Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Closing my eyes, I even saw the scene of kneeling on the washboard and begging Xia Tong for mercy at night.

Xia Tong held the whip in her left hand, and dripped wax oil on my body with her right hand. Because of my breasts, I couldn't even shout, and I would lose at least ten catties the next morning.

"Ye Xi, look! Now that your girlfriend has spoken, how are you going to refuse?"

"I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, let's go to the bathroom first..."

I admit it, but the fallen tooth must never be swallowed in the stomach. This thing is not digested. After swallowing, the situation will not get better, but will get worse.

Clutching his stomach, he got up and was about to leave, but just as his butt was raised, Tina pulled him back. God knows where she got so much strength.

"Don't worry, it's not too late to leave after you say your name?"

"I can't tell, my stomach hurts so much, I've lost my ability to think."

Are you kidding me, can I go if I tell you?

Even if I want to leave, Xia Tong will follow me. If I use local materials, I can't kneel on the washboard, instant noodles, or keyboard, but I can still kneel on cobblestones.

Now the body is bent into the shape of a shrimp, clutching his stomach and "screaming endlessly".

This point should be resonated by individuals. When the stomach hurts, all the attention is on the sphincter, and the brain is blank. At this time, let alone save who is saved first. I am afraid that one plus one equals as much as possible. not come out.

"It's too fake, do you think our group is mentally retarded?"

"It really hurts, no, I can't hold it anymore..."

Pretending not to hear what Tina was saying, she knelt down in front of everyone in "pain" and rolled around on the blanket. Obviously, life is more important than face.

Based on my understanding of Xia Tong, that tone of voice just now was a precursor to drawing the sword!

I'm still young and I don't want to die yet.

I haven't passed on the family line to the Ye family, I haven't seen Xiaoxi grow up, I haven't moved into a new home, I haven't done too many things, and I can't say anything now.

"That's fine! Put it another way, the four of us fell into the water together, who do you save first?"

"Is there any difference?"

He gave Tina a blank look, continued to pretend he didn't hear, curled up on the ground in pain and "wailed".

Laugh, laugh, even if I, Ye Xi, lose all my face here today, I won't answer Tina's mentally handicapped question.

When others ask questions, they always want an answer, but Tina asks questions to kill me.

"Yes! You were still struggling just now, but now you can't. If you sacrifice three to save one, who will you save?"

"..."

I don't know what to say about Tina. If she was just hiding a fruit knife in her smile, now she is hiding an RPG in her smile. She really wants me to die here!

The problem is indeed that there is no need to worry about it anymore, but the topic is a lot heavier.

If I say one person's name, then the other three people don't know what to think. Does Tina have a brain?

"Ye Xi! Don't try to waste time with silence, we have plenty of time today, if you want to bet, you have to admit defeat, not to mention you are still a boy."

It's natural to be willing to admit defeat, but the key now is that I didn't gamble.

In fact, everyone is reasonable. I am playing instead of You Lin. At most, it can only be regarded as an automatic dice rolling tool. Things like truth or dare should be handed over to You Lin.

There is an injustice and a debtor, why should I pay the money owed by You Lin? !

Tina has the guts to find fault with me, but does she have the guts to find fault with You Lin?Then she won't be labeled as a "pig head" when she returns home?

Is there any way to alleviate this embarrassment now?

Is there any?

Is there any?

……

and many more!

Got it!

"Are you sure four of you fell into the water together?"

I asked Tina a question, and now I have an abacus in my mind, but the premise is that Tina takes the bait, and she can't find out that I am baiting.

"Sure and sure."

"Then do you have cramps in your hands and feet, or physical discomfort? For example, come to my aunt?"

Continue to ask questions, and clean up the areas that Tina may struggle with in the future. In layman's terms, it is demining.

"Hi Moji, it just fell into the water! Can't you just give me an answer?"

"Then isn't it much easier? Mu Xi, can you swim?!"

Spreading his hands with a smile, he gave Mu Xi a vicious look.

I don't know if she can swim, but in my eyes, she is just a landlubber, and now she has to become a Chinese flying fish!

"Will... right?"

I'm too lazy to worry about why Mu Xi is speaking interrogative sentences now, so I retract my "vicious" gaze, pretending that all of this has nothing to do with me.

Then, without giving Tina and the others a chance to get entangled, she took the first step and pointed her finger at Fang Yiyi.

"Then I will save Fang Yiyi!"

"why?!"

Hearing this, Tina couldn't help asking me a question, now except for You Lin and Xia Tong, everyone is staring at me with strange eyes, including Fang Yiyi herself.

It's understandable that Tina's brain doesn't understand, and I don't mind explaining it to her.

"Because You Lin can swim, and Mu Xi can too, and now they don't have cramps in their hands and feet, and they don't have any discomfort in their bodies. Who do you think I will save?"

It's much easier to separate this matter from the severity of the relationship.

I'm thinking from the perspective of saving people, no one can find fault now, even Xia Tong herself can't be angry with me, because it doesn't make sense.

"I don't know how to swim if I don't take you to fish in troubled waters like this! Then why don't you come and save me?"

"Come on, it's not like I haven't seen your MV, you swim faster than a fish!"

I used to be a slight fan of Tina, I must listen to her songs, and I never missed a single one.

I remember very clearly now that there was a MV of Tina in which she was tossing up and down in the waves, surrounded by two dolphins. This picture left a deep impression on me, and it could not have been made by special effects.

and……

Even if I haven't watched Tina's MV, but these two people have been in Singapore for so long, and the beach behind You Lin's house, I don't believe that I can't swim after swimming for several years.

"What if none of us can swim?"

"No if, you didn't say it just now, this question can come to an end!"

What if?

I managed to overcome this crisis. If I fall into Tina's hook again, won't I be mentally handicapped?

"You play, I can't hold it anymore."

He got up and gave the seat to You Lin, and quickly sat down beside Xia Tong to show his loyalty.

Although You Lin's body is a little strange now, it has not yet reached the level of "dysmenorrhea", and it is more than enough to play games with dice.

"Quite clever?"

"Absurdly praised~~Absurdly praised~~"

She smiled awkwardly, not daring to look into Xia Tong's eyes again.

Now I am afraid that she will ask me this kind of question too. This is obviously sowing discord, so I quickly lie down and play with my mobile phone. The victory or defeat on the chessboard has nothing to do with me.

But his eyelids were so drowsy that he fell asleep, leaning against Xia Tong and fell asleep without knowing it...

playing rogue

"Ummm~"

Turning over in a daze, he took out the phone from his pocket, squinted his eyes and looked at the time displayed on it.

"Girls, it's time for us to eat..."

Today's exhaustion is a bit too much, and even I can't hold it.

When they were playing games just now, I lay down behind Xia Tong to rest like a salted fish. Everyone said that the spring is sleepy and the autumn is exhausted. If the sun is not so dazzling, I will not wake up.

"But eating here is so tiring, and I have to do it myself. I can eat it directly at grandma's house~~"

"If you don't want to eat, you can go back?"

She got up and flicked Xiaoxi's head lightly, she was tired from playing, she was the only one in the world.

I am kind enough not to force her to study now, she should burn incense and worship Buddha when she goes back, and thank God for giving her such a kind brother.

"Forget it, you spent so much money, then I have to give you some face?"

"Then should I still thank you?"

He rolled his eyes at Xiaoxi, and leaned over to help Tina clean up the Monopoly chessboard in front of him.

Now the time to hang around has passed, and the goal of becoming a rich man has been achieved. After dinner, going back is their own leisure time. Xia Tong's father should have another trick...

"It's not necessary, you can bake it for me later, Tang Tang and I went over there to sit and rest for a while, and we haven't touched the phone since today."

"Yes~~ancestor~~"

What happened if you didn't touch your phone?Haven't I touched it before?

Thinking that I, Ye Xi, was also a dead house back then, I dare not even think about going out of the house on Saturdays and Sundays.

But what about me now?

It is no exaggeration to say that it can be called cash charging.

Others must take a group photo when they come out to play, but I don't have the courage, let alone take a group photo to post something.

If other people find out that there are so many beautiful girls around me, it will be reported that nothing will happen.

Now calm down and think about it, Xia Tong is destined, You Lin is too deeply bound, and Fang Yiyi is destined, no matter which one I have a very valid reason.