Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Just as You Lin bent over, Tina turned over to avoid You Lin's palm, and now she asked me to beat her waist by name, this person really knows how to enjoy!

"Don't make trouble, how can Ye Xi beat you on the waist? Can't I come?"

"Eh...it's okay...I'll come..."

Although it is true that You Lin is weak, why does this "human affection" sound so harsh to me?

"What kind of favor do you owe her again, why is she so proud?"

"Favorite! Don't ask..."

What can I do, I said no use, now the video Tina has been sent to me, I was forcibly tied to the thief ship by this person.

To put it bluntly, the two of us are already grasshoppers on a rope. If I tell the truth at this time, I have nothing to do, but Tina is really not far from death.

"Work hard, I'll steal some pictures for you later."

"unnecessary!!!"

During the process of pressing the waist, I had a wave of eye contact with Tina, and I stared at You Lin and the others for a while. I guess I didn't expect that I would get so close to Tina today.

"You two are so weird today?"

"I do it myself, I have enough food and clothing, but I rely on my brain to eat..."

Tina is quite proud now, but the more proud she is, the more uncomfortable I feel. She is well-dressed and I am about to be exploited layer by layer.

How can there be such a person, I said no, and I kept throwing "Thunder" on me. Isn't this intentional to kill me?

"Then are you so tired today? I see that you danced quite happily when you were resting?"

You Lin still didn't believe her good best friend, she always felt that Tina and I had something to hide from her, and now she squatted directly in front of Tina, trying to see something in Tina's eyes.

But who is Tina? In terms of acting skills, Xia Tong is not necessarily her opponent. Now, how could You Lin reveal the secret with a few glances, and her mouth is so strict that it seems that someone has been welded with a welding torch.

"Nonsense, I used to stand for two hours at the concert, but today I stood for half a day..."

What Tina said is true. When I started, I felt that her waist was already stiff, and the softness that a normal girl should have was not pressed.

"The donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth. What did I ask you? What did you answer me?"

"Oh! No... You're not surprised. When they called me to rest, I wasn't tired at all. I wanted to lie down as soon as I worked."

I can understand this, it's normal for students.

When I was in class, I was so sleepy that I wished I could sleep until the sky was dark. As a result, I woke up as soon as the get out of class bell rang, but I was awake for only 10 minutes. The sleepiness that accompanied the class bell was like a tide, and the sleepiness was endless. endlessly...

"Come on! Ye Xi, this way, this way, press hard for me!"

"This way?"

"Hey~~ uh~~ ah! Cool! I'm an old waist, I will let Ghost come when I shoot an advertisement next time, I won't come, I won't come if I kill me! How happy I am to play games at home what!"

"Can't you tell me this turn? Don't see what you look like now?"

Sister Jing came and went without a trace, and her ears were too sensitive, which really surprised me when she opened the door.

"Don't worry about it, I'm about to break my waist. Shall we work less in the future?"

"If you just follow the director's instructions, what happened just now?"

"He let me play freely, isn't he happy when I play freely?!"

"But did they tell you to throw away the sponsor's shoes? You're better off, they threw them all into the sea, and I didn't even get a close-up shot! You're not listening, are you?"

Hearing this, Tina immediately shut up. I thought it was a stroke of genius at the time. The action of throwing shoes on the beach was quite beautiful. I didn't expect that there would be such a mess behind it.

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"Sister Jing, I'm going to starve to death. I really can't make commercials like this in the future. I'm still a child. You are abusing child labor!"

A group of people sat around the table. Tina was still alive when she first went in to pick something, but now she sat down and sighed, her mouth open almost gnawing on the table.

But I've been grilling for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen someone like this. The table is surrounded by electric grills, and only the middle area is made of wood. Tina really wants to eat it. I can't find a place to put my mouth down.

"You don't give me a bargain and you're good, because you alone made the whole crew work overtime with you. It would be nice if I would treat you to a barbecue politely now. You still complain about me?"

As Sister Jing said, she took out a bottle of medicine from the small satchel she was carrying and handed it to Tina. My current vision is still good, and I could see at a glance that it was "orlistat".

"Thank you, Sister Jing, isn't it enough? Do you want medicine? Don't get fat..."

"Don't, you should eat it by yourself!"

Instead of Xiaoxi, they rejected Tina's suggestion. After all, I have been with Tina for so long, and I still know something about weight loss.

Now the most fundamental and effective way is liposuction, because the amount of fat in a person is fixed, and it is difficult to gain weight after it is extracted.

The only thing that is useful for oral administration of such things is this bottle of "Orlistat". Although the body suffers after eating it, it is undoubtedly more reliable than those diet teas that lie to fools, but Xiaoxi They can't even eat a little oil, so they don't need to suffer from this crime.

"You can eat less for me tonight, I'll have a taste, and I'll be recording a show later. You can't get fat!"

"Oh, what's the point of a meal, the big deal is that I can lose weight from exercise tomorrow? I run it a dozen or [-] kilometers every day!"

Tina speaks lightly now, even "marathon" is just a matter of lip service.

But she spends a lot of time indulging in games every day, expecting her to go out to exercise, it is better to expect her to eat less tonight.

"Really? But how did I hear that you are lying in bed playing games all day now? Are you paralyzed? Do you want me to find someone to give you a wheelchair?"

"Ah...then...isn't that taking a break? I can't possibly play games on the treadmill.

Seeing that Sister Jing revealed her little secret, Tina actually wanted to cover it up.

To be honest, she wouldn't be so decadent if she transformed the living room into a game room, the bedroom is really exaggerated.

If there is a way to solve Tina's physical problems in the bedroom, then I think she will definitely hide in the bedroom and never come out.

"Let me tell you, I haven't had time to take care of you recently, so I let you live with Linlin, but at least you have to be more self-conscious about me. What if I grow a double chin?"

As Sister Jing said, she reached out and pinched Tina's chin. Because Tina was wearing a mask, I couldn't see anything from my perspective.

But thinking about it carefully, although Tina has been a little decadent recently, she doesn't seem to have any signs of gaining weight. Otherwise, she should have discovered it when she recorded the show last time. Now it's just a threat from Sister Jing.

"Sister Jing... You are too careless. How could I have a double chin? If I have a double chin, I will die!"

But Tina doesn't seem to think so at all. Double chins are the enemy of all girls, and now she has a deadly expression on her face. She really takes it seriously...

"This oath is useless, you give me something reliable."

"You don't have to rely on it. If you don't believe me, ask Ye Xi. I don't eat much meat in his house. How can I grow meat if I don't eat meat?"

Tina said and threw the question in front of me, and now she winked at me desperately while Sister Jing turned her head.

When Sister Jing found out about her situation at home just now, she knew that You Lin had "betrayed the revolution" and that her best friends were betraying each other, so now she didn't go to You Lin at all, but put her treasure on me.

As the saying goes, "Eating people's mouth is soft and short-handed", Tina worked so hard to get me a video, and now I must feel that I have a favor with me, and I can't betray her.

"I don't eat much meat, so it's more than me and less than Xiaoxi..."

"Ye Xi! You!"

I didn't have a choice before, now I want to be a good person.

That video wasn't meant for me to watch in the first place. Now Tina must not catch the pigtails. Except for You Lin, all of us can eat meat. If I talk nonsense, my conscience will be disturbed.

Pretending not to see Tina's expression now, she grinned and wished she could bite me to death.

She is someone who wants to go on stage, and her figure is very important to her. There is nothing wrong with being overseen by Sister Jing. It is impossible for You Lin to stop her from eating. Isn't that only Sister Jing who can take care of her?

"Did you hear? The bottom line I give you is one hundred. If you exceed this weight, don't blame me for not letting you eat..."

She frowned slightly, Tina's height was close to 1.7 meters, isn't one hundred catties too light?

But Tina didn't have a big reaction. She seemed to have accepted this reality for a long time. Now she no longer complained that she was hungry. After taking the medicine, she kept staring at the boss in the store. Everything is ready and served.

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"Boss! Are you all right?"

In the end, You Lin really couldn't stand Tina's "hungry" and shouted at the store.

"I'm coming……"

Perhaps because of the large number of girls at our table, the boss also seemed particularly good-natured, so he moved a large tray out in a hurry.

There were only ten groups of mutton skewers on the top, and I saw twenty groups. The rest of the chicken wings, chicken gizzards, lamb chops, etc. were countless, and they literally piled up a "small hill" in the center of the table.

Although the weight of each string is not much, there are seven of us in total, and I am the only boy among them. Even if there is a demon king like Xiaoxi, this number seems to be too much.

"Boss, please bring me another can of ketchup, and tinfoil..."

"Okay, what else?"

"Here's a fried clams, and a crab porridge. Crabs want male crabs. There are more male crabs!"

Compared with You Lin, Tina is very familiar. I am not as smooth as a Chinese in ordering. When it comes to food, it is really a set.

"Okay, is there any more? I'll give it to you later."

"Well...Then let's have some fried dough sticks and bean curd brain, do you want it?"

You Lin looked around, the dining table was silent for three seconds, and no one responded to her.

After all, tonight we are all pointing at the barbecue to make supper, fried dough sticks and bean curd brain are Yu Lin's "privilege".

"That's all for now, I want sweet tofu brains! Don't make me salty!"

"Okay, just wait..."

This store sells a variety of things. In addition to the porridge that is necessary for barbecue, the stall of fried dough sticks and tofu brain is also at the door. It can be said that the largest store on the beach side.

As for the salty and sweetness of tofu brain, there is nothing to contend with now, and the vast majority of people here are sweet parties.

I still remember a war of words about whether tofu nao should be eaten salty or sweet. With 10,000+ discussions, it was pushed to the forefront of the Weibo topic list.

The dispute between the sweet and salty has since risen to a "factional struggle", with bloggers calling each other "Sweet Party" and "Salty Party", some calling for "bilateral talks", and some claiming "refusal to compromise", historically known as "Tofu Brain War" .

"Misery, crying, you don't eat bean curd with me..."

After the boss left, You Lin pretended to shake her head, and now she was quite helpless about the fact that she couldn't eat barbecue.

After that, I picked up a bunch of chicken wings, spread it with tin foil, and brushed tomato sauce on it a little bit. Even if it was said to be a dark dish, there was nowhere to appeal.

"Eat all that, I'm going to be hungry and stupid today..."