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"National teacher, you came just in time, come and listen to the report carefully."

Gilgamesh glanced at the somewhat unreliable hybrid dream magician, and nodded solemnly.

"Yes, King Gilgamesh."

Merlin was holding his staff and knowing that he was not joking, he concentrated on listening to Luka's report.

"King, this is what happened. After I was scattered by the beasts, I fled into the black cedar forest near the northern high platform..."

"In that forest, the beasts' behavior was extremely abnormal. They almost chased me when they saw me. It's completely different from normal beasts that only prey when necessary..."

Ruka, who was summoned by Gilgamesh, honestly told what he had seen and heard, and recalled the scene where he was having sex with the monsters, and his body shuddered.

"Originally, I was about to die in the mouth of the beast several times, but fortunately, I was rescued by a cat girl."

catgirl?

Merlin, who was listening carefully, put on an awe-inspiring expression, with his staff propped on the ground, his body leaned back slightly.

"Who is the catgirl?"

"It's not who, she's a cat-ear girl who is half human and half cat!"

Ruka racked his brains to find words to describe, and said hurriedly.

Listening to his description, Merlin pinched his chin, thoughtfully, and then used his illusion.

The pale pink petals fell from nowhere, hovering in the air like flowing water, converging into a picture.

It was a picture of a human-like figure on the left and a cat-like figure on the right, like something out of a horror story.

Merlin looked at this picture and was very satisfied with his painting skills, "No, half man, half cat."

"Ah, not left and right, but up and down!"

Ruka glanced at the picture made of petals and quickly pointed out the mistake.

Merlin gave a "hmm", raised his staff and waved, and the petals flowed, changing the spelled pattern into a monster with a cat's body and a human head.

Damn, where is this remnant-type monster girl? !

When Luka saw it, he was in a hurry.

"No, she has cat ears on top and a human body underneath."

Merlin thought for a while, then waved his staff again, and the pattern made by the petals turned 180°.

"Where's the body? It's not good, she's a woman!"

Luca described it carefully, hoping that the half-blood dream magician won't make a mistake this time.

However, what finally appeared in front of him was a human female body with a tearful cat head on her neck.

"Ah this..."

Ruka, who had nothing to say, fell into a sluggishness. At this time, Leonidas II, who couldn't stand it any longer, picked up the writing petals and added a circle of long hair symbolizing women near the head of the tearful cat.

"female."

The more and more outrageous patterns made the young Ruka feel like he was about to collapse. He shook his hand to break up the pattern of the petals and spread his hand forcefully.

"Cat lady! It's the kind of cat lady with long hair and a good figure. Most of the places are the same as people, except for cat ears and cat tails, understand?!"

"Understood, you continue to speak."

Merlin nodded with a serious expression, then asked.

"The cat girl you mentioned just now, is she beautiful?"

"It's not a question of whether she's pretty! She's really that kind, that kind of rare..."

Ruka fell into memory, as if returning to the moment when he was rescued by the lovely white-haired cat-eared maid Loli.

Immediately, his expression swayed, and he looked a little shy, like a pure and innocent teenager without personnel.

"Her eyes are like blue opals, her long white hair is like clouds and mist, and she has two sharp fangs. It's very cute... It's a pity that the monsters chased her too quickly that day and couldn't see her chest..."

"That's it, I understand."

Merlin nodded, and now he was finally sure what the new monster was in Luka's mouth.

As a virtual idol VTB Mei Lijiang who deceived Dr. Roman, Merlin also studied otaku culture, and also played Galgame in order to pass the time.

He is definitely not unfamiliar with the role of catgirl, but after all, he has to confirm it.

After all, Merlin had never seen a cat girl or something in his mind. It was almost impossible for a cat to become a cat girl in reality.

Back then, he carried Cathy Pallug and shouted "Quick change!" to Nianghuatu, but Fufu didn't change him, instead he beat him with a knight kick. .

So, how could a cute cat girl exist! Don't bring the two-dimensional fantasies into the three-dimensional world!

However, now there are witnesses to prove that catgirl exists...

Is it a fantasy?

As the next crowned magician, Merlin is unreliable and unreliable, but he still has the ability to be serious. In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through his mind, and finally turned into a problem.

"Luka-kun, do you think that catgirl is good or bad? Will it hurt humans?"

"I think...it shouldn't be."

I don't know why Merlin asked that, but Luka still answered based on his first feeling.

"Well, is that so... I didn't lie, and my memory wasn't tampered with, at least the superficial facts were correct."

Merlin nodded thoughtfully, and such a performance fell into Gilgamesh's eyes.

"National teacher, what do you think?"

Gilgamesh's red eyes met Merlin's, and the two EX-class clairvoyant candidates exchanged opinions at this moment.

"King Gilgamesh, haven't you made a decision long ago?"

With mutual understanding, Merlin shrugged and said helplessly.

"According to what Luka-kun said, the cat girl also revealed that she has this group, and there are all monsters similar to humans."

"This is a brand new race, we don't know anything about it, but from the point of view that there is a cat lady in the group who saved humans and can speak human words, the other party is an intelligent creature that can communicate."

"If that's the case, it's clear what to do next."

"If you want to judge whether you are an enemy or a friend, you just need to communicate formally."

To put it simply, it is to send an envoy to see if the other party has good intentions or malicious intentions.

Merlin was also a court magician who had assisted Great Britain, and he was very familiar with this little trick.

"Then, this king will send you and Luka as messengers to go to the black cedar forest to communicate with the unknown race, and confirm whether it is an enemy or a friend!"

Gilgamesh thought exactly the same as Merlin, so he sent Merlin who was good at this, and Merlin also had half the blood of monsters in his body, which was very suitable.

"No problem, monster girl or something, I happen to be interested too, leave it to me!"

There was a smile on Merlin's face that a man could understand, and he happily accepted Gilgamesh's mission.

At this moment, this veteran scammer has not yet realized...

Ahead - it's hell! ! !

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Chapter 66 I, Merlin, am an old driver!

"Hey—!"

The loud eagle cries cut through the sky, the pale birds of prey fluttered high, and the eagle pupils reflected several figures below.

"嘚er - drive! drive!"

Skillfully grasping the reins, the Magician of Flowers sat in the driver's seat, shouting excitedly, his body shaking like driving a walk-behind tractor.

The mountain roads are already rough, and the carriages of this era have no shock absorption system at all. If Merlin hadn't added a strengthening magic to the carriage, I am afraid it would have been shaken to pieces.

"Lord Merlin, slow down, slow down!"

Sitting in the carriage of the carriage, Ruka held the handrail with a pale face, looking like he was about to vomit.

The car was shaking too much, and the speed of the car was so fast, the speed was far beyond [-] miles!

This is a tortuous mountain road. In ancient times, there was no such thing as a protective railing at all. Once the drifting and cornering failed, it would be the end of the car crash.

"Ahaha, Ruka-kun, don't worry, I'm very good at driving, I'll be fine!"

Merlin turned around and gave himself a thumbs up, like an old driver.

At that time, he was Arturia's teacher, he taught everything, he only drove a carriage, he was very skilled.

"Mr. Merlin, don't look back when you are controlling the carriage! I beg you, look at the road!"

Although Merlin promised, the expression on Ruka's face became more and more frightened.

Because, a few meters ahead is a big turn!

Slow down and stop!This is not the car to the monster girl!

"Luka-kun, don't worry, you can always trust Big Brother Merlin."

Merlin flicked the reins without looking back, with a confident smile.

In the next moment, the carriage maintained its original speed directly, using a miraculous technique, half of the car body, cornering by inertia.

This is so nasty!

Merlin only felt that his hand felt absolutely perfect just now, and his driving skills seemed to be sublimated.

Now, even if Fujiwara Takukai drives his AE86 with the signboard of a tofu shop, Merlin is confident that he will not lose.

"Come on, let's drive the fastest car, with the highest passion, towards the cute monster girl!"

Merlin said with a smile, with a hint of excitement in his eyes, ready to increase the speed again.

Contrary to Merlin, Luka's eyes seemed to be dead.

"Ah, it's over!"