My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"First kiss?" Asuna's face was very ugly, she pinched Su Jie's waist, this bastard, quietly took Hiratsuka's first kiss, and dared to say it was acting, did you think she was a fool? ?

"It's such a reality, Shizuka Hiratsuka, as a teacher, you should know that forcing a student like this is not a good thing. Even if you really need a blind date, you should look for someone of the opposite sex of the same age, instead of looking for someone like Su Jie who is better than you. A boy ten years younger."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu is worthy of being a poisonous tongue, and he immediately seized the loophole of Hiratsuka Shizuo. In the competition for love, politeness and concession are the most unforgivable.

Shizuo Hiratsuka's behavior finally aroused public anger, and Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Asuna both aimed at Shizuo Hiratsuka. This may be the biggest variable today.

"Haha!" Hiratsuka Jing laughed twice, waved his hand indifferently, and said without changing his face: "What can it explain? In your opinion, Su Jie took my first kiss and it was me who killed Su. Jay? Or am I taking advantage?

Oh!Forgot to mention, only immature little girls care about external things such as age, identity, car and house. You think these are obstacles, but in my opinion, it is the opposite. "

Hiratsuka Shizuo refuted Kasumigaoka Shiyu with a simple and straightforward sentence. Leaving aside her personality, Hiratsuka's royal sister temperament and teacher status are more attractive to young boys. As for age, Hiratsuka Shizu has a blind date. She has failed countless times, and she has already seen it through. Now she is looking for a partner not by age, but by her own heart.

Su Jie nodded and said subconsciously, "That's right, so we should put aside our worldly concepts. It's good for two boats to travel together, so..."

Su Jie couldn't speak any longer, because Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and Asuna had already looked at him viciously, and Shizuo Hiratsuka's eyes wanted to kill, which made Su Jie's arm get goosebumps.

"You have two boats. You dare to say it on this occasion. You came here today with this idea in mind? That's good...very good." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu lost her smile and gritted her silver teeth. He picked up the teacup in his hand and smashed it at Su Jie.

"Die!" Asuna didn't talk nonsense, she rolled up the book in her hand in a circle, and smashed it at Su Jie.

"Hey, listen to me, wait." Before Su Jie had time to explain, the attack of the two beautiful girls came in one blow, making Su Jie hug her head and run away. It was impossible to fight with the two girls.

"Where to run."

"Stop for me."

Su Jie ran around the pavilion, and the two beautiful girls were chasing after them. They were really pissed off. It would be good to choose anyone, but Su Jie planned to have both. Both Sina and Kasumigaoka Shiyu could not wait to tear this bastard apart.

Fortunately, Su Jie is a young and strong boy, and he has been exercising in the gym for so long, and he has learned martial arts from Haruka Kuroki. The physical quality is not something that two girls can catch up with. Su Jie is in the process of chasing him. Always keep a distance from Shiyu Asuna and the others, it looks dangerous, but in fact it is extremely safe.

But this state of affairs did not last, because Shizuo Hiratsuka entered.

"Stop!" Su Jie stopped immediately. He knew that he could use the Run and Escape technique to deal with Shiyu and Asuna, but to deal with Shizuo Hiratsuka, he would be asking for trouble, Shizuka Hiratsuka strode over, Su Jay had to hit the ground hard.

"Don't be in a hurry, let me finish the sentence, okay?" Su Jie looked at Hiratsuka Jing, who came over, and shouted.

Asuna and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu both ran out of Xianghan, and when they heard the words, they stood on both sides to prevent Su Jie from escaping.

"Okay, I've heard what you have to say. If you're talking about things that don't make sense, you know the consequences." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu put her slender fingers on Su Jie's waist, and the threat was very strong.

"There's nothing to explain now, this guy is eating what's in the bowl and watching the pot." Asuna had already stepped on Su Jie a few times, and her resentment was hard to contain.

"Come back with me, my parents need you." Hiratsuka said calmly, causing Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Asuna to roll their eyes.

"Listen to my explanation, say it in advance, you won't be able to do it later." Su Jie touched his nose and prepared in advance.

The two women focused their attention, because they knew that the final result would come out of Su Jie's mouth. With such a big battle today, it was because they didn't want Su Jie to continue to delay, so how could he get the exact answer from Su Jie!

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's charming eyes looked over, and she smiled again and again, but the strength of the soft flesh around her waist tightened, and she exhaled in Su Jie's ear: "My illustrator, please remember your choice."

"Now you're here to deceive people, Su Jie, you choose her without me, choose me without her." Asuna gave Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu a cold look, she simply refused to admit defeat.

Even at this time, the two women did not forget to target, and there was no sign of easing at all. Su Jie wanted to drive two boats, which turned out to be just a beautiful fantasy.

"My choice is simple, I'm going to get off the bus, no, I'm going to get off the boat."

Su Jie coughed twice, his face became serious in vain, and said loudly: "I feel that I can't control two boats, and one boat is too dangerous, so I abandoned the boat."

Those who drowned were all able to use water. Su Jie felt that he chose both based on his courage. Not to mention that he would definitely not succeed. Under the current situation and intimacy, he would probably die miserably.

"What are you talking about?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna were stunned, this choice was something they would never have guessed.

"I said, I didn't choose Shi Yu, and I didn't choose Asuna. I'll live by myself in the future." Su Jie's voice was much lower this time, a little lack of confidence.

"Do you want to die?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's face turned gloomy, his bright eyes widened, and the jade fingers pinching the soft flesh around Su Jie's waist began to exert force.

"Why?" Asuna couldn't hold her breath anymore, her eyes were a little red, she pointed at Shizuka Hiratsuka, and shouted, "Is it because of her?"

With the three present, Su Jie did not choose her and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, the result was self-evident.

In fact, not only Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and Asuna were puzzled, but even Shizuo Hiratsuka was a little confused. She had doubts about who Su Jie chose before, and did not have much hope for herself. After all, Su Jie expressed her position many times. , is more of a respectful attitude towards her, but now, Su Jie is going to make a reversal, thinking of this, Hiratsuka Jing's face is a little red.

Unexpectedly, Su Jie shook his head again at this time and said, "I made it very clear that I will not choose anyone, including Jingjing."

Shizuo Hiratsuka's face was dark, and he couldn't help clenching his fists. This bastard did it on purpose.

"I'm serious, I'm not joking, just treat me as a perfectionist." Su Jie nodded again, and waved at Shizuo Hiratsuka, indicating that he can't do it at this time.

After the experience of Bingtang Shanghui last time, Su Jie already had this plan before he came. When he found that he couldn't pedal two boats in the end, Su Jie could only choose one of the two. No matter who Su Jie chose, the other It will definitely be difficult for one party to accept, and maybe they will become enemies, just like in a school romance animation he watched in his previous life, the male pig's feet were also let down by the girl who raised the hatchet, What happens then...

So Su Jie finally decided to give up at the same time. Neither Asuna nor Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu chose either, which made them feel much better.

Although Su Jie had regrets in his heart, he finally didn't have to continue to go back and forth between the two.

It's not like Su Jie has never lived without a female partner. In the previous life, Su Jie lived alone, and he lived very well in the end. I think that when Su Jie first passed through that time, he was all about creating and developing acg, and he had no idea of ​​falling in love. Now It's a return to originality.

Thinking about the past few months, after crossing over, although Su Jie has a successful career, there are too many girls around. Su Jie can't make a choice. .

Well, in layman's terms, Su Jie flipped the table, not restricting the rules set by Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Asuna.

As for whether to make a profit or a loss after flipping the table, it depends on how you look at it. Of course, Su Jie could not hold the beauty, but he also relieved the heavy burden on his heart. Instead of worrying about overturning and drowning all day, Su Jie gave up The boat escaped, at least now Su Jie still has a lifebuoy.

Just when Su Jie thought the big thing was over and everything would be calm.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu took two steps back, his bright wine red eyes concealed murderous intent, and sneered: "Good you Su Jie, it's a good move to retreat to advance, hide Chen Cang, play hard to catch, Su Jie, do you think you can fool around like this? Naive."

Forehead!

Monk Su Jie Zhang Er was at a loss. Could this also decipher something else?

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said indifferently: "It seems that no one chooses to step back and be conservative, but in fact, the essence is delaying tactics, let us relax our vigilance and use the buffer time during this period to make other plans, so as to achieve ulterior motives, and finally stimulate Get up our rebellious mentality and wait for our counterattack to chase back, you are waiting for the final comeback."

Speaking of the back, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu stretched out three fingers and said with a tsk tsk: "I have to say, Su Jie, you are very good at playing three birds with one stone. You usually speculate in stocks, so you can suppress the two stocks of me and Asuna. Go down and wait for the opportunity to come back to the bottom of the bargain.

Hearing the good news of our failure to Shizuka Hiratsuka, we held it for a long time to grow, and finally spent a few years to cultivate feelings, continue to operate and increase positions, wait for the time to come, and the stock market rose sharply.

What an abacus!

What a wonderful plan!

What a heartwarming act!

It's a pity, Su Jie, you idiot, shameless bastard, and scum of snakes, have you never read Three Kingdoms or 36 Strategies? "

In the end, Shiyu of the Hill of Xia roared, and her lungs were about to explode.

Su Jie was stunned when he heard it. He really didn't think about it that much, he just flipped the table, but after Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's interpretation, it seemed that he really had an illegal purpose and became a conspiracy to play with people's hearts.

Asuna and Hiratsuka Shizuo thought for a while, she already understood the 'truth', and they all approached with gnashing of teeth.

"You are talking nonsense, I never thought about it that way." Su Jie was anxious, but why was he still a little moved when he heard Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu say so.

That is, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, a beautiful girl with a black belly, can find an explanation for this conspiracy theory for Su Jie, and Su Jie has nothing to say, because it sounds like the same thing!

"Continue acting? Then pretend to be innocent?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's eyes became more and more bad, and Asuna and Hiratsuka Shizu were also murderous, and she was almost deceived by Su Jie, a bastard.

"I'm wronged... sigh... it hurts, be merciful, you are serious!" Su Jie raised his hand and shouted, but there was no way to prove his innocence, and there was no chance to say it later, because the six fans The fist was like pouring rain, and it crashed on Su Jie.

Chapter 390 IX: Stopping at Rituals

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

This is the current impression of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, Asuna, and Shizuka Hiraka of Su Jie. They were able to fool all three of them with acting skills, which is not something ordinary people can do.

Su Jie received a few punches, really felt that he was innocent, and even wanted to roar, he was not acting.

But because of the existence of bad criminal records, no one believed what Su Jie said.

In the end, when the garden tea room was calm, Su Jieman sat helplessly on the railing, facing the small lotus pond, throwing bread in his hand to feed the koi.

On the other side, Asuna and the others drank tea and chatted, and the atmosphere was surprisingly much better. Even the mortal enemies of Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna were less hostile, perhaps because they had a common enemy. The three of them glanced at the back of the man who was feeding the koi alone.

"Don't say anything at this time. I know you think I'm lying, but this time I'm serious. I don't care if you believe it or not. I won't change my decision anyway."

It was a little quiet, Su Jie tore up all the bread in his hand and threw it to the koi below, turning his head to say to Asuna and the others who were drinking tea slowly.

Asuna and Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at each other, Kasumigaoka Shiyu said first: "Do you think we will believe you? When you promised a three-month deadline, you said you wanted to choose one person, and then changed it in a blink of an eye. If you have a set of statements, you don't want both, do we really think we don't know that this is your plan?"

"This is also what you forced. You didn't give me time. The three-month deadline has not yet come, so you will showdown first. You can't blame me for this." Su Jie sighed softly, shook his head and smiled bitterly: " I can't help it, I'm human too! I'll be very hurt when I'm surrounded by emotions like this."

"You're blaming us. If you weren't entangled with other women, would we have a showdown with you?" Asuna glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka, and said angrily.

The incident at Togetsu College was the fuse. If it wasn't for Shizuo Hiratsuka's appearance, Asuna and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka wouldn't have been able to wait. Jay showdown.

It's a pity that neither Shiyu of Kasumigaoka nor Asuna thought that today's showdown would be like this. Su Jie didn't play cards according to the routine, and said the choice of abandoning the boat and fleeing.

Although neither of them believed it very much, Su Jie insisted that they also had a thorn in their hearts.

Shizuo Hiratsuka didn't quarrel with Asuna, because they had already quarreled enough before, and there was no point in arguing any more.

And compared to Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna, Hiratsuka Shizu's identity and attitude, after Su Jie's statement of abandoning the boat to escape, is not a bad thing for her, the real worry is Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna Na two, this time is beneficial to her, at least there is no need to worry about Su Jie being abducted by the two of them.

"Since Su Jie has made a decision, your persuasion won't help, look at it a little bit, Su Jie, you have no obstacles now, my parents still treat you as a son-in-law, and you need to play a full set of blind dates, don't let it go. That's it." As Hiratsuka said these words, both Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna frowned.

Yes.

Su Jie verbally rejected them, but he didn't say anything to Hiratsuka Jing, because Hiratsuka Jing did not bluntly like Su Jie, what could Su Jie refuse?

On the contrary, because Su Jie is still on a blind date in Hiratsuka, Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna have to think a lot, will this blind date be a fake in the future?

Because from the current point of view, Shizuo Hiratsuka has a tendency to do this kind of fake drama. Today's showdown means Shizuo Hiratsuka has lost two rivals, and she is the biggest winner!

Su Jie scratched his head and said, "Uncle and aunt are fine. When Jingjing starts school, and Jingjing has an excuse to be busy with work, let's reduce the number of visits to your house."

"No." Hiratsuka Jingjian raised his eyebrows, his eyes pierced like a sword, and he couldn't refuse: "Do you think my parents would listen to such an excuse? I have used it too many times before, and I was forced to go on a blind date. "

"If you have a blind date, find someone else. Don't pester Su Jie." Asuna gritted her teeth. Shizuo Hiratsuka's remarks made her unhappy and angry. Why was she rejected by Su Jie orally? Can I have a blind date with Su Jie?

What is the difference between dating and dating?

From Asuna's point of view, there was no difference, the so-called blind date was just an umbrella.

"So many students choose Su Jie. This purpose should not be too obvious. Is Su Jie forced by your force? I remember that teachers are not allowed to punish students now, let alone now that Su Jie has graduated."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was also speaking. She ate at Su Jie's place. Now Hiratsuka Jing is going to take advantage of her. If she watched, it would not be her Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

"I'm still Su Jie's martial arts instructor, what's your opinion?" Hiratsuka said calmly, without any expression, and wouldn't flinch just because others were sarcastic.

"Is there? When did this happen? I don't recognize it." Su Jie was stunned. He didn't know where this martial arts instructor came from.

"Don't you want to learn? Or is it that I'm not qualified?" Hiratsuka's eyes slanted over, his dark eyes were sharp and sharp like knives, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

Su Jie swallowed a mouthful of spit. Why did Hiratsuka Jing care so much about the transformation of her relationship with Su Jie? Thinking of Hiratsuka Jing's series of words and actions before, she must have a good impression of Su Jie. Su Jie is not stupid, it can be confirmed at this point.