My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"Cough, no, that, how did you get in?"

"Looking for the key your sister asked for, fortunately I have a lot of intentions, the private meeting did not succeed, is it very frustrating?" Hiratsuka stood in front of the sofa, listening to the voice a little dissatisfied, it is estimated that he only listened to the second half of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's words , To be slandered like this, I will definitely not be able to calm down.

Su Jie understood. Yesterday, Hiratsuka Shizuo didn't say anything. He thought that the other party didn't care. It turned out that he planned to come and raid today.

Su Jie's head hurts, it's enough trouble to deal with Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, and now there is still Hiratsuka Jingjing coming to disrupt the situation, this is not letting him Su Jie live a good life today.

"As soon as you become boyfriend and girlfriend, you have to be inseparable and not allow others to have the slightest bit of privacy? The investigation is really strict."

A sneer came out along with Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu's head turning. The eyes of the two women in the style of royal sisters were facing each other at this moment. This was no longer an electric spark, but a spark hitting the earth.

"You also know the relationship between me and Su Jie, then please get up from my boyfriend. What distance should a friend be? I don't need to teach it. Of course, if you don't understand, I can teach you as before. After all, you were once my student too."

Shizuo Hiratsuka was already restraining his emotions, just looking at the ambiguous positions of the two, which was not an easy task.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised her body and said lazily, "Asuna told me that Su Jie chose you because you can tolerate his fussiness and generously don't interfere with his friendship behavior. Now it seems like an exaggeration. , I just came to the door, and you came over eagerly, asking me to say, since you don't trust Su Jie so much, what's the point of such a relationship?"

"That's someone else. I don't worry about you. If it was Asuna who came here today, I wouldn't need to come here at all." Hiratsuka Shizuo said very directly. Su Jie's ambiguous teasing, this is not a once or twice, which is why Hiratsuka Shizuo is worried.

"In the final analysis, it's still a matter of distrust. If you doubt me today, you may doubt others tomorrow. Putting this aside, I work in Firefly and have many opportunities to meet Su Jie."

"Su Jie didn't choose you now, will you continue to entangle?"

"It's just dating, and I'm not married. I'm not sure if I can have the last laugh."

The more the two talked about the smell of gunpowder, the atmosphere became tense. Shizuo Hiratsuka has always been strong, and Shiyu Kasumigaoka's black-bellied character is not too conceited. Jay can't stand it.

Chapter 440: A scholar meets a soldier

Hiratsuka Shizuo and Kasumigaoka Shiyu completely turned the living room of Su Jie's house into a battlefield.

In particular, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sat on Su Jie's lap and did not get up, so the scene was almost uncontrollable. In the end, Su Jie carried Xiazhiqiu Shiyu down, and finally managed to escape successfully.

"Can I have the last laugh? If it wasn't for you to disturb today, Su Jie was going to my house to meet my parents." Hiratsuka calmly glanced at Shiyu Kasugaoka, which is also a fact. He agreed to go to Hiratsuka today. At Jing's house, I confessed to Hiratsuka Jing's parents about their relationship.

"What Hiratsuka said is true?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was a little stunned. Didn't he confirm the relationship yesterday, and he was going to see his parents today?This is developing too fast.

"I've seen Jing Jing's parents before, and this time I'm going to open up the relationship." Su Jie answered very honestly, on the one hand, there was no need to hide it, on the other hand, it was also calm Hiratsuka Jing's heart, Hiratsuka Jing is bigger than Su Jie , There are also many blind dates. He must be eager and cautious about love. Su Jie needs to give Hiratsuka a reassurance. Generally speaking, if you are in love to the extent of seeing your parents, you will almost have to talk about marriage. .

A hint of unspeakable emotion flashed in Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes, the beautiful legs wrapped in black stockings trembled, representing Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's inner restlessness.

She had guessed a little bit. She knew that Hiratsuka Shizuo always failed blind dates. This may be one of the reasons why the two sides met their parents so quickly. In addition, Hiratsuka Shizuo is not too young, so it is okay to get married or something. Taking it into consideration, if Su Jie really married Hiratsuka Shizuo, she would be a complete failure, and there would be no chance.

Thinking of this, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's pink fist clenched slightly, and his heart was very unwilling.

"I really underestimated you, Hiratsuka Shizuo-sensei. It turned out that you had this tendency in the past, and you have been digging corners and have been kept in the dark." Kasumigaoka Shiyu sneered.

In her opinion, Su Jie and Hizuka Shizuo have developed so fast, they must have had an idea before. At that time, she and Asuna were fighting each other, but no one thought that they would eventually become The loser was exploited by Shizuo Hiratsuka.

Hiratsuka Jing frowned and said, "Su Jie has never belonged to any of you. When you say this again, please show evidence. You and Su Jie didn't communicate at the time, so why dig a corner? Say."

As soon as these words came out, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's words were stagnant. She liked Su Jie, but the two did not confirm the relationship between men and women. Strictly speaking, they were still more than friends and lovers. Not legally.

"I've always wondered why you would choose Shizuo Hiratsuka, Su-jun. Now I understand a little bit, because I'm not that cheeky. If I had a showdown with you, maybe it wouldn't have happened today."

The indifferent voice of self-deprecation came out from the red lips of Kasumigaoka Shiyu. This was her heartfelt voice. If time could go back to before high school graduation, then her advantage would be the greatest. Back then, Shizuo Hiratsuka was no match at all. The ability to enter is not enough.

It's a pity that there is no medicine for regret in the world. The established facts have been formed, and it is too late to say anything now. Even if Shiyu of Kasumigaoka talks more now, the relationship between Su Jie and Shizuo Hiratsuka will not be separated just because of her few words.

Hiratsuka Jing heard the sarcasm in Kasumigaoka Shiyu's words, and shot back: "My relationship with Su Jie doesn't need your evaluation. If you don't take actual actions yourself, don't blame others' efforts."

Hiratsuka's character is straightforward, and to put it simply, it is the style of a female man. He dares to speak and act. Su Jie knows more than Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu. Maybe Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu and Asuna are more reserved towards Su Jie, then Shizuo Hiratsuka's maturity and straightforwardness made her actions more direct. After she was sure that the person she liked was Su Jie, her occasional hesitation was quickly put aside. people come together.

Su Jie smiled helplessly, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said that he was unwilling, and he couldn't help but say: "Can we not talk about this now, we are all at my house together after all, and stay at my house for dinner today at noon."

"Let me cook." Hiratsuka Jing said, she didn't really want to have a strained relationship with Kasumigaoka Shiyu. Anyway, it was a teacher-student game. Kasumigaoka Shiyu used to be one of her proud students, but between rivals It's not that you can reconcile if you want to reconcile.

Unless Hiratsuka Shizuo gives up Su Jie, or Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Su Jie become friends, not in name, and there is no behavior beyond friends, so there is no competition between the two, but obviously, Hiratsuka Shizu can't do this. , Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn't seem to give up either.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes lit up, and suddenly he smiled and said, "Let me cook, some people can't do it well."

Who this is aimed at, that fool knows!

"It's a guest from afar, and there's no reason for the guest to cook. I'll cook today." Hiratsuka Shizu snorted coldly. She said that Shiyu of Kasumigaoka was a guest, so she put herself in the position of the hostess.

"I'm afraid that Su Jie is not used to eating. You have to know that in the past when he was in school, every day on the rooftop at noon, Su Jie ate the lunch I brought to school." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu stretched, showing her beautiful figure and smiling. Said, inside and out, nothing more than when I cook for Su Jie, you still don't know what Su Jie likes to eat.

Even at this time, the two women's language competition has not stopped, and now the battle is not about who cooks, but about a breath.

The corners of Su Jie's mouth twitched. He knew it would be like this, and he didn't say anything about keeping people to eat. He was really making trouble for himself.

"Either you two make your own, or I'll give you food below, and you don't have to be so troublesome. If you keep arguing like this, we can only go out to eat." Su Jie looked at the two and couldn't stop. The woman had to stand up and say.

"Under you? Can I bite it off when I eat it?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu turned his head to look, understood something wrong, and said with a half-smile.

Su Jie's face darkened all of a sudden, Hiratsuka Jing was still beside him, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka usually talked a lot, but now that his girlfriend was next to him, the occasion was wrong.

Turning his head and looking, he saw Hiratsuka Shizuo wrapped his arms and declared his sovereignty domineeringly; "If it's your own, you can even add mustard. Su Jie, please get out of the way, this is my dish."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu gritted her teeth, her black belly was against the female man Shizuo Hiratsuka, she really felt like a scholar met a soldier.

Su Jie looked strange, mmp, why does his crotch always feel cold.

Chapter 440: Tangerine Qi

It's noon!

The food on the table where Su Jie's family was located was fragrant, because no one let anyone else, this lunch was made by Shiyu and Shizuka of Kasumigaoka, each of whom cooked three dishes.

Sitting on a chair in front of the dining table, Su Jie had Hiratsuka Jing on his left and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka on his right. The six dishes were clearly laid out in front of Su Jie, waiting to be tasted.

Looking left and right, Su Jie swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Don't look at me, just eat when you're done, my sister and the others won't come back for lunch."

This morning, Su Jie made a sumptuous lunch for Tong Nai and Michiru, just knowing that Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu was coming to the house, he made preparations in advance.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu and Hirata Jing glanced at each other, and said quite tacitly, "Whose dishes do you like?"

This is a sending proposition.

Su Jie patted his forehead, and judged from the degree of completeness of color, aroma, and taste. Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu was the best cook among the girls Su Jie knew. His mother was a great cook. She also inherited her mother's excellent genes very well. All fried and fried.

Among the three dishes made here, two are Cantonese dishes in Chinese dishes, which are Su Jie's hometown dishes.

Hiratsuka Shizuo's cooking is actually not unpalatable, but it is obviously still a little short of deliciousness. It is an ordinary person's level, and it is not bad compared with others, and it is naturally a lot worse than Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

Picking up his chopsticks, Su Jie ate a little of each dish, and finally came to the same conclusion as his guess, telling the truth: "In terms of deliciousness, Shiyu's dishes are better, but Jingjing's dishes are also good. , it's just barely warm."

As soon as the words fell, Su Jie was stepped on by Hiratsuka Jing under the table.

When Su Jie said this, she was still in front of her rival, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu. She would be angry even if she was generous. She glared at Su Jie, gave him a look, and raised her eyebrows, as if she was saying to let Su Jie go to night. Wait and see.

Baring his teeth in pain, Su Jie's face was helpless, he couldn't let himself speak nonsense with his eyes open.

"Ah, ah, this is the gap. If you can't even cook well, how can you take care of a family in the future?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled slightly, looking down at Kasumigaoka Shiyu with the eyes of a victor.

Today I got a lot of fire, and now I finally won a small game. Although this did not change the situation, it also made Xiazhiqiu Shiyu feel a lot better.

"This doesn't make you worry about it. Cooking is something that can be mastered by learning, and there is nothing to show off." Hiratsuka Shizuo snorted. When the cooking skills were at a disadvantage, there was really no way to say anything. .

"Some people are 27 or [-] years old but they are not yet proficient. Cooking skills depend on talent, otherwise everyone would be a chef." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu laughed and said teasingly: "And if you don't care, Why are you doing things under the table? Is this trying to intimidate Su Jie and force the referee to change the result of the game?"

While speaking, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu glanced under the table, the subtle change in Su Jie's face could not be concealed from Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, because she often did that, and seeing Su Jie's expression, she knew that someone was doing it under the table. Small actions.

Hiratsuka Shizu's face was embarrassed, and before he could say anything, he listened to Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu continue to speak, and his red lips lightly opened: "Su Jun is quite experienced in this area, and when someone steps on his foot, he will grin, even if it doesn't hurt. The same is true of itching and stepping on it, this is his personal habit, and most people don't know it."

Su Jie, who was drinking the juice, almost didn't spit out a mouthful, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Shizuo Hiratsuka's angry eyes.

"Why are you so skilled! How did you get along with Kasumigaoka Shiyu in the past? Even she knows this habit." Hiratsuka Jing turned his head and asked Su Jie.

What Shiyu of Kasumigaoka said seemed to be announcing to Shizuo Hiratsuka that she knew Su Jie far better than herself, which also made Shizuo Hiratsuka question the level of ambiguity between the two of them before.

This black-bellied guy, Su Jie smiled bitterly in his heart, and glanced at the opposite Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, the other party replied with a curved mouth, smiling sweetly.

"It's just a simple way to make friends! I'm not lying." Su Jie blinked innocently, looking at my sincere eyes, absolutely not lying.

"That's right, we're just taking care of Bao's acquaintances, it's simple." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn't think it was a big deal, and made up for Su Jie next to him.

Hiratsuka Shizuo raised his eyes and said, "I have no problem with you making friends, but you have to grasp the scale, otherwise..."

Shizuo Hiratsuka didn't say anything later, but the secretly clenched fist undoubtedly explained the problem, making friends cannot be made on the bed.

From this point of view, Hiratsuka still trusts Su Jie, otherwise Su Jie will not let Su Jie grasp the scale, but directly let Su Jie and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu never communicate with each other.

Su Jie wiped the sweat from his forehead. He was so close and frightened that it was too hard to be sandwiched between these two powerful women. It was neither good nor bad. One side was a sugar-coated poison, and the other was a sharp-edged sword. Take every step carefully.

"Let's eat, don't eat cold dishes anymore." Su Jie greeted, and the two women who had come to an end silently picked up chopsticks.

Coincidentally, Hiratsuka Shizuo stretched out his chopsticks and took the dish made by Kasumigaoka Shiyu, and the same is true of Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who sandwiched the dish made by Hiratsuka Shizuo.

With his fingers tapped on the table, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu slapped his mouth and said, "There's too much salt, and the meat is getting old. Do you want to learn how to cook? I can guide you for free."

Shizu Hiratsuka also tasted Shiyu's dishes from Shimogaoka.

A single plate of stewed potatoes and beef, the large pieces of potatoes are stewed to a yellow sauce, and the mouth is full of smooth and meaty flavors. The potatoes are not stewed to the point of being overcooked, and they are slightly chewy. The fragrance of beef, meat and potatoes is perfectly blended, and it makes people have an unforgettable aftertaste after one bite.

Based on this, Shizuo Hiratsuka was silent for a while, and then calmly said: "I didn't quite understand before, what is love! Now I understand a little bit, cooking also needs love, and there is happiness in this dish. The taste, you made it very carefully."

Su Jie was stunned for a moment. He was so boastful. Why didn't he taste happiness? Could it be because he ate too much?And your words are easy to make people think crooked, that's very bad.

Not only Su Jie was stunned, but Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also stayed for two seconds before he reacted.

"Since I admit that my cooking is good, then I can teach you, so that Su Jun is not used to food in the future. He is too busy to cook and order takeaways. Those are not nutritious. I am not here to help you, just for the sake of Help Su Jun."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's answer is also surprising, he actually planned to teach his cooking skills to his rival, isn't this a rival?

However, it turned out that Su Jie thought too much, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was not so kind. At this time, he took off his disguise and said, "But I have one condition, you just said that you don't know what love is? Then It's simple, I can teach you this too, but you have to lend me Su Jie, I'll show you the practice and teach you to make love, how about it?"

There seems to be a restless atmosphere in the air. Is this the fragrance of lilies?

Tangerine.

The wine red beautiful eyes and the black pearl bright eyes looked at each other. After the eyes were confirmed, Su Jie coughed, and both of them turned their heads slightly, breaking the strange atmosphere.

Su Jie's face darkened, and his eyes moved between the two. At that moment, his heart was empty, and he felt that he almost lost something.

"You have a good abacus, but unfortunately there are no such cheap things in the world. If you want to practice, you can find someone else. There are so many men in this world that Su Jie can't give it to you." Hiratsuka Jing did not hesitate. Rejected, sneered: "And you are not the only one who is good at cooking in this world. If you want to learn, you can always find it."

"Why don't you ask Su Jie if you'd like to eat the dishes I made, everyone has different tastes, and others who teach you may not be able to teach you the tastes that Su Jie likes.

It's still picking things up at this time, this is roasting Su Jie on the fire!Su Jie was speechless, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was obviously trying to persuade people with crooked reasoning.

How to answer, without Hiratsuka Jing asking, Su Jie said: "I'm not that picky about the taste, as long as I like the food, you can rest assured."