My Mom Chanedo

This time Yang Guang slipped out of Feiyuan City directly. After leaving the city, Yang Guang went to the forest as usual and set up a tent by a river.

After releasing Gua Tai and A Gong, the two little guys seemed to be in a bad mood.Mrs. Gua was still unhappy about her defeat in the first battle, so she went to practice more consciously; Agong was very depressed like a child who did something wrong, which made Yang Guang very worried.But after Mumu made a delicious meal, Agong immediately resurrected with full blood and forgot all about the previous things.

For a moment, Yang Guang felt that it was unnecessary to worry about A Gong, a heartless foodie...Gua Tai was more sensible.

The name of this forest outside Feiyuan City is the uncreative Feiyuan Forest. Yang Guang only stayed in it for three days before leading Agong and Guatai to overthrow the flying and crawling wild elves in the forest. , Unfortunately, I didn't catch a good-looking elf.There are not many elves with development potential here, and the only one that Yang Guang thinks is not bad is Mukeer with outstanding aptitude and self-sacrificing characteristics. However, people like a free life and don't want to mix with Yang Guang, so Yang Guang doesn't force it.

Yang Guang's standards for catching elves are absolutely high standards and high requirements, and he takes the high-end route of preferring quality rather than quantity.It's not that Yang Guang is so noble and glamorous that he must have powerful elves, but that Yang Guang doesn't like to catch one here and there and catch a large group of elves, and then throw the unused elves to others to take care of How to do it - that's right, these words are aimed at Xiao Zhi who throws all the elves except Pikachu to Dr. Oki every time he changes the map, and forcibly resets his level back to the first-level professional washing point to pretend to be a rookie!

It is not unreasonable for the alliance to stipulate that each trainer can only carry six elves at the same time. Yang Guang himself thinks that six elves are enough for most situations, and Yang Guang can't take care of more than six elves.Now Yang Guang already has three elves in his hands, Agong, Gutai and Mumu.Although Mumu occupies one spot, she will not play in the battle. The remaining three elves must be carefully selected. You must know that Yang Guang is now working hard with the goal of being the world champion... This is a proper level of masochistic difficulty !

Yang Guang has his own persistence and persistence, so what about the difficulty level of self-abuse?As a high-end player with golden fingers, if he can't beat this level of difficulty, he might as well go home and hug his sister to wash and sleep.

After hunting all the flying and crawling elves in Feiyuan Forest, Yang Guang finally remembered that he still has an advanced fishing rod to find those who can swim.

"I think back then I was also a European emperor who could come up with whatever I wanted. No matter what, I had to catch a stupid fish to be worthy of my European blood."

However, Yang Guang forgot that he had already crossed once and changed his bloodline a long time ago, so the result...

King carp...King carp...King carp...

To say that he got the fishing rod from playing Pokemon games in his previous life, Yang Guang must have caught a carp king and trained it to level 20 to evolve into a Gyarados.However, in this world, there is not one carp king who can evolve into a Gyarados. Most carp kings will not be able to evolve into a Gyarados in their lifetime. Even if they reach level 100, they will still be a carp king...

If he could meet the carp king with top qualifications, Yang Guang might catch one, but he caught so many old salted fish with average qualifications.

"Keep going, fishing King Carp is a daily routine in Pokémon, don't worry too much..."

King carp...King carp...King carp...

"Fishing requires patience..."

King carp...King carp...King carp...

"WTF! Isn't there something else?"

The carp king...the carp king...alone...

"I finally figured out something else... What the hell is a person alone?"

Yang Guang fished this apparently half-dead person up to have a look... It's a pity that he is still alive after snorting, acquaintance, the lingering sword orchid kid.She looked through her backpack, and there was nothing but a Poké Ball and a picture book containing an ivy snake. Could it be that she was robbed?But who would not rob the elves along with the robbery...

"Fortunately, I'm not the kind of person who cares about everything, or you're dead."

He punched Jianlan in the abdomen and made her spit out all the water in her stomach. Before she woke up, her stomach started to gurgle loudly. Yang Guang checked her carefully from beginning to end and found that she was fine, she was just hungry... ...that's right, it's starving.

Yang Guang took off her wet clothes and changed into a set of clean clothes of his own to prevent her from catching a cold—he didn't take advantage of the opportunity.

Well, the skin is good and the figure is well received. The breasts are not big, but she is only 12 years old and has potential for development. Don't worry. With a pretty face, I can give 90 points just lying quietly.It's a pity that the first two meetings were bad reviews with a face of blood and hatred, and the total score of 70 points cannot be more.

Later, Yang Guang encountered difficulties in the process of feeding her food... The baby clenched her teeth and couldn't feed her food. She looked like she was going to starve to death. Feeding PLAY with difficult poses all failed.

In the end, Mumu went out, hugged the gladiolus in her arms, chewed up the food and fed it to her mouth to mouth—just like Yang Guang fed food to Yang Guang when he was a baby.

The effect of Mumu's shot was immediate, and Gladiolus muttered while accepting the feeding from Mumu: "Mother's taste..."

I haven't enjoyed that kind of supreme and delicious taste for more than ten years, bastard!Yang Guang expressed envy, jealousy and hatred on the side.

It's not surprising that Yang Guang took good care of the gladiolus like this, as long as it was a cute child, most of the sisters would like it, otherwise, they wouldn't have won the title of "Virgin Mary", which is dedicated to children.

After feeding, the gladiolus still didn't wake up, this time it was purely full and fell asleep.

Just when it was getting late, sister hugged the gladiolus and pulled Yang Guang into the tent to sleep—in the middle of the sister's sleep, Yang Guang slept on the left and the gladiolus slept on the right. Yang Guang objected to this situation but was ruthlessly suppressed by his sister.

Yang Guang suffered from insomnia that night, but it was not because he slept with the beautiful girl.

Everyone has their own sleeping habits. Some people have the habit of sleeping on the bed, some people have the habit of listening to music, some people have the habit of playing with mobile phones until they fall asleep naturally, and some people like to have fun with the fifth girl. sleep.And Yang Guang's 12-year-old habit is to sleep with his sister in his arms. Because he is used to it, he can't fall asleep without holding his sister.

But the gladiolus entwined around her body like an octopus and took away Yang Guang's royal sleeping throne!Not only did Yang Guang's throne be taken away, Jianlan also said "Mom...Mom..." from time to time, talking in sleep!

You bastard, this is my mother's, not yours!If you have the ability, let go of Mom and come towards me!Are you here to rob Agong from me or are you here to rob me of Mom!

At this moment, Yang Guang burst into tears in his heart.

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PS: Originally I wanted to call the chapter "On Mother's Self-cultivation"...

Section 14 13. Team members +1

Because of insomnia, he fell asleep very late. When Yang Guang woke up the next day, he was already in the sun.

As soon as Yang Guang got out of the tent, he saw Jianlan talking and laughing with his mother making breakfast, while Agong, Gutai and Ahqing were sitting in a row at the dining table waiting for the meal, the most delicious Agung also happily patted the table.Jianlan still didn't have a good face when she saw Yang Guang, but it was much better than the bloody face before.

Today's breakfast is balls made of tree juice and glutinous rice flour. Adhering to my great tradition of talking about things at the dinner table, Yang Guang said to Jianlan while eating: "Tell me, what happened to you?" matter?"

The entrance of a ball, the taste is smooth and delicious, the level of a top chef, um, this is made by Mumu, it is delicious.

"Hmph." Jianlan still had a bad face.

"Hey, hey, I'm your savior after all. Is this how you treat your benefactor?"

Another dumpling is in the mouth, the taste is ordinary and the taste is flat, the level of ordinary housewives. Well, this one is made of gladiolus, and it is generally edible.

"sanai~" Mumu obviously wanted to hear it too.

Jianlan looked embarrassed, glanced at the curious sister, and said in a discouraged way: "Actually, it's nothing... I found you in this forest and got lost. I couldn't walk for three days. I ran out of food when I went out, and then I fainted from hunger when I went to the river to drink water... that's how it is."

Road idiot... This attribute seemed to be quite popular in the previous life, and it seems to have become a kind of cuteness.However, Yang Guang said that this kind of attribute is simply a disaster in the real world. If it is not cute at all, it will kill people if it is not good.What's even more frightening is that as a road idiot, he doesn't know how to take the city (defense), town (satellite), land (guide) map (navigation) when he goes out, he is simply a model of death!I was actually found three times by this kind of road idiot... Yang Guang deeply felt the malice of this world.

Speaking of which, Jianlan not only didn't bring the town map, but she didn't have anything except the initial elf and elf illustration book, which are necessary for newcomer trainers, and she didn't even bring any money with her. This is obviously not normal.Yang Guang thought about it for a while and guessed that she probably ran away from home... She ran away in a hurry so she didn't have time to bring anything, which could explain that her father wanted her to choose the baby dragon as the initial elf, but she ended up... I chose the Ivy Snake-she was dissatisfied with her father sending A Gong away, so she had a falling out with her father.

At this time, Agong sneaked his paw into Yang Guang's bowl to steal Yuanzi to eat. Yang Guang decisively knocked off the paw with a chopstick, and then distributed some Yuanzi made by Sister Mumu to Agong's bowl, and then sent Agong who refused to eat. The glutinous rice balls made of gladiolus were divided into their own bowls.Yang Guang, a picky eater like A Gong, also felt helpless... Forget it, the dumplings made by gladiolus were actually not bad, so it was just a change of appetite.

Yang Guang said again: "Why do you still come to me? I will never let you, Agong."

Jianlan sighed, of course Jianlan saw the little action between A Gong and Yang Guang just now, this natural and intimate action showed that the relationship between A Gong and Yang Guang was very good.In fact, Jianlan had communicated with Jianlan before Yang Guang woke up, but the result was not satisfactory...Although Agung still had some feelings for Jianlan, he was unwilling to leave Yang Guang and his sister.Agong was originally a graduation gift from Jianlan's father. Agong and Jianlan lived together for two or three days and then they were traded to Yang Guang. Jianlan and Agung spend a long time together, so they can naturally develop a deeper relationship.

At this moment, Jianlan has realized that Agong...doesn't belong to her anymore.

"I'm not here to get Agong back this time." Jian Lan said, "I'm looking for you...I want to travel with you."

"Pfft..." This outrageous answer made Yang Guang a little bit overwhelmed, "What did you say?"

"When I met Granny Piaoyu before, I asked her how to defeat you...Grandma Piaoyu said that my strength and aptitude are not as good as yours. To defeat you, you must first understand your weaknesses." Jianlan plucked up her courage, Loud and authentic: "So, I'm going to travel with you, get to know you—and beat you!"

"Uh... what if I say I refuse?"

"I will not give up!"

"Okay, just wait..."

Yang Guang decisively took out the [-]D video repeater and dialed a number. Not long after, a handsome man with a moustache appeared on the screen of the [-]D video repeater.

"Hello? It's the demon spirit... Ah no, is it Uncle Jianzhu? Your precious daughter is playing wild with me now, and the situation is out of control! You should use your supernatural powers to take her in!"

This handsome man with a mustache is Jianzhu, Jianlan's father. Yang Guang, who had a deal with him, naturally has his contact information.Facing Jianlan who was stalking and fighting, Yang Guang did not hesitate to use the strongest ultimate move on the bear-calling parents!

"Is that so... Xiaolan really went to look for you, Xiaoguang." Jianzhu said with a sad face, "How is Xiaolan now?"

"She is very well now, you should tell her how it is." After finishing speaking, Yang Guang handed the [-]D image repeater to Jianlan, and said, "Your father is looking for you."

Gladiolus accepted the stereoscopic image repeater with a stinky face, and ran to the side to have a father-daughter talk.But before Yang Guang was proud of his wit, Jianlan's face turned from cloudy to cloudy and then cloudy to sunny. After a while, he handed back the [-]D video repeater with a sunny face.

"My dad is looking for you."

Yang Guang, who took over the stereoscopic image repeater, felt bad, and saw Jianzhu on the stereoscopic image repeater said to Yang Guang rather embarrassedly: "Ahem, Xiaoguang, my daughter will travel with you first. "

Fuck!What is this development?Facing your daughter who ran away from home, instead of twisting her ears and dragging her home, you let her wander outside?What is your majesty as a father!And when did my relationship with your family get so good?Letting my daughter travel with me, almost a stranger?Don't think that I can't do anything with your daughter because I'm young and the tool for committing crimes hasn't matured yet, you bastard!

Yang Guang couldn't help roaring crazily in his heart, feeling as if he had lifted a rock and hit his foot.

Roaring inwardly, Yang Guang still had to put on a troubled expression on the surface, saying, "I'm afraid...it's not appropriate, is it?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. I believe it's the best choice for Xiaolan and someone as outstanding as you, Xiaoguang, to travel together." Uncle Jianlan said with a look of reassurance that you are doing things: "Xiaolan is a character who refuses to admit defeat. The reason why she has worked so hard over the years is to surpass you, and she will work harder with you by her side."

"But……"

"I know what you are worried about...Xiaolan has lost her mother since she was a child. As a father, I am busy with work and neglect to discipline. I have developed such a stubborn temper in her somehow. I think it will add a lot to you. Trouble." Jianzhu took out a palm-sized machine and pressed it a few times, and then said: "I won't let you work in vain, a small meaning is not a respect."

With a beep, Yang Guang's illustration book showed that he had received a remittance in his account, and Yang Guang counted... one, two, three, four, five, six, six zeros, a total of 100 million!

"Don't worry, leave everything to me!"

Section 15 14. Malice from the world

Yang Guang soon regretted how he was fascinated by a mere 100 million, because Jianlan disrupted Yang Guang's life on the second day after joining the team.

In the morning, Yang Guang got up early and took Agung and Gua Tai for a morning jog, while Jian Lan silently ran along with Ivy Snake.Of course, it is impossible for Jianlan's physical fitness to be comparable to that of Yang Guang, an animal that can fight elves. After jogging for five kilometers, I become a husky. (Husky posture—limbs touching the ground, tongue sticking out and gasping for breath)

In order to prevent Jianlan from insisting on running against her and causing her to collapse, Yang Guang had to change his daily morning run from a 10-kilometer sprint to a [-]-kilometer jog.

At breakfast time, the miraculous delicacy made by Mumu has the effect of restoring status, turning Gladiolus from a husky back into a sassy and beautiful girl again.

In the morning, Yang Guang routinely took Agung and Gua Tai to find the wild elves in the forest to PK, and Gladiolus, who had regained his strength, still followed with the Ivy Snake.Yang Guang led Guatai and Agung to defeat ten wild elves, Jianlan, and wanted to let Ivy Snake defeat eleven of them. Unfortunately, Jianlan obviously has no experience in what kind of wild elves should be used as opponents. Why did they provoke a group of big needle bees, causing the ivy snake to be pushed back in an instant. In the end, Yang Guang spent a lot of effort in commanding Agong and Guatai to fight guerrilla tactics to successfully repel the group of big needle bees.

After a break at noon, Jianlan took her Ivy Snake to fight Yang Guang again in the afternoon.Agong expresses that he doesn't want to fight with the elf of Jianlan, so he goes lazy in a grandiose manner, while Gutai confronts the Ivy Snake with high spirits.

Because Mumu can use the healing wave to help restore physical strength, she can fight unscrupulously.In one afternoon, Ivy Snake and Guatai fought a total of ten 1V1 matches. In the end, Yang Guang had a record of 7 wins and 3 losses.Although Yang Guang wins more and loses less, the process is extremely uncomfortable. In the ten games, Yang Guang's Gua Tai always has the upper hand, but Gladiolus' Ivy Snake can always fight back with various extraordinary performances. Three innings were overturned.

This feeling is roughly equivalent to when he was playing PK games in his previous life, his conscious operation and equipment were ahead of his opponent, but he couldn't withstand the opponent's RP value bursting every time he was critically hit... Yang Guang could only stick a stick at this malicious world. middle finger.

In the evening, Yang Guang went fishing. He thought that there was only one fishing rod in total, so Jianlan couldn't come to compete with him in fishing, right?As a result, Jianlan really found a long wooden stick and tied a line and sat next to Yang Guang to fish together.

Yang Guang is holding the highest-grade fishing rod produced by Dewen Company, while Jianlan is holding the scum that is not as good as the lowest-grade broken fishing rod. In this case, Yang Guang is really powerless to complain.

But the result... When Yang Guang put away his fishing rod, his bucket was filled with about twenty king carps, and they were all released as a matter of course, but the actual harvest was zero.

On the other side, Jianlan also put away her fishing rod. Yang Guang glanced at her fish bucket and found that there was only one small fish in it that was ugly beyond a certain level, but Yang Guang's eyes almost stared at this one fish. out.

stupid fish

LV15 ♀

Trait: Adaptability

Remarks: Top-notch talent, yearning for beautiful things but feeling inferior for his ugly appearance.

At this moment, Yang Guang's mood can probably be summed up in this sentence - European!Let you know the anger of Africans today!My spear is painted...