Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Hmm~ I haven't smelled this for a long time, I really want to sleep here forever."

"Don't pretend to be deaf!"

I just don't understand, doesn't Xia Tong feel ashamed, I can't stand it now, how can anyone smell other people's beds like this!

"Ye Xi, hurry up and take a shower, I have to take a shower after you finish it! It's really impossible for us to go together?"

"Ancestor! I brought you back, can't you give me a break?"

Does Xia Tong have to do everything she planned?

It's not that there are no vacancies in my house. It's better than now if she sneaks over in the middle of the night. Who would believe her when she slept in and said "innocence"?

"No! It's you... Now that you have brought me back, can't you accept the reality? Don't you find it boring to always say things like this?"

"Then you live with me so openly?"

"Yeah! You said "please give me more advice for the rest of my life", then I think it's good, and my mother has no objection..."

"I'm done, then you sleep here, I'll sleep in the study, right?"

Why do I say "please give me more advice for the rest of my life"?Such nauseous words shouldn't be my lines!

"you try?"

"Hey! My temper, this is my home, just try it!"

Did Xia Tong put her status too high, why is she still threatening me now, not afraid of what I will do to her?

"Then I'll go and complain to my mother, see if she'll help me or help you!"

"you……"

"What are you? You're not going to take a bath, I'm going!"

asphyxia

"Huh? Brat, why are you alone, Xiaotong? Did you go to the bathroom?"

"Yes, people also have to take a bath..."

Although the sound of water has not been heard yet, I should have known it when I saw the locked sliding door.

Xia Tong is not a dirty child. She ran an eight hundred this afternoon. How could she sleep with a sticky body without taking a bath?

"That's it, that's just right..."

"What's just right? No, Mom, can you just say a few words? Are you just watching Xia Tong fooling around like that?"

I'm too lazy to worry about what "just" means. Anyway, it's definitely not a good thing. Xia Tong's mother's attitude today has made me feel very uncertain. I didn't expect to be frustrated with my mother after returning home.

Now the words "move the boat with the current" are really suitable for her. She doesn't have the dignity of a parent at all. She just watched Xia Tong walk into my room without saying a single word of retention.

"Then what do you want me to say?"

"Bullshit! Are you really going to let Xia Tong sleep with me? You're helping me get rid of her..."

Although it is not the first time that Xia Tong and I have shared the same bed, the same sentence, as long as it is not discovered by others, it does not exist. Today and before are completely different concepts, the game of newlyweds is not We should play now.

As long as tonight is over, whether it's my parents, Xiaoxi Tangtang, or You Lin and Tina who didn't see it tonight, they'll all know about it. How embarrassing it would be to wake up and meet tomorrow?

When "adolescent restlessness" meets "lonely man and widow", who would believe it if you say something doesn't happen?

Mom has already given the bracelet to Xia Tong. If I sleep with Xia Tong again, then she will really start planning my engagement with Xia Tong...

"You're a boy and you don't suffer, why are you so wronged?"

"You are really my mother. It's not a question of whether you will suffer or not. Why don't you understand it? Instead, think about it in a different position!"

Again, if Xiaoxi went to stay at another boy's house at this time, then the boy's parents would have a tacit attitude towards "sleeping together".

So whether or not Xiaoxi voluntarily did this, my mother knew that she would be happy?

I think with my toes, I know she will be grumpy, why can't she turn this corner now?

"What are you thinking about? Hurry up and shut up for me! Xiaotong has spoken now. What are you babbling about here, and then make the girls sad..."

"???"

Inexplicably, I was scolded by my mother, and now I feel helpless except for the grievances. Why is there not even a normal person in the family?

The only thing my father thinks might be on the same line of thought is that he has to look at his mother's face when he speaks, otherwise it will not be a dispute between mother and son but a battle between husband and wife, and my father will die miserably!

"But I'll say hello to you first. It's going to be sleep. Don't kill me. Her parents won't be able to explain it later."

"No! You...I..."

Her lips twitched a few times, and she didn't know what to say about my mother. How did she live in the past 30 years? Why can she say such things now? She doesn't care too much about her "mother" personality, right?

My father is really a ruthless man. At first, he was able to endure a girl like my mother, but now even I sigh, how can Xia Tongzuo be as good as my mother?

"Auntie? You're here..."

"Hmm! Did you put the dirty clothes in the basket?"

"Well, it's all inside..."

After Xia Tong walked in with her hair wrapped in a towel, my mother's attention shifted from me to Xia Tong. Anyway, her chat with me was over, and there was no nutrition in the middle, just to pass the time. gossip.

"Then I'll go wash it, it should be dry tomorrow morning, remember to collect it when you leave?!"

My mother gave me one last look before going out, and now she seems to be "warning" me with her eyes.

It's okay to sleep, but it's not okay to kill people. If I take Xiatong to have an abortion, her parents will bring someone to the door in less than 10 minutes.

"It's not in a hurry, you can leave it here! If I come here often in the future, it seems inconvenient to always bring clothes..."

Seeing Xia Tong say this with a smile, my brows couldn't help but twitch.

If I hadn't seen my mother still here, I would have to tear this girl's mouth to pieces. What is she talking about, is she really planning to settle in my house?

And looking at the expression on her mother's face, Xia Tong's words seem to have touched her heart. Now, not to mention how happy she is, she is almost going to give her a warm hug...

"Also, I'll pick some clothes for you later, and you can bring someone with you when you come over next time. You can still trust Auntie's taste."

"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Thank you auntie!"

After a few words, one big and one small, an eye-popping thing was settled. I am a bit embarrassed to stay here now, it seems that I have always been the superfluous one, and none of them have considered my opinion. what.

Even my mother was uneasy before going out. She whispered in Xia Tong's ear, and she didn't know what she was talking about, but Xia Tong, the girl's mouth, was almost grinning to the sky. Not a good thing.

……

……

"Hey, what did my mother tell you?"

As soon as my mother left the room on the front foot, I asked Xia Tong on the back foot. Looking at the friendly smile of the girl in front of me, I suddenly had a very bad feeling in my heart, similar to the feeling of being plotted against others. Was it sold by my mother again?

"I won't tell you~~ hehehe~~"

"Say it!"

She grabbed Xia Tong's cheeks directly, she still had the courage to say "don't say" with a smile?

"Oh, you hurt me~~"

"You said it won't hurt anymore, otherwise the more pain will be behind."

The inner unease is getting heavier and heavier. Xia Tong has been taught by me to still laugh so happily. According to the principle of conservation of mood, there must be a happier thing to suppress her current unhappy emotions.

What exactly did my mother tell her, how could she be stimulated like this, wouldn't it be agreeing to something that shouldn't be agreed, right?

"I really can't say this, it's a secret between me and my mother!"

"Secretly, you laugh so happily, why are you fooling the ghost?"

I am more and more sure that this matter is not that simple, and there is an [-]% possibility that it is related to me, and the strength in my hands is getting bigger and bigger at the moment...

Today, I have to pry Xia Tong's mouth open. I must not let her go in such a confused way. After that, I don't know how I fell into the pit!

"Oh, oh! Stop pulling, can't I tell you?"

"Say!"

"It's nothing, it's just that Mom told me to be firmer, don't promise you so easily!"

"Depend on!"

After all, he couldn't help but let out a foul language. After all, this person is still his own mother.

And what I didn't expect was that there was actually Xia Tong's reserved character in her mind. If it wasn't for her son who was always sitting in his arms, this grandson would have been hugged by her long ago!

"But I'm still a good talker, just beg me, let's not tell Mom..."

?(o?o?)??

"I'm not interested, I'm going to take a bath."

Pretending not to see Xia Tong's deliberate cuteness, she turned around and went to the closet to pack her clothes.

I really can't let Xia Tong sleep here today, I have to find a reason to let her go, or find a reason to let me go.

"Ye Xi? So you still wear such fancy underwear?!"

"Seeing too many long needle eyes~~"

I turned my head and gave Xia Tong a white look, but what she got was her arrogant smile of "taking an inch". My current mood is really strange, and I'm not even a little embarrassed.

My underwear just has a little more color and pattern, what does it have to do with "flowers", I personally think it's pretty good-looking, there's a sci-fi style in it, what's so shameful about it?

"Don't, look at my future husband with a needle eye?"

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Hearing the thumping sound behind him, he looked down at the extra pair of Rouyi around his waist, and now even turning around has become a luxury, and his body was locked in place by Xia Tong.

When I heard her get out of bed just now, I knew something was wrong, but I didn't expect her to move so fast. Before I even turned around, she hugged me from behind.

"Ye Xi, haven't we kissed for a long time?"

Xia Tong slowly turned in front of me, a pair of big eyes blinking around, it sounds like a question at first glance, but strictly speaking, it should be an unquestionable order.

"Let's talk when I get back, if I don't go out to take a shower, I'll be suspected..."

It's really unreasonable for a man and a woman to stay silent in the room for so long, and Xiaoxi and the others will definitely be muttering in their hearts.