Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"That's so boring. If you want to eat them, you can just pick them. Or you can just pick bayberries. Sister Jiang Chen just doesn't have them here. And I remember that they are evergreen all year round. They should look pretty when planted in the yard."

"Okay... I'll get one when I'm free, maybe it will become a family heirloom in the future."

Xia Tong is really using Jiang Chen's house as her back garden, she has no manners at all, it's fine if she wants to eat and pick it up, isn't it obvious that I want others to hate me when I come here?

Furthermore, blood suppression is not just talk.

This is Jiang Chen's territory. I would rather go through the entire city to buy fruit than come to Jiang Chen to steal it. If I am found out, I will end up miserable.

"Then I'll accompany you. I'm afraid that the tree you bought because of the aesthetics of a straight man is so ugly."

"Okay, I just need to know that you are beautiful~~"

I don't care about the evaluation of "straight male aesthetics", as long as Xia Tong doesn't dislike it.

As for buying trees, there is no technical difficulty, just find a flower and bird market and bring back a fruit seedling. Xia Tong, please ask Uncle Liu, this kind of thing should be quite simple for Uncle Liu.

After returning, it is nothing more than sprinkling water to repel insects. Except for waiting for a longer time to grow, it is not difficult.

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"You ring the doorbell, I won't ring, I'm afraid of everything about Jiang Chen."

When I thought of Jiang Chen opening the door and looking at me after ringing the doorbell, I got goosebumps all over my body.

"You are so cowardly!"

"It's better to be cowardly, Jiang Chen is a tigress, and I won't provoke him if I can."

"Then hide it well, don't let sister Jiang Chen see you."

"is it necessary?"

My idea is that Xia Tong rings the doorbell, and then I stand behind Xia Tong.

But Xia Tong's idea was that she would ring the doorbell, and then I would hide by the door, so that Jiang Chen would naturally form a blind spot when he opened the door.

Is Xia Tong thinking of me?

Obviously not, she just wanted to see Jiang Chen's complicated expression.

It doesn't matter if I hide it now, but I'm afraid that Jiang Chen will become angry in the future and vent his dissatisfaction on me, then I will die.

"Quick! Quick! Quick! Hide!"

"Jiang Chen is going to be angry, you have to help me..."

"I know I know~~"

Ding Dong!

Ding dong! !Ding dong! !Ding dong! !

Xia Tong frantically poked the doorbell with her index finger, calling out Jiang Chen's name while poking it back.

After touching for about half a minute, I finally heard the sound of the doorknob being twisted next to my ears, and the door opened in the next second to isolate Xia Tong from me.

"Sister Jiang Chen!"

"Where's your key? Ringing the doorbell made me so noisy!"

"I forgot to bring..."

"Then how did you get in the door? I remember it was on a key? A man like you has time to break them apart?"

Xia Tong opened her eyes and said nonsense, but Jiang Chen exposed it in the next second.

Although I can't see anything now, I can probably guess how awkward the atmosphere between the two of them is.

"Okay...I admit it! I want you to pick me up..."

"Is your brain flooded? Aren't you staying at Ye Xi's house? Why are you here so hard? Are you wronged or do you have something to ask me for?"

"No, I want you to meet someone!"

Hearing this, her heart was beating non-stop, she really wanted to meet Jiang Chen here, I hope she won't be scared.

"Who?"

"You can see it when you come out. He is quite embarrassed to see you? He is hiding behind the door..."

???

If Xia Tong can see my eyes now, I will definitely let her know why Hua'er is so red.

What do you mean I am embarrassed to meet Jiang Chen, I was obviously pushed here by her, but before I could think more, Jiang Chen appeared in front of me with a faint scent of flowers.

"Hi~~~~"

"Ye Xi?!"

first physical contact

"Why are you here?"

"This...that's a long story..."

Facing Jiang Chen's "torture", my body subconsciously took two steps back, the distance between me and Jiang Chen is still too close.

I smell Xia Tong's body is refreshed, but smelling Jiang Chen's body smell has turned into uneasy, and Jiang Chen's clothes are more casual at home, and there are a lot of exposed parts, I don't know where to go Where to put it.

I don't know what Xia Tong was thinking, but what she did was equivalent to putting the mouse and the cat together, and then called it to help the mouse exercise its courage.

"To make a long story short, I don't have the time to waste time here with you."

Jiang Chen's attitude was too real, when he saw Xia Tong alone just now, he was still amiable.

But now when I see me, I feel as if I have taken gunpowder. I can clearly feel her hostility towards me, and I don't know where to start.

"Let me tell you, we plan to invite you to dinner."

In the end, it was Xia Tong who "bravely" stood up, holding her head high and her chest high, but this scene looked very ridiculous in Jiang Chen's eyes.

First, he looked at Xia Tong following the voice, then turned his head to look at me, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Dinner? Are you inviting me? Is this a Hongmen Banquet or a weasel giving a chicken New Year's greeting?"

"Don't look at me with that look, Xia Tong is talking now."

I know Mao rashly said that she is going to have dinner, which will inevitably lead to speculation, but now that Xia Tong is clearly inviting her, why does Jiang Chen focus on me? This is very unreasonable, and I did not instruct Xia Tong.

And to be honest, I really don't want to invite Jiang Chen. It's not that I have a bad relationship with her, it's just that I don't think it's necessary to invite her.

It is true that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. For such a big matter as moving, you should establish a good relationship with your neighbors.

But who is Jiang Chen? I think it’s good to talk to her after moving house. If I really let her go to my house for dinner, I’m afraid she will feel uncomfortable.

"Then why are you here?"

"Me? If I'm full, it's fine!"

I didn't want to come, not because I couldn't bear to be rough on Xia Tong. Since she insisted on pulling me over, I had no choice but to accompany her.

"Sister Jiang Chen~~Ye Xi and his family moved today, it's a big deal, thinking we are a family now, let's go have a meal together~~"

"family?"

These three words undoubtedly stimulated Jiang Chen's "fragile" nerves. Now he turned his head and looked at me again, and he was still not satisfied with Xia Tong's statement.

Now it is easy for Jiang Chen to accept that I am Xia Tong's boyfriend, but it is more difficult than going to heaven for Jiang Chen to accept that I am her brother-in-law.

"That's right! Where's my aunt? Call her up too..."

"Where did your aunt go now? Are you really capable of cutting off the relationship between mother and daughter?"

Jiang Chen was fine at first, and most of his attention was on me.

But now it's different, the gunpowder barrel was ignited by Xia Tong, and she directly stretched out her finger and tapped Xia Tong's forehead twice.

"Then whoever asked her to come here to make trouble, it's her fault!"

"I still have something to do, go eat by yourself."

Jiang Chen shook his head as if he was about to go back. It can be seen that she is very angry now, but just like me, she is not willing to use or speak rude words to Xia Tong.

The so-called persimmon should be soft, and I am that soft persimmon now.

"No, I won't leave if you don't go!"

But what kind of talent is Xia Tong? The elders may still resist what she decides, but when people of the same age encounter this kind of "dog skin plaster" type of dismissal, they really have no temper at all.

Now it directly inserted in from Jiang Chen's side, and then blocked Jiang Chen's way with his arms crossed.

"What? Playing a rogue with me, right?"

"No, why don't you just have a meal? What's the matter? You Lin and Fang Yiyi are all here, so why don't you just be a student union fellowship?"

It was a rare time that the name "Fang Yiyi" came out of Xia Tong's mouth not as a bad name, but as a tool to appease Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen's attitude towards Fang Yiyi may be influenced by Xia Tong's mother, she is usually very caring, at least much more kind than me.

Now that Fang Yiyi can go to my house, Jiang Chen, as Xia Tong's sister and my neighbor, really can't justify not going.

"How about it?"

"..."

Jiang Chen didn't answer, but fell into a long silence, as if thinking about the pros and cons of going or not.

Just when I was going to stay silent with Jiang Chen, Xia Tong pulled me to Jiang Chen's side.

"Ye Xi, hold Sister Jiang Chen down for me!"

"what?"

Did I hear something wrong, Xia Tong is so courageous, she just grabs Jiang Chen's arm by herself, it has nothing to do with me.

I know that a tiger's butt can't be touched.

So we have known Jiang Chen for so long, we have never had any physical contact between the two of us, not even touching each other accidentally.

"you dare!"

"No... I haven't moved anything yet."