Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

In order to shape her pure and kind personality, Xia Tong brainlessly forced me to the side of the big bad wolf. She can even come up with such a bad idea?

"How about it! Do you want to do it?"

"Do it...you've already asked me, can I not do it? At worst, I was scolded once, and I admit it!"

Victim

"It's time to eat!"

When I came back, I just threw the big and small bags into the kitchen, but when I turned around, I happened to meet Xiaoxi coming out of the bathroom. The moment I saw me, my sleepy expression became extremely disgusted.

"You called us to eat, but you came back so late, you are really good."

"What are you complaining about? Do you think it's easy to buy breakfast?"

After bringing the breakfast to the dining table, he turned around and gave Xiaoxi a hard head-slap.

Xia Tong and I got up earlier than chickens today, in order to keep them from starving in the morning, and now we have to be taught by Xiaoxi when we finally come back. .

"Is it difficult? Isn't the university town only two or three hundred meters away from here? If you said earlier that you came back so late, I can sleep for another half an hour..."

"The university town is only 300 meters away from here, but the plan can't keep up with the changes. What is this?"

Opening the lunch box reveals a pile of wrinkled bun skins. Compared with the buns that can be seen everywhere on the roadside, it can be said to be really ugly, but it just whets the appetite.

The reason is that although the skin is wrinkled, it is shiny, and there is a feeling that the soup is about to overflow. Now just by looking at it, one can imagine the scene of the juice bursting in the mouth after one bite.

"Xi Si's steamed stuffed bun?"

"It's not bad. I haven't eaten it for almost a year and I still recognize it! Each person is limited to half a catty. Xia Tong and I waited in line for more than 20 minutes to buy it. It's already fast to take a taxi back and forth, but you still complain when I come back."

This kind of so-called time-honored brand refers to those who have eaten before, and those who have not tried it and think it is okay.

They finally came to Jinghua once, so I definitely can't fool them with things that can be bought in S city. The things next to the university city are too ordinary.

"That's not up to now, is it?"

As Xiaoxi said, he picked up the bun with chopsticks, and the gravy flowed down the bun skin in one bite. The so-called cannibal has a soft mouth but short hands. The tone of questioning now is obviously much more relaxed than when they first met.

"Take a look again and see what's in the kitchen? I didn't just buy something early..."

Too lazy to talk to Xiaoxi, he pointed to the big and small bags in the kitchen.

"Today Xiatong and I don't buy vegetables, so many of you drink northwest wind?"

The refrigerator at my grandparents’ house was small, and it was more than enough for the two old people to live in. But now there are six more mouths for no reason, and the Chinese New Year is not so lively. How can a small refrigerator fit in it?

What's more, Xia Tong has to cook today. In order not to lose face, all the ingredients she bought are the best.

"Oh...then pretend I didn't say it."

"I should let you go grocery shopping tomorrow. Let's see if you can still stand and talk like this without back pain."

He said something viciously to Xiaoxi, but then his head was poked from behind, and at the same time, there was a voice of accusation from grandma.

"You still have the guts to say, why don't you go and buy it yourself in the morning? Why don't you take Xia Tong with you? Look, she has dark circles under her eyes. She must have not slept well today, right?"

"It's okay, Ye Xi might be bored on the road alone, I can accompany him as long as I can, I can sleep anytime~"

In the face of grandma's "concern", Xia Tong acted perfectly, lowering her head and pinching the corner of her clothes, showing no pretentiousness at all, she was simply a "zero IQ girl" who fell in love.

In today's society, any normal love relationship should be the same as what grandma said.

It would be nice for a girl not to order the boy to buy it. How could she expect a girl to wake up and accompany her, but Xia Tong just did it.

"Look! Other girls know how to be considerate of you, but you don't know how to be considerate of others."

"..."

"It's okay, I'm going on my own, after I'm really sleepy, it's a big deal to sleep back~~"

Grandma scolded me, Xia Tong protected me, I don't know what other people think now, but I see myself as suffering an innocent disaster.

But it’s unrealistic to think about going back so far, I can only carry out the character design of “Big Pig’s Trotter” to the end, it’s best to make grandparents feel sorry for Xia Tong, and feel that a gentle girl like Xia Tong is wronged with me.

"Hmm! Don't dare to do it next time, you guys should eat first, I also bought soybean juice and coke rings..."

Xia Tong originally bought this breakfast for her grandparents, but when Tina heard the word "douzhi", her eyes lit up instantly.

"You said earlier that there is soy milk, why should I drink soy milk? Every time I hear people talk about it, but I have never drank it."

"This stuff is not something that ordinary people can drink, so don't play it safe, I don't want to see you vomit while eating, just smell it now."

You Lin's words sounded like sincere dissuasion to me. Not everything in this world should be tried, especially things that might leave a psychological shadow on me.

"No, I see that everyone says that soy juice is bad, but no matter how bad it is, can it be as bad as that canned herring soup in Iceland? I want to try it today, and Ye Xi will pour me a bowl!"

"Aren't you shaking M?"

Shaking his head helplessly, he poured a small bowl for Tina. Some people just know they can't do it, and they never return on the way to death.

In fact, when you smell the bad smell, you shouldn’t have the urge to drink. I, a Chinese, can’t accept it. Tina, a foreigner, can accept it.

"What is shaking M?"

"what?"

When I heard the question clearly, I was stunned. I didn't say anything that I didn't expect that my grandmother's focus was in such a strange place. Now I can only explain it in my own way under the gloating of a group of people.

"Uh...you may not know the meaning of masochism on the Internet."

"I just said I don't understand."

"Okay, okay, let's watch Tina perform..."

Clap your hands and turn the attention of the dining table back to Tina. Compared with my embarrassment, Tina's death is what I want to see.

"You underestimate me, don't you? It's not as bad as you imagined..."

"Really? Maybe!"

Before Xia Tong and I drank cooked soy juice, but for old Beijingers like grandparents, cooked soy juice was a little tasteless, so today we bought raw soy juice, but Tina didn’t know anything, waited for her When you enter, you should doubt life. What is a canned herring?

"The bathroom is over there. When you're about to vomit, move more slowly. I don't want to mop the floor."

As a former victim of Douzhier, this is all I can do.

"Don't scare me, what should I do if I finish drinking?"

"It's easy to drink, and I can do it with the determination to die, but it's difficult to drink well. If you can do it, I will call you Sister Tina in the future! Is this the head office?"

"make a deal!"

Tina picked up the bowl confidently and drank it up. I knew she was holding her breath but I didn't want to expose her.

If holding your breath is useful for soybean juice, there will be no such thing as "returning to sweetness" in the future, and the most terrible thing is to hold your breath after a sour stomach.

"How is it? Have you finished drinking?"

"Don't worry, three...two..."

Hiccup~~~~

Before she could count to three, Tina hiccupped, and her face turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye. The corners of her mouth twitched and she rushed into the bathroom. I could hear her throwing up while hugging the toilet.

"Why bother? Eat! Eat!"

Nobody cared what happened to Tina at all, because it was expected.

On the contrary, as a best friend, You Lin just didn't care, but she got up and closed the bathroom door behind her in disgust.

"This may be self-inflicted, you can't live..."

"You should have accompanied me to persuade her just now, otherwise Tina would always feel that I was joking with her. Is Douzhier something that ordinary people can control?"

Chong Youlin shook her head helplessly, just as she was about to eat steamed stuffed buns, someone kicked her calf severely twice.

Looking along the part where the pain came from, Xia Tong's finger was pointing at the pot of soybean juice.

I know what Xia Tong means. She told me when I first came down, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and You Lin somehow jumped out and became a guinea pig.

At this time, if I jump up to Xia Tong to drink soybean juice again, in the eyes of my grandparents, I will really be suspected of bullying her.

But Xia Tong couldn't understand my helplessness, she just kicked me under the table blindly, and she kept on kicking unless I told her, and the force was getting stronger and faster, and the frequency was getting faster and faster.

"Xia Tong? Do you want to try it too?"

In the end, I was really forced to do nothing, so I could only tentatively ask Xia Tong with the determination to die, and the table immediately became quiet.

But at the same time, I immediately became the focus of everyone's attention. I think they must not understand why I can still say such things after Tina's lessons learned. Isn't this a gift?

To be honest, I don't know, but in the current situation, if you don't say no, how can Xia Tong gain sympathy? My calf was almost broken by her kick.

"Don't~~"

"Try it, just dip a little with chopsticks, how interesting is it to challenge yourself?"

Forcing Xia Tong feels like walking a tightrope, and there will be the danger of death at any time.

As expected, Xia Tong saw that I handed her the chopsticks dipped in soybean juice, and as soon as she frowned, grandma spoke out for her, and grabbed the chopsticks from my hand.

"Do you like bullying Xia Tong so much?"

"How can this be called bullying?"

"Then give me a drink."

"I won't drink this again!"

"No, it's true, how wronged is Xia Tong?"

"She hasn't had it before, I just want her to try it."

Knowing that he is unreasonable, but now he just wants to put on such a posture.

"Grandma, Ye Xi was just joking with me, it's nothing..."

Xia Tong also saw the opportunity to speak, and an image of empathy was instantly established.

From accompanying me to the street in the morning to excuse me now, even though it was just two ordinary things, my grandpa and grandma saw them all.

"I've never seen him joking like that. Tell me if he bullies you in the future. Her mother will teach me if she doesn't teach me."

"..."

Xia Tong didn't speak, but turned her head and looked at me apologetically. This scene was seen by grandpa and grandma, and now it's obvious what the ending will be.