Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Don't! Can't I be wrong? I'll talk about the big truth later, I'm a puppy!"

She quickly reached out and grabbed You Lin's ankle. She seemed to be serious this time. It took me a long time to wash myself off. What would I do if I was suffocated tonight?

"Let go! Let go! If you don't let go, I'll bite you!"

My apology was heard by You Lin as "a wolf's ambition" and "misconduct", but now she has the guts to kick me with her calf, and she just happened to kick me in the face several times.

"Then you bite!"

What is there to say?

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

Although I admit that I am conspiring to do something wrong, and I can't beat or scold this wife, I can't let her ride on my head so easily, especially in the ambiguous space of the bedroom.

Even if it is for the sake of future sexual happiness, what I say tonight has to revive my husband.

The newly married You Lin is so cute, I said one she dared not to say two, she has to pose whatever pose she wants, how can she be so rebellious as she is now?

"No, Dizzy hasn't fallen asleep yet, don't be fooled..."

"Don't come! You said she slept like a pig before I took a shower."

Too lazy to listen to You Lin's redundant explanations, she turned off the lights and undressed in one go!

521 You Lin's Miscellaneous Talk (put a copy here, easy to find)

"Ye Dong, your wife just complained that you don't understand the style, do you have anything to refute?"

"No."

Dotingly squeezed You Lin's palm, her thoughts returned to a long, long time ago.

……

When she was a child, she asked me to guess who she liked. I guessed all over her circle of friends and couldn't get the correct answer. After that, I watched her persevere.

I said: how about you tell me how many strokes his name has.

She said: Nineteen.

I've been guessing this answer for years.

……

One more time.

She asked me: what kind of girlfriend do you like?

I say look at the feel.

She asked: what about me?

I said, you are too familiar to start.

……

One more time.

I said if you squeeze my nose again, I will kiss you and take your first kiss.

She said if you dare, she reached out and pinched me again.

First warning!

Second warning!

Third warning!

Ultimatum!

Don't say anything! !

Well, you are cruel, I admit defeat.

……

One more time.

I watched a horror movie with her at her house, and she shook and shook with her long white legs on top of me, and tickled my ears with her feet, which was eventually taken off by me.

At that time, besides her, I had two cats in my arms. There should be no two damn cats between ordinary couples.

……

One more time.

I asked her to accompany me to the junior high school party.

She asked: I don't know each other, so what is my identity to participate in?

I say childhood sweethearts.

So I went to that party alone.

……

One more time.

When I got home in the evening, I didn't enter the house. I said what are you doing, hurry up, my sister is still at home waiting for me to cook.

She pointed to the door of her own house and asked if I had anything to say.

I said no, and she came to my house to cook with me.

Later I found out why she always looked at me with a resentful look when she was cooking.

……

One more time.

When I was in college, I was coaxed by my class to make a confession. After school, she asked me: Are you telling the truth at noon?

Of course I was joking!

She asked me who I liked and I said "guess".

She said that I couldn't guess, but she had to listen to me, and I said it was your abstention.

……

One more time.

She asked me to send her a painting, I said should I paint you or me, she said I wanted you.

Then I drew a heroic Changshan Zhao Zilong for her, and she laughed for a lifetime, saying that I had no self-awareness and should have drawn Zhang Yide, a man of Yan.

That painting is still hanging in my living room. Even my grandson really thought his grandfather was Changshan Zhao Zilong at first, and even went to kindergarten to brag about it.

……

One more time.

She asked me, what do you think of me over the years.

I say childhood sweethearts!

anything else?

Neighbor!

anything else?

classmates!

anything else?

Same table!

Is it gone?

what else?It's all here!

……

One more time.

Run away from home playing with me at night, don't tell me where I am, and turn off my phone.

In fact, it was to see if I could find her, to test whether I had a good relationship with her, and then my first reaction was to call the police, and finally two police cars parked downstairs downstairs from her best girlfriend.

She said that it was the second time in her life that she saw a police uncle. The first time was when I fought someone in high school. She helped me to testify and record the transcript.

……

One more time.

A friend of hers also wanted to test her boyfriend, so he learned the trick of "running away from home" from her.

As a result, she was found by her boyfriend and brought home that night, and she became pregnant within a few months.

At the time, I thought that girl was really stupid. She ran away from home and didn't even look at her partner, thinking that everyone was like me, and she would not care about Liuxiahui.

After that, I often complained about that girl, saying that her IQ is too low, and she has no precautions when she goes out.

……

One more time.

She was about to crawl over me to get the phone, and I handed it to her.

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One more time.

She went out to play and deliberately held up the umbrella. I said what a boy I wanted to shade, so I took two steps to the side. After five seconds, she put the umbrella away.

……

One more time.

She scolded me in front of my mother, saying that I was "bullying" her at home.

No matter what I said, she began to criticize my "crimes" over the years, no matter how small or small.

Then my mother suddenly interjected, saying that she was blessed to have a sensible daughter-in-law like You Lin, and would tolerate my "crimes" unconditionally.