My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

The lesson in her mouth was obviously the last time when Su Jie forcibly wall-banged her, she was taught by her Aikido.

Su Jie was so annoyed that he slapped the table and shouted: "Do you think this is not good? The staff should look like an employee, what's the matter, you still want to use Aikido on me! Tell you, I have practiced, sir, It really doesn't sound like you."

After practicing boxing for half a month, he learned a few tricks and half-styles from Heimu Yaodou. Su Jie now has a lot of confidence in his personal force, and he has a bit of an invincible expansion idea, just like he just learned in "Kung Fu" Like the protagonist of Tathagata's Palm, except for Hiratsuka Jing's head, everyone else is normal in Su Jie's eyes.

Seeing Su Jie's high-spirited appearance, Yukinoshita Xueluo pouted, and Su Jie just discovered this scene, and immediately jumped up: "You pouted? Don't believe what I said? Would you like to make a gesture with me, Let you see what it means to practice martial arts."

This is not Su Jie's nonsense, but Heimu Yaodou said it himself to Su Jie... Well, Heimu Yaodou has said this to every apprentice he has taught, and the lines are the same .

Xuenai was not provoked, but stared at Su Jie with an idiot's eyes, and said, "I'm not interested in beating people, so what if I win, I have to pay for your medical bills because of the reputation of bullying my boss."

"I'm afraid to say it straight, forget it, because you are so timid and willing to admit defeat, I won't bother with you this time." Su Jie said this deliberately, because Su Jie thought that he had only practiced boxing for half a month. , Xuenai practiced Aikido from an early age, even if Su Jie is a prodigy in martial arts, even if Su Jie has practiced Sanda and other boxing methods that are more suitable for actual combat, it is estimated that he will not be able to win, so he said two sentences and did not continue.

"As thick-skinned as you are, you can smile when you run naked on the street." Xuenai lifted a strand of hair on her temples, a little angry and funny.

Su Jie shrugged and said, "I will accept your compliment and go to the streets to run naked. I will remember to take a bowl and charge the audience for viewing."

The more he talked, the more thirsty he became, it was impossible to expect Xuenai to make coffee for himself. Usually, Xingjin Yujia was in charge of this matter, but now that no one was around, Su Jie could only do it himself.

After a while the coffee was brewed, Su Jie took a sip and said to Xuenai: "It's okay, you can go down, what have you been doing here, I'm not hot yet."

"Let's talk about Brunei Publishing House." Xuenai found the paper cup with peace of mind, poured a cup of coffee, and moved a chair to sit opposite Su Jie.

"What are we talking about?" Su Jie moved his butt back a little uncomfortably, feeling that being face to face with Xuenai was still serious and a little uncomfortable.

Xuenai discovered Su Jie's little gesture, and didn't say anything, but chatted with Su Jie about Brunei Press: "As the editor-in-chief of Brunei Press, what do you think I will talk to you?

There has been a lot of fuss about your relationship with Weekly Shonen Jump recently. Are you planning to release a new comic in Brunei Press? Do you have a manuscript now? "

When he said this, Xuenai paused for a while, and then said: "Although you don't want to give up, you are really talented in comics, and you have hard work and perseverance to achieve the top status in the comics industry today. With the current text Judging from the development of Lai Publishing House, the entry of a heavyweight cartoonist will be very beneficial for us to open up the situation.

Whether it is the sales of comics magazines, the morale improvement within the publishing house, the attractiveness to external newcomers, and when negotiating in bookstores and other cooperation channels, you can have the confidence to strive for better conditions. This is the result of top comics artists. effect.

It is undeniable that you have the ability to do this. If nothing else, the huge fan base you have as a cult gentleman alone can make the Brunei Publishing House's comic magazine sales rush to the top of the comic book magazine "Literature World". Within the top [-] in Japan. "

Xue Nai made an objective analysis, then stared at Su Jie with bright eyes, and asked, "Now I want to ask you, when will the new comics be serialized in the "Literature World" comic magazine?"

Yukinoshita Yukino said very serious, Su Jie's attitude was not consciously correct, he shook his head and said, "I'm afraid this will have to wait for a while, you know, I had a serious fight with Weekly Shonen Jump some time ago, It has affected the production time of the comics. In addition to the several comics I am currently serializing, I am too tired to be alone. I am currently recruiting a team of cartoonist assistants to help me update and serialize the comics more quickly, so It will take some time.”

"Cartoon artist assistant? I know a few, but unfortunately, the most powerful people are all going to the cartoonist to develop, and now they are learning knowledge from their own comics teacher. It is difficult to change jobs."

Xuenai thought for a while, in order to let Su Jie draw new comics faster, she wanted to help, but after a circle in her mind, she found that none of the contacts she knew were suitable.

Su Jie laughed and looked at Xuenai in surprise: "Actually, I wanted to ask for a long time, what kind of face do you show on the Internet?

As a moderator of a literary forum, you can meet so many people, and you will definitely not speak coldly to people like reality.

It's amazing to think about the Internet, you never know what kind of person is on the other side of the computer screen, including gender can often be confused. "

Thinking that Su Jie said it, Xuenai snorted coldly: "Do I need to report to you what I do on the Internet? Don't be self-motivated, no matter what I am, I am much better than your cheeky and shameless guy. "

"Shameless? My teeth are straight."

Su Jie smiled proudly, showing his white teeth, and said: "I saw a joke on the Internet, people said that the virtual world of the Internet can make people let down their guards, because no one knows what to do, people behave on the Internet. Often it is their truest character.

Some people seem to be gentle on the Internet, but they are full of anger on the Internet. According to this, isn't your Yukinoshita a warm and generous personality?Thinking of that scene, I was suddenly a little scared. "

"You can kick as much as you want, your mouth is on you, but please think more about yourself when you talk about others. You are a cult gentleman who dare not disclose your identity. You are a hot-blooded cartoonist online, but in reality you are a dead man. Otaku, you like game animation books, are you very real like this?"

With this poisonous tongue, Su Jie's face collapsed, humming twice, and said, "What you say on the Internet is completely unbelievable. I think you are still the person who is under the snow of the poisonous tongue and poker face, and is not likable at all. You said that I didn't dare to disclose my identity on the Internet, but I just didn't have a chance."

"You want to reveal your identity, your real real identity?"

Yukino Yukino was stunned for a moment. She had two live broadcasts with Su Jie. At that time, both sides used mosaics to cover their faces. From then on, she knew that Su Jie was unwilling to reveal her real identity.

"Why not, I used to go to school, and it would have a lot of influence if I made my identity public. But I have graduated from high school now, and I don't plan to continue to go to university. I will focus on my career in the future, so whether my actual identity is made public or not will have an impact. Not much.

Anyway, in the company, almost everyone knows my other identities. There is no need to hide this. I am not afraid to go to the front desk from behind the scenes. "

Su Jie said it very easily. This is his real idea. There is nothing that cannot be said about these identities as a light novel author, cartoonist, animator, and game designer.

Su Jie really loves and loves these professions, and now he has no scruples about going to school. If it is exposed, it will be exposed. He just said his real name. Su Jie does not plan to join the entertainment industry. He is not afraid of paparazzi reporters or something. real life has little effect.

It's just that fans who like Su Jie will be shocked when they really know Su Jie's identity.

A person actually has four occupations: light novel author, cartoonist, animator, and game designer, and they all mix well. Comics, novels, games, animations and other fields are crushed one by one, it is like Like an almighty genius, how can this make others live!

"If it needs to be exposed, it is a good propaganda tool for Brunei Press."

Yukino Yukino thought about it, this is a good thing for Brunei Publishing House, and its fame can be improved to a higher level.

"It's not urgent, I'm still..." Su Jie was about to speak when suddenly the phone rang.

Su Jie took out his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message. When he looked at the sender and the content, Su Jie's expression suddenly changed, full of helplessness and gnashing of teeth.

The opposite Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Su Jie strangely. Because of the angle, he couldn't see the phone screen, so he didn't know what text message made Su Jie look like this.

"Damn." Muttering, Su Jie held the phone, hesitated for a moment, glanced at Yukinoshita Yukino, and opened his mouth.

"Why." Xuenai folded her arms around her chest, glared at Su Jie, and said, "Don't look so rude, it makes people want to buy ten bottles of anti-wolf spray."

"I...I want to find your sister, you can help me introduce it." Su Jie hesitated and asked an irrelevant question.

"Looking for my sister?" Yukinoshita Xue Nai was full of doubts, wondering why Su Jie did this. As far as she knew, her sister Yang Nai was not familiar with Su Jie.

Thinking of this, Xuenai's chest was a little blocked. Since she was a child, she was always compared to her sister by others. Is it the same with Su Jie now?

"Cough, I have some philosophical questions that I want to ask for advice. After much deliberation, only your sister can answer me."

"What?" Yukinoshita Yukino was even more strange, and found that things seemed to be different from what he thought.

Su Jie closed his mouth, twitched his nose, raised his brows into splayed brows, and shouted with a sad face, "Forget it, I beg you, let your sister take Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuo home, you can take it anywhere you want to travel, just Stop in Tokyo, I will pay a hundred times the travel money, and let me spend this summer vacation happily."

"Meow meow!" Yukinoshita Yukino was completely confused, looking at Su Jie's expression as if he saw Erha.

Su Jie silently put the phone in front of Yukinoshita Yukino, and you can see the text of the text: I have something urgent, come and have a blind date with me tomorrow afternoon (..??_??..).

Don't make any excuses, if I can't see you, I will go to your house the day after tomorrow (╬￣Ware￣)=○#(￣#)[-]￣)

When I looked at the sender again, the tag said Iron Fist Invincible Tigress, but when I looked at the phone number, Yukino Yukinoshita knew who it was, and she also had a number like that.

"Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka?" Yukinoshita Yukino finally knew why Su Jie was crying and sad.

This is because Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka has made him strong. Regarding Shizuo Hiratsuka's always unsuccessful blind date, as Yang Nao's younger sister, she is very clear, so she has to find Su Jie in the past.

Su Jie's lips trembled, his voice was extremely sad, and he cried and said: "I'm really a teddy dog, rabbits don't eat grass on the edge of the nest, and good horses don't eat grass, Master Shizuka Hiratsuka is catching me. It's just a slap in the face, and it's a special one for me, the flowers of my motherland can't stand the destruction, Xuenai quickly ask your sister to take this tigress away, or I won't see the sun the day after tomorrow."

"This..." Xuenai showed a comfortable smile and said with relief: "You can only ask for more happiness, I wish you a happy tomorrow."

After saying this, Xuenai stood up directly, and after turning around, the corners of her mouth curved more and more, and finally gave a bell-like chuckle.

Su Jie's forehead was full of black lines, and he felt that the rest of his life was boring.

Chapter 340 Eight: Cause

An hour before Shizuo Hiratsuka sent a text message to Su Jie, at Shizuka Hiratsuka's mansion.

A middle-aged man is sitting on the sofa. He is wearing simple casual clothes. He is about 50 years old. He has black hair, bright eyes, and a tall and straight figure. It can be seen that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young.

Opposite the middle-aged man, Hiratsuka Jingwen sat quietly, listening to the middle-aged man's education questions, only those occasionally erratic eyes seemed to indicate that she didn't listen.

"All in all, as your mother said, before this summer is over, you have to find a boyfriend and make it a life-or-death task, lest you have another excuse to work to fool us."

The middle-aged man's demeanor is quite elegant. Even if he speaks a little straight now, he is sitting with a straight waist and a pair of sword eyebrows very similar to Hiratsuka Jing, looking at his daughter and saying.

"Dad, what's the age now, the fact that looking for a boyfriend is a little out of tune, it's not that I don't want to find a boyfriend, but those men are too superficial, and every blind date has problems, I'm afraid of this or that. , I can't even bear the pressure, there is really no man to take responsibility."

Hiratsuka Shizu, who has always been strong in front of Su Jie, was a little distressed. His eyebrows were slightly twisted.

"You also know what people are afraid of, so you should behave like a lady. Alas! Why did you want to learn martial arts in the first place, it ruined you!"

Hiratsuka Masakazu glared at Hiratsuka Jing, Hiratsuka Jing as his only child, when he was a child, he was afraid of falling when he was holding it in the palm of his hand, and he was afraid that it would melt when he held it in his mouth. He was born with a golden key in his childhood.

However, although the living conditions are extremely superior, and the family background is also very good, but Hiratsuka Shizuo did not develop the princess disease, the character is always good, and he is sensible and assertive. As a teacher in an ordinary high school, he usually doesn't look down on others. What is there to be dissatisfied with such a daughter, um... This is for parents.

It is worth mentioning that Shizuka Hiratsuka liked martial arts when he was a child, so the family also found the best famous teacher to practice martial arts for his well-behaved and sensible daughter.

But here lies the problem. It seems that Hiratsuka Shizuka’s potential has been stimulated, or Hiratsuka Shizuka’s talent in martial arts is invincible. The speed and strength of martial arts training are increasing day by day. Her bones are amazing, she is a true martial arts genius, and she surpassed her master in strength at the age of 15, which is not the same as Su Jie.

With the passage of time in boxing, Hiratsuka's character has gradually changed in the direction of a female man. It seems that it is not obvious at ordinary times. It is only shown to specific characters, such as blind date objects, and Su Jie.

This problem has also led to Shizuo Hiratsuka being single so far. She is 28 years old. As a result, she has never dated a boyfriend once, let alone married. This year, Masakazu Hiratsuka is already fifty. If he didn't urge his daughter to get married, he didn't know if he could see his grandson before he died.

"There's nothing wrong with practicing martial arts. This is my hobby. My daughter is so good at martial arts, Dad, you should be happy and proud."

Hiratsuka Jing came behind his father Hiratsuka Masaru, and pinched his father's shoulders with skill, and was very unconvinced.

"I'm still proud. Are you still causing less trouble when you practice martial arts? It's only in the past few years that you have become more stable. Don't talk about martial arts training. You get married early to make me really proud. Look at my father's friends, People are as old as you, not all children are gone, and you are the only one left, so when people ask me about my grandchildren, I am embarrassed to look up."

Seeing the tough Hiratsuka Shizuo refused to eat, Hiratsuka Masakazu suddenly changed his tone again, mocking himself to persuade him.

"But if you can't find a suitable person, you can't force it. If the shoes don't fit your feet and wear them too hard, your feet will be bruised."

Hiratsuka Shizuo said that she has been working hard on a blind date. In fact, she can't say that she didn't listen to her father's words. For her, she also hopes to get married. Just reached this age.

"This is a matter of your attitude and style. As long as you are more ladylike when you go on a blind date, don't always compare drinks with other men on a blind date. With your daughter's appearance and conditions, there will always be success in so many blind dates, and then I’m talking slowly and getting to know it slowly, and now I’m looking to see if it’s suitable. Otherwise, people will be scared away by you, and you still ask me if I don’t have a suitable one. Are you right?”

"Okay! Then I'll talk about it slowly. I've gone to attend the noble etiquette training class in the past few months, and let others teach me how to be a lady." Hiratsuka Jing's eyes lit up, and he said.

"Don't be sloppy with me, it's still a few months? Do you want to delay the time? Let me tell you, this time I am serious, just before this summer vacation, I must find a boyfriend, I don't ask you to get married immediately, there is a boy It's okay to be friends slowly."

Hiratsuka Masahaka still didn't understand her daughter's thoughts, and the expression on her face suddenly became very serious, and she involuntarily ordered.

"You know, it's not that your parents are forcing you, it's that your parents are getting older, and now the only wish is to see your marriage in life, and take advantage of the fact that your parents can still move around, and solve this problem for you. Otherwise, when your parents get old and can't walk, and all their teeth are lost, you won't even have a person to accompany you in the future."

"Tomorrow you go on a blind date, and your mother and I will accompany you on a trip, and observe your attitude during the blind date, whether there is room for improvement, no need for training, and what parents need to teach you."

Just after saying this, a beautiful woman came downstairs and opened her mouth and said, "This is a death order, it can only be completed. If it can't be completed, my father and I have discussed it and let you go abroad for a while, It’s okay to continue teaching and see if you can find a suitable partner. Daughter, you always fail blind dates. Maybe you can change the environment. We have no problem with foreigners being sons-in-law.”

This beautiful woman is Hiratsuka's mother, Hiratsuka Weiyang, and her temper is a little hotter than Hiratsuka Masakazu. Perhaps Hiratsuka also inherited this character and carried it forward.

"That's okay, I'm not interested in whites and blacks." Hiratsuka Shizuo was a little shocked, but he never thought that his parents had even prepared a foreign son-in-law. This was the rhythm of asking her to go abroad on a blind date.

"So if you want us not to do this, just find a boyfriend in the two months of summer vacation, and if you don't give you some dead orders, you girl will have no motivation, and always make excuses by pushing three and four, starting from five years ago to now. , When did you hear what your parents said, the blind date has been unsuccessful and perfunctory, this is the result of our indulgence."

"Parents, you guys are tough, I can't do it."

"If you can't do it, pack your bags. I have already asked a foreign blind date agency to prepare it, and people can start blind dates as soon as they arrive."

The united front of Shizuo Hiratsuka's parents made Shizuka Hiratsuka helpless, because she knew that her parents could definitely do it in order to get her married.

"Tomorrow you go on a blind date first. Your dad and I will not disturb you. Let's see how your blind date is performing and find the right medicine."

This is the last reminder that the parents are going to go on a blind date with Shizuo Hiratsuka and hide and observe in secret, which gives Shizuka Hiratsuka a headache.

She also knows her temper, and she will definitely screw it up by then, and it will be miserable when her parents see it, which will strengthen the two of them's determination to send herself to a blind date abroad.