Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"England, Italy, Denmark".

The sad mood was replaced by relief in an instant. In the end, Tang Tang was the most sensible. The three countries knew that they were very reliable just by their names. Except for Fang Yiyi, who was a little more reliable, the others were nothing, one exaggerated than the other.

But this comfort didn't last long, and it completely dissipated the moment I saw the note from Xiaoxi.

"Egypt, Dubai, Saudi Arabia".

"Xiaoxi, what are you doing?"

This time I didn't knead the note into a ball, but showed it to everyone for the first time.

Although no one seriously chooses, but the others choose the position in Europe anyway, I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with Xiaoxi’s choice, but it just feels weird, so I just skipped to the Middle East and North Africa. .

"what happened?"

"What's the matter? It's so convenient to come and go from Europe, and the distance between countries is very close. It's similar to our feeling of traveling out of the province, but it's too complicated for you, isn't it?"

I still say that now, if we want to, we can go to one country a day after arriving in Europe.

But Xiaoxi’s trip was really far away, and the people present were all girls except me. I think I should like a more romantic place.

For example, the Seine River in Paris, France, the water alleys in Venice, the lavender fields in Provence, etc. How could anyone like pyramids and mummies?

"What do you know? Normal scenic spots must be crowded during summer vacation. I haven't seen the pyramids yet. Let's go to Egypt to ride a camel!!"

"Then what are Dubai and Saudi Arabia?"

Even if I can understand the pyramids, Xiaoxi is interested in ancient culture, but Dubai and Saudi Arabia feel like an oil upstart, and there is no deep culture. Does she want to experience the extravagant life of an oil upstart?

"I want to see how rich foreign upstarts are. I think it's more interesting than seeing scenic spots. I heard that there are as many sports cars as we have bicycles here."

"Fuck off, reject!!"

Unceremoniously rejecting Xiaoxi, Xia Tong and the others won't reject her current idea, but they certainly won't enjoy it either. A country where only Xiaoxi enjoys it can never be my goal of consideration.

Because of the few circles I drew casually before, the map now presents a situation of a hundred flowers blooming, and the people who look at it are overwhelmed.

As for Jiang Chen's note, I didn't want to open it at all. I could still see a little bit of ink from the folded back of the word Xia Tong, but Jiang Chen's note was clean. Do I have to think about what happened after opening it? ?

So opening it is a waste of time, and I don't want to make myself uncomfortable.

It was a mistake for me to ask Jiang Chen for help just now. She is really playing the role of a "parent" now, and she has no intention of getting involved at all.

"So, you should have chosen the place a long time ago, isn't it almost enough? How embarrassing it is now."

"It's okay, I'll see if I can find a tourist itinerary later, and then I will trouble you with the visa?"

Tina doesn't understand me, I really can't do such a thing as making decisions for others, and I have a sense of resistance in my heart, so now I don't want to explain anything to her, and I just cast my eyes on You Lin.

It is really troublesome for ordinary people to apply for a visa, and there are a lot of procedures, but it is different with You Lin. The words "quan" and "wealth" are used all over the world. Compared with me, she has a privilege.

"Come on! You're only considering visas now, the day lily is cold..."

"What do you mean?"

I was "criticized" by Tina just after I finished speaking, which makes me confused now.

"The ones from other countries haven't applied yet, but I've done it in Japan. It's close to home anyway. Let's go there as the first stop. There is no need to adjust the time difference."

You Lin said and handed her mobile phone screen in front of us. The visas of me, Xiaoxi, Tang Tang, and Fang Yiyi were all on it. God knows when she got it.

"When did you do it?"

"After you finished talking last time, but I can't handle Xia Tong and Jiang Chen, and I probably don't need to handle them, sorry~~"

"It's okay, just leave it to Uncle Liu for half a day!"

Xia Tong nodded and acquiesced to You Lin's statement. She also belonged to the privileged category, and her privileges were much greater than You Lin's, and she already had freedom of nationality.

Nowadays, most of the good tourist countries are small countries. When Xia Tong’s father goes there, the prime minister can even meet her in person. With this kind of status as a guarantee, the visa officer of a small country can’t lose face. It may take a long time to get a visa. is modest.

"That's how it is. Let's go to Japan first. I'll go up and study the itinerary later. Those of you who should watch movies should watch movies, and those who should play games should play games. I'll go first!"

"Hey! Wait!"

"what happened again?"

Tina was taken aback today. In the past, she only had games in her mind, and she rarely talked to me, let alone in front of so many people. What's wrong now?

"Linlin's birthday is two days away, what's your plan?!"

"Can you have any plans, live as usual..."

It's not the first time I've celebrated your birthday with You Lin. This year is neither a [-]-year-old nor a coming-of-age ceremony. It's fine for everyone to have a meal together and give gifts. I've already ordered the cake, so there's no need for Tina to remind me.

"That's right, and I plan to spend it with Ye Xi, otherwise it would be a waste if their birthdays are too close."

"Come on~~ It's not like you don't know that I don't celebrate my birthday, so it's okay to rub the creek cake before."

Shaking his head and leaving directly, other people were very excited about their birthdays when they were young, but You Lin and I were very embarrassed.

Let’s say everyone lives it, it’s a bit aesthetically exhausting, and there may not be any excitement left when I come here, and Xiaoxi will be even more miserable after that.

So I can only be sacrificed, although I am stuck in the most embarrassing middle, but as long as I don't celebrate my birthday, there will be ten days between You Lin and Xiaoxi, which can be regarded as a little bit of freshness.

……

……

After thinking about it after coming up, I still decided to send You Lin a text message, it was really inconvenient to say it just now.

"Actually, when I went to Jinghua, I wanted to buy you a birthday present, but I couldn't find the right one no matter what."

"So?"

"So I was wondering if I could owe you the money first, and I'll make it up to you when I see the right one after I go out."

It's better to say this earlier, otherwise You Lin will wait to receive the gift when the day comes, and I won't be able to take it out, and it will inevitably spoil her interest at that time.

"Don't worry, wait until you see the gift I gave you, then you decide what to give me..."

"???"

Three question marks were sent, but there was no voice from You Lin, and now she could only smack her lips.

I never thought that traveling could be so painful. Fortunately, I have Tina as an interpreter, otherwise my troubles would only be more.

Spice Girls and Machinations

"Xiaoxi! It's time to eat!"

After walking out of the kitchen, he yelled at the top of his voice, and walked back contentedly after hearing the footsteps of "dong dong dong".

"Here we come! Here we come! This taste is fried noodles, right? It smells so good!"

Xiaoxi bounced down from upstairs, and I could hear the cheers hidden under her footsteps in the kitchen. These days, she and Tang Tang have indeed been wronged.

"Your nose is the sharpest. Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?"

"Nonsense! Why don't you eat sandwiches today?"

Xiaoxi walked straight into the kitchen, the first thing he did was not to say hello, but to give me a hard look.

Because it is shredded pork with green peppers, the inside tastes very choking, but she has a satisfied expression on her face. One can imagine how much "bitterness" she has suffered these days.

"Aren't I afraid that you will vomit?"

Touching his nose, he said something rather embarrassingly.

Although my EQ is inherited from my dad, I can barely hear the yin and yang in Xiaoxi's words.

Now there are usually nine people in our family. Except for me, all of them are girls. I am not a Nezha with three heads and six arms. It is really hard for one person to cook for so many people. Xia Tong’s help can relieve me at most. burden, but does not solve the underlying problem.

Now let’s take the school cafeteria as an example. There are dozens of dishes every day, and the students will never get tired of eating two or three dishes a day.

But it’s different at home. For an ordinary family of three, three or four dishes a day are more than enough, but our family is rich, and we can’t be wronged by anything.

This caused me to cook more than a dozen dishes for every meal. Not only did I not have the idea of ​​leftovers, but I couldn’t cook the same dish repeatedly within two or three days. It was very annoying just thinking about what I was going to do today.

At this time, Xia Tong's role was revealed again. She had Tongquetai's recipe in her hand. Xiaoxi had eaten my food for nearly ten years, and she was already tired of it. Don't mention how useful it is to change it now. These days It's all supported by the secret recipe of Tongquetai.

"You still know?"

"..."

Knowing that I was wrong, I dare not say anything now, so I can only cook noodles honestly.

In the pot next to it is You Lin's noodles with sesame sauce. She will always be the one with eating privileges in the family.

In the past two days, the exams have been rushed, and the dinner is okay, but every time I go out in the morning, I just make a few sandwiches and put them at home.

You Lin and Tina have western tongues now, so eating for two or three days is not a problem at all. To them, sandwiches and milk are like the soy milk fritters we usually eat.

But Xiaoxi and Tang Tang are Chinese-style tongues. After eating this for two or three days in a row, I really want to vomit. I came back last night and found that I knew what happened before I finished eating the sandwiches. They were all bitten, and there were takeaways in the trash can Package.

"None of you want chili?"

Patting Xiaoxi on the back, he walked out of the kitchen and asked meaningfully.

Now, except for Xiaoxi, all the girls are sitting on the sofa watching TV. The TV in my living room is a full [-] inches in size, and the corresponding main sofa is also very wide. There is no problem at all for six or seven people sitting at the same time.

As for me……

Every time I look at these from the "bystander's perspective", I feel incredible.

Obviously, I was an autistic child during the summer vacation last year, and I could stay in bed for a whole day, but it is less than a year now, God knows how my family has become like this, not only are there many girls, but all of them are like me There are shallow or deep relationships.

If this were put in an anime, it would be a proper setting of a harem male lead, but now I am a cow, eating grass and milking milk, and have no status at home.

"Me! Perverted spicy!"

"Are you okay? Eat in the morning so you don't have a stomachache."

I'm not questioning Tina's ability to eat spicy food now, she has already proved herself in the last barbecue.

But it's too violent to eat abnormally spicy food on an empty stomach this morning. She is really not afraid of getting acne, so Sister Jing must scold her for being bloody here.

"Don't worry! This kind of oily food is incomplete without chili peppers. When I ate hot pot for the first time, I understood that mandarin duck pot is an insult to hot pot."

"Then you were born abroad by mistake, you should be a talent in Hunan."

The use of chili in foreign countries is indeed not as good as in China. For example, I always thought that Xiaoxi was from Jiangsu and Zhejiang.

She needs at least three spoons of sugar to stir a bowl of porridge. I even thought it was a dark dish. After I tried it by accident, it was really a dark dish. It is not something normal people can eat.

"What is Hunan?"