Superheroes Are Not Wives

In the camp not far from the Forbidden Forest, this is where the guards who usually guard the Forbidden Forest rest.The guards of the Forbidden Forest are collectively referred to as the Forbidden Soldiers. This is not a particularly honorable profession. All day long, they only guard the forest where no one will break in and nothing will break out. Naturally, there is no glory at all.

But the forbidden soldier is definitely the easiest, most stable and most boring job.

The soldiers here take turns guarding the forest throughout the year, and take turns on holidays. The monthly salary is very high and they help to pay the five insurances and one housing fund. The regulations are not as strict as they say outside, just don’t be late. If you enter the forbidden forest, you just don't let others enter. Even if you speak on duty, you don't scold you. In human society, it is definitely an iron job that is madly robbed.

However, this kind of work is not so popular for the elves known as romance.In the long life of elves, in addition to the pursuit of love, the only thing they want to strive for is supreme glory.They are willing to be the guards who guard the streets of the country, patrolling the streets day and night, and they do not want to be the forbidden soldiers who stay in the forbidden forest all day long to eat and wait to die.

Therefore, the guards in the Forbidden Forest are either spirits who do not seek to make progress, or spirits like gangsters who have made mistakes.And Aina and his party are going to enter the forbidden forest through the eyes of such a group of people, and it is not as difficult as imagined if you think about it carefully.

"Jack, you look like you haven't woken up and are about to be drained. Did you go to the "flower shop" in the next country? 』

In the camp of the Forbidden Soldiers, a dark elf with thick muscles and a rough appearance hugged a thin forest elf with sallow skin.The "flower shop" he said was actually a term used by insiders, not a place to sell flowers in earnest. What he had to say was something similar to a custom shop.

"Don't talk nonsense, Corey, there are other countries next to the Elf Kingdom, I am born, and it is not the first day you see me. 』

The elf named Jack pushes away Corey who is holding his shoulders in disgust. Facing this thick black-skinned man, he really doesn't want to communicate too much, but the other party keeps talking to him, which makes him Very annoying.

"Hahaha, you are born like this, I think you should stop thinking about finding a wife, I am afraid that if someone shakes your waist on the bed, your body will be broken. 』

Corey laughed and stretched out his palm and patted Jack on the back. Jack's thin body couldn't bear the force at all, and he kept coughing.

"Cough cough!Don't touch me, I really don't know how someone like you can be a member of our elves. Even if the dark elves are more open-minded, they are far less rude than you. 』

Jack shook off Kerui's palm here. The character of the other party is really outrageous. I am afraid that people who have never seen an elf first come into contact with this dark elf named Kerui, and will instantly be disillusioned with the always elegant and kind elf in the story.

"Humph!I'm not the only elf in this world like this, and it's not that the outside blows too much.The elves are not made with those iron lumps of human beings. All the specifications are the same, and there will always be differences.I also have thinking, but my thinking is more rude. What can I say? 』

Regardless of Keri's complex and simple-minded appearance, his mind is more open than many elves.It's a pity that there are some problems with his character. He always likes to fight and molest women from good families. He was accidentally caught on the spot by the patrolling guards, and then he was assigned here.

"That's why Her Royal Highness will keep people like you here, and prevent you from harming the image of the elves outside. 』

Jack glanced at Corey and said disdainfully, he looked down on Corey very much, even if his thinking was very advanced, there was nothing he could do if his personality didn't match.

"Hooho, it looks like you want to fight with me, it's so rude to speak.So what's the matter with me and you, few elves who come to work here are normal. 』

Jack's words made Kerui's forehead straight with blue veins. He has undergone "re-education through labor" for many years. Keri's temper is much better than before, otherwise Jack is now deliberately prepared to take work-related leave.

"I'm different from you, I came in voluntarily.You also know that my health is not good. I have suffered from a lack of magic power since I was a child, and I can't gather much magic power in my body. In order to support myself and realize my dreams, I can only come here to work.Anyway, the requirements for people here are not high, as long as you can see and run. 』

Jack spoke proudly, as if the fact that he voluntarily joined the Forbidden Soldier was much nobler than those who were sent here.

"Yeah, then the most useless person here is you.If something really runs out of the Forbidden Forest, you're probably the first one to be scared to pee your pants. 』

Jack looked down on Corey, and Corey looked down on Jack.No matter what, the taboo soldier is also doing the work of the guard, but Jack is so thin and thin as a bamboo pole, and he has no magic power or even fighting spirit in his body, but he can do the same job and get the same salary as himself, even if it is him Such spirits will also feel dissatisfied.

"Why are you spitting blood?Even if something really comes out at that time, I will definitely be the first to stand in front, even if I die in battle, my face will not move. 』

Corey looked down on him and made Jack very upset, and immediately replied back.

"Just you?Quietly, what do you look like, if you want magic power but no magic power, you want vindictiveness without vindictiveness, and your physical fitness is still so poor, why do you stand in the first place? 』

"how?Can't you have courage without magic power and vindictiveness?Isn't that the case with His Highness Esther back then?At the beginning, he was recognized as having no magic power and no grudge, but he still won so many honors in human society. A few months ago, he killed a giant octopus on the streets of the kingdom that even the elf guards couldn't handle. .And this person is the person you say has no grudge and no magic power! 』

Jack is very concerned about the fact that there is no magic power and no fighting spirit. It is not that he wants to have no fighting spirit and magic power, and there is no way to do it due to the disease.But he didn't allow anyone to talk about it, because with such a person who met his own conditions, he had made unimaginable achievements.

"Humph!That is Lord Esther, not your little bamboo pole.Besides, isn't Mr. Esther also a label of being beaten and trash since he was a child?If it weren't for the superpowers acquired by the human blood in his body, he would have the strength to fight.Wake up, you are fundamentally different from him. 』

Corey reached out and slapped Jack, making Jack feel humiliated.

562. Retribution will always come to you

Very angry, very angry, but angered, Jack has no reason to refute Corey. After all, the Lord Esther in their mouths relies on other powers to a certain extent. As a pure elf, Jack suffers from magic power. Deficiency can't cultivate vindictiveness by itself, so he really has no way to become stronger, unless someone can cure his magic power deficiency.

"But speaking of your Highness Esther, he is obviously a thin man like you, but he is much prettier than you.A while ago, when I was out on the street, I saw the elven appearance of His Royal Highness Esther. That appearance was so tender that even if it was a man, my dick couldn't help but react.Especially his character is really good, if he can marry back home as a wife, it must be very cool. 』

Speaking of Aina, Corey's expression gradually became wretched, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and his mind was full of fantasy.

"How can you, Kerui, say that behind your back, His Highness Esther, you are disrespectful!Are you not afraid of retribution? 』

"What is there to be afraid of?I'll just say hi, okay?I was just thinking about the image of him being pressed down, not really trying to get him down.No, I can't say that, if I have the chance, I really want to taste the taste of His Royal Highness, but the important thing is that I don't have that plan.His Highness Esther is so gentle, he won't care. 』

"You will be punished for this! 』

"Cut, go to your retribution, if you really have retribution, if you have the ability, someone will kick my ass! 』

Jack was very angry. Facing the humiliation of His Highness Esther, whom he admired, he did not have the strength to maintain his dignity. He could not teach the dark elf who was as rude as an orc in front of him. He could only grit his teeth and clench his fists. The pair looked at each other unwillingly.

Your Highness Esther, I'm sorry that I failed to protect your dignity. If there is a god in heaven, I beg you to give the savage in front of you the retribution that he deserves!

Jack prayed in his heart, as if the gods in the sky really heard his prayers.The dark elf Corey, who was still laughing rudely and rudely, made a muffled sound from his buttocks. Because of this explosion, the burly body nearly two meters high, the whole elf flew into the air, and turned around for several times before falling down. .

"Ouch! 』

Kerui, who fell to the ground, didn't touch the head that he knocked on, but touched his red and sore buttocks that were smoking white smoke.

"Who?Who was attacking this uncle from behind? 』

Just now he clearly felt that his ass was kicked hard by someone, but when he got up from the ground, except for the scrawny Jack, there was no one else by his side.

"you......"

"Hahaha, look at how embarrassing you are, I said there will be retribution, wait, you insulted Esther-sama, God-sama will kick your ass in half! 』

This time, it was Jack's turn to laugh out loud, and there is nothing more enjoyable than slapping the face on the spot.However, his scrawny body laughed so exaggeratedly that it made people a little worried that he would break his waist from laughing.

At first, Corey suspected that Jack was responsible, but he didn't feel any magic power or the fluctuation of vindictiveness at all. He glanced at Jack's figure, and only people with brain problems would think that this thin young man who weighed only [-] pounds , able to kick a dark elf that is two meters tall and weighs more than two hundred to the sky.

"Who? !Come out quickly, don't hide in the dark and pretend to be ghosts, come out and have two tricks with your grandfather Kerui if you have the ability! 』

So he concluded that someone was hiding in the dark and used a sly trick on him. In order to lure the other party out, he shouted, obviously the other party's brain is not stupid, why should the things that can be hidden be exposed?

boom! boom! boom!

"Ouch! 』

In response to Kerui, there were several more kicks. Kerui's butt was really going to change from two to four. The person hiding in the dark was obviously very powerful. He could knock a two-meter high without fighting or magic. The big guy kicked and screamed.

"Hahaha I see how you still kick! 』

Corey, who was kicked to the point of splitting his ass, hurriedly leaned his back against a big tree, so he couldn't let the other party kick his ass through a tree.

boom!

However, there was another loud noise in response to him, and the person hiding in the dark kicked Master Shu directly.The trunk of the tree that the two embraced was kicked to pieces, and Keri's butt, who was hiding behind the tree, was hit hard again, and the whole thing flew out like a missile.

"Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, this is so funny, I can't stand it anymore. 』

There is nothing that makes Jack happier than the image of Corey, who usually bullies him, being abused by others.He laughed so hard that he lay on the ground and rolled around with his stomach covered, his eyes and snot laughing out.

"Dad...not...grandpa!Grandson, I know I'm wrong, I shouldn't be hilarious, I shouldn't insult His Highness Esther, just let my grandson go, please don't kick me again, I'll have no butt! 』

This time, Kerui finally gave in. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the air. His ass was about to be kicked unconscious. If he continued kicking like this, his normal functions would be affected. There was no way he could only give in. .Rather than dignity, he still wants his own life and health.

Corey knelt down and the people hiding in the dark also stopped attacking, but on the ground where Corey was kneeling suddenly appeared a few lines of large characters written in ice.

Next time, keep your mouth clean, Esther is also someone you can talk to?If next time I find you babbling, I'll put your head in the **!

"Yes, yes, yes, grandson, I don't dare anymore, grandpa, just let me go! 』

Seeing these words Corey cried and shouted, he was really scared of being beaten.An invisible person is rubbing himself behind his back with a force that he can't resist at all, and he doesn't dare to be hard-hearted at all.

With the appearance of these ice words, the sound of trees falling attracts soldiers stationed elsewhere, who ask Corey and Jack what happened.The answer I got was that Keri was punished by the gods for insulting His Highness Esther. Obviously, no one would believe this, but because Keri's bad mouth was spoken out, some of the forbidden soldiers worshiped Aina. The soldiers were outraged.Corey, who had been kicked enough to be pitiful, was once again corporally punished by the captain led by the Forbidden Soldier.

Poor Corey had to run ten laps around the forest outside the Forbidden Forest with his red and sore buttocks.

And Aina's group, who kicked Kerui in the dark, had already bypassed all the eyeliners and entered the Forbidden Forest.

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"I'm really pissed off, these taboo soldiers are too undisciplined, they dare to scold my brother secretly behind my back, and use my words to be frivolous! 』

Deep in the outer periphery of the Forbidden Forest, in a shimmer of light shining in the darkness, an elf with golden double ponytails complained angrily.As he walked, he kicked away the surrounding sand with his feet, causing a burst of dust around him.

"Xiao Li calm down, calm down, I don't mind, I've already taught them a lesson anyway, so don't be angry. 』

Aina pulled Xiaoli aside, with a helpless expression on her face.Just now everyone drank the potion and entered this infinitely close to invisible state.

Looking at these unsuspecting guards, everyone was not in a hurry.They began to openly and loudly insult Aina.

Xiao Li, who was a serious brother, naturally couldn't recognize her, and kicked the soldier who insulted Aina directly.He kept chasing after the screams of others crying and screaming, and his superb kicks directly convinced the opponent.

Others knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and Xiao Li didn't feel relieved yet, and wanted to kick the other's butt into four pieces.

Fortunately, Aina pulled Xiaoli in time, which saved the other party's butt.Seeing this, Freinaya put down the hand that was casting the spell. She originally wanted to freeze others into ice sculptures, but in the end she just engraved a few words on the ground with magic.

"No, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.When I come back, I will put medicine in his meals and let him stay for three days and three nights! 』

Yifang on the side was also very angry. Aina was her savior anyway. How could she be able to bear this kind of savior who was insulted by others.

"right. 』

Freinaya agrees, she is also quite unhappy now, Xiaoli can vent her anger, but she can't.Afraid that Aina would blame her, Freinaya could only hold her breath.

"Don't be so angry, everyone, we came out to play, not for this kind of trivial matter, everyone is happy, don't worry about this kind of thing anymore. 』

Aina reluctantly discouraged him, he didn't really want to let this rare trip go to waste.

But to be honest, there are people who are willing to fight for him, and this feeling still makes Aina very happy.This feeling of being cared for is really heartwarming.

"Okay, what Aina said. 』

With Aina's dissuasion, everyone's mood became calmer.What happened just now was very angry, but they didn't want to be too bad in front of Aina.

The Forbidden Forest doesn't have any beautiful scenery, even if there are, you can't see it, and you can't see the five fingers around. You can only rely on lighting magic to detect the surrounding scenery. Even if there are beautiful things, it is difficult to find.

At first, everyone in Aina was able to talk and laugh, but as time passed, the group of people who lacked topics fell silent.

After this quietness, I felt very depressed. There was no sound or anger around, and there were only the sounds of walking made by the four people who were on their way.

This was not a very good experience, and over time everyone's nerves became tense because of this oppressive environment.

This is very profound for the emotionally sensitive Aina.She is now beginning to admire Yifang's mother, staring at a big belly and walking alone for a month in this environment where she can't see her fingers, and her mood is still stable.

Not to mention anything else, Aina feels that if he walks here alone for a week, his mentality will explode 100%, and his emotions will go out of control and go crazy.

"Take a rest first. 』

Feeling that there was a problem with everyone's emotions, Aina asked everyone to rest in place.

"Great! 』