Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Ye Xi! Now I seriously doubt the relationship between you and Xiaotong. Did you do other things?"

"E.g?"

Frowning, he realized that things were not simple, as if the direction had already deviated from the worst result.

"What do you think? What are you two doing on the bed with your clothes off? Keeping warm..."

"This is really not there! I swear! You can take Xia Tong to check!"

I can still use this reason if I have a thicker skin in winter, but it's really unreasonable to hug each other like that in summer.

Xia Tong's mother would never have thought that Xia Tong and I really didn't do anything when we were sleeping, but we were dishonest before going to bed.

My current situation is a bit like that of Lu Xiucai in Wulin Waizhuan. His whole family has died, so he did not hesitate to take the poisonous oath, but I took advantage of a loophole in the problem, so I made the poisonous oath Come without hesitation.

What Xia Tong's mother cared about was Xia Tong's innocence, but when Xia Tong and I were together, it was Xia Tong who "stained" my innocence all the time. Although it sounded a bit unbelievable, it was the truth.

"Okay! I'll get someone to send you a few cameras later, and you install them where you sleep. I want to see if you really don't do anything!"

"what?"

If I understand correctly, Xia Tong's mother is planning to monitor me and Xia Tong thoroughly, but she still doesn't believe what I just said.

"Is there a problem?"

"This...isn't it good?"

Although he is an elder, the request for surveillance is really nothing to say.

I always feel uncomfortable being stared at. I don't like the feeling of being prying into my privacy. Even when I sneeze, I have to consider whether the sound and movement will be embarrassing.

"Don't you guys do nothing, what are you afraid of just sleeping?"

"..."

That's the truth, but I don't think it's necessary.

I just need to talk to Xia Tong and ask her to restrain herself a little bit. Xia Tong's mother won't watch me every time Xia Tong and I sleep, that would be a bit abnormal.

"Also, don't tell Xiaotong, I want to see what she can do at night."

"!!!"

Sure enough, Jiang is still old and hot. I was just saying that it was pointless to do so, but Xiatong's mother cut off my back with a backhand.

If Xia Tong knew, she would definitely restrain herself.

But if she doesn't know anything, it's over. What if she picks up my pants in front of the camera?

"And... before the camera is officially installed, your camera is not allowed to leave your upper body, especially your hands must be in the mirror, you know?"

"I know~~"

I know what Xia Tong's mother meant, and she did this because she was afraid that I would write something to inform Xia Tong.

But now it's the 21st century, who would use such an old way?

"Also... don't try to mute your phone while I'm not paying attention, and then fish in troubled waters. I can call the account with higher authority than you. Unless you remove the microphone of your phone, don't try to mute me through the software. Understand?"

"understand……"

I began to feel that something was wrong. All the means of reporting that I could think of were now being cut off by Xia Tong's mother one by one, and the actions were not muddy at all.

"Also... don't think about using software or text messages to report the news. As long as you have the Xia family software on your mobile phone, your background will not be able to hide it from me."

"What I want to see is Xiaotong's real reaction, and I can't remember what I can do now. If you are crazy, you can try the little cleverness in your mind and see if I can detect it."

"..."

I already know that companies have privacy regulations. Usually, no one would admit it to the outside world, because if they admit it, it would be tantamount to sudden death. But what Xia Tong's mother said now should be regarded as a certainty.

"Also... In addition to monitoring the camera in your room, I will also prepare a portable one for you, so that you won't have to find a blind spot to play tricks on me. Today I have to see what you usually do at home!"

"???"

Xia Tong's mother is too considerate, she really wants me to die!

"Find a place to sit and wait. The person who delivered the camera will come to the door soon. Before that, don't go back. If I see you doing something you shouldn't do at night, you know the consequences."

"understand……"

Ruined!

This time I can't give Xia Tong a tip-off, so the probability that Xia Tong will come to pick up my pants while the iron is hot today is almost [-]%, and I can't stop Xia Tong at the critical moment, otherwise it will be tantamount to not calling myself.

Besides, the methods I can think of now seem to have been predicted by Xia Tong's mother in advance, unless Xia Tong and I can really reach the level of "heart-to-heart" and understand what the other person is thinking with just one look, otherwise there will be no break in the game. way.

But it's very easy for Xia Tong to find out with my eyes. How can I use my eyes to let Xia Tong find out that her mother is watching us? One mistake is tantamount to self-destruct, and her mother's showdown will be even more difficult to deal with.

Silence is gold

dong dong dong-

After sitting on the sofa in the living room for 10 to [-] minutes, someone knocked on the door of my house. One can imagine the people who would knock on my door at this time. The energy of Xiatong's mother can be seen now.

But that's fine, the reason why I sit outside is because I'm afraid that the knock on the door will disturb my mother. It's hard to explain when I see the camera, but sitting outside has to face Xiatong's mother's gaze from time to time, this feeling It is really worse than death.

After opening the door, I saw a man in a suit and leather shoes. Although his facial features were correct, after confirming his eyes, he was a villainous boss to me.

Carefully close the door, for fear of being noticed by the mother in the room.

And I held up my mobile phone from the beginning to the end to ensure that my upper body was exposed to the camera anytime, anywhere. This was also what Xiatong's mother asked me.

"Excuse me, how do you use these?"

Looking at the boxes in the man's hand, I now have a headache.

I am different from Xia Tong, I am just an ordinary person, and I have never been exposed to this kind of equipment before.

Besides, when other people buy monitors, they are used to monitor others, but I monitor myself. I am afraid that there is no other person in this world.

"You don't need to know it! I've already done it. You can find a place to put it up after you get home. As for this, do you mind if I help you?"

"Uh... don't mind, you can help me with it..."

Speaking of which, I have never seen a camera like this patch. The size is only as big as a mobile phone camera, and the thickness is very thin.

I think I know why those people who were monitored and monitored didn't notice it, or who could notice it?

Now only Xiatong's mother has the ability to prepare these things in 10 minutes. If you are an ordinary person, you probably don't even know where to buy them.

……

……

"Okay! Find a place to put it up, and try not to give me a blind spot."

After returning home, Xia Tong's mother urged me again, and now her tone became more and more impatient, as if every word she said to me was a kind of torture to her.

There is also a small black spot on my shoulder out of thin air, because the color of the clothes is similar, so it can't be seen at first glance.

A camera with this angle of view should be the best choice for surveillance. Whether it is the voice of my voice or the picture in front of me, I can't hide it if I want to.

"Is it OK here?"

Xia Tong is still sleeping, so my voice should be as quiet as possible.

The two thickest books on my mother's bookshelf are the French and German dictionaries, which are now all requisitioned by me. I hide the cameras on one left and one right, and the angle of view is directly on the bed.

This thing now looks like Xia Tong secretly took pictures in Jiang Chen's office, and even the hiding place is exactly the same. As long as Xia Tong didn't look here deliberately, she shouldn't be able to find the red light in the camera.

But then again, once Xia Tong finds out, then I will be completely speechless, and she will definitely regard me as Mr. 91 Ye.

"Aunt?"

beep...

Xia Tong's mother didn't say anything, and she hung up the phone directly.

I think this can barely be regarded as a kind of default. She no longer needs to rely on her mobile phone to monitor me. These cameras are better.

The only way I can think of to inform Xia Tong right now is to dip my feet in water and write on the ground outside, so that I can avoid the camera on my shoulder and convey my thoughts clearly.

But my house is made of tiles and not concrete. This method is only theoretically feasible, but it is too difficult to operate in practice. Besides, Xia Tong's mother is not mentally handicapped, so she doesn't suspect me when I act so weirdly.

"Oh~~~~~~"

Now I can only take a long sigh to express the helplessness in my heart, but after sighing, I regret it, Xia Tong's mother can hear all the voices around me, I sigh, isn't this courting death?

Shaking my head and not thinking about it, I quickly moved a small bench and sat next to Xia Tong. Just as I was about to reach out to feel Xia Tong's body temperature, Xia Tong opened his eyes in a daze.

Because of the fever, the eyelids are glued together now, and I find it hard to open her eyes just by watching her, and it must be very painful when the eyelids are torn apart.

"Why did you get up? Didn't you say you'd better leave?"

"I didn't leave either. Isn't this here? It's you, have you slept enough?"

Compared with Xia Tong's question, I want to know the answer to my question.

I've had a fever before, so I know what it feels like to have a fever, and I won't wake up even if the sky falls after falling asleep, so Xia Tong's eyes opening seems a bit strange to me.

"I don't know, maybe I woke up because you got up, your fault!"

"Yes yes yes! My fault!"

To be honest, what I said to Xia Tong now is actually a bit dubious, because I am afraid of Xia Tong's acting, but I dare not ask, because asking is tantamount to self-reporting.

Besides, the camera has just been installed, Xiatong's mother must be watching and listening, I don't want to bump into the muzzle of the gun head-on.

"But I think you're not in a good mood right now, why don't you sleep for a while?"

If I talk too much about this charming atmosphere with Xia Tong, I don't know how it will develop in the future, and it is the most reliable to fool her to sleep quickly.

Otherwise, just imagine, if Xia Tong regained her energy and casually said to help me with her hands or mouth, wouldn't I explode on the spot and ascend to the sky in a spiral?

"No, I found that I lost something, I can't sleep without it..."

"What? You said I'll find it for you."

"What are you talking about, where is my arm?"

Xia Tong said and pulled my arm hard. I don't know if she did it on purpose or if she was not clear-headed when she had a fever. About to scream out.

"Little ancestor! Can I correct you? This is my arm!"

"It's all the same. You are my husband, and what belongs to my husband is my wife's. Can you quickly undress me and go to bed?! I can't sleep well without you!!"