Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"So what about Xia Tong? You left her outside alone?"

"No, she's home~~"

Leaning my body leisurely on the big sofa, although I don't know exactly what happened to Xia Tong, it's good not knowing, at least I don't have to worry about her, people can only live without being tired if they are heartless.

Besides, there is no possibility for me to intervene in the matter between Xia Tong and her father now. I just want to reduce my sense of existence at this time, otherwise I will be unhappy from both sides.

"Now? It's only noon!"

"Well, there is class tomorrow, and she hasn't packed anything yet, why don't you go home?"

You Lin's surprise is also my surprise just now, although the development of the matter is a bit surprising, but it is impossible for Xia Tong to be deceitful, and it is impossible to climb in from my window in the middle of the night to find me.

"That's not like her style..."

"People will change, don't always look at people with old eyes~~"

A perfunctory sentence, I just hope that You Lin will end this topic quickly, otherwise it will really be endless.

Xiatong people are gone, why bother about these things, we need to think about how to pass the time now, Xiaoxi and Tina have found something to do, and we are still sitting here stupidly.

"But she has become too much?"

"Okay, why are you bothering about Xia Tong? What can we do in the last half of the day?"

It is impossible to expect You Lin to change the subject now, and if that is the case, then I can only do it myself.

I have made my words so clear, it is impossible for You Lin to shift the topic to Xia Tong again, that would be too embarrassing for me!

"That makes sense, so what are we going to do?"

"Aren't you sleeping? Oh! It hurts!"

As soon as I opened my mouth to say my proposal, You Lin unceremoniously gave me a heavy blow to my stomach, she really didn't show mercy at all, her body curled up instinctively, clutching her stomach and complaining endlessly.

"This is the price you pay me for perfunctory. Are you speaking human words? You said it was the last day of leisure, and you still let me sleep???"

"Then I can do whatever you want..."

This is just a proposal, and I didn't say that I really have to do this.

If You Lin doesn't want to, then she doesn't want to. Why did you give me such a punch? I seriously suspect that she has violent tendencies. If it weren't for the two light bulbs, Xiaoxi and Tina, I would definitely not be able to suffer from this dumbness of.

"I saw several lipsticks last time, and I haven't decided which one to buy. Can you help me look?"

"???"

"What kind of eyes do you have?"

Maybe it was because my silence was too sudden, or maybe my expression was too embarrassing, You Lin noticed the strangeness on my side almost instantly, she reached out and poked my cheek, and she did the same when facing my doubts. Have doubts.

"Don't you just buy a few lipsticks? You still want to choose?"

This is what I can't understand. I used to think that a lipstick is very expensive, especially for those college students. The monthly living expenses may be one or two thousand. In order to buy a gift for my girlfriend, a small lipstick You have to spend nearly half of your savings, which is really a bit extravagant.

But who is You Lin, she likes to buy it directly, but now the saying "let me pick it for her" is really unacceptable, it is obviously an excuse to perfuse me.

"Is there no conflict between being rich and being thrifty? I'm not Tina, so I'm such a prodigal..."

"Wait! I think I heard someone talking bad about me?"

"Aren't you playing a game?"

Both Tina and Xiaoxi are clearly wearing earphones, but now Tina's reaction speed has to make me wonder whether her action of wearing earphones is acting. The actual situation is that she has been eavesdropping on my conversation with You Lin.

"Don't interrupt, Linlin! How did I become a prodigal? Don't you think I have a sense of accomplishment after displaying all my things?"

"..."

"You have misunderstood You Lin. The hidden meaning of prodigal is to praise you for being rich. You must have a family before you can lose~"

You Lin smiled and said nothing, and in the end I can only explain it. Whether Tina believes it or not, I believe it anyway. Who would spend money like her in the average rich second generation?

"really?"

"Of course it's true, hurry up and play with your computer, don't bother me and Ye Xi."

As You Lin spoke, she handed her mobile phone to me, and the dozens of lipsticks in the shopping cart were dazzling.

"Come on! Help me choose one or several models that you think look best."

"Wait! What is this thing? Is the color different?"

It's okay for You Lin to ask me to help her choose lipstick, anyway, it's not a big deal, I'm still happy to help.

But what does it mean for her to choose dozens of lipsticks of the same color for me? I am a boy, so how can I tell the difference? Isn't this asking Zhang Fei to embroider?

"Why not? Is there a big difference in color? No two of the ones I picked are exactly the same!"

???

"No two are exactly alike? What international joke are you and I doing here? Why do I all look alike?"

"You straight man!"

"Depend on!"

"Anger" got up and stroked his sleeves, whether it was tolerable or unbearable, You Lin was clearly trying to make things difficult for me, Mr. Ye.

How could any boy be able to tell the difference in this color, I can still tell the difference between deep red and pink, but I can't even pronounce the name if it's more detailed.

"What are you rolling your sleeves for?"

"Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it. I hate it when others look down on me."

As soon as I finished my ruthless words, there were two direct gazes from the computer, which made me feel uncomfortable all over.

"What are you watching, playing your game, didn't you see it after the finals?"

"You can enter the final round, but if you miss the excitement, you will be gone. Fight quickly. I am in charge of photography, and Xiaoxi is in charge of lighting."

"piss off!"

I'm too lazy to talk to Tina and the others, it's good to have them watching, at least what I'm going to do next will not be so embarrassing, at most "disgusting" to You Lin, and I won't have other miscellaneous concerns.

"Linlin~~"

"Hiss... get lost! Goosebumps all over your body."

The same name is "Linlin", but compared to Tina, You Lin has a lot of dislike for me. Now she kicks me, she really hates me from the bottom of my heart. There is no good water in the stomach.

"Can you pick something for me too?"

"What? You still want to embarrass me?"

"What embarrassment, we are good friends growing up, even if I embarrass Xiaoxi, I can't embarrass you, now I am asking for help!"

Looking at You Lin with a sincere gaze, it would be boring for her to say it, we should know this kind of thing well, let me find some face and come back, right?

Besides, aren't You Lin and I just bored right now, so it doesn't matter if we fight each other, I'm happy and she's happy too.

"Then come on, is it hard for me to know something you know?"

"Humph!"

With a chuckle, You Lin really underestimated how disgusting I am. I believe she has dabbled in art or luxury goods, but Tina may not be able to answer the question I want to ask her next.

"Can you hurry up?"

"I'm coming!"

Randomly find a group photo of Ultraman from the Internet, and hand it directly to You Lin.

"Do you know which Tiga is?"

"..."

"Can't tell? Hahaha!"

"Tina, I remember you bought a knife in Tokyo, right?"

(?°?°?)

"Well, the handicraft of the Grass Pheasant Sword."

"Is it sharpened?"

"How could it be possible to open the blade? Isn't it a murder weapon?"

"That's really a pity, I could have seen blood today..."

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you a personal threat?"

Hearing this, I finally understood, co-author You Lin has become angry from embarrassment, isn't it a little too much to raise a knife if there is a disagreement?

"Are you so difficult for me? These things look different?"

"There must be something wrong, and it's much worse than lipstick, you are... huh? Hey! What are you doing? Let go of me."

Before I finished speaking, You Lin grabbed my ear and pulled me up from the sofa.

At this moment, I suddenly began to regret the confrontation with You Lin. After she lost face, she would not reason with me at all.

"It seems that I need to show you the color of lipstick."

"No...why do I recognize the color of lipstick?"

Didn't You Lin lose now? If you want to recognize it, I have to take her to recognize Ultraman first. This is the romance of every boy when he was young, without exception.

"I'll give you a make-up lesson for this straight man, so that when I ask you to give me lipstick in the future, you will buy me a set of dead Barbie fans!"

"What is a dead Barbie fan?"

"You'll know when it's painted on your mouth, what's the rush?"

hypocritically

"Fang Yiyi, why did the squad leader become Fang Xuan? Is it a secret operation?"

The first thing before class starts today is to get to know the monitor. According to the monitor, doing so will help Fang Xuan work in the future.

Moreover, during the election yesterday, the squad leader passed unanimously, or no one objected, and this morning I asked other people if they had any opinions, and the result was naturally no, so even if Fang Xuan's position as squad leader was officially established down.

This was within my expectation, but not You Lin's, that's why I said the "black-box operation" now.