Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Eunuch, is he worried about me? I'm so touched!"

"I advise you, don't always hang out with people you don't know. It's enough to have a few good friends around. Girls should be careful when they go out, especially if you are alone here."

It's hard to tell if she's worried. Mu Xi and I are not familiar with each other. If she really wants to go, I can't help it.

Take Fang Xuan as an example, I have already said what I should say. If she still gets close to Fang Xuan, then I can go up and pull her away forcibly. It's none of my business.

One word of persuasion is all I can do to her. A girl with Mu Xi's character is really popular in the eyes of boys. If she really doesn't want to get involved in some strange relationship, it's best to pay attention to herself, otherwise she will suffer. is always her.

"Is the benefactor now my good friend?"

"It doesn't count!"

This question requires no thought at all, and now the answer comes straight out of my mouth.

If Mu Xi and I are good friends like this, then how cheap is this friend? It’s almost a matter of chance encounter, and there is no idea of ​​further development.

"Why, we are all friends eating at the same table, isn't this a good friend?"

Mu Xi looked really unacceptable. Now her cheeks were puffed up, she didn't even eat her face, she just stared straight at me. "

"First, you insisted on sitting together today; second, there is no friendship at the same table; third, I am a man and you are a woman, and there is no good friend to say that."

These three conditions are reasonable and well-founded, even if Mu Xi is not happy, there is nothing he can do.

First of all, eating at the same table is the result of Mu Xi being a rogue. My idea is just to come and have a meal. There must always be a distance between the two of them. Now she has forcibly narrowed the distance, and she doesn’t even consider my treatment of him. Suggest.

Secondly, there is really no friendship at the same table. According to her, there is friendship in the cafeteria every day. Is it too busy to make friends?

The last and most important point is that apart from a few exceptions, there is no such thing as a good friend between boys and girls. Obviously, Mu Xi and I are not an exception. We have neither origin nor bond.

You Lin needless to say, I grew up with her, and the relationship is naturally extraordinary; Fang Yiyi is also due to family reasons, Xiaoxi takes her as her sister, my mother takes her as her daughter, and I have nothing to do with her before. No, it's time to become good friends.

"Eunuch is so heartless~~ Then don't you still have a good relationship with that...that...you Lin...isn't she your good friend?"

"Where did you know this from?"

I couldn't help frowning, this person doesn't even know Xia Tong, how do you know that You Lin and I have a good relationship? This is not common sense.

"Post it, it's full of posts about you, Eun Gong. I didn't expect Egong's girlfriend to be the daughter of the Xia family. No wonder she looks so beautiful and amazing! Real people don't show their faces, and they don't show their faces!"

Mu Xi gave me a thumbs up, but I didn't hear the slightest hint of flattery.

The identity of a girl is only valuable in the eyes of boys, and what a girl sees is not so complicated.

"Okay, shut up and eat, and then choke you..."

Shake his head and stop talking, this post is still troublesome, and people can easily understand me by just flipping through it.

This is not good news. I still have to find a way to delete all the posts. If someone posts in the future, they will circulate the little black house for 365 days. Only in this way can this bad trend be curbed. If you don't study hard, worry about me and Xia Tong. What are you doing with You Lin?

"But Grandpa, haven't you eaten before, how can you still eat so much now?"

"Is your appetite good?"

After talking, I took another bite. Expensive things have no disadvantages except that they are expensive. Cheap things have no advantages except that they are cheap. You get what you get for every penny. The wonton noodles in this store are really delicious, and they are delicious until now times increased.

"Okay, okay~~ Engong has a good appetite~~"

But Mu Xi just looked at me and laughed. Even when she lowered her head to eat noodles, she couldn't restrain her laughter. I was really afraid that she would laugh and swallow something into her trachea.

"What are you laughing at? Is it so funny?"

"I'm laughing at Eun Gong, you can't even tell a lie, but you didn't eat it at all, right? The previous one was just an excuse for not wanting to eat with me~~"

Mu Xi retracted her laughter and looked at me with a straight face, as if she wanted to see some useful information from my eyes.

"What are you thinking? Of course I ate it."

Continuing to hold on with a shy face, Mu Xi couldn't possibly say that I didn't eat just because I have a good appetite. If this lie was exposed, wouldn't the scene be very embarrassing?

Why does Mu Xi have to tell her guess every time, doesn't she know how to write the word "embarrassment"?

"Liar."

"What did I lie to you for? What's wrong~~"

She gave Mu Xi a white look, her face was not red and she was not breathing, and she continued to bury her head in the bowl of wonton noodles in front of her.

"Am I still unclear? It's just an excuse that you don't want to eat with me."

"Hey! How can you be so sure? Don't wrong people!"

It's strange, I only came back after I sent Xia Tong to the junior high school today. There is absolutely no chance that Mu Xi will have a chance to see me. Where does this confidence come from?

"I feel! The girl's feeling is much more reliable than the evidence. Eun Gong, tell me the truth, I'm definitely not angry if you eat it or not."

"ate!"

The answer was still that answer, but the movement of his hand did not stop, otherwise it would give Mu Xi the illusion that I was a thief.

This girl is too fond of horns, I retract the previous conclusion that she is similar to Xia Tong, Xia Tong is not as difficult as her.

"It's boring, I'm still stubborn when I was exposed. As a punishment for my benefactor, you have to give me a shrimp."

While talking, Mu Xi took the largest shrimp from my bowl, and didn't ask my opinion at all.

But as compensation, she gave me a green vegetable. This girl really knows how to do business, so she doesn't suffer at all.

"Mu Xi! Are you a robber? Are you acting so arrogant?"

"Hehe, the taste from someone else is different, thank you, Engong~~"

"Then eat quickly, we should part ways after eating..."

He threw all the remaining shrimp in Mu Xi's bowl, and now he always feels like he's taking care of an ignorant little sister?

strange~~~

soft into the arms

"Why? So fascinated?"

After entering class, I saw Xia Tong obsessed with the phone in front of her. She didn't even notice when I came back, so she could only reach out and pat her on the shoulder.

"Reading, I always have to find something to do when you're not here, and learn something along the way~~"

"is it?"

Xia Tong is really eager to learn, no wonder her grades are so good.

The so-called geniuses work hard in places that ordinary people can't see. I understood this again today, and I wanted to see what Xia Tong learned.

In her current situation, I think calculus and parametric equations should be pediatrics, and partial differential equations and vector spaces can't help her. It is really a waste not to prove Goldbach's conjecture, Riemann's conjecture and Hodge's conjecture.

But beyond my expectations, the so-called "learning things" in Xia Tong's mouth is not a bunch of symbols or letters that I can't understand, but rows and rows of Chinese characters, which is obviously a novel interface.

Stroking, teasing, blooming, trembling, panting, **, wide open...

These words that I am familiar with in ordinary times have been given new meanings in Xia Tong, and I can't see them any further, but if we continue at this pace, there may be burning heat, eruptions, and so on.

"Xia Tong classmate? Are you sure this is what you want to learn?"

Clicking on Xia Tong's mobile phone screen, the title of the book is obviously a female novel, but judging from the clips I have seen now, it is not too much to say that it is Xiao Huangwen.

It really doesn't matter to the boys when the girls get up in the car. Some familiar words are grouped together by these female authors. Why is the scale so large?

"Do you have an opinion?"

"No~~"

Just kidding, how dare I have an opinion, should she be a girl to watch the Dou Qi Hua Ma?Do not make jokes.

The vast majority of boys read books for the word "cool", but girls are very powerful, they read for the word "abuse".

Novels that send sugar all day long are boring. The bigger the misunderstanding between the male and female protagonists, the worse the relationship, and the more heartbroken they read, the more they like it.

I still remember reading a news article before, saying that a girl was poisoned by female channel texts, addicted to the domineering president and couldn't help herself. She was almost 30 years old and asked her boyfriend to kiss her awake every day.

I think Xia Tong should not do such stupid things. With Xia Tong's character, if she can be scolded to death in the female channel, the girl will replace the independent heroine, the domineering president and the sunny man. Hanging around by her side, it can be said that there is no one like her.

"Then sit down, it's time for me to ask you a few questions."

Xia Tong said that she put away her mobile phone, and I had already prepared, and now I sit in the chair obediently, after all, I can't escape Xia Tong's interrogation.

"Ask, I'm sure I know everything and say everything."

Whether Xia Tong believes it or not, I don't believe it anyway, how could I really tell her what Jiang Chen and I were talking about?

"Don't be joking, keep your attitude straight, keep your waist straight, and put your hands on your knees."

But what I didn't expect was that Xia Tong stared at me with a serious face, and even asked for my sitting position. Is this a joke?

"Don't make trouble! So many people are watching!"

Although other people couldn't hear what Xia Tong and I were saying, there was obviously something wrong with sitting face to face like this. Zhou Qi even gave me a gloating look.

Can not be done……

If I was so "beautiful" sitting in front of Xia Tong, wouldn't I be laughed at by other boys?

She agreed to save face for me outside, and agreed to be a considerate girlfriend outside, how could Xia Tong go back on her word, she would have no problem letting me kneel on the keyboard at home, but not here!

"Just look at them, what's our business? Come on, I have a bunch of questions to ask you, put your attitude straight, if I find out that you are lying, you will die!"

"Then let's go out and talk? There's still a little time now, shall we go to the rooftop?"

As long as I don't expose my identity as a "strict wife" in front of so many people, I can do whatever I want.

Isn't there no one on the rooftop? Then don't let me sit, it's fine for me to hold my head and squat down, as long as Xia Tong is happy, boys' face is not for showing off in front of girls.

And the most important thing is that if something is revealed, I can play it on the rooftop, and I can't even coax Xia Tong here.

"Alright, but I can't walk right now, I have to shout "wife" to get up, who do you want to call? "

When she said this, Xia Tong deliberately kept her voice very low, but to me every word was extremely clear.

And to be honest, she's laughing really badly now, if it wasn't for the sake of so many people watching, I'd have to tear her mouth to pieces.

"Are you taking advantage of the fire?"

Either expose your identity as a "strict wife" in front of your classmates, sit upright in front of Xia Tong's face like a primary school student, and at the same time bear the chaotic situation after lying and being discovered by Xia Tong.

Either he would just obediently come to her ear and call his wife, and solve the current trouble without bloodshed. No matter how you look at it, the latter is more cost-effective.

Xia Tong still saved me some face when she was outside, but she was absolutely welcome when she could take advantage of the fire. This should be the third or fourth time I called her wife. Once there is a precedent, if you want to block it later, you can Living.