Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Don't worry, I'll bring a cup here..."

As she spoke, she showed me the "cute" pink cup in her hand, and I didn't know what she was trying to show. The two of us didn't seem to have the same way of thinking, and her brain should have been caught by the door.

"I've served you, wait, I'll get something for you to eat!"

After doing so many things in the morning, none of these people woke up, or in other words, none of them saw it.

If Xiaoxi went home and slept well last night, and came to Tina to play early this morning, I would definitely see the hearty breakfast I prepared for them. .

I feel more and more like an old mother now, what does it have to do with me whether Xiaoxi and the others are starving, can they still starve to death with so much in the refrigerator?What am I fooling around here?

……

After I went back, I simply boiled some oatmeal with milk. I originally wanted to fry some eggs to make sandwiches, but when the refrigerator was opened, I found that the food was out of food.

Originally, I thought that eggs are fragile, so I can buy them at the gate of the community, but this time Fang Yiyi and I bought too many things, and the taxis drove directly to the downstairs. I forgot all about it. Now Had to use mayonnaise instead, with the bacon and sausage made in the morning, a sandwich that could not be "perfunctory" was out of the oven.

"Ancestors, come and eat!"

Prepared everything for them, but did not see Fang Yiyi's shadow, so they had to go to You Lin's side to find Fang Yiyi's trace.

But I never imagined that Fang Yiyi was actually doing what I just did, helping Tina tidy up the room, and was much more careful than me.

For example, at the beginning of the game, I just threw it into the storage box at will, but Fang Yiyi arranged them neatly, not obsessive-compulsive disorder.

A good wife and a good mother... a good wife and a good mother...

"Don't pack up, you probably didn't eat breakfast when you got up so early. I just happen to be hungry now, shall we?"

Although the feeling in the palm of the hand has not completely disappeared, it is still a little awkward to be alone, but Fang Yiyi must have woken up earlier than me. I can even pull two slices of bread to put it on my stomach in the morning. She can't do this at home, I'm afraid even When she got up, she tiptoed, for fear of waking up her stepmother and Fang Xuan.

"No need, I'll clean up here."

"You're not a nanny. They'll definitely have to play later, so there's no need to be so serious."

Seeing that Fang Yiyi still wanted to continue tidying up, she stretched out her hand and pulled her up, not caring about whether a man or a woman would not kiss her, and forcibly pushed her out against her back.

Now Xiaoxi and the others should all have breakfast at my house. How can Fang Yiyi be alone? Everyone is not an outsider, so there is no need to be so polite!

……

"Well, everyone is here today, and I'll make rules for the two of you."

I knocked on the table in front of Xiaoxi and Tang Tang with my hands. As the saying goes, the elder brother is like a father, and my mother doesn't care about anything, so why don't I have to worry about them like an old mother?

"You are not allowed to play games when you are in class the next day."

Originally, there is not enough time to finish homework every day. If you swipe your phone, you will fall asleep. How can you give them the time to slowly break through the level and brush the plot?

"If you don't have class the next day, you can't play games more than twelve o'clock. After twelve o'clock, go to bed obediently for me!"

"Ah? That's too boring, isn't it?"

Before Xiaoxi and Tang Tang could speak, Tina was the first to speak, but as soon as she spoke, You Lin glared back, and drank the cereal with her head lowered.

"The two of them are about to take the senior high school entrance examination. Isn't it nonsense that you are playing with them like this at this time?"

I just said that You Lin is sensible and won't let me worry about it. Before I told her, she saw it for herself, which is more caring than the caring little padded jacket.

I can't teach Tina a lesson, it would be more appropriate for her to speak.

"But isn't the high school entrance exam very easy? So why are you nervous?"

"Please, can the high school entrance examination in Singapore and China be the same? Your Chinese is our primary school language, and you can read basic mathematics, physics and chemistry. The only difficult English is you, a foreigner, what do you think?"

There are too many people and everything is hell mode, and you will die miserably with the mentality of playing.

only……

"Did Tina take the test too?"

"Well, in name, you can't graduate from elementary school in the future, right?"

"understood."

For such a big star, it's really hard to see if the diploma is in elementary school, and then he has to be a master's doctor, right?

"What about your two little ancestors? Is it OK?"

Xiaoxi and Tang Tang looked at each other, neither of them said a word, but reached out and made an OK gesture at me.

"Okay! Okay!"

good brother = conspiracy

beep-

My phone rang in my pocket while washing the dishes. Before I even had time to wipe my hands, I hurriedly took the phone out of my pocket.

Because in my knowledge, there are only two people who can call me at this time, one is Jiang Chen, the other is Xia Tong, I can't afford to neglect either.

Especially Xia Tong, when I was in the cemetery before, because of my words, the atmosphere between the two of us became awkward. Now, whenever there is any opportunity to ease, I will not let it go, but when When I saw the caller clearly, it was full of fire, but now it became dull. I began to regret why I didn't dry my hands before answering the call.

Is this thing worth doing?Obviously not worth it!

"Ancestor, what are you doing, I'm washing the dishes!"

Xiaoxi should be at Youlin's side now. After dinner, a few people were pulled back by Tina. If you go out, you can't tell me. There are two doors in the middle. Is there any need to call?

Being diligent and thrifty is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Xiaoxi obviously does not understand this truth. There is nothing in this world that is more like taking off your pants and farting.

"Why are you washing up late? What's the best way to wash the dishes?"

"There's nothing to wash. If you help me, I won't wash it."

Just hang up the phone and put a sick hat on Xiaoxi in my heart. I have never felt that washing dishes is such a happy thing, at best I don't hate it. The last time I was with You Lin was the exception among the exceptions. .

I don't know how to describe that emotion. It doesn't seem very appropriate to say "happy", and it doesn't seem very appropriate to say "happiness".

The saying "matching men and women, work is not tiring" can be passed down to this day, and naturally there is a reason why it has been passed down to this day. No matter what you do, as long as you have someone to accompany you, it is indeed easier, both physically and mentally. , the effect of the opposite sex will be doubled.

Although I was reluctant to let Xiaoxi wash the dishes, her sarcastic behavior would be punished with an iron fist of justice. If it wasn't for Fang Yiyi's face, I owed her an incomparably huge favor in the carriage. Will pull the brook to accompany me.

beep-

But as soon as my hand touched the bowl, the phone rang again. Fortunately, I didn't put the phone in my pocket this time, and I could see at a glance who the caller was.

This girl, Xiaoxi, is really endless. Her brain must be caught by the door, so she will harass me when she has nothing to do.

If it's really important, why don't you come over and say, is she really in such a hurry that she can't even spare a minute?

"Fuck off!"

He whispered something in his mouth and hung up the phone directly, but within three seconds, the third call came in again.

"Ye Xi, do you want me to beat you up?"

I swear, I really want to beat Xiaoxi and let her know how valuable the phone bill is, some experience money can't buy, and I have to hand over a knife.

"Why are you beating me up? Stop washing the dishes!"

"Are you crowded by the door? What are you harassing me for?"

According to my inference, Xiaoxi should be playing games with Tina and the others now, instead of constantly harassing me through her mobile phone, unless she is playing Truth or Dare, then I have nothing to say but admit it.

"Wash the dishes at night, let's play games first!"

"I'm playing with your sister."

I think I know why she is so tireless to harass me, this is really a brain caught in the door, otherwise why would she do such a stupid thing?

"Come on, it's lively when there are so many people..."

I don't deny Xiaoxi's truth, but I also don't agree with Xiaoxi's statement. I said "there are few people", so when will it be her turn?

"Didn't Fang Yiyi be pulled over by you?"

Tina, Tang Tang, Fang Yiyi plus herself, what can't the four of them play, no matter how many Tinas there are not so many game consoles?

"The more the better, it's really boring to have fewer people."

"Farewell! Your dear brother is going to wash the dishes, have fun yourself..."

I really don't feel the game, at best I don't hate it. If I had to choose between sleeping and the game, I would definitely choose the former.

This kind of thinking change of normal people should be in college. Before college, it was managed by parents and teachers.

As the saying goes, if you have pressure, you will be motivated, and if you have motivation, you will be interested. It is common to skip classes and go online. If you can, it is estimated that more than half of people will choose to stay in Internet cafes and not go to class.

So after graduating from high school, there is a period of time that can be called a period of indulgence, and all the pressure accumulated to a certain extent is released.

Travel, online games, parties, all the fun things I can't wait to play all over, but it won't take long after that to enter the time of the sage.

When there is no pressure, there is no motivation. I used to play games secretly, but now I can play it upright, but it is boring. After that, I am overwhelmed by work, and there are even fewer people who are free to play games. In this state, premature aging.

The usual homework is enough, and when I come back, I have to take care of these little ancestors. Xiaoxi still insists on recruiting me.

I really just want to get some sleep right now. I slept until I made dinner. Even if I hurried some homework in the evening, it was over, and the day was still very fulfilling.

……

bang——

"Come on, Sister You Lin is here, how bad is it that you are just one away from me?"

Seeing that the phone call was useless, Xiaoxi was finally willing to come to me in person. It was really hard for her, and she did everything she could to pull me into the water.

"You Lin was also lied to by you?"

The most important information in this sentence is this. You Lin should also not be interested in games. Occasionally watching TV and swiping mobile phones are all pastimes.

We're very similar in this regard, no trouble in places that shouldn't be troublesome, no desire to hang out, and we can spend our entire vacation at home.

"It's nothing to do with me. Sister Tina did it. Originally, Sister You Lin wanted to go back to her room, but Sister Tina was holding onto Sister You Lin's thigh and wouldn't let her go. The two of them dragged her on the ground..."

"Stop... I have a picture."

It's a pity that Sister Jing is not here, otherwise, knowing that Tina is ruining her idol image in front of outsiders, she has to teach her a hard lesson?

There is also Tang Tang. When I see such a shameless side of my idol, I'm afraid she can't accept it. What if she loses her fans later?

"Come on, come on, my good brother~~ It's a holiday tomorrow anyway, so you have nothing to do, right?"

"Wait, what did you just call me?"

Why does it sound so awkward, goosebumps all over my body, this is really disgusting by Xiaoxi.