Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

What is there to say?

There is no bad farming field, only exhausted cattle.

"See how you understand it. I think it's seduction. After all, I just got out of the shower."

"Then I'll take this as a curse."

You Lin's mood was a little too good today.

I would also like to learn time management if I could...

"then!"

Out of revenge, I helped You Lin choose the most revealing set.

"Come and help me get dressed."

The underwear that was thrown was thrown back by You Lin, and it just landed on top of my head, and a fragrant breath poured into my nostrils, which might be the smell of perversion.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

Thinking that Ye Xi is also a handsome seven-footed man, how can you allow You Lin to "insult"?

"What is this saying?"

"I took off my clothes for you last night. That should have been your task. You won't wear it for me when I get dressed today? Are you so leisurely and comfortable?"

You Lin hid herself under the covers, just stretched out her two long legs and dangled them in front of me, motioning me to help her put on her panties.

But what she didn't know was how much impact this action had on boys, it was simply tempting.

Snapped--

"Rise your ass!"

"It hurts~~"

"Then you asked me to help you wear it? Raise it up!"

Her hands were trembling when she lifted her panties, for fear that she would be fascinated for a while, and then You Lin took a shower for nothing.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

"!!!"

"Ye Xi! Linlin! Come down to eat~~"

"immediately."

He helped You Lin put on her underwear, and then tucked the underwear into the bed.

Fortunately, You Lin had foresight to lock the door ahead of time when she came in, otherwise, wouldn't this wave of You Lin and I explode in place?

Bang!Bang!Bang!

"Open the door! Open the door! I have something to look for Linlin!"

"roll!"

I said something in place of You Lin, yes, I said it in place of You Lin.

Now that You Lin has just put on her underwear, it is not a good choice to let Tina come in at this time.

"Open the door! Open the door! I really have something to look for Linlin!"

"Ye Xi... Open the door. Aunt Lin must have heard it so loud. She won't stop if you don't open the door. What if Aunt Lin becomes suspicious and asks us why we didn't open the door?"

"Damn, it turns out that there is still this stubble!"

You Lin knew her good best friend, and rushed to her room to cover the mess on the sheets, while opening the window to diffuse the smell of hormones in the air.

After that, he opened the door a crack and stuck his head out to meet Tina's gaze.

"What's the matter?"

The moment she saw me, Tina seemed to see the light and squeezed hard to the door.

"Let me in, out of the way."

"Ehhh!"

I didn't block it for a while and let Tina barge in. After confirming that no one else, especially Fang Yiyi, was following behind me, I quickly locked the door.

What I felt afterward was the atmosphere of an old father seeing his daughter getting married, and Tina's eyes were filled with relief.

"There's really a hormonal scent in the air."

"Can I let her go?"

You Lin blushed, and mine was even redder.

No one can be so heartless, I don't believe it if it's not intentional.

"How's it going? Would you like to thank me for my concert tickets last night?"

Tina shyly stabbed me in the lower abdomen with her elbow. Maybe it's not fair to You Lin to say this, but I really feel that Tina has the attitude of a prostitute, and then she opens her mouth and says, "Sir, how is our girl?".

"To be honest, I really want her to get out."

"Stingy, I didn't come to you! I'll give you scissors, should you use them?"

As Tina said, she took out a small pair of scissors from her pocket and handed it to You Lin. I didn't expect that these girlfriends would have a heart-to-heart relationship.

After watching You Lin go to the next door to cut the sheets, Tina whispered again beside me.

"Did you suddenly understand the meaning of "a moment in spring is worth a thousand dollars"?I didn't change it to an emperor last night! "

"..."

"Don't look at me with that look, I also prepared a gift for you."

"I reject."

Anything longer than a second to think about this kind of question is an insult to my IQ.

Tina will never give me gifts that normal people understand, as for those that are not understood by normal people, don't worry.

And I heard from You Lin that even Tina prepared the medicine last night, so even if she took out a bottle of divine oil and gave it to me, I wouldn't be particularly surprised.

"Don't be so arrogant, come and come! Sweets can replenish energy and make the brain happy. After yesterday's high-intensity battle, I think you should replenish some ammunition."

"WDNMD, candy???"

I really don't want to swear and eggplant.

But after Tina took out a handful of red candy with "囍" written on it from her pocket, I couldn't help it.

"Linlin also has a share. I won't say anything about other celebrations. I'm here to congratulate you that you will have your son early, and I will be a godmother early when I'm pregnant in college!"

"Thank you~~"

After You Lin took it, she thanked her earnestly. This is the most terrifying thing.

"Ye Xi! To tell you the truth, I still have a lot of itineraries, including the screenings of blockbusters, shopping coupons, and the opening ceremonies of some well-known stores. With Fang Yiyi's knowledge, the only people to deal with are Aunt Lin and Xiaoxi, when you want to live with Linlin in the two-person world, I can let you live in the two-person world whenever you want. When there is no one at home, the living room, kitchen, bathroom, and stairs are all up to you! It’s not enough! You can go to the entrance if you are excited..."

"Do you want to die?"

Finally, even You Lin couldn't listen anymore. Is what Tina said human?

It's all 2020, how about the entrance?Don't you know how Yu-ge died socially?

When the time comes, You Lin and I are at the entrance, and as soon as the door is opened, several pairs of eyes stare at us, and You Lin and I will probably end our lives.

"You Lin, can I let her get out now?"

"Don't ask me, I'm not familiar with her..."

"Hey! What do you mean by unfamiliarity? I finally put the two of you to bed, and you played me with the trick of "removing the grind and killing the donkey"? "

"..."

"Did you hear? Walk slowly, don't send it!"

Holding back her hands, she grabbed Tina's wrist and pushed her out the door.

I knew that the purpose of this person was not simple. The purpose of co-authoring was to see our jokes and to make fun of them. He even gave out wedding candy.

After preparing for so long, I finally helped You Lin achieve her wish. Presumably Tina has no desires now. If she keeps letting it go, she still doesn't know what she is going to say.

"Ehhh! I haven't interviewed Linlin's feelings yet... How can I say that I want to have a boyfriend in the future, and tell me your experience so that I won't be ashamed at that time! Did it hurt last night?"

"Interview with your sister! It hurts your brother-in-law! Get out!"

You Lin just said that so many postures were taught to her by Tina before, and now she is pretending to be innocent for me.

"Really..."

She sat down slowly against the door. By this time, You Lin had finished cutting the sheets, and cherished the small piece of cloth that was soaked in blood. Then, she walked up to me and spread out her hands at me.

"Ye Xi! Give me your candy."

"Oh……"

"I'll feed you one by one in the future."

Just as I was trying to understand the meaning of this sentence, You Lin snatched all the wedding candy from my hand, peeled one in front of me and threw it into my mouth, then kissed my lips and spread the candy with the tip of her tongue. come over.

Really sweet.

"Then... my current boyfriend's future husband, please give me more advice for the rest of my life~~"

cheap or not

this is life.

Not every day can be wonderful, nor can every day be full of laughter.

Most of the time people still have to work hard for their lives, careers and dreams.

Just like I gave up Xia Tong, Xia Tong also gave up on me, but then came You Lin and Fang Yiyi, the two sisters, taking advantage of the time I was single, took turns to cook "raw rice and cooked rice". ” This sentence is interpreted to the extreme.

Except that we haven't crossed the threshold of "multiplayer sports", we have done everything that we can think of and can't think of.

Especially Tina's air support, the tricks are so dizzying that they create opportunities for us. The most extreme one was Fang Yiyi and I lay naked on the bed for a day, until the group of them came back at night and went downstairs. At that time, Fang Yiyi and I both had soft legs.

Another time, Tina bought a gift for me and You Lin. After opening it, there were a bunch of utensils that are not suitable for children. Just looking at it will make people blush and heartbeat. It's been roped by me, which is outrageous.