My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"That was an accident, didn't you say it all before! If you're really unhappy, I'll sacrifice the big deal and give you a kiss." Su Jie scratched his head, and Hiratsuka Jing, who was pretending to be stupid, suddenly He stood up, grabbed Su Jie's collar, and stared at him, as if he wanted to kill someone with his eyes.

"Just take advantage of it, if you are not afraid of me tearing your mouth, you will come." Hiratsuka Jing squinted at Su Jie.

"Just kidding, why are you so serious?" Su Jie didn't want to die, the smile was over.

"Speaking of blind dates, Jing Jing, have you gone on a blind date recently?"

"Why are you asking this! Do you want me to teach you your experience?" Hiratsuka Shizuo frowned.

"Let's forget about experience. I'm just asking you when your blind date will be successful, so I don't have to continue acting with you. Do you think I don't care?"

"Wait." Hiratsuka Shizuo stared.

"I've been waiting for two months."

"I've been dating for four years, what is two months?"

Hearing this, Su Jie was suddenly discouraged and said speechlessly: "It shouldn't be! According to the script, Jingjing, a royal sister like you, won't be so uninterested. How did you get on a blind date?"

"If you haven't seen it before, just chat like that, what else can you do? If you are with the person you want, you can have a successful blind date. I won't tell you about other things on the blind date. I know what you want to say, but you can't meet directly. The man went straight to the point and asked if you have a car? Do you have a house? Do you have any savings?

If he says no, you are going to ask me to throw out the car keys, real estate certificate, and bank card, and simply say that I have all these, why don't you marry me. "

Speaking of the back, Shizuo Hiratsuka narrowed his eyes slightly, and as soon as Su Jie nodded, he felt a chill hit.

"Do you think I look like a fool? Or are you a fool?" Hiratsuka Shizuo didn't punish Iron Fist before, but now he can't bear it anymore, his face is blue and he punches Su Jie.

Boom!

This punch was not light, Su Jie took two steps back and grinned: "I haven't said anything yet, it's obviously you who said it yourself, it's none of my business!"

"Although you didn't say it, but that's what you think, think about it from a different perspective. If you go on a blind date, if someone throws money at you like this, or if someone asks you to have these things, how would you feel?" Hiratsuka Shizuo Instead of reasoning with Su Jie, he pointed at his head.

"If the other party is a beautiful woman, I don't mind." Su Jie shrugged. Of course, Su Jie is not bad for material requirements.

"It's beautiful to think about, then others will have to look at you." Hiratsuka said, not knowing what to think, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said to Su Jie: "As I said just now, I have all the cars, houses, and tickets. Yes, how will you marry me?"

If Shizuo Hiratsuka used himself as an example just now, then now he is really asking.

Su Jie was stunned for a moment, and was stared at by Hiratsuka Jing's bright eyes. After reacting, he opened his mouth wide, pointed to himself, and said, "You are telling me that you want me to marry you? What a joke, how is this possible. "

"Yes, didn't you say that you wouldn't mind if a beautiful girl had a blind date with you? In terms of looks, I'm not bad." Hiratsuka Jing smiled and said to Su Jie jokingly, looking at Su Jie's slightly flustered facial expression, find it interesting.

Su Jie thought for a while, Hiratsuka Jing is of course a beauty, but she is also a tigress. Su Jie has never thought about this issue.

"It's different, it's different, it's so different." Su Jie shook his head repeatedly, he didn't want to let himself go into the fire pit.

Su Jie has vague feelings and feelings about Hiratsuka's feelings for him, but it is impossible to eliminate Hiratsuka's impression of Su Jie in the past.

Moreover, Hiratsuka Jing is very qualified as a teacher, but as a wife, Su Jie doesn't know how to describe it. At least he thinks that his current anti-attack ability is far from enough to bear this blessing.

"What's the difference? It's just you that's different. You can't do it now, maybe in the future." Hiratsuka Jing didn't expect to get an answer from Su Jie. He just gave Su Jie a hygienic eye and left a meaningful sentence. if.

Buzz!

Su Jie was terrified, and he didn't know what Hiratsuka Shizuo would say if he continued to chat. The phone vibrated suddenly. Su Jie took out his phone and saw that it was a text message from Tong Nai, urging Su Jie to hurry up. , she waited impatiently.

"Tong Nai is waiting for me, I'll talk here today, another day, another day I'll go to your house." Su Jie shook the phone, the text message came at the right time, and happened to help himself out of the siege.

"Go." Hiratsuka Shizuo didn't keep anyone, just waved his hand at will.

Su Jie left Hiratsuka Jing's office, and before he knew it, a cold sweat broke out on his back.

Looking back at the closed door, Su Jie finally gave a wry smile, capsized two boats, and now seems to be on a new boat, Su Jie didn't know if he should be proud of his attractiveness.

How can a song be sung, a new harem has appeared, how can it be stopped.

This is probably the true portrayal of Su Jie's complex inner heart.

Chapter 420 Three: Stealing an Electric Car to Support You

Akihabara!

After Su Jie finished talking with Shizuka Hiratsuka, he came to Akihabara, the Holy Land of Two-dimensional, from Toyosaki Academy.

"Tong Nai, there seems to be an event over there, do you want to go over there and take a look?" Su Jie said to Tong Nai, who was following him, and pointed to an event site ahead.

"What! You want to take me out on a date with someone else!"

The cute little mouth pouted so high, Tong Nai snorted softly, unmoved at all.

"They say they're friends. You know Ying Lili too. The other party has a fan meeting here. I'm here to help her."

Su Jie rubbed Tong Nai's hair and explained casually.

Su Jie came to Akihabara at the invitation of Ying Lili yesterday. When he left Toyonozaki College, Tong Nao had a word and followed him.

The reason is obviously obvious. For Kirino, who is under the control of her brother, although the threat of Ying Lili is not as big as that of Asuna Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and the others, but who knows what will happen when they are alone, so I follow him uneasy.

"People don't necessarily take you as a friend, maybe they want to be a boyfriend." Tong Nai muttered, thinking inwardly.

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, hey! Isn't that Eiri? She's here."

Tong Nao shook his head and suddenly noticed a girl on his left walking by.

A floral dress with relatively simple and elegant colors. The long design of the upper body looks slim and slim. The straight version and high waistline design can effectively lengthen the proportion of the body. The deep V-neck design just shows a charming look. The collarbone and a pair of casual white shoes under the feet look full of the elegance and freshness of a literary girl.

Take a closer look, isn't it the Yingli pear that Su Jie is waiting for!

Dress up!Su Jie was stunned, wondering if he had set Yingri and Asuna upside down. The other party usually wears skirts, especially long skirts.

But thinking of the fan signing event that the other party is going to hold today, I know it in my heart. It is estimated that this is the case.

Contrary to what Su Jie thought, Tong Nai looked at Ying Lili with slightly narrowed eyes, and felt that the other party's dress was probably for Su Jie's sake, and her vigilance suddenly increased rapidly.

"Su Jun..." Ying Lili also saw Su Jie at this time, and just waved her hand happily at Su Jie, her eyes suddenly saw Tong Nai next to Su Jie, and the smile on her face immediately froze.

"Let's go." Su Jie walked to Ying Lili, and smiled when they met: "Yingli Li, you are dressed up beautifully today, um, remember to give me a set for the fan signing event, I want to take it home and collect it later. There is also bragging rights.”

Ying Lili is not a girl with deep thoughts. Hearing Su Jie's words, she was very happy, but when she saw Tong Nai next to Su Jie, she couldn't smile.

"You brought your sister, shouldn't Tong Nao be in school today? Why don't you say it first?" Ying Lili glanced at Tong Nai with her big sapphire eyes. She was not unfamiliar with Tong Nai. Nai will also go to Firefly Company to find Su Jie. The two have met many times.

But maybe it's because the two people are born with incompatible zodiac signs, this is the relationship!You can understand it just by looking at the expressions of the two of them.

"Yin Lili, you are not doing something shameful, isn't it just an autograph meeting! At that time, I won't disturb you anyway." Tong Nai stood up with her hands on her hips, and said with her head held high, this light bulb was her choice. It will definitely not give Yingli pear smooth sailing.

"What did I say, don't you know that being a light bulb is the most annoying thing?" Ying Li Li was not to be outdone, her little nose wrinkled, and Tong Nao met.

"I just finished attending the parent-teacher meeting with Tong Nai, and she won't go to school today." Su Jie shook his head at Ying Lili, he guessed what Tong Nai was thinking, but he couldn't say what Tong Nai said about this kind of thing, so he could only let him The two rarely confront each other.

snort!

The two women glared at each other, and Ying Lili walked to Su Jie's side and said, "The autograph session starts at five and ends around seven. It happened that someone gave my mother two movie tickets, and she didn't have time to watch it. How about we go to the movies before we go to waste."

Eri Li said, and raised her eyebrows at Tong Nao, full of provocative demonstrations.

Where would Tong Nai be convinced? Hearing this with a sneer, he curled his lips and said, "You can say such a bad excuse, bro, since we're here in Akihabara, when you're done with Ying Lili, go shopping with me. , I have a lot of games and figures to buy."

"Shopping, what's the point of going shopping with my sister, how good we go to the video game city."

"You are so stupid when you play games, and you still go to the video game city. Brother, you accompany me to the food court. We haven't eaten all the food in Akihabara together."

The existence of Su Jie did not stop the fighting between the two, but acted like a fuse, making the conflict even more acute.

"Do you think I know the technique of shadow clone? I have hundreds of thousands of men in one minute, and I go to the movies, go shopping, and play games with you. I'm so idle!"

Su Jie couldn't bear it any longer, pinching the cheeks of the two girls, sternly rejecting their unreasonable demands.

"Well, let go."

"release!"

Her palms were slapped open at the same time, Eri puffed out her peach cheeks, and fluttered her ponytails: "Why don't you say this when you eat with Shiyu Kasugaoka and play games with Asuna, it's hypocritical, it's too hypocritical, no wonder you can't find it. to a girlfriend."

"Cough cough, I rarely go out now, what you said is from the past." Su Jie coughed twice, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu and Asuna don't talk about eating and playing games with him now, they would probably kill him. Have.

"In addition, I can't find a girlfriend or something, but I don't have this plan for the time being. Otherwise, with my three conditions of 180mm, 180cn, and 180 square meters, how can I not find a girlfriend."

"Rogue." Ying Lili's pretty face turned red. As an H cartoonist, she couldn't hear what Su Jie said. The length, height, and size of the house were all there, and the criteria for choosing a mate would definitely not be bad.

"What kind of riddles are you two playing? You come here and talk about other women, boring or not." Tong Nai said, she was also extremely dissatisfied with Su Jie's statement, and said: "It's worth hundreds of thousands in a minute, it's amazing to be rich. If you have money, you don’t want a younger sister! If you don’t open a company and draw comics now, you will abandon me.”

Speaking of the back, Tong Nai's eyes were red, his brother's accusation was not understood by Su Jie, and he was ignored by Su Jie, and another competitor appeared. This girl's heart was stimulated a lot.

"What are you thinking, don't say I'm rich now, even if I don't have money, I'll support you even if I steal an electric car! Who called you my sister?" Su Jie lifted Tong Nai's bangs and looked at that kind of beauty. face, said very seriously.

Tono: "..."

Yingli Li: "..."

Chapter 420: The sprouting of Yingli pear

At five o'clock in the afternoon, with the start of the fan signing session, Kirino and Eiri ended the confrontation.

Zhangze Convention and Exhibition Center!

Today, a unique book fan and comic fan meeting was held here. Well-known light novel authors, manga authors, illustrators, and eroge painters from all over Japan gathered here to hold a huge autograph session.

Various manufacturers also took this opportunity to launch various promotional activities, and cosplay crowds abound.

The organizers of the event are twelve publishing houses, all of which are well-known in Japan. The power of cooperation is obviously great.

From the tens of thousands of fans who came to the scene, you can see the scale of this time.

This time, Ying Lili didn't let her agent... her mother, Sayuri Sawamura, come over because of Su Jie.

As a well-known eroge artist, Ying Lili may not be the most famous here, but the number of people waiting in line for autographs is no less than that of other cartoonists and light novel authors.

The [-]-meter line is long and winding, and fans who come to line up will receive the autograph of Ying Li Li's new painting, which is very popular.

Su Jie helped Ying Lili carry the book and gave some small gifts to those fans. At the beginning, there were people who were suspicious and could not believe that it was Su Jie. Su Jie's true identity was immediately exposed, causing a shock in the venue.

Today, with Su Jie's reputation in the Japanese acg field, it is no exaggeration to call him No.1. Su Jie in comics, games, animations, and novels is either number one or ranks high, even the most inconspicuous Su Jie also has two successful works, "Story Series" and "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue".

It is conceivable that Su Jie's appearance was undoubtedly a shock to many fans of comics and novels in the venue. With the spread of news, the number of fans gathered here increased exponentially, and the number of people in line has increased from One line was changed to a wavy line of several characters.

Not only fans, but also light novel authors and cartoonists. To them, Su Jie is like a living myth. It is an insurmountable peak. Think about what Su Jie has achieved so far. Achievements and works, no one dares to compete with Su Jie for acg No.1 position.

In the end, the organizer was also overjoyed that Su Jie came uninvited, and rushed over to arrange the best booth for Su Jie, but was rejected by Su Jie. He came here today to help Ying Lili, not for himself. It's not good, although it has been said that now, the fans in the queue, everyone begged him to give an autograph.

"Sorry for stealing your limelight."