Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"When three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones..."

"Is it okay to speak human language? Speak what I can understand. Don't waste time beating around the bush!"

I don't know where I learned Xia Tong's bad habit of "talking about him from left to right". No matter how you look at it, it looks like a copy of me.

As soon as I have no confidence in things, I start to fish in troubled waters. Now even if I am a fool, I know that Xia Tong has no good intentions, otherwise it would not be possible to have such a weak tone.

"Come here and you'll know!"

Xia Tong didn't give me an explanation when she arrived, but directly dragged me away under the blank eyes of a group of people, without giving me a chance to resist, and now even Jiang Chen is on her side.

……

"Hey, hey! What do you want to do?"

"There is a desk in the car, I will teach you something later, the two of us took a poster together, does this reflect the word "cooperation" to the fullest, and we are no longer studying alone? "

"You touch your conscience and say, is this for cooperation??"

Can Xia Tong find a more plausible reason for deceiving people, let alone Jiang Chen and I don't believe it, even You Lin and Fang Yiyi won't believe it.

A few days ago, when Jiang Chen "throwing bricks to attract jade", they were all present, and they were all witnesses.

Now anyone with a normal IQ knows that Xia Tong is after me. How can "cooperation" be as high as "show affection"?

Why wouldn't she let me kiss her directly, wouldn't that be more obvious?

"Why not?"

"I'm too lazy to argue with you, it's all Jiang Chen's fault yesterday!"

I am a very reasonable person, since the culprit of this matter is Jiang Chen, then I will definitely not trouble Xia Tong, because it is meaningless to do so.

If it weren't for what Jiang Chen said a few days ago, Xia Tong would only show up to shoot the poster after a long time in his head, let alone show his affection with me in public.

I don't know what Jiang Chen's original plan was, but now Xia Tong's plan is very clear, and I can't resist.

As soon as I resisted Xia Tong and pushed the matter to Jiang Chen, then I went to Jiang Chen's trouble after a long time in my head!

"But can the two of us discuss it a little bit, once this poster is posted, I won't be able to gain a foothold in Yinghua!"

The purpose of Jiang Chen asking this group of people to make posters was to distinguish them from the vulgar red banners before, but Xia Tong abruptly turned this into a "show affection" contest.

As the saying goes, Xiu Enai dies quickly, why doesn't Xia Tong understand such a simple truth?

Originally, after those people saw the poster, they were all screaming, determined to be admitted to Yinghua to meet these beautiful seniors.

But now Xia Tong said this kind of poster, they will still cry after seeing it, but the purpose is no longer pure.

The first reaction must be to marvel at Xia Tong's flourishing beauty, and inspire her to enter Yinghua.

The second reaction will be the same as the vast majority of ordinary people in Yinghua now, wanting to see who is the person who kidnapped Xia Tong, me.

I can already foresee that the post "When will Xia Tong and Ye Xi break up?", as long as it is not deleted, it must be the hottest post in Yinghua's history.

It can be said that there is no one in the past, and there will be no one in the future. Even if it goes back decades, it will still be the same. It can also "examine the archaeology" for later students and let them see what the school belle looked like decades ago.

"Let's go! I'll help you do your makeup, and the whole school is jealous of you, aren't you happy?"

"Happy or happy..."

From a boy's point of view, then I must be very happy, I wish the whole world knew that I was with Xia Tong.

But from Ye Xi's point of view, being with Xia Tong is still under a lot of pressure. I don't usually mention it, but it doesn't mean that this problem doesn't exist.

What Xia Tong is doing now is to bring this issue to the fore, in front of all the students in the city. One can imagine how much pressure I am under.

In fact, according to my own ideas, if Xia Tong wants to embody the true meaning of the word "cooperation", then there is no problem. She can take a group photo with You Lin and Fang Yiyi, and the five golden flowers appear together. The effect is definitely better than that of my male public enemy.

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bang——

"Come on, give me a kiss first!"

"Kiss your sister, didn't you mean makeup?"

Squeezing Xia Tong's pouty mouth, this person closed the door for a kiss as soon as he got in the car, and he might not know what to do in the car after that...

"It's not a conflict. Look at your girlfriend's pink lips, don't you want to take a bite?"

"No! I just want to go out now..."

Hearing Xia Tong's faint sigh, I felt like my heart would be melted by her, turning into a puddle of warm water flowing through the eight extraordinary meridians, making my whole body warm.

I can fully understand Xia Tong's thoughts, because I am a boy, so I am the most qualified to show off this kind of thing.

Xia Tong would feel that her back posting was so natural, it would make her man more face in front of outsiders, but the pressure I got from this was too great.

When you fall in love with someone, your brows and eyes will bend, the corners of your mouth will smile, your eyes will flirt, and every hair on your body will jump. So how can you not let others know when you like someone? I can’t wait to let the whole world know Know.

But Xia Tong's identity is really too special, I hope that when others see the two of us together, they won't say that Xia Tong is blind or that I stepped on shit luck.

They can say that Xia Tong's vision is not so perfect, but at least it can't be shabby...

"Ye Xi, don't put so much pressure on you. The Xia family will definitely be handed over to you in the future. If you want to prove yourself, then let's talk about it. What are you struggling with now?"

"Thank you!"

Xia Tong can see through my thoughts now, to be honest, I am very excited.

But regarding the issue of the inheritance of the Xia Clan, if I remember correctly, this is already the second time. It is impossible for me to refute her in the current atmosphere, but there will be a feeling of guilt by default.

"How about it! In a few days, I will open a Weibo and post clips of our two love affairs all day long. I'll get tired of them to death!"

"Come on... Weibo can take a while..."

I was still thinking about Xia Tong’s Weibo a few days ago, but Weibo has both advantages and disadvantages. Apart from anything else, with Xia Tong’s appearance and identity, I will definitely encounter a perverted private message with exhibitionism Sending private photos, can I bear it?

Moreover, the posters were only circulated within the city of S, but if Weibo was opened, it would be circulated all over the world.

Anyway, it doesn’t cost much to be a keyboard man now, and there must be countless people who say I’m not good enough for Xia Tong. I’m afraid that when I read the comments, my mentality will collapse.

"Oh~~ then I'll listen to you, but you have to close your eyes first, I'm going to trim your eyebrows..."

"Be careful, I don't want to be naked."

When the blade cuts across the eyebrows, I really don’t feel safe at all, especially when the blade cuts between the eyebrows, I feel sick all over, and I feel like something is buzzing in my head all the time.

"Ann! You can insult my body, but you can't insult my makeup skills, because this is a kind of contempt for my personality, understand?"

???

"don't know……"

To be honest, there is nothing to hide. When have I insulted Xia Tong's body? I don't have that perverted habit.

"Shut up if you don't understand! I'll make your eye sockets darker later, and then you can wear colored contact lenses to make your eyes look bigger..."

"Isn't it necessary? Aren't we studying?"

It is enough for Xia Tong to look good, I am a green leaf, no one will pay attention to me, maybe if the front foot of the poster is released, my face will be scratched by the back foot.

"You have to show your face when you are studying. How can others know who you are if you don't show your face? If you want to be envious, let them envy you enough. You don't look as good-looking as my "husband" and dare to chew your tongue. They deserve it because they can't find a girlfriend! "

Xia Tong's personality is still the same as before, but when she said that I was in an embarrassing situation, it is impossible to really hide behind her all the time, right?

"Okay! Then let's take a good shot and don't steam the steamed buns to win!"

"That's right, I can't scratch my itchy body right now, please help me scratch..."

"where?"

After chatting with Xia Tong, I feel relieved for no reason.

How can it be difficult for me to scratch an itch now?

"chest……"

???

"Are you hinting at me something?"

"Explain! Go in from here..."

Xia Tong stopped what she was doing, held my right wrist with her left hand, and my left wrist with her right hand, and climbed up from the hem of her clothes until she reached the top of the two peaks...

天生 丽质 难 自弃

"Is the painting finished? The child can make soy sauce!"

"Why, you're not bored..."

I just asked tentatively, how long it will be if Xia Tong doesn't answer me now, but it's still not big or small, it gave me a brainstorm.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Does she know what "husband guides wife" is a special moral relationship alongside "king guides subject" and "father guides son".

If I don't teach her a lesson today and tell her what is the majesty of the head of the family that cannot be challenged, I will be a dog!

"But my hands are sore~~"

Wang Wang!

woof woof woof! !

He pitifully withdrew his palm from Xia Tong's chest, everything must be done to a certain degree, and the most interesting things will become boring if done too much.

If I touch it for a second, the hormones in my brain will be released for a second, then the hormones in my body should have been squeezed out by Xia Tong, and the whole person is like a walking dead, and there is no such thing as "sexual arousal".

"Ye Xi, are you still a man? It's fine to carry things, but is this also sore?"

"Nonsense! Try holding it for more than half an hour..."

If Xia Tong is leaning against my arms now, then I can maintain this position for a lifetime.

But now Xia Tong is standing. I can hold my hands like this for a few minutes, but half an hour is a bit too much. Xia Tong should know this best. After all, when I was at grandma’s house, I was the first to shout The sour one is her.

Especially Xia Tong has no sign of finishing makeup yet. I don’t know how my face can make Xia Tong spend half an hour on it. Now I can roughly feel my sore and weak arms. Whether the shovel can be lifted is a problem.

There are only exhausted cows and no plowed fields. This is the law summed up by the ancestors for thousands of years. I don't believe it now.

If Xia Tong doesn't finish her make-up today, then the possibility of my sudden death here will skyrocket.