Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Which side?"

"what!!!!"

As soon as he turned around, a huge force came from behind him, and his body suddenly staggered forward. Seeing that he was about to hit a stone, Jiang Chen screamed and stretched out his hand, using inertia to force the two of them to the side of the bushes.

But as soon as the danger in front of us was eliminated, Jiang Chen and I fell rapidly downward at the same time.

Jiang Chen's tenderness

boom!

The body hit the ground heavily, and finally realized what it's like to "smash the butt into eight pieces" that people often say.

It's just that when people fall, they will subconsciously grab the things around them, and I am no exception. So when Jiang Chen reached out, I almost didn't hesitate to hold her together, which also led to the two of us. personal failure.

But just at the critical moment when I was about to land, my instinct was to protect Jiang Chen from harm, I reached out and forcibly turned over to protect her with my chest, and finally my body took the lead and was willing to become Jiang Chen's flesh pad.

"Hey~~~~~~~~ It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!"

It was enough to just fall down by myself, and now I have added Jiang Chen's weight, my chest and back were both heavy, even if I wanted to grit my teeth and persist, I still couldn't help the wailing that came out of my teeth.

"Ye Xi, are you alright?!"

Jiang Chen rubbed his head and hurriedly checked my situation.

She must have had no time to respond like me, and the scream just now was simply because she saw me slipping.

When she really realized what was going on, she was already in my arms and fell to the ground.

I didn’t get hurt, but I could hear my moaning. Now I’m really concerned about me, and the guilt hidden in my words is also sincere. I quickly climbed down from my body, for fear that my weight would cause a second chance for me. harm.

"I'm fine..."

"Then can you get up?"

Jiang Chen stretched out his hand and wanted to help me up, but please forgive me for refusing.

"Let me lie down for a while and leave me alone! I want to ask you a question by the way."

"Can you not ask?"

Almost at the same time as I spoke, Jiang Chen's tone became sluggish. When I closed my eyes, what came to my mind was a little cat curled up in the corner knowing that he had made a mistake.

"No! I know it's my fault for pulling you down subconsciously, but can you tell me how I got down?"

"I was kicked down by me."

"..."

There was a strange silence in the pothole. Although Jiang Chen didn't stand idly by in the end, and the act of reaching out to save me at the first time was a bonus, but if all this was her own fault, then I would have a different mood in my heart.

"Is this the secret you said? Are you really planning to kill someone!"

"..."

Jiang Chen did not answer is the best answer.

If Qin Luo was "pranked" by Sister Jingyu like this, he would definitely not be angry or have the courage to be angry. Compared with his wife, the latter must be more important, and Qin Luo's face might even boast with a smile. Sister Jingyu kicked well.

But I am neither a gentleman nor Jiang Chen's boyfriend, and now there is absolutely no reason to forgive her, and the thousands of words in my heart finally came together into one sentence.

"You stupid woman! It hurts me so much~"

"..."

Jiang Chen knew that he was wrong, and it was rare that he didn't refute after being scolded, and I also took the time to look at the surrounding environment.

There is a strong fishy smell in the pothole, which is the smell left by some kind of animal. It seems that many animals have experienced the same experience as us before.

Generally speaking, this kind of trap will be piled with branches and dead leaves. When animals step on it, it will fall. However, it can be seen from the lush vegetation nearby that this pothole has not been taken care of for a long time. , the fallen leaves above are also formed naturally, and the surrounding area is blocked by bushes.

If it wasn't for Jiang Chen's kick, no one would have come to this place with a sick mind. This wave is truly a disaster.

"I said at home that I wanted revenge!"

"You still dare to be tough?"

Really, this is also Jiang Chen. If you change it to anyone else, I have to swell her ass and let her feel what it means to "break into eight petals".

"What kind of stubbornness is it to tell the truth? And is this your attitude to talking to me?"

"You're already like this, what's my attitude toward you? Take revenge, just take revenge, why do you make such a big circle? When can you kick me if you want to kick me?"

"I just comforted you at home. The warm atmosphere is not suitable for kicking. When you come outside, you are afraid of getting your clothes dirty and want to find a cleaner place. It's better to have a pile of hay."

"Oh...thank you..."

I didn't expect Jiang Chen to be so "thinking about me". No wonder I just heard her tone of voice that I disliked the soft soil under my feet, but now the problem is obviously not to settle accounts, but how to get out of trouble.

"Then have you thought about the consequences? How do we get up now?"

"Can't you climb up?"

"My back hurts so much that I can't help myself, so I can only put you up on the pad and then you go to the house to find a rope or a ladder for me to climb up."

It's still the same sentence. Because of the rain not long ago, the soil is still very soft, especially in this kind of pothole, where the water is even more serious, and many fallen leaves have been rotted.

And the height of this pothole is more than three meters at least. In the case that the wall cannot use force, it is impossible to jump up even if you are not injured, let alone now?

"That's it, then you pad me up..."

"Be careful not to fall! Otherwise I'll just be a meat pad for you..."

The two of them did what they said. Jiang Chen's body looked slender, but when he stood on my shoulders, he was inexplicably light. If he could remove the weight from his chest, the weight would definitely not exceed [-], which was better than Xia Tong, after all, Xia Tong. Tong was born two or three kilograms lighter than Jiang Chen.

"How about it, can I get there?"

"Well! It's barely enough to reach...but..."

I could feel that Jiang Chen was trying very hard to climb up, but the weight on his shoulders did not lighten.

"No! This wall is soft and slippery. I can't support it with my arms alone, and the ground is so soft that there is absolutely no place for me to grab it. The soil will form a ball with a little force."

"Then you should exercise a little more usually, and turn it over when the soil is not paying attention!"

The first attempt to "jailbreak" was a big failure, and there was mud everywhere that he was trampled on his shoulders.

As far as Jiang Chen's arm strength is concerned, he can't do one of the horizontal bars. If it is replaced by another, I will climb up every second.

"I'm a girl...don't expect so much from me."

"But isn't your girl more domineering than a boy? Huh! Huh! Huh! What do you want to do? I'm hurt now, and you, the culprit, still want to be rough... What about your conscience?"

Jiang Chen didn't listen to my complaints with humility this time because of guilt. He came up and pulled both sides of my cheeks, and then squatted down in front of me consciously.

"Come up! I'll see if I can put you on the mat."

"Come on, with your small body, I'm afraid I'll crush you if I step on your shoulders!"

"Didn't you say I'm more domineering than boys? Come on, I'm also responsible for kicking you down. We can't just stay here forever, can we?"

"Then you can't hold it any longer and say... I jumped straight down!"

"Come on, can't you! How can you chirp like a woman?"

In Jiang Chen's repeated urgings, he stood on her shoulders, and when he got up, his entire body trembled.

"Can you do it?"

"Don't underestimate me!"

Jiang Chen finally gritted his teeth and stood up straight. At this height, I could reach out and touch the ground, which was similar to Jiang Chen's situation just now.

According to the script, what I should do next is to look out handsomely, and then put down a ladder for Jiang Chen when she is desperate, but when I want to use force...

"Jiang Chen, you put me down first, I found a very critical problem..."

"Can you go up first? I can't take it anymore!"

"My low back pain can't help... oops!!"

Before I finished speaking, Jiang Chen's shoulders withdrew from under my feet. If it wasn't for my hand still holding the wall, I'm afraid I would have staggered when I fell.

"Sister, I'm injured, can you be a little more polite to me? What if I fall down again? I'm really half paralyzed, you support me!"

"I'll keep it for me... I said earlier that I wouldn't support you if I couldn't climb with back pain!"

Jiang Chen glared at me angrily. After approaching, he reached out and rubbed my lumbar spine. Although his expression was still puffed up, his subordinates handled the weight very well. The original soreness disappeared under Jiang Chen's gentle pressing.

If I hadn't experienced it myself, I couldn't believe Jiang Chen had such a gentle side.

"Does it still hurt?"

"A little more comfortable."

"That's good, at least it means that the bones are not hurt, and you can slowly rub the rest..."

"What bones do you care about now, it seems that you can only call people, where's your cell phone?"

Originally, I didn't intend to trouble my grandparents. After all, they are so old, and the road conditions here are complicated. Jiang Chen took me around, and now I don't know where I went.

But I have no choice, and I have been hiding the situation and there will be no change in the situation. After a long time, they will only panic more until we go back.

"..."

"Don't tell me you don't have a cell phone!"

"How is that possible? It's just that I'm not on my body now, maybe it landed on it when it fell..."

"Fuck! What do we do now?"

Jiang Chen was wearing a skirt, and it seemed normal for the phone to fall out, but it was even more abnormal to expect me to take out my phone. I broke the phone card.

"We can only wait for grandparents to find out that we are not here..."

"What are you kidding? The road here is so difficult, and you still expect the two old people to come find them? If no one is rescued by then, they will be in danger again. Besides, if we haven't gone back in the early morning, grandma is going to call the police, so here I am. Isn't the matter exposed?"

"I told my grandma what happened and they came to me" and "I didn't say anything and made them worry about coming to me" are two completely different things.

"I can understand your mood, but we can't go up now!"

"If you can't do it, create a way. I didn't tell anyone when I came here. Now I must not cause trouble for the two old people!"

He picked up two large stones on the ground and handed one to Jiang Chen.

"Here, we two dig a slope up!"