Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"I don't know when these two little things will come out, I'm so anxious..."

It is often said that giving birth to a woman is like walking through the gates of hell.

It is also said that the pain of childbirth has broken the human limit, equivalent to breaking 20 bones at the same time...

Someone once described the process of childbirth poetically: it is like a wave rushing towards the shore. It is gentle at first, but the wave gradually strengthens and gets bigger and bigger, until it becomes a rushing wave that hits the coast, and then the tide. Back off slowly.

But no matter how hype, it can't erase the pain of childbirth.

"Did you hear that, you have to come out soon, Dad is jealous!"

However, Fang Yiyi's entire pregnancy process was very smooth. There was no morning sickness, no insomnia, and various physical indicators were also very healthy. She could usually eat and sleep. Even the mother who accompanied the whole process felt that it was a bit unbelievable.

Now touching his chubby belly, his face is filled with a warm smile.

According to my mother, when I gave birth to me, it felt like a process of dying and then coming back to life. Before entering the delivery room, I had hallucinations in front of my eyes.

When I got on the operating table, I could clearly feel the bones being pulled apart, and when the pain was the most painful, I even felt that my stomach was about to burst.

This kind of pain to the bone marrow can be said to be painful to the limit, and finally it seems like a lot of people kicking the stomach.

The pain in labor is like the waist being broken. The scary thing is that it will repeat after a few minutes.

Of course, I didn't dare to let Fang Yiyi hear these words. I only talked to my mother when I was chatting occasionally. The only mistake I had to say was that I didn't notice Xiaoxi who was eavesdropping outside the door.

Originally, this girl was an unmarried person. After hearing this, her face turned pale with fright, and she became more determined not to find a husband or a boyfriend. She "stayed" at Fang Yiyi and me's house all day.

It's very helpless to say, Fang Yiyi and I are about to have children now, but she still lives with us. What do I give her a promise when I was in college, if I can't get married, I will depend on me. For the rest of my life, I will never give up and be a "nibbling old clan".

It must be replaced by others who would not be happy. There is no sister-in-law who lives with him all day long, but Fang Yiyi is very happy. Her relationship with Xiaoxi is even better than mine.

Often when I can't come back due to something in the company, my bed is occupied by Xiaoxi.

Sometimes I always feel that what my husband is doing is so insignificant that even my sister-in-law can overwhelm me.

"You said that I have accumulated a lot of blessings in my last life. Now I am very satisfied to have such a good wife as you. I am still born with a dragon and a phoenix. I just don't know who will come out first..."

My hands were dishonestly reaching into the quilt and touching Fang Yiyi's belly. Now I can clearly feel the vigorous vitality coming from inside. There are always irregular bumps on my belly, and sometimes I even feel The two of them are about to burst out.

According to the regulations, doctors must not reveal the gender of the fetus, but this kind of regulation is nothing in front of Rongsheng.

To be honest, when I found out that Fang Yiyi was pregnant, I was already very happy. The moment I knew it was a twin, my state was similar to being crazy.

From the first day I heard the news, I have been excited for more than half a year now. Yesterday was the expected date of delivery, but there has been no movement until now.

A group of people kept vigil here last night. It was so turbulent. This morning, I couldn't bear to go to the hospital downstairs to open a room to sleep. I thought about preparing for the war and starting all over again...

"What do you need to say? It must be my brother!"

"How are you so sure? Did they tell you?"

Reaching out and grabbing Fang Yiyi's little nose, I was relieved to see her smile.

During this month, I saw too many mothers who retreated from battle. There was a little girl in her 20s who was the most terrifying. In the later stage, her whole spirit collapsed, and she knelt on the ground and begged the doctor to help her give her child Aborted, but at that time she was about to reach her due date, and her family would naturally not agree.

After that, I didn't see her in this hospital. Maybe she was born, maybe she was aborted, it had nothing to do with me anyway.

But at the same age, Fang Yi

Although Fang Xuan can no longer be seen, Fang Yiyi still makes sense. Boys still have to be a little bit responsible. No matter who comes out first, it would be good for him to be a big brother.

"By the way, where's Xiaoxi? Should she be here at this time?"

"Maybe it was a delay on the way. Don't think about her all the time. Your husband is also very cute."

Deliberately put on a smiling face in front of Fang Yiyi, obviously I am her husband, why do you always think of Xiaoxi?Aren't you afraid that I will be jealous?

"Where are you so cute?" Yi's mentality was much better than hers, and she was ready to become a parent early, without fear at all.

These days, taking advantage of the time spent on the hospital bed, I was still pulling me to weave scarves for the two unborn cubs.

In fact, in my opinion, this is completely unnecessary. If they want to wear a scarf, then why not wait another year, but Fang Yiyi likes it, so I can only follow her temperament.

It's just that I really couldn't stand the torment of this needle and thread in the middle, and forcibly pushed this task on Xiaoxi, which was considered to be free, but the price was suffering from the two of them for several days.

"No, but they don't know who comes first. I said it's my brother! I'll let him spoil your sister like you spoil Xiaoxi in the future..."

"Haha, and you're scheming against your own son like that?"

I'm convinced. It turns out that the order of siblings is not according to birth order, but according to parents' preference.

Fortunately, Xiaoxi and I are not twins, otherwise, when I heard Fang Yiyi say such a sentence, I would have doubts about life at this time, wondering if my mother and father had plotted against me.

"Well, of course my son is in charge of me. It's better for girls to have a brother..."

"I'm sorry, my dear son, for putting you under pressure that you shouldn't bear at this age. I hope your sister will not be as "overbearing" as Aunt Xiaoxi, otherwise your parents will be daughter slaves, and you will not be able to live in the future. It's better~"

I kept stroking Fang Yiyi's belly. Some things in the past are inconvenient to mention. Xiaoxi, Fang Yiyi and Fang Xuan are the best comparisons.

"How cute do you say I am?"

In the morning light, Fang Yiyi's fair skin was coated with a pearl-like luster, as delicate as white porcelain.

Under the long eyelashes, there was a light blue circle. She really hadn't rested very well these days, and her chin was pointed, making her face even thinner.

Somewhere in the body throbbed, and the distance between Fang Yiyi and Fang Yiyi moved closer. His palms penetrated into the hem of her clothes and lingered on her waist. The delicate and smooth skin was like fine silk and satin. up.

There is no need to say more now, as long as you give Fang Yiyi a "you know" look, all the little secrets between husband and wife can't be hidden, and her face instantly flushed.

"Are you going to die?! I won't help you during the confinement period, you can solve it yourself..."

"Don't, don't, don't! Don't! Can't I be wrong? Feel the stomach, maybe they can hear my heart, and they will be more obedient when they come out later~~"

He honestly gave Fang Yiyi a "slap".

Everyone is so familiar, but Fang Yiyi still can't stand some dirty jokes, which makes me have the upper hand every time in bed, and she will always be the one who is "passively beaten".

But during the period of Fang Yiyi's pregnancy, the initiative was firmly in her hands. Without Fang Yiyi's "help", I can't imagine how I would have survived these few months. dead...

dong dong dong! !

"Sister Yiyi, here I come!"

Hearing the voice, his pupils dilated instantly, and Fang Yiyi looked at each other, quickly moved his hand away from Fang Yiyi's belly, and put down the clothes he just pulled up.

Otherwise, when you get up to eat, the scene will be very embarrassing. It's impossible to tell Xiaoxi that those two cubs are hungry, right?

"Why are you dressed so beautifully? Are you not afraid of recruiting wolves?"

The girl wears a very wide light pink sun hat and a light blue midi skirt that is slender. Although it is not tight, it outlines an extremely slender and graceful figure between the slight waves of the skirt.

The long hair is like ink, without any modification, and it naturally spreads to the waist. The most touching thing is the fresh and pure beauty on her body that cannot be described in words...

Although it was jumping in, it made people see an elf dancing lightly in the clouds in a trance.

The back that passed in front of me seemed to have exhausted all the brilliance between heaven and earth. Once people pay attention, they can no longer look away and forget all other existences.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that I watched Xiaoxi grow like this, I would not have believed that this was the little girl from the beginning.

Women's University has more than eighteen changes?

I am afraid that there are eighty changes in Xiaoxi!

These two little cubs will have such a beautiful aunt in the future, I am afraid they will die happily, right?

"Don't be afraid, these two little things may come out at some time. I have to dress up for the first time."

"Don't worry, they can't remember your..."

Fang Yiyi's child and I, the first words that I said must be my father or my mother.

If you dare to say aunt, then don't blame me for "righteous extermination" for driving Xiaoxi out.

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"What? Are you wearing perfume?"

When I got up to give way to Xiaoxi, I smelled a pungent fragrance. Now I sniffed Xiaoxi with my nose, and my brows couldn't help wrinkling.

The "righteous extermination of relatives" just now was fake, but if Xiaoxi really sprayed perfume now, then "righteous extermination of relatives" would probably become real.

"No, this smells of laundry detergent. Maybe I put too much? How dare I spray perfume like this, Sister Yiyi?"

"Then don't use this next time, it's better to wait and replace it for me..."

Xiaoxi said that if there is no, then it must be no. Besides, the expression on his face is really innocent, but the fragrance is still too strong. I feel like sneezing when I smell it, not to mention Fang Yiyi?

Now Fang Yiyi is very expensive, she can't bear any kind of stimulation, what if she sneeze when she smells this smell, and something happens to her stomach?

"Understood, then today you feed Sister Yiyi, and I won't come near."

"Row!"

Reaching out to take the porridge bowl in Xiaoxi's hand, now that there are many things in Xiaoxi, it is really convenient.

In the past, if you wanted to tell her to do something, it could be described as ascending to the sky, but now Fang Yiyi is different after she is pregnant.

I haven't thought about many things yet. She solved it on Baidu on her mobile phone. She bought all the things she might use early, and now she takes on the responsibility of our three meals a day delivery person. It is windy and rainy. Never be late.

"I don't want to drink porridge, I'll just drink a bowl of brown sugar water."

"It's okay to eat a little bit. The doctors your dad is looking for this time are all female doctors in their 40s and [-]s, and the nurses have all given birth to children. Even... then what is it, there is nothing to be ashamed of."

When I handed the porridge bowl to Fang Yiyi's mouth, she turned her head stubbornly.

If Fang Yiyi really has a bad appetite, then I will definitely not force her, but giving birth is a physical task, and I really can't stand on the operating table without eating something.

The reason why she doesn't want to eat now is because the last time she heard the doctor say that she might have sex when she gave birth to a child. In fact, this is nothing to the doctor, but it is really unacceptable to the other party Yiyi.

I can't even remember how many days Fang Yiyi has been drinking porridge, just because she is afraid of being embarrassed on the operating table, but this is already my bottom line, how can I make her go on a hunger strike in front of me?

"But I already ate it yesterday."

"Joke... Yesterday was yesterday, don't force me to call Mom over!"

Fang Yiyi is no longer a child, so how can she say such things when she is going to be a mother?

"In case you don't have the strength on the operating table, it's no joke. Don't hold the two children into fools again."

"Then a little..."

"No problem, just ten, is this the head office?"

"Ok!"

After getting Fang Yiyi's approval, I slowly slid the spoon down against the side of the bowl, and then filled a large spoonful. I was confident that I could solve all the rice grains in this bowl within ten spoonfuls.

Fang Yiyi has to eat whether she wants to or not. Who asked her to promise me? If I call my mother over, it will not benefit everyone. She will only make Fang Yiyi eat more.