After Becoming a Little |

Of course, in the last century, there was no saying that Yujie was not Yujie, but since the family set up Dongguan, the library of the Han Dynasty, it has always been that the appearance of the intimate big sister has not changed, and she is popular and good-tempered. It is said that she is like Dong Guanzhu, but she is more like a good sister in the Grand View Garden like Dream of Red Mansions.

Only this Dongguanzhu is a real miracle.When she first entered Dongguan, she concealed her gender and worshiped her eldest sister at the time as her teacher—the reason was that she thought that Taoist nun was so pretty.

This reason is not impossible, no one knows how she fooled her master, anyway, the eldest sister brought her back to Dongguan, Dongguan does not lack her pair of dishes, does it?

Moreover, these so-called sects and temples in the Republic are managed by special official agencies, and the master-apprentice succession system is reasonable and legal and even issued certificates.

Wudang Mountain next door has changed from a three-year university junior college to a four-year undergraduate Taoist college with a collection of 15 books. The government offers a variety of dazzling majors and recruits students from all over the country. Who would dare to believe this?

Compared to Zixiao Palace in Wudang Mountains, Dongguan is already quite a low-key existence, honestly acting as its own library, inheriting and orderly cultivating talents in the dark world.

But Yao Mozi came from this place—this Ren Dongguan claimed to be from an orphan, and no one knew who her parents were, but her talent was terrifying, and within five years, she seemed to be better than blue. .

A teenage girl became a teacher in only five years. The first thing she did was to clean up all the so-called qigong masters at that time, and there were quite a few pretenders in her hands.

Until that time, she was still dressed as a man, and she took over the title of Dong Guanzhu in her twenties, and was officially hired by the Ninth Bureau as a special consultant.

Then she got the certificate with her master...

When the news first came out, everyone was dumbfounded—it’s not that her man’s clothes were exposed or something. In the 80s of the last century, household registration management and pre-marital medical examinations were still in a slightly backward state. Well, it was easy for her to get away with it. Although the Civil Affairs Bureau scratched her head, she also stamped it.

But that was her master!Even if it's only five years—but one day being a teacher and being a father for life, isn't it?

And day by day, is it true that the little dragon girl Yang Guo and the Condor Heroes are extinct?

Mr. Jin's "The Legend of Condor Heroes" was serialized in Ming Pao in the 60s, and it's not that people in China haven't read this novel. Those sects in the dark world that have a good relationship with Dongguan are a bit awkward for a while. This interference is neither non-interference nor non-interference.

You say you have to take care of their family affairs. If you are a villain, you will be stabbed in the back. Huang Rong is still the protagonist of the previous book. In the second part of the Shooting the Condor Trilogy, it was because of interfering with the protagonist at that time. The relationship between the little dragon girl and Yang Guo directly turned a lot of fans, and they probably didn't do much better when they did this.

But if you want to say no matter, this is a real disaster and chaos!Not to mention the dark world, even in the real world, teacher-student relationships are explicitly prohibited by various social rules. Even in Europe and the United States—such as the seemingly open countries like America and Britain, teacher-student relationships are illegal. to be fired.

As for Macron's practice of directly marrying a classmate's mother, it's just an extreme example.

Just when the so-called upright sects of Taoism, such as Tianshi Mansion, Zixiao Palace, and Mount Emei, wanted to speak out, Dong Guanzhu personally visited them one by one.

Moreover, she took off her hair bun and went there as a girl—to kick the hall.

And then won...

If you want to say that you can’t beat it, it seems that you can’t. It’s understandable that the food in Tianshi’s Mansion is a little bit, but the Taoist priests in Zixiao Palace in Wudang Mountain usually don’t show their mountains and dew, and they will get angry when they encounter kickers. The next ruthless hand.

But you suddenly changed from a peer-to-peer discussion to a man beating a woman, so you are a bit restrained.

The people of Zixiao Palace said that from the troubled times to the prosperous times, what kind of human love, hatred, sprites and sprites have never seen?

But this is really never seen.JPG

Sure enough, in the 70s and 80s, demons and ghosts were rampant...

Bai Dongcheng, the speaker of Mount Emei, came out and announced that everyone would be good sisters after Dongguan Master came to the door.

As for things like getting married and obtaining a certificate, Bureau Nine had to grind her teeth for a long time after she found out and canceled it for her, but Dong Guanzhu didn't care, she just wanted to prove her existence to prove that she had done this matter.

At that time, it was the overlord of Zhuang Gong who came to mediate, that is, the khaki-colored Kuang Fang, who looked like an ordinary old Chinese doctor, but in fact was the cool and domineering grandpa, and the other party went for a stroll. I went to the border of Luoyang, and after living for a while, I came back and shook my head, dumbfounding, saying that I couldn’t understand.

Master Dong Guan not only married his master, but also took down a group of masters. Coincidentally, all the successors of Dong Guan of that generation were women, which is very confusing.

Very scary, bro.

In the end, Dong Guanzhu's big sister and teacher came forward and said that although these things are not understood by the world, I hope everyone will give her a little bit of light and don't get too deep into it.

A group of bigwigs from the dark world grudgingly agreed with the pain. After all, the big sister was right, and they could only be wrong.

Although it seems a bit magical and realistic to be succeeded by a wild girl who doesn't know where she came from, but it's better than being robbed by the bull-nosed next door, isn't it?

Dongguan does not practice the way of Huang Lao. They learn everything, and they are probably as messy as Huanxiguan. Each has its own inheritance, but they all retain a complete system.

Dong Guanzhu's Taoist robe is purely her personal hobby - when she went to the gym, she was still wearing a dress and a long skirt, and she could look as good as her make-up. Looking left and right, she is a pretty big girl, with a male figure melted a little.

Huang Zhan's song "Wearing a Western Dress" happened to be sung in that era, so Dong Guanzhu really dared to do this, and it was a mess of deviant.

You want to say that it's just that, everyone is so great, so they don't have much contact with Dongguan so as not to spoil the children, but Dongguan himself is a restless person, looking for people to make connections and swiping face cards everywhere, pulling Emei Bai Dongcheng is engaged in tourist attractions, dragging people from Tianshi Mansion to Xiangjiang to play Fengshui Gemyu Consulting Company, and went to Zixiao Palace several times to try to lure them to set up a Taoist university, but Zixiao Palace sternly rejected them.

go away!Believe it or not, people who are close to things like Taoism, don't bother me to clean up!

As for the later... It seems that the graduates of the first undergraduate Taoist university should also come out. Should the graduation ceremony be more grand or simple?

It's hard for anyone to understand what's going on in Dong Guanzhu's mind. She's running around like a psychopath. to come up with radical solutions—especially at the business level.

Dongguan's main source of income now is the tertiary industry such as a series of tourist attractions that she has created. This kind of place has neither economic future nor personal promotion channels, and it is essentially a job like a scholar.

Dong Guanzhu's big sister, Master, is an environmental protection worker. Dong Guanzhu spends all his money in listening to the sound of the water. She doesn't feel bad at all. It makes people wonder whether this guy picked Dong Guan with his own money. Her own beauty flower has also become the boss of Dongguan, a thousand-year-old book collection pavilion-Jiu has occupied the magpie's nest so far, and she can be regarded as a talent among talents.

It wasn't until an accident in the dark world of the Republic in the early 90s that people changed their views on her again.

The killing is decisive and ruthless.

A Wumu mace forcibly stopped a large number of masters from the former Soviet dark world on the border of the Northland. You must know that many of those people were from the former Soviet army, and they still carried a lot of hot weapons in their hands. , trying to stir up waves in the dark world during the turbulent period when the former Soviet Union suddenly disintegrated.

In that incident, the Ninth Bureau of the Republic dispatched a large number of people to intercept, defend, and even take the initiative to frighten the opponent. However, it is really rare for someone like Dong Guanzhu to encounter the opponent suddenly on the defensive line. ——The Ninth Bureau was still in emergency deployment that time, and there was only one team of field operators with her.

Everyone was still on the road, and just happened to meet people from the former Soviet Dark World who were smuggling across the border. The two sides stared blankly for a while, naturally they went shopping on the spot, and then both sides suffered heavy casualties.

Lord Dong Guan led a group of friendly troops who were disabled after refuting fire with the opponent into the snowy dense forest. He thought it was unlucky at first, but after seeing the opponent's formation, he felt that it was wrong. It was not so much an encounter, but annihilating them. This small force.

Dong Guanzhu went to arrest the person on the opposite side, and only then did he find out the reason—it was a guy named "Heavy Artillery" in that team. He used to serve in the special forces and the KGB. He made a special ambush plan, but he didn't expect them to The footsteps were so fast, and he was hit before he could disperse.

Even in the dark world of Europa, the heavy artillery can be regarded as a top player, basically equivalent to the A-level executives of other dark world organizations, but the opponent's methods are cruel, and they were lucky to stagger with Dong Guanzhu and the others when they crossed the border. Turned out to encounter a republic ranger.

Dong Guanzhu had contacted the forest rangers before—in that kind of place where the birds don’t shit, there is no other transit supply station except for the forest rangers’ foothold.

At that time, the nurse's wife came to visit him and planned to spend the Spring Festival with him, and even brought her daughter here.

In order to ensure concealment, the heavy artillery drowned the ranger's family in the creek in the forest. Before that, they raped the girl in her teens and forced the nurse to tell the staffing and route of Dong Guanzhu and the others.

Then there was that weird encounter - when the two sides were fighting in the dense forest, the heavy artillery deliberately wanted to disturb Dong Guanzhu's mind in this way.

After all, he knew this group of old opponents, and the people of the Republic would not listen to such things, and they would explode when they heard it, and then they confronted him head-on.

He can even fight a bear empty-handed, and he doesn't panic when he has a gun in his hand. What is Dong Guanzhu's small body?

The result was that Dong Guanzhu fought him head-on, smashing his hands and feet with a mace, and smashing his whole body into a human stick.

Then he hunted down the opponent like a ghost, and when the support from the Ninth Bureau arrived, what he saw was the opponent who had been smashed to pieces, covered in red eyes on the snow.

When negotiating with Mao Zi in the Ninth Bureau of the Republic that followed, she dragged the stick to the stage with all her injuries, and with red eyes in front of all Mao Zi, she smashed the heavy cannon with one mace after another. He died on the spot, without mercy.

The other party watched his people being smashed into a pulp by Dong Guanzhu. If the Ninth Bureau hadn't called in the armored troops at that time, the two sides would definitely fight on the spot...

But no one said that Dong Guanzhu did something wrong, whether it was the Ninth Bureau or the people in the dark world on the Republic side, they all supported her. Take a side trip and visit your Orthodox and Catholic counterparts.

Perhaps because there was no support from the once great country, Maozi finally bowed his head and conceded defeat, hastily ended the confrontation with the Ninth Bureau, and also used some of the former Soviet Union's confidential information as compensation, in exchange for the Ninth Bureau not to chase after him. them.

Perhaps it was that violent appearance that made everyone's impression of Dong Guanzhu not bad.

Later, Dong Guanzhu adopted the child of the forest ranger who was still in his hometown. She took the child to peek at the widow at the village head taking a bath, took the other party to touch the chickens at the end of the village to make beggar chickens, and took the other party to make mud. Like a monkey, he went back to Dongguan to be scolded by his elder sister and master. He stayed like this until he was 12 years old. He made a baby kiss with someone else, only to realize that the child was a girl.

There was also a girl on the other side of the baby's kiss, and the other party was very angry, but in the end they could only let it go.

That child is called Dong Guanye. It is said that the reason for changing the name is because the night Master Dong Guan brought a child home, she had to say that the child was born by herself, but was punished by her elder sister and master to kneel outside the door. The washboard, the night was cold and deep, which made her remember deeply.

But now in the household registration book, Dong Guanye's biological mother is really Dong Guan's master...

This is a weirdo who is tossing and turning in the torrent of the times. It is normal for Zhongzheng and the peaceful Zixiao Palace to be unhappy with her, but it is not to say that she is a thorn in the side. Dong Guanzhu is harassing him again.

"Oh, Xiao Chen Chen, why not eat it? Do you want to eat it? Cucumber tastes amazing!"

Under Dong Guanzhu's open Taoist robe, there was an anime big sister's pain shirt and short sleeves, and he was chewing potato chips on a flip-flop, and looked at him curiously.

Her real appearance after removing her disguise is a second-eyed beauty who looks pretty at first glance, but becomes more interesting as she looks at it. Now she is blinking her big eyes with spirit, like a little girl.

Hold the sword and Daochang will have a headache-this neuropathy!

"You took off your Taoist robe for me!" Daoist Master Holding the Sword couldn't hold back, and shouted: "How decent is this dress?!"

"Oh, oh! Let people take off their clothes as soon as they come!" Master Dong Guan raised his hands and folded his chest with a look of fear on my face: "It is said that your life on the mountain is too hard, and you can't help getting married in Zixiao Palace, so hurry up and find me. Isn’t it good to have a girlfriend? I’ve been interested in people wearing Taoist robes all day long, and you don’t like the teachers of Mount Emei too much?”

"……To shut up!"

"I won't!"

"Hmph!" Daoist Master Baojian snorted coldly, and turned away from looking at her.

"Are you angry?" Turning around following the other person's face, Dong Guanzhu's slippers rattled on the ground: "I heard that your real martial arts sword has improved again, play it again and I'll have dinner? My takeaway is coming soon , do you want to eat braised chicken? The slightly spicy one."

"..."

"Let me tell you, today I met a fool who actually used a knife with me. You said that there are really people who dare to use a knife in front of my Wumu mace these days. Does he not know how to write the word dead? Leng The mace technique in the weapon is invincible!"

Daoist holding the sword glanced at her: "There is nothing invincible in this world."

"Hey! Hey! Your words are interesting, and I know someone who is invincible." A flash of light flashed in his eyes, and Dong Guanzhu happily threw a piece of potato chips into his mouth: "If you want me to say, even Your patriarch's resurrection may not be her opponent, he is invincible!"

Dong Guanzhu is not a chatterbox, but she always likes to pick things up, and she likes to watch the fun without any malice—in a sense, she is also a happy girl like Ai Mangmang.

Hearing her words, Daoist Master Baojian looked her up and down, still smelling of gunpowder: "You want to use me as a gunman again?"

"How can I! My own person." Master Dong Guan stood on tiptoe, stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the shoulders of Daoist Master, and patted him like a good buddy: "The main thing is that she is kind to me Dong Guan, I can't be with her." Do it, it's breaking the rules—but I want to see how good her skills are, do you think you have to find someone you can trust to try this?"

"Are you still afraid of breaking the rules?" Bao Jian said in a long and mocking way: "When did you, Dong Guanzhu, ever obey the rules?"

"Of course there is. I have three rules. If you have a favor, you must repay it. Kill people to pay for their lives, and debts to pay back money. This is only right and proper!"

Daoist holding the sword looked at her deeply. For people like them in the dark world, even in this peaceful and prosperous world, their hands are often stained with blood in the dark crevices. I'm definitely going to go to hell.

But when Dong Guanzhu said this, his eyes were bright and serious.

"I'm not interested in these." Daoist Master Holding the Sword withdrew his eyes, and his tone was somewhat calm: "I know who you are talking about, but our Zixiao Palace does not fight for these false names, she will let her be strong, and for the country, she The more powerful the better - the premise is that she is one of her own, but so far it's okay."

"You are really boring, don't take a nap in the future if you are capable!" Dong Guanzhu patted the half-pack of potato chips left in his arms, and said angrily to this guy who doesn't like oil and salt: "When the time comes, I will go to purple Xiaogong kicks the hall! I will beat you upright!"

"Humph!"

"What else do you do besides hum?"

"Humph--"

"you!"

"I just have a glass and a half of wine~ One for you and half for the sky~ Heroic man~ I just need a confidant—"

The cell phone rang, and Dong Guanzhu took out his cell phone with the Q-version tyrant doll hanging on it, and looked at it: "Crooked? Is it the delivery boy?"

"Hi, I've arrived at this milk tea shop, can you come and pick up my meal?" 』

"Okay, wait a minute!"

Dong Guanzhu, who put away his mobile phone, thought for a while: "Hey, Xiao Chenchen, don't you know how to do light work? Why don't you help me find it out - this wall is directly opposite to the street."