge of her skirt gracefully. Sitting on a chair on the sidewalk next to her, from time to time she would pick out shredded pork from her dinner plate to Xiong Luoli.

Girls are treated better, there are quite a lot of sidewalk benches on the side of the road, but the boys are basically all squatting, looking like punks.

The painting style of this group of people is indeed treacherous, but after everyone took a closer look, they suddenly realized that it was normal for the student union.

Aliya held the spoon and pressed it against Luoli Xiong's forehead angrily, so as not to scratch her food with her short hands: "My fish-flavored pork shreds are all side dishes. , If you want to eat meat, ask your sister to go, she is shredded pork with Beijing sauce, green onions are more expensive than meat these days, and it is impossible for the aunt in the cafeteria to give her all the sauce, so only shredded pork is left."

Xiong Luoli didn't speak, but she rushed forward, full of bearishness of "tossing people if you don't eat it", it's considered that Ai Mangmang can't hold her down and spank her in the middle of it, it's simply unscrupulous.

The little Taoist nun Liguang next to her was squatting calmly, eating as elegantly as a monk taking pills, but the muscular sister Gui Aige could only stare at her, afraid that she would feel something dark from her sleeve in the next second. The hard thing is just for Xiong Luoli.

Although she would not take the initiative to bully Xiong Luoli most of the time, the premise of that is that there is no Alia. The ghost knows how long the human brain circuits in Huanxiguan are. Is it the same as a dog?It's justified to admit death when you are out of the light. Alia will not die for a day, and anyone who wants to touch the senior sister has to step on her first.

At this moment, Xiong Luoli is still alive and kicking, probably for the sake of family affairs, didn't you see that Miss Fu was still watching with a smile on her side.

Xu Shao is obviously not very used to eating like this. It might be better to say that he was not prepared to do this at all. At this moment, he is the only one in the group who looks like a successful person returning to school, but on the left is an orangutan like an iron tower Brother, on the right is the muscular sister Gui who looks more like an iron tower than the iron tower. He felt that when he got up rashly, he was probably lying down, and he could only plan his meal with his eyes open, accepting this kind of shame-like play.

Tianjin Allegro's maid snatched half a marinated egg from the assisting sister's bowl, stuffed her mouth and asked vaguely: "Why didn't the young lady ask the senior about today's matter?"

The assist girl snatched a whole marinated egg from the bowl of Weiai Paperman's little brother with her backhand, and gave half of it to the Tianjin Allegro maid, explaining: "I called, but I can't get through, turn off the phone - if the big brother is here, It’s not like he just brought someone along, so there’s nothing to discuss about it, last time he dared to go alone, and Dongshan University has a whole delegation this time, so it’s safe.”

Tianjin Allegro's maid shook her head: "You are a Flag, no way, I have to unplug it later, and I have to give Dongdu Xuelian a favor."

"You just believe in these metaphysics..."

"This is not metaphysics, this is the choice of fate."

"Fatality, things like fate are made by people themselves, I don't believe in fate anyway."

Assistant girl chewed on the marinated egg, looked at the blue sky, showing a firm expression: "When I graduate, I will go to help my elder brother to do things. We will definitely make a big difference! Let fate bow to me!"

Tianjin Allegro's maid sees through everything: "You think too much, the senior's partner is an elite like Sister Niu, we are dispensable and cannot play a decisive role."

"...Well, if only I could be like Sister Niu."

The assist girl sighed, lowered her head to plan her braised pork rice, turning grief and anger into appetite.

The Tianjin Allegro maid scratched her face, but she had a different opinion: "Although Sister Niu is an elite, seniors belong to leaders... I feel that the attributes are a little higher. Generally speaking, this kind of advanced players will find players who are similar to me. Let's join together as a senior player? Whether it's cooperation or parenting."

The assist girl paused, raised her face from the dinner plate, and said in a delicate tone, "Why did you suddenly mention this?"

The Tianjin Allegro maid poked her own rice: "Didn't you pick the head... I just think so, and at present, the one who is really worthy of being a senior... Do you think it should be Sister Niu?"

"...Otherwise, who else?"