Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Just eat that much?"

"I don't have a good appetite. I'm mainly apologizing to you today. After I apologize, why am I staying here?"

……

"How is it? Is there a sense of fulfillment in life?"

"Well, that's great!"

Hearing what Xia Shu said, Lu Qing glanced at Xia Tong who was going upstairs at a 45-degree angle, a sharp light flickered in his eyes, and a contemptuous smile emerged from the corner of his mouth.

"Isn't it time to think about taking her to see grandma? It's not just her apology to you that is late in this matter."

"After all, doing bad things with good intentions... Is there such a need?"

"What do you say? Aren't you going to tell Mom?"

"Plan! But this kind of thing should wait for her to speak."

"Wait for her to speak? You can really tell jokes, why do you apologize now that you don't have any points in your heart?"

Lu Qing made no secret of his disdainful attitude. The three of them had just played a house here.

Xia Tong knew the weight of her "apology", and she and Xia Shu also knew how perfunctory the "apology" was, but everyone still played their roles well, creating a harmonious relationship between husband and wife, parent-child Friendly picture.

It's disgusting!

"Then what do you say? I can accept an apology of this nature, but I don't want Mom to hear it."

"Let me make arrangements. At least her guilt towards grandma is sincere, otherwise she wouldn't have been acting for so many years."

"Maybe...but I didn't expect you to know about it."

"One side is my husband and the other is my daughter. If I don't know, wouldn't it be too outrageous? And this time thanks to Ye Xi's "self-destruction", you don't thank others, Jiang Chen and I Saying you slapped his face..."

"The little bastard lost his head! I thought I was being selfless, what would I do if I didn't wake him up?"

"Where's the after? She said she didn't care..."

"Do you believe what she said?"

"Do not believe."

"Isn't that enough?"

Both have their own minds and their own goals.

Am I being counted

"Head up, chest out, belly in."

Jiang Chen helped me put on my coat, and then carefully took care of it for me.

Smelling the faint rose scent close at hand, I couldn't help rubbing my itchy nose: "The shampoo smells good, oh... it hurts!"

Covering the belly that was beaten by Jiang Chen, she kept crying, and as soon as she bent over, she was picked up by her ears.

"Get your attitude straight, who are you talking to?"

"Just tell the truth, it's really delicious."

"roll!"

"Oh~~ but wouldn't it be bad for you to accompany me?"

"Nothing wrong, I owe you this."

Jiang Chen didn't look sideways, and continued to help me organize my clothes. In the mirror, I looked a little outrageously handsome, and it didn't look like I was going to go home and be scolded.

"Then are you sure I should go home dressed like this? What should my mother do when she sees me dressed like a dog and scolds me for being heartless?"

"No, I have asked You Lin and Fang Yiyi to help you talk, you just want to let Auntie Lin know that you have come out, after all, it is your mother, you think it is more angry if you look like a dog. Or "worried" is more angry? "

"I don't think it's bad..."

Jiang Chen may still not know my mother, what I need now is not a decent set of clothes, but a bundle of thorns that I can carry on my back.

"That can only prove that you are too stupid. Now my mother is on my side, why can't Aunt Lin be on your side?"

"Maybe... I'm not biological..."

The evidence that Jiang Chen's mother is on our side is that she was not surprised or angry when she came back. She laughed off the fact that Jiang Chen and I lived together, and also thought in advance that Jiang Chen and I were not eating well recently. , brought us two roast ducks, the three of them ate a mess in the living room, and the chat atmosphere was also good.

The second is to keep persuading me that Xia Tong is impulsive, and I hope I can wait and change. I don't know what she means by "waiting and changing", but I can feel that she has the same words as Xia Tong's father. , something must be waiting for me afterwards.

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"Okay! Don't talk stupid! That's it, let's go..."

Jiang Chen patted me on the back, and after going downstairs, the two of them went out under her mother's watch.

The garden is already full of orange sunlight, and the moment the door is opened, the strong light is like a rubber, wiping away the darkness blocking the space, revealing the true color of the object.

The sun shines into the pupils, making people squinting slightly - after living in the dark for 72 hours, it is really uncomfortable to see the light suddenly, and a familiar figure next to the iron gate is desperately facing I wave my hand.

"elder brother!"

"Be quiet! What are you doing? I was going home..."

In disgust, I rushed to Xiaoxi and covered her mouth. I knew that it was still a long way from home, but Xiaoxi called me so loudly, and I was really frightened.

"I know, but don't cover my mouth, I'll bring you something!"

After Xiaoxi struggled out from under my hands, he reached into his jacket and pulled out a bra from his chest...Bah!It's a knee pad, and the round shape looks like a bra at first glance.

"What do you mean?"

"Although Sister You Lin and Sister Yiyi have been persuading her, Mom is still very angry. This is what Sister Tina asked me to give to you. She said that she would kneel directly after entering the door, and she would not be able to get angry before she got angry."

"You guys are really fucking geniuses?"

Taking over the knee pads, I felt a little mixed in my heart.

Mom has always had a "good" temper. She has never touched her hands since she was a child. The most serious punishment is to make me kneel and swear at me.

If she kneels directly when they meet, she really can't help it.

"Hurry up and put it on, I still have a fart pad, do you want it?"

Xiaoxi said and took out a fart pad from her jeans again, and said at first glance how she felt so sexy, it turned out to be a fake.

"Anything else you can take out together..."

"No more! That's all!"

"Take it! Take it! What are you kidding me? I, Ye Xi, a dignified seven-footed man, can kneel if he says kneel?"

I put the knee pads and fart pads back into Xiaoxi's arms. Now I'm not brave, I just don't think it's necessary.

I have a crouching dragon and phoenix inside to help me intercede, and Lu Bu outside to ensure my safety. What is there to be afraid of?

At that time, when my mother speaks alone, can she scold me to death regardless of the pleas of so many people?Why am I so unbelievable?

"Oh... By the way, since I said you were coming back, Mom didn't say a word for more than ten minutes. Sister You Lin and Sister Yiyi were almost done talking. You taste... You taste it carefully."

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"Wait, are you saying that mom doesn't even care about You Lin and Fang Yiyi? Didn't you give me any face?"

"Ah."

"Fuck!"

Why can't my mother ignore the widowhood, the dragon and the phoenix? Isn't she the most unbearable daughter-in-law's plea?

Let's not say whether they are genuine or not, at least in my mother's mind, they are regarded as daughters-in-law.

If even they couldn't get my mother to say a word, wouldn't I have died instantly in the past?

Thinking of this, I quickly grabbed the knee pads and fart pads.

"Then a pair of knee pads? Is there any kind of thing where I hit the ground hard but it doesn't hurt at all? The visual impact must not be lost."

"One pair of knee pads is enough. The one prepared by Sister Tina is quite comfortable to wear. Would you like to practice it?"

"Rehearsal shit, I have no experience in other things, can I still be inexperienced in this matter?"

Thinking back to when I was taught by my mother, which time did I not kneel in front of the sofa consciously and listen to the teaching?

Xiaoxi used to watch the play next to him, so he knew it well, but Jiang Chen was a little surprised. He reached out and grabbed my cheek, his face full of shock and disbelief.

"When did your face get so thick?"

"Don't speak rude words, you have to help me by then, You Lin and Fang Yiyi have already fallen."

Originally I didn't want to do this, but now after Wolongfengchu's defeat, Jiang Chen is the only person I can rely on.

She is different from the people inside, and she is also one of the parties. If she wants to, she can take most of the responsibility on herself.

Can my mother teach me a lesson without any scruples, and can she teach Jiang Chen a lesson without any scruples?

Once Jiang Chen takes more responsibility than me, then my mother has to weigh what she can say and what she can't say. Otherwise, every word sounds like scolding me, but it can be understood as scolding Jiang Chen. .

"Isn't someone worried that it would be bad for me to go?"

"I must be polite, anyway, I'm using you as a shield!"

No one really thought I was worried about Jiang Chen, right?

No way……

No way……

"Do you dare to say this again?"

"Give you a blank eye and experience it yourself."

He trotted two steps to escape Jiang Chen's punishment, and after wearing the knee pads, he felt a lot more confident.

But I still practiced a bit before entering the door. It was inevitable that I didn't kneel for a long time, and I would be a little unfamiliar. If I made a mistake and knocked the knee pad out of the mark, the atmosphere would be embarrassing.

"Brother! Your expression!"

"know."