My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

Hiratsuka Jing nodded and enlightened: "It's good if you can know, even if all this is gone, don't be depressed all day long. There is a saying, Mochou has no beauty in the future, and you are just now. When you go to college, your outlook on life, world outlook, and values ​​have not matured. What you see and understand now may be beautiful to you, but the world is so big and there are so many beautiful scenery, which may be more worthy of your cherishing. "

"Jingjing, are you doing my ideological work? You have to know that it is strange to be asked by a 28-year-old unmarried woman who has never been in love and has failed blind dates to talk about the ideological work of love and marriage. ."

Su Jie laughed and teased Hiratsuka quietly.

Isn't that so!Shizuo Hiratsuka himself is a blank piece of paper, but he is familiar with the affairs of Su Jie and Asuna, and Su Jie doubts it.

But Su Jie forgot that Shizuo Hiratsuka is not a person who speaks truth.

"Iron fist sanctions." Hiratsuka's face turned black, and an iron fist fell, making Su Jie unable to laugh.

"Although I have never been in love, I have more life experience than you. These things can be used by analogy, so there is no problem in guiding you." Hiratsuka Jing retracted his fist and gave Su Jie a small lesson.

Chapter 390 Two: Drinking Tea and Talking

"It's just force oppression."

Su Jun said in his heart, but did not show it on his face.

Hiratsuka Jing seemed to see what Su Jie was thinking, and smiled sweetly: "Actually, I'm very curious. Can you tell me about you, Asuna, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka?"

"Do women love gossip so much? What's there to say." Su Jie shook his head, refusing to say anything.

"Just treat me as a gossip. I didn't see it when I was in school before. You are still a passionate seed. After leaving the school gate, I almost don't recognize you."

Hiratsuka said with emotion, she recalled what Su Jie looked like in high school. At that time, Su Jie was not immersed in the love of men and women. Of course, I don't know if there was Hiratsuka, anyway, Su Jie was not there much. shown in front of her.

"Don't use an iron fist on me if you don't recognize me! Besides, you want me to go on a blind date, and you want me to help you deal with your uncle and aunt. This doesn't seem like a way to separate the relationship." Su Jie sneered, at Hiratsuka Shizuo. The statement doesn't make sense.

The two have known each other for so many years, and Su Jie was sanctioned by the iron fist to exercise a good body. This is not all bestowed by Hiratsuka Shizuo, and this imprint is indelible.

Seeing Hiratsuka Jing Su Jie, he thought of iron fist sanctions, presumably Hiratsuka Jing also reacted to Su Jie in a similar way. It can be said that they don't know each other, and it is cost-effective.

"Why, do you want to go back on it?" Hiratsuka Shizuo snorted, her eyes a little bad.

"Jingjing, if you're willing to let go, of course I'll be happy. With you on a blind date, so many seniors have fallen. This is a lesson of blood, and my uncles and aunts really treat me as a son-in-law, so you're not afraid of making mistakes in the future. , your parents forced you to marry me."

Su Jie raised this question. Hiratsuka Masahiro and Hiratsuka Weiyang completely treated Su Jie as a future son-in-law.

Hiratsuka Jingshou's face rarely turned red, she gave Su Jie a white look, and said plausibly, "It's not that easy, you look at yourself too much, I haven't married for so many years, and it's your turn. Soon? If so, my parents don't have to worry so much."

"Does this count as self-humiliation?" Su Jie was speechless, you know in your heart that your parents are distressed!

I have to say that Hiratsuka Jing's explanation is very reasonable. Hiratsuka Jing has never had a successful blind date for many years. Otherwise, Hiratsuka Zheng and the others would not be very excited when they saw Su Jie and Hiratsuka Jing walking closer, as if they saw it. hope.

In the final analysis, if you really want to solve Hiratsuka's marriage problem, you have to see what Hiratsuka thinks. Su Jie feels that if Hiratsuka is really willing to get married, there will be no obstacles in the family, and only strong support.

"So what? What about no? I'm 28 years old, and now I should consider getting married. If I don't have a suitable partner, should I think I'm willing to be single like this?"

Hiratsuka Jing's rare true feelings revealed, a pair of beautiful eyes staring at Su Jie, as if asking others, as if torturing himself.

"I see it hard." Su Jie couldn't help laughing, crossed Erlang's legs, squinted and looked up and down Hiratsuka Jing, tsk tsk said: "Just Jing Jing, where do you put your conditions, a rich family, and yourself. She is also a beautiful and fair-skinned royal sister, but there must be a reason why you can't get married, and it can't be improved in a short time. I'm pessimistic about your marriage, at least in the next few years."

"Do you want to die?" Several black lines appeared on Hiratsuka's forehead.

She made a fool of herself, but in the end she didn't have any sympathy. Instead, it was Su Jie's sarcasm and ridicule. She was still a woman even if she was rough, and a woman would care about marriage. Su Jie's words were like touching a tiger's butt.

"There are so many people here, Jingjing, you can't do it if you want to." Su Jie put away the cocked Erlang's legs to prevent Hiratsuka from stepping on his own feet.

Hiratsuka Shizuo turned his wrist and sneered: "If you don't look at my mood or the location, please explain it to me first, why can't I get married?"

"Isn't this an obvious thing!" Su Jie smiled, turning his eyes, thinking about finding an excuse to fool the past, so as not to be punished by Hiratsuka Jing.

"To be honest, I want to listen to what you think. If you dare to fool me, don't blame me for really punishing you."

Hiratsuka Jing rouge glared at him, her beautiful eyes were full of venom, she knew Su Jie too well, and she knew that Su Jie was going to lie as soon as his eyes rolled.

"Do you really want to listen to this?" Su Jie was surprised and tangled: "Jingjing, you are asking the bottom line, you have failed so many blind dates before, haven't you gained experience yet, so you have to listen to my opinion?"

Hiratsuka Shizuo raised his eyebrows, then loosened them, and said, "You are my blind date now, what's the matter with your opinion? You've been in contact with me for a long time, maybe the problem you're looking at is more accurate. Speaking of my parents, I will try my best to improve my shortcomings in the future, and perform better in front of my parents, so as not to reveal flaws in acting, this is our original agreement."

"Okay, if I say Jingjing, the reason why you can't get married is because you're too girly. First of all, smoking, drinking, and fighting can force most of your blind date partners back. Where do women usually have these hobbies? Like the hot-blooded comics you often read, this kind of behavior seems to be more men than girls, and even most men are not so wild. Where are these conditions, and how difficult is it to succeed in a blind date? I don’t need to say more. ."

Su Jie broke his fingers and said, since Hiratsuka Jing wants to listen to the truth, Su Jie will be blunt. As long as he is not punished by the iron fist, Su Jie has nothing to say.

"Is that all?" Hiratsuka Shizuo nodded and seemed to agree with Su Jie's words, but he felt that there was something missing and continued to ask.

"Is that not enough?" Su Jie's face darkened, looking at Hiratsuka's beautiful face and graceful tall figure, he added: "If I really want to say, maybe my own condition is also a factor. Jingjing, you are so beautiful, your legs are so long, and your family background is so good. Many blind date partners will be under a lot of pressure. It is okay to say that you are ashamed. Take your height as an example. Many men are not as tall as you, walking on the street. It’s clear at a glance, how can you not think about it and feel pressure.”

This is Su Jie's real thoughts. Sometimes a thing is too perfect, and it will make people lack confidence before they get in-depth contact.

A person like Shizuo Hiratsuka is a goddess in other people's mouths. This relationship may attract admiration, and it will also be a lot of pressure. I feel that I can't protect myself.

It's like an ordinary person pursuing a rich family's daughter, who spends more than a few years' salary a week, how many people dare to pursue it?This is a natural stress.

Shizuo Hiratsuka was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and then he smiled and said happily: "This is an interesting statement, this is the first time I have heard people say it, so is it a fault to be too beautiful and to be too tall? Men will not think about it. Less pressure? No, I think Su Jie, you are only afraid of my iron fist. Why don't you see other pressures on you?"

"Cut, that's because I, Su Jieyi, are daring and daring. I don't understand why I'm different. I'm a genius. What is a beauty? It's not like I haven't seen it before. Besides, I'm tall, Jingjing, are you taller than me?"

Su Jie raised his chin proudly and gestured between himself and Hiroshi Jing.

Su Jie is much taller than Hiratsuka Shizuka. Even if Hiratsuka Shizuka is a tall lady, Su Jie's height of 1.8 meters still has an advantage.

As for Hiratsuka's appearance and family background, Su Jie doesn't care much more. When it comes to beauty, the beauties that Su Jie knows are hard to count, and they are all top-notch ones.

Not to mention, there are only two people living in Su Jie's house, and they have long been accustomed to contacting beautiful women when they meet every day.

In addition, Su Jie's identity, a comic genius, runs several companies at the same time, and has hundreds of millions of dollars in wealth. The so-called money is a man's guts. better.

What Su Jie said was something he had considered. With the arrangement of Shizuo Hiratsuka's parents, he must have introduced any type of blind date to Shizuo Hiratsuka. The rich and powerful estimated that he would be defeated in the face of Shizuka Hiratsuka smoking, drinking and fighting. .

It is even more difficult for ordinary people. Even if they can stand Hiratsuka's character, facing Hiratsuka's own conditions and family background, the pressure is not ordinary!

Even if others are willing, it depends on whether Hiratsuka likes it or not. It does not mean that others are willing to accept these conditions, Hiratsuka must marry.

After several screenings in this way, it is not unreasonable that Hiratsuka still has not married, and has not even succeeded in a blind date.

"If I wear high-heeled shoes, you won't be too high on me, so proud of you." Hiratsuka gave Su Jie a hygienic eye, but it could be seen that she was not in a bad mood. There is so little recognition.

"Hey, I've said everything I need to say. Jingjing, why is it difficult for you to have a blind date? I think you have some ideas in your own mind. I don't need to go into detail about this."

Su Jie sips a cup of tea slowly, but his smile is a bit bad, always giving people the appearance of being under fire and deliberately exaggerating the facts.

After Su Jie said these words, Hiratsuka Jing kept his promise and didn't punish Su Jie with an iron fist. He just lowered his head and seriously thought about what Su Jie said, drank tea occasionally, and raised his head after a while.

"I know everything you said. The factors of my own conditions are innate and can't be changed, but otherwise..."

Hiratsuka said, with a faint smile on her face, and said, "Although I smoke, drink, and fight, I know that I am a good girl."

"puff!"

Su Jie almost spit out a sip of tea, and stared at Hiratsuka Shizuo: "You didn't listen to a word of what I said!"

"Do you think I'm bad?" Hiratsuka held out a green jade finger and tapped it on Su Jie's forehead. His cheeks were a little crimson, and he looked at Su Jie with a playful look in his eyes.

"Isn't it?" Su Jie said subconsciously. After saying this, he realized that it was wrong, thinking that he would be punished by an iron fist.

However, to Su Jie's surprise, Shizuo Hiratsuka didn't do anything about it this time. He just asked, "Then why do you think I'm bad? Did my smoking, drinking, and fighting affect others?"

"This..." Su Jie was stunned for a moment, then turned furious: "Why don't you punish me with your iron fist, am I not human?"

Hiratsuka Shizu's habits are also restrained. For example, she never smokes in public, and Su Jie never saw her smoke in school.Drinking is often self-drinking, and there is no mention of going to the bar or taking others to drink.As for the fight, um, it is often shot, and the target is Su Jie.

"Ha ha!"

Shizuo Hiratsuka couldn't help but smile, picked up a few strands of blue silk, with a charming face, and said to Su Jie: "You have known me for so long, so it can be seen that I have played against others, except for the last time I fought against Kuroki Haruka, I have already quit. Fighting has been around for many years."

"Co-authoring, you're bad for me alone, what's the point of that?" Su Jie's anger continued, this is unfortunate, Su Jie provokes whoever, there are so many students in the class, and he is the only one who has been harassed by Hiratsuka Jingjing all day long. Calling him to the office to be sanctioned is simply unreasonable.

What is even more unreasonable is that I thought that Hiratsuka would say goodbye at the end of high school. Unexpectedly, until now, instead of staying away from Hiratsuka, Su Jie has become more closely connected with Hiratsuka, and has never gotten rid of this teacher who likes to punish him with an iron fist.

"That's the truth. It's pleasing to the eye and suitable for practicing boxing." Shizuka Hiratsuka flicked his finger on Su Jie's forehead, retracted his finger and said with a smile.

Su Jie's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. When encountering this unreasonable and forceful beauty, Su Jie didn't even bother.

"But what you said is not unreasonable. Smoking, drinking, fighting, etc., should be changed in order to get married, but this has to be done gradually, and it cannot be eradicated for a while. Even if it cannot be eradicated, the frequency should be reduced."

Hiratsuka Jing did not completely deny Su Jie's words. These interests and hobbies have been cultivated for many years, and it is not necessary to change them for a while. There are a few people in the world who can easily do things like quitting smoking and drinking.

"This is your business, why tell me." Su Jie felt a little uncomfortable.

"I just wanted to say it suddenly." At this moment, Shizuo Hiratsuka's eyes were very deep, as if he was thinking about the future, and the corner of his mouth curved a slight arc, as if he was muttering to himself: "This feeling can be reminisced, this is not what I want to do. I want it, how far will it be in the future, Su Jie, you say, after this improvement, can I find my half?"

For some reason, Su Jie's scalp was numb, and his heart trembled slightly, but Hiratsuka Jing, who was opposite, stared at Su Jie motionless, as if he had to listen to Su Jie's words, Su Jie had no choice but to spread his hands and said: "Who is the future? As far as I can tell, if Jingjing can improve smoking, drinking, and fighting, then the blind date will definitely be much better than it is now."

At the same time, Su Jie murmured in his heart that with regard to Hiratsuka Jing's character, Su Jie could hardly believe that Hiratsuka Jing would completely get rid of these bad habits.

In particular, he likes to fight. Su Jie mourns a moment of silence for Hiratsuka's future husband-in-law. In the future, under Hiratsuka's sanctions, he will have to develop eight-pack abs.

"Okay, we're almost done talking, let's go back." The curvature of the corner of Hiratsuka Shizu's mouth widened, and he didn't ask questions, as if he had an opinion and knew how to do it.

"Let's go, see you at Togetsu College tonight." Su Jie wanted to leave for a long time, and Hiratsuka Jing pulled herself to talk about marriage and love, not only Su Jie's, but hers as well. This atmosphere It made Su Jie feel extremely uncomfortable.

Chapter 390 Three: Xiazhiqiu Shiyu Attacks

After Su Jie and Hiratsuka separated, he went straight home, and the company will not go there for the time being.

"I thought you were going to play outside for a day, coming back so early?" In the living room, Michiru was wearing cool hot pants and a sleeveless T-shirt, eating apples and lying on his side watching TV, and seeing Su Jie coming back was a little surprised.

"I came back with nothing to do. Are you alone?" Su Jie sat on the sofa, moved the big white legs left by Bingtang Michi, raised his head and closed his eyes. Although there was no physical exertion today, he went out. Su Jie was tired after this matter.

"Tongino and Kuroi Sena are upstairs!" Bingtang Michiru stretched and put her calf on Su Jie's thigh lazily, with a pair of purple eyes with a little curiosity: "You're like this, don't you have it? Did the beauty invite you to dinner? She was happy when she left in the morning, and she came back with a frowning expression, are you and Luo Tianyi having a conflict?"

Su Jie shook his head and sighed, then smiled bitterly: "I can have any conflict with Luo Tianyi, forget it, it's very troublesome."

"It's really something!" Bingtang Michi kept her spirits, and changed from lying down to standing up, blowing hot air in Su Jie's ear, and asked, "Tell me, I'll help you come up with an idea."

Then, without waiting for Su Jie to answer, Bingtang Michiru seemed to be thinking of something, and suddenly his face changed, and he said, "Hey, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu called our landline before, could it be related to this matter?"

Su Jie's expression changed, and he quickly asked, "Xiazhiqiu Shiyu called, what did she say?"

All right, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu suddenly called the landline at home. There must be something wrong. In all likelihood, Asuna took the matter to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu to shake it out. Otherwise, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu would just call Su Jie. , there is no need to do this.

"I don't know, Tong Nao answered the call, you can ask her." Michitome Bingtang expressed that she was not clear.

Now Su Jie couldn't sit still, got up and walked upstairs, Michi stayed behind and shouted that Su Jie was forgotten.

Second floor!

In the study, as soon as Su Jie came in, he saw Tong Nai sitting on a sofa playing with his mobile phone, and on the other side was Kuroi Sena, a loli girl under 20 years old, Su Jie's manga assistant, who was writing on the desk. Write down something.

"Brother, you're back!" Tongno greeted and smiled at Kuroi Sena: "It just so happens, Sena, you have something to tell my brother, so let's talk now."

"Wait a moment." Su Jie nodded to Kuroi Sena, and asked Kirino, "Has Kasugaoka Shiyu called you before, did you say anything?"