My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"Call her Shiyu and call me Sawamura, why are there so many differences when they are all friends?" Ying Lili said dissatisfiedly, staring at Su Jie with her teeth exposed.

Su Jie is still not fully accustomed to Japanese customs. Generally, the names are called by people who are very familiar. Su Jie thinks it is nothing, but listening to other people's ears, he doesn't feel that, at least it is like Yingli Li now.

"This has something to do with the European style. Boys have a preference for the big one. As for you..." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu had a black belly, her bright eyes turned on Su Jie, and then she stared at Ying Lili's chest, and the corners of her mouth curved slightly. .

Goose bumps appeared on Su Jie's arm.

Hey, why do you take me as an example, I'm just a boy here?

Um!Although what Shiyu of Kasumigaoka said is not bad...

"Isn't it just two lumps of fat? What's so great, I will definitely grow in the future, I must..."

Ying Lili blushed with shock. Although she tried her best not to believe it, she was still influenced by Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, and subconsciously wrapped her arms around her chest.

"Otherwise, why did Su Jun call me that? You say so, Su Jun." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu asked Su Jie.

"Is this true?" Ying Lili turned her head fiercely, her eyes seeming to eat people.

"Cough, what, in fact, I take it all." Su Jie coughed and said seriously.

Ying Lili's face was blushing, but Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu seemed to be nonchalant, and said lightly, "Does it mean that you don't refuse men and women?"

puff!

Hearing that, Su Jie almost didn't fall to the ground, and quickly expressed his three views: "My orientation is normal, and taking everything only refers to big breasts, medium breasts and poor breasts."

"It's disgusting, Su Jun is really disgusting." The blush on Ying Lili's face has not subsided. When it comes to this kind of male and female thing, not everyone is as bold as Shiyu of Kasumigaoka.

"Hey, when did the two of you form an offensive and defensive alliance? This plot is not right!" Su Jun felt a little depressed, did he get the wrong script, or was it because both sides were courting, but neither of them got any benefit. Instead, he answered perfunctorily. aroused anger.

......

"Then you will call me Ying Lili in the future, and I will generously allow you to take advantage of it once."

From the end of the argument of the European school, Eri Ri stood on tiptoe, made herself look taller, strengthened her confidence and plucked up the courage to say.

"Why, I think the name Sawamura is also very nice!" Su Jie glanced at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu when he spoke, but the other party didn't respond, not afraid of causing a melee.

"I don't want to lose to Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu!" Ying Lili gave Su Jie's reason, which was so powerful that Su Jie couldn't refute it.

Continuing to glance at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, but still no response, Su Jie said: "This, okay, Yingli Li."

For the first time, a smile appeared on Ying Lili's face, and the two beautiful willow leaf eyebrows provoked Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, as if making a silent provocation. The two never stopped confrontation when they were together.

"Childish!" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu finally reacted, closing the book with a snap, and said coldly, "Eat, I'm hungry."

"That's right, let's eat, I'm hungry too." Su Jie was really hungry and had been a humanoid flag waving device all morning.

Ying Lili didn't talk this time, but took out the bento from her schoolbag. Seeing that Su Jie didn't move, she said strangely, "Su Jie, where is your bento, you didn't bring the bento to buy food!"

"Someone brought it." Su Jie replied.

At this time, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka took out the bento from her schoolbag, um, for two.

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ps: Thank you for the 10000 book coins in the so-called chapter of Yiren Zaihui ^_^

Chapter 61: Tsundere Girl

Ying Lili's movements froze in her hands, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu kept moving, as if she didn't see all this, and handed the lunch box to Su Jie's hands.

Su Jie opened the bento box and was picking up chopsticks to pick up food, but found a pair of chopsticks stretched out faster.

"Why are you so skilled?" Ying Lili gritted her teeth, looking at the appearance of Shiyu and Su Jie in the Xia Zhiqiu, it seemed that she had eaten lunch like this not once or twice.

While speaking, Ying Lili took a fish ball from Su Jie's bento box and stuffed it into her mouth, as if to vent her anger.

"Do you think it's abnormal?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced at Ying Lili and said nonchalantly.

"Of course, this is also developing too fast." Yingli said indifferently, her face suddenly turned red after speaking, and then she stretched out her chopsticks and once again took a few meat rolls from Su Jie's bento box.

"You're going to finish my bento." Su Jie glared at Ying Lili, said angrily, and at the same time accelerated the speed of cooking rice.

"I'm trying the dishes, give me two more pieces." Ying Lili was unwilling and wanted to stretch out her chopsticks. Su Jie closed the bento directly. You can't make me hungry because of the fighting spirit of the two of you!

At this time, Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly started, and took a chopstick dish from Eiri's bento box and ate it into her mouth before Eiri could react.

"What are you doing?" Yin Li Li followed Su Jie's example and closed the bento box.

"Try the dishes." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu narrowed his eyes.

"This is what my mother made for me, so I don't need to try it." Ying Lili was speechless, and was treated by Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu's own way.

"It turned out to be my mother's love bento! Sure enough, it's Miss Waste Material, can you fry poached eggs?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu said something, and Ying Lili was immediately fried.

"Of course I know how to cook or something." Ying Lili argued in a fit of anger.

"You can cook?" Su Jie said in surprise, Yingli didn't look like someone who knew how to cook.

"Are you sure?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu also asked again, invisibly putting pressure on Ying Lili.

"I... Of course I will... learn." Ying Lili's voice was getting lower and lower, and Su Jie's guilt and shy expression made Su Jie burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh!" Ying Lili rushed on Su Jie arrogantly, trying to cover Su Jie's mouth.

"The lunch box is gone, come down..."

"No, you're still laughing."

"I didn't laugh, you see... puff puff... haha."

"Death to me, I'm going to kill you."

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After finally finishing the lunch, Su Jie did not dare to stay any longer, and left the school after eating.

While waiting at the door, Su Jie received another text message from Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, with only a simple sentence: tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, the music fountain in Hengju Square, if you are late ( *?ω?)?╰ひ╯

Su Jie shook his head with a wry smile, and he could almost imagine the black-bellied expression on Shiyu's belly when he sent this text message.

Tomorrow is the day when I agreed with Xiazhiqiu Shiyu to attend the author's party. Of course, Su Jie did not forget that this kind of party had nothing to do with Su Jie, and Su Jie didn't like to join in the fun, but Xiazhiqiu Shiyu insisted. Su Jie is not good at really brushing each other's face.

Putting this matter aside, Su Jie called Tong Nai and found Tong Nai and asked her to come out.

Tong Nai also just finished eating, because the school sports meeting was all done in the morning, so it was a holiday in the afternoon. Su Jie planned to go home. Tong Nai ran the game in the morning and went to dinner again. She was also tired with Su. Jay goes home.

Carrying Tong Nai, Su Jie did not go home immediately, but went to a nearby bookstore first. The fans on Weibo made Su Jie feel unreal. Su Jie wanted to see it with his own eyes. For real!

Because this bookstore is close to several nearby high schools, the business and scale are good. Su Jie came at noon, and it stands to reason that there will be fewer people in the store at this time.

But unlike what Su Jie imagined, the bookstore was overcrowded. On the left and right sides of the entrance of the bookstore were advertising billboards with high doorways. The exquisite pictures were printed with a bald cartoon character, a yellow cape and red gloves. The style of painting, the right side is the style of painting with fists and blood. The combination of the two phases looks particularly eye-catching.

"Saitama." Su Jie muttered to himself, the anime character on the billboard was nothing else, it was the protagonist of Su Jie's "One Punch Man", the one-hit male Saitama teacher.

"This is too efficient." Su Jie smacked his tongue secretly in his heart when he saw this scene.

You must know that the truth was told to Su Jie yesterday, and today even the publicity advertisements have come to the physical bookstore. No wonder Su Jie's fans on Weibo suddenly skyrocketed. Now Su Jie finally understands it.

If "Weekly Shonen Jump" were advertised like this in bookstores all over the country, then One Punch Man would be more popular than in his previous life. In a world where ACG culture is lacking, the influence and diffusion speed brought by an excellent comic is enormous. extremely fast.

Su Jie doesn't know whether Weekly Shonen Jump uses other means to advertise in addition to physical bookstore advertisements. Su Jie also doesn't understand this. He just thinks that it is very powerful to be able to run so many advertisements in physical bookstores.

"Would you like to go in with me?" Su Jie stopped the bicycle and asked, but Tong Nai in the back seat just waved his hand: "I've seen it before, you can go by yourself, the people inside are suffocating to death. , I'm not going."

Su Jie walked into the bookstore and just casually looked at it, and saw that many people in the store were reading with One Punch Man in hand. From the small to see the big one, it could be seen that One Punch Man's success was not the same in other bookstores. will be less.

While thinking about it, Su Jie walked to the reading room specially opened by the bookstore. The chairs here are full, most of them are young people, and many of them are students, which is also the main consumer of comics.

Holding a book and pretending to look at it, Su Jie stepped behind a boy who was watching One Punch Man. He was probably in the first or second grade of junior high school. He was wearing a school uniform that looked green and simple, with a six-pointed star sticker on his forehead. It looks like a good deceiver type.

Of course, Su Jie definitely didn't want to abduct and sell underage children.

The boy was looking at what he was still writing, his attention was focused on it, and Su Jie didn't even notice when he got behind him.

"Hey, kid, what kind of comic are you reading!" Su Jie pretended to have discovered it suddenly and pointed to the comic on the table.

The boy was startled by the sudden voice, and looked at Su Jie inexplicably, until Su Jie repeated the words again, and said: "One Punch Man, the new comics are very popular now, my classmate recommended me to watch it, Awesome."

"Is it amazing, how amazing! Tell me about it, I want to see it too." Su Jie lowered his IQ to the level of an elementary school student, which made it easier for the little boy to relax his guard.

The little boy thought he had met a fellow man, so he picked up the cartoon excitedly, pointed at the impressive bald head and said happily to Su Jie: "Look at the bald superman, this bald superman is very powerful, his fist can catch fire, he will... Will transform, just like this... like this..."

"Hey, I see, don't dance, everyone else is watching." Su Jie hurriedly pressed the little boy who was posing awkwardly, feeling that his IQ was about to be infected by the little boy and dropped to a negative number.

Ma Dan, it's obviously a very royal and bloody comic, why in the little boy's narration, Su Jie saw a strong bald figure, and even took the nickname of the bald superman, what a bald superman.

Su Jie complained in his heart, feeling that he had to correct the little boy's wrong views, so he said with a more exaggerated expression: "It seems really good to hear you say it, but I think the name of the comic seems to be One Punch Man, this It's the protagonist's name."

"What! This is the bald superman. His unique trick can kill others with his head. It's super powerful. I will cut a bald head next time. If anyone dares to bully me, I will kill him with a bald head." The little boy despised him. He looked at Su Jie with disdain for Su Jie's reminder.

At this moment, Su Jie's heart collapsed. Talking to elementary school students was definitely the stupidest decision he made. As the author, Su Jie didn't even know that Saitama had a bald head to smash others to death. Child, you are completely immersed in your own fantasy world. right.

"Don't be a child, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death like this."

Su Jiesheng was afraid that he had become an instigator inexplicably, and with the child's IQ, he might not be able to do this.

In order to divert the little boy's attention, he pointed to the paper the little boy had written before and said, "Then what is this you wrote."

"This is a questionnaire for a comic magazine. I have to fill it out and send it to the comic magazine. I can get a gift." The little boy showed off to Su Jie. Su Jie noticed the ranking filled in above, and the little boy gave No.1 to One Punch Man Tick ​​it, and write some comments below.

The message is nothing more than bald superman, iron-headed skill or something, Su Jie didn't dare to look closely, and was inexplicably afraid...

In the end, Su Jie took out two candies from his pocket, bubbled the little boy's happy snot, and handed the cartoon to Su Jie with the candy, asking Su Jie to share the happiness with him.

Su Jie smiled and patted the little boy's head, and left after a few words of encouragement, fearing that the little boy would destroy his three views on One Punch Man by staying here.

After leaving the bookstore, Su Jie was in a good mood. Although the little boy was a little funny, Su Jie had seen the enthusiasm of One Punch Man with his own eyes. Most of the people in the bookstore were rushing to this place.

"Let's go, brother will cook for you whatever you want to eat today." Su Jie was in a good mood and said generously to Tong Nai. Of course, he also had an attempt to buy people's hearts. There are still things that need Tong Nai's help tomorrow.

"Then I want to eat squid tempura, salmon yee, potato cheese, curry rice, grilled pork liver, sushi..."

Tong Nai Barabara talked a lot, and in the end, he couldn't count the names of the dishes with both hands, and there was a tendency to continue reading.

"I was joking just now, but you're serious." Su Jie was in a cold sweat. When he had to do so many dishes, he quickly went back on his word.

"A joke, I don't see a joke." Tong Nai angrily grabbed the soft flesh around Su Jie's waist and whispered to Su Jie's ear while Su Jie was riding a bicycle.

"Too many, three dishes at most."

"Ten trays."

"Have you finished eating?"