Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

But if this is a dream, then this dream is too real.

It is true that there is a saying of "repaying one's debts with flesh", but that is all what boys want from girls, and I don't believe that this is what You Lin would say to me. The thinking is too jumpy, and they can become the world. champion.

"You see clearly! Meat repayment means... using your body as capital to repay others!"

Pointing to the screen of the mobile phone again, he read out the literal meaning of the meat compensation word by word.

"and then?"

I admit that there is such a sentence on the Wikipedia, but did she not notice the extended meaning behind the literal meaning?

What I understand is the extended meaning of this interpretation, and it is also the idea of ​​most normal people, using "body" to repay human feelings.

"I want you to be my shield, a fake boyfriend!"

"I've served you! Then say it well and scare me!"

This is really a kind of "meat compensation" to some extent, put me in front of her, and then write four big characters on the forehead, famous flowers have owners!

Let all those of the opposite sex who have ideas about You Lin get away from me, and don't have any unrealistic ideas.

"Haha... Wouldn't it be fun to say that? Do you see how scared you are?"

I couldn't help laughing. If she had told me with such a smile earlier, I wouldn't have misunderstood so much.

But her expression just now was so serious that she didn't want to discuss it with me at all, and I even had the illusion that she was informing me of an upcoming fact.

"Your taste is too strange... it's better to change it as soon as possible!"

You Lin and Xia Tong are actually a kind of person. They are very smart, so they are good at using their wisdom to tease others.

But the premise of this kind of teasing is that it will not make people feel unpleasant, it is just a simple joke, and it can be laughed off after the fact.

At this point, the two of them are not bad, the basic values ​​are still there, and Xia Tong only occasionally gives me a headache, but I never expected that You Lin would play such a big game as soon as she made a move.

"How? Do you agree?"

"It's okay to promise..."

It's not the first time I've been a shield. Although I can't say that I have experienced a hundred battles, the worst is like a duck in water.

At first, it was to block Fang Xuan for Xia Tong. Downstairs in Class A, I took the initiative to paste it up. Now it has become Xia Tong's close-fitting soft armor.

Then there is Xiaoxi. Hua Tao, that stinky boy, doesn't know how high the sky is, and he dared to think about Xiaoxi in junior high school.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't do anything terribly wrong, he would have eaten my iron fist earlier than Fang Xuan, and it was the kind of dead hand.

"But since he knows that you don't like him, what are you going to do with the shield?"

Generally, the role of the shield is to forcibly cook the raw rice into mature rice when the girl is inconvenient to refuse, or is too lazy to refuse, and then puts a bowl of rice in front of the person.

Tell him that this girl is mine, and I will go by myself when I get to know each other.

But the attitude between them is already very clear, Lang Youqing concubine has no intention, the shield is a bit redundant, what should I help her block?

"Because he never said he liked me, but the whole world knows that he likes me!"

"All kinds of gifts, all kinds of topics... I really can't stand it."

Being liked by a perfect boy like Ghost should be very happy for the vast majority of girls, and judging from You Lin's words, this is another infatuated species, and no matter how you look at it, it is a perfect love object.

However, Ghost's situation is similar to Zhou Qi, and he fell in love with the wrong person again.

Emotions are really strange, you never know what kind of surprise it will give you, and what kind of despair it will give you.

When Ghost saw You Lin for the first time, he must have felt that he was the darling of the world, that he had a good harvest in both career and love, and the next life filled him with hope.

But afterward, You Lin's attitude probably made him doubt his life for a while. He would never have thought of the current situation with the ups and downs that belonged to him alone.

"I agree, it's impossible; I don't agree, he hasn't changed; I'm silent, he still hasn't changed, isn't that delaying others?"

It's true to hear You Lin say this. There are only three ways to go about Ghost, but now these three ways can't work, so it's no wonder she has such a headache...

"So you want me to be this shield, just to make him restrain himself?"

In the end, You Lin chose to use a gentle way to make Ghost give up.

The girl you like has a boyfriend, and with his kind of gentleman as his style, shouldn't he be diligent again?

You Lin is my "girlfriend" anyway, so it's not his turn to give gifts, so where do you put the face of my "boyfriend"?

"He won't hold back. I know his character, and he will definitely give gifts in some strange identities, such as seniors, senior brothers..."

"I won't do anything that crosses the line, I won't say anything straightforward, I'm just being nice to me, isn't that awkward?!"

Is Ghost still so "unreasonable"?

The two of them don't have any close relationship at all, but they are short-handed and short-handed. With You Lin's tone, I wish they had never met before, otherwise they wouldn't "disaster" such an excellent young man.

The Guo Xiang in Jin Yong's writings is "the first meeting at Fengling Ferry, the first meeting Yang Guo misses the life", and now Ghost is the same, "the first meeting in the XX hospital, the first meeting You Lin misses the life"...

"Then since you know him like this, can I block the arrow?"

The premise of blocking arrows is that people have to shoot arrows first, but what Ghost shoots is flowers and wine, how can I block this?

Did I pluck the petals, or did I drink the wine?

And in good conscience, there is absolutely no comparison between me and Ghost, whether it's looks, achievements, or toughness in character, it's all like this, will people take me seriously?

"He's a good guy, and he knows I'm a good guy, so I have to trouble you to be a bad guy this time!"

"That what... I won't do anything against the law!"

It's a little creepy to be stared at by You Lin so directly. Is it because the air conditioner temperature is too low and the back is a little cold?

"What do you want? I want you to be the little vinegar king of East Asia!"

"What?"

Isn't that what I used to make fun of Xia Tong?

What does it have to do with me being the little vinegar king?

"As far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, telling him that we have a lifelong relationship since childhood, there shouldn't be any flaws, right?"

"Um... it should be?"

You Lin and I are so familiar with each other that we even have access to the bedroom. Few childhood sweethearts can do this alone.

Moreover, the word childhood sweetheart is really mysterious. There are many men and women who have grown up together since childhood, but the relationship between me and You Lin can be maintained. There are really very few, almost none.

Not to mention that our relationship has been interrupted for three years, and now this situation is really like a dream.

"And then...if he comes to me, you will be a little more jealous between the lines!"

"You're not happy when I talk to him; you're not happy when I smile at him; you're even less happy when I receive a gift from him! Write the words "unhappy" on your face."

This is really the little vinegar king of East Asia. Xia Tong has not been so rude to me and Fang Yiyi. If there is such a boy, it is really a piece of shit luck, otherwise, how can it be favored by You Lin?

This possessiveness is also too strong, and compared with Ghost, it is completely different, it is a character flaw!

"It's a matter of course, I just need to say that you don't like me meeting with him, and you don't like him giving me gifts, then everything will be OK!"

"Can he believe it?"

I don't care what You Lin said, I can do what she says, I have no reason to reject her.

But I still say that, when our play is made, will the audience watch it?

If this is revealed by Ghost, I am afraid it will be even more embarrassing, because You Lin has no more familiar boys. I am her first chance and her last chance.

Once I fail here, Ghost will never give up.

"It depends on your acting skills. As long as we move closer, he has to believe it if he doesn't!"

"Then...would it be a bit too cruel? Ghost seems to be pretty good."

After listening to You Lin's description, Ghost is not a person like Fang Xuan. He is affectionate, righteous and affectionate. I feel really sorry for lying to him like this.

If it wasn't to help You Lin, I would definitely not do such a thing.

"Draging him will only be more cruel, I have someone I like!"

"Who?"

I asked this question subconsciously. You Lin has a boy she likes, but I don't know it at all. Did you meet him in Singapore?

But didn't she say that she only knew two boys, me and Ghost?

"Who else could it be? It's you! Ye Xi?!"

false but not true

"Don't! Don't! Don't! You can't talk nonsense like this!"

Aren't we talking about Ghost, why did the conversation suddenly turn to me?

And what is this sudden "confession"? Am I really so confused that I can have such unreasonable hallucinations?

"That's good! Ye Xi, why do you think I'm joking?"

Putting his arms on the table, his hands resting on his chin, he stared at me seriously, his eyes narrowed slightly at this moment.

The last time I saw my own reflection in other people's eyes was at Xia Tong's side. Before kissing, there would be a gaze motion, which is the least respect.

Everyone says that the eyes are the windows to the soul. This is true. There are only two situations in which people will look at others, and they will look at each other without giving up.

One is that when you want to fight, the loser who takes his eyes off first has collapsed in momentum; the other is when he expresses his sincerity, he proves that he is not lying, that he is sincere or something.

You Lin is not the former, but I really don't believe she is the latter. How could this be her sincerity?

"Ye Xi, how long have we known each other?"

"Sixteen!"

There is no need to hesitate about this question. You Lin and I are both born in the same delivery room.

After Mom and Aunt Han graduated from college, because we became "roommates" again, no one in this world can be closer than us!

So I have known You Lin for as long as I was born.

Under the circumstance that the relationship between the parents is extremely stable, there has been no conflict from childhood to adulthood, and the relationship is so good that it is even more relative than relatives.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have been depressed for so long after You Lin left without saying goodbye.

And from that time on, Xiaoxi had a grudge against You Lin in his heart. Although the scar has now been filled, the scar is still there, and it will never return to the original situation.