Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

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"Lazy You Lin" finally wanted to cook a good meal. She went out early to buy food in the vegetable market, and prepared a few swimming crabs. She wanted to have a go.

"Don't come in! Do you hear me?"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

After being threatened by You Lin, she promised well, but her body was very dishonest and tiptoed out of the kitchen, watching You Lin mess around inside.

The swimming crabs were firmly tied with straw. After You Lin poured them out, the first thing she did was not to wash the crabs but to pray, as if she was afraid of killing.

"I don't want to buy it, and I'm not afraid that my hand will be caught..."

As I thought so, I peeped outside the door.

You Lin removed the straw, pulled the crab's hind legs with one hand, and prepared to cut it with a kitchen knife in the other hand. Who knew that the crab would break free and grab You Lin's right index finger.

There was no way to use a knife in my left hand, so You Lin called out in an instant, and I couldn't care less about watching the game, so I rushed to You Lin's side and cut off and opened her pliers at the fastest speed. Blood.

"Don't do it, come here and I'll help you bandage it."

Forcibly dragging You Lin out of the kitchen, I have never seen someone as "stupid" as her, and even the pain is only an afterthought, and now I can't stop the tears from falling.

Mingming was so strong when he was a child, and he was the first to help Xiaoxi in fights, but after getting married, he became more and more soft and waxy, and now he is pregnant.

"Fortunately, you came in quickly, otherwise my finger would be broken..."

"You'd better raise the baby for me honestly, and leave the cooking to me."

Reaching out and rubbing You Lin's head, she walked quickly into the kitchen.

Having a wife who wants to cook for herself is very happy, but if this wife can't cook and tries dark dishes, it will be a nightmare.

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"Mrs. Ye, I know that Qingying is a good boy, and I know that your husband is very successful in his career, but I also hope that you will be more considerate to our teacher..."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I will educate her well, I will cause you trouble..."

When she wiped her hair and walked out of the bathroom, she heard You Lin keep apologizing to the microphone.

"Whose phone number?"

You Lin ignored me, and was still busy apologizing.

Outrageous!

I was naturally reluctant to be "in the cold". I walked over and wrapped You Lin in my arms. Just as I was about to grab the phone, I found that the other party had already hung up.

"It's a kindergarten teacher..."

You Lin obediently leaned into my arms, groping my bare chest with her palm, and finally gave me a slap in the face.

"It's all your fault! Talking nonsense with Diandian, do you know how many times the teacher has approached me? She is about to become a kindergarten teacher!"

"Just for this shit? What do I think!"

She lowered her head to kiss You Lin's little mouth, but she turned her face away in disgust.

"She's still too young. If you have something to do, you can come up with two big truths, and your childlike innocence will be worn away by you!"

"So what? I don't think there's anything wrong with being sensible and childlike at home..."

Since You Lin and I have gotten to know each other a little bit, she has become more and more protective of the calf, and now she actually dares to challenge the authority of the head of my family. Even the hand I stretched into her clothes was firmly grasped by her. .

"A child has to look like a child. You are not allowed to tell her those big truths in the future!"

"Okay... Then why don't we... have another one?"

Saying that, You Lin picked her up without any precautions, and threw her directly on the bed, but You Lin seemed to be angry with me, and crawled to the bed without saying a word.

Obviously she is already a mother, but her figure is not out of shape, not much different from when she was a girl, but she has a different charm on her body.

"Don't! Can't I be wrong? I'll talk about the big truth later, I'm a puppy!"

She quickly reached out and grabbed You Lin's ankle. She seemed to be serious this time. It took me a long time to wash myself off. What would I do if I was suffocated tonight?

"Let go! Let go! If you don't let go, I'll bite you!"

My apology was heard by You Lin as "a wolf's ambition" and "misconduct", but now she has the guts to kick me with her calf, and she just happened to kick me in the face several times.

"Then you bite!"

What is there to say?

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

Although I admit that I am conspiring to do something wrong, and I can't beat or scold this wife, I can't let her ride on my head so easily, especially in the ambiguous space of the bedroom.

Even if it is for the sake of future sexual happiness, what I say tonight has to revive my husband.

The newly married You Lin is so cute, I said one she dared not to say two, she has to pose whatever pose she wants, how can she be so rebellious as she is now?

"No, Dizzy hasn't fallen asleep yet, don't be fooled..."

"Don't come! You said she slept like a pig before I took a shower."

Too lazy to listen to You Lin's redundant explanations, she turned off the lights and undressed in one go!

gift for help

Sitting quietly on the bench in front of the mall, I was thinking about a very realistic question, what gift should I prepare for them?

Xia Tong needless to say, although yesterday she babbled a lot of nonsense and brought us a lot of trouble today, but she spent huge sums of money to buy me presents is real, if I don't return her favor, I really feel a little sorry.

Needless to say, You Lin, June 6 is her birthday, if she was a child, then it would be fine to give her anything, but this time when You Lin came back, her whole body exuded the light of "rich family daughter", if I don't Be careful, the gift will definitely not be available at that time.

As for Fang Yiyi, originally there was no need to deliberately prepare gifts for her, just buy some souvenirs from Jinghua and go back, and share with Xiaoxi and Tang Tang.

But now Xiatong bought me so many clothes, bought luxury bags for Xiaoxi Tangtang, even my parents have red wine, if I give her preserved fruits and candied fruit this time, wouldn’t that be bullying Fang Yiyi? ?

So now strictly speaking, I have to prepare gifts for three people at the same time, which is not difficult for a seasoned lover, but not for me.

Under the condition of keeping the mystery of the gift and not revealing it in advance, Xiaoxi, Tang Tang, Jiang Chen, Tina, and sister Jingyu are not my ideal counseling objects. I used to seek You Lin when I was indecisive, but now This time she was the person involved, so she was naturally removed from my help list.

After thinking about it, it seems that there is only one person who can help me now. Although I am not sure, I have no other choice.

"Hey?"

"Who is it!"

"Excuse me, are you Mu Xi?"

He lowered his head and glanced at the number on the phone. It was indeed Mu Xi's phone number, but the voice was "rough and unrestrained", and there was no trace of Mu Xi's past.

Isn't this girl so stupid that she lost her phone?

"Hi! Who else did I think... benefactor!"

"Who do you think? Why is that voice?"

As soon as a hundred thousand possible guesses popped up in my mind, Mu Xi beat me back to my original shape with a single sentence.

I just said that the mobile phone number I called was correct. If her mobile phone was stolen, the person who stole it would not answer my call. I dared to speak in a rough voice on purpose.

"I thought you wouldn't call me, I thought it was Xia Tong who came to check the post for fishing..."

"You really are "Hui Zhi Lan Xin". "

Hearing Mu Xi's extremely bizarre reason, I feel nothing but helplessness in my heart.

I've never seen her so thoughtful, even Xia Tong can think of fishing and checking posts.

I was surprised, there was no adultery between me and her, she was afraid of what Xia Tong would do, could Xia Tong kill her with her own voice?

"Miao Zan! Miao Zan! But why did you call me? Did you find the evidence of who sent me again?"

An old face turned red in an instant. After my successive suspicions, Mu Xi's attitude towards me has changed. Now she has actually started to tease me actively, with some irony in her tone.

But this is what it should be, all the evidence now proves that I wronged her earlier, and this is precisely the reason why Mu Xi is on my help list.

No matter how many misunderstandings there were between Mu Xi and I before, the danger has been eliminated now, so I don't have to worry about her secretly stabbing me.

"That's not true, there is something I want to ask you..."

After saying this sentence, he moved the receiver away from him a little bit. With Mu Xi's exaggerated temperament, he should scream next, right?

"Wow~~ Can't you? Benefactor, are you sure you are asking me?"

"Um……"

The situation was exactly as I expected. Although there was still some irony in Mu Xi's tone, fortunately it was within the range I could accept.

If it wasn't because I wanted to prepare gifts for Xia Tong, You Lin, and Fang Yiyi at the same time, I don't think I would bite the bullet and come to Mu Xi. The next thing to see is whether she is generous or not. Come and do me this favor.

"Engong, do you know that girls are all petty?"

"Know……"

"Then do you know that you wronged me before?"

"Know……"

"Then do you know how wronged I was at that time?"

"I know...it should be..."

This is the only thing I'm not sure about. I haven't put myself in Mu Xi's perspective to think about the problem, nor have I been misunderstood by others.

"Since you know everything, how dare you come to me for help? Are you not afraid that I will have a temper and sneak up on you?"

"Not afraid!"

Some things have to be changed. At that time, Mu Xi's background was indeed very suspicious. Even Jiang Chen and You Lin said so, so for my own safety, I must first consider self-protection.

As for the later discovery that it was a misunderstanding, that would be a later matter.

I've already expressed my apology to Mu Xi, if Mu Xi can't forgive, then I can't help it, at worst, I'll come to a straight male aesthetic and choose gifts for them by myself.

"Why aren't you afraid?"

"One, I apologized to you; two, I..."