My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

As the distance got closer, Shizuo Hiratsuka's eyelashes and strands of hair were clearly visible.

In particular, a pair of murder weapons, because they leaned against the bench, seemed to give men a shocking visual impact.

A group of students passed by, the chatter woke Hiratsuka Shizuo, and opened his blurred eyes.

A figure stood in front of Hiratsuka Jing, Hiratsuka Jing took a closer look, it was his student Su Jie, who was staring at him.

Inexplicably, Hiratsuka's pretty face was stained with a hint of blush, obviously because his sleeping position was seen by the students, and it was easy to be misunderstood by the previous image.

Su Jie couldn't help wiping his eyes, but he didn't expect Hiratsuka to have a shy side.

"Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka finally looks like a woman." Su Jie's voice came from the bottom of his heart and was definitely not mixed with any moisture.

"Then what was my image in your eyes before, my dear student Su Jie."

Although Hiratsuka Jing was smiling, Su Jie felt a gust of cold wind swept in, blaming Su Jie for saying things that shouldn't be said, and women didn't care about their impression in other people's eyes.

"Pretty, beautiful, intellectual, and generous." Su Jie was taken aback by Hiratsuka Shizuo's murderous look without a knife, and his words changed the direction of the wind.

"It's ironic." Hiratsuka Jing smiled, but Meimu seemed to see through Su Jie's mind, and said with a stern face: "Where did you go and fool around just now, didn't I ask you to wait for me here? Let it go on deaf ears!"

As he spoke, he punched with lightning speed, and the sharp fist scraped past his ear, and turned into the violent teacher Su Jie was familiar with.

A teacher from Changgen College passed by, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but look strange, because Hiratsuka was surprised when he heard the words, like an old husband and wife, the wife scolded her husband who came back late.

This time, Shizuo Hiratsuka didn't blush, just pulled Su Jie out of here calmly.

"Follow me." Hiratsuka Shizuo held a pile of documents, gave the boss a pile to Su Jie, and said, "Take these documents to several departments of Changgen College for stamping, and those departments are written on it. , if I'm lazy this time..."

Hiratsuka Shizuo clenched his fists and made a sound like fried beans, the threat is self-evident.

"Child labor abuse!" Su Jie murmured, seeing Hiratsuka Shizuo's signs of doing something, and hurriedly left.

Next, I was busy looking for the department of the academy to get a seal. It was obviously only a middle school, but there were quite a few departments. Su Jie felt that his legs were about to break, and the procedures were very cumbersome.

Su Jie was also wondering why he came to Changgen Academy to get his seal, and later he understood after looking at the documents with the seal.

It turned out that Su Jie's college sports meeting was coming soon, and it just so happened that Changgen College was also going to hold a sports meeting, so the two colleges planned to jointly hold it, which would make it more lively and interesting.

After Su Jie finished his busy work and stamped all the documents into effect, he joined Hiratsuka Shizuo.

"Let's go back." Hiratsuka Shizuo put away the documents with a satisfied smile, hooked his fingers at Su Jie, and was about to drive.

"Next time, Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka will find someone else for this kind of thing. I'm so tired. Look at how diligent the students in the student council are. You should find them!" Su Jie complained about getting into Shizuka Hiratsuka's luxury car.

"You just lack exercise, you can't be lazy at a young age." Hiratsuka Jing smiled, making Su Jie depressed, no matter the past life or the present life, hard work and so on are not good for Su Jie.

Fortunately, Hiratsuka Jing is not completely unpaid. Before returning to school, Hiratsuka Jing took Su Jie to a sumptuous meal and rewarded Su Jie's stomach.

Um!buffet!Su Jie was really tired of the sumptuous meal he ate casually.

Chapter 35: An Unexpected Encounter

After returning to school, Su Jie quietly separated from Hiratsuka. There was still some time before the afternoon class. Su Jie planned to go to a lawn to lie down and rest.

There was already someone on the lawn, a girl in a light blue school uniform.

The girl has a delicate appearance, her face is as white as jade, as if it can be broken by a bullet, and the blond hair and double ponytails on her head sway slightly in the breeze, like two spirits in the wind.

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, his legs were crossed, and the red and white over-the-knee socks covered his calf, making the thigh below the skirt and above the knee appear extraordinarily warm, white, beautiful and round.

In front of the girl is a drawing board, which seems to be painting.

Su Jie felt that the back was very familiar, and when he got closer, he saw that it was Ying Lili, this arrogant girl who had met several times.

"Ying Lili!" Su Jie shouted when he saw that he was an acquaintance.

Hearing the man's shout, Ying Riri subconsciously pulled down the short skirt, but couldn't cover her slender legs, her movements were light and cute, and she seemed to be very wary of men.

Approaching, Su Jie was holding a drawing board and sketching a banyan tree on the edge of the lawn.

Ying Lili, who had several pencils in her hands, was startled by Su Jie's shouting, her fingers trembled too much, and she drew a sketch of a branch incorrectly. Jie complained: "Mr. Sister Control, I'm not your sister, why are you shouting so loudly, it will scare people to death."

"Mr. Sister Kong? I can't pretend that I haven't heard this." Su Jie expressed that he couldn't bear it, and defended: "That's what Tong Nai said. Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"Obviously it is!" Ying Lili said indignantly while taking the eraser to smear: "Your sister has admitted it herself, winning those sister control games at the maid coffee shop, you want to pass it from my hands, you dare to say yourself No sister control hobby?"

"Absolutely not, I swear." Su Jie was shot while lying down. It was clear that Tong Nai was the real sister-in-law, and his brother was simply a scapegoat.

"I swear I don't believe it either." Ying Lili pouted and continued her painting.

"My famous name!" Su Jie felt an indescribable embarrassment when he thought that in Ying Lili's eyes, he had become a sister-in-law alien.

After finding a comfortable place to lie down, Su Jie was thick-skinned and didn't bother about other people's opinions. Looking at Ying Riri's serious sketching, he couldn't help but say: "I can't think of anything besides H comics, your sketching skills are also good. Pretty solid."

The banyan tree painted by Ying Lili is realistic. Through the contrast of pencil shadows and blank space, some charms of the banyan tree's lush and vicissitudes are expressed.

At least if Su Jie drew this banyan tree sketch by himself, he would not be able to reach the level of Ying Lili.

"I practice drawing to draw H comics for my hobbies. Do you have any opinions? What do you mean I can only draw H comics."

Ying Lili snorted in dissatisfaction, revealing a pair of small tiger teeth.

"Why, how could I possibly have an opinion on drawing H comics, a profession that benefits thousands of teenagers, I'm just thinking, those teenagers who read your comics, must not think that the author is not a wretched uncle, but a cute and beautiful girl from high school. ,Ha ha."

Su Jie said that he couldn't help laughing, it's interesting to think about this kind of thing.

"But...cute and beautiful, what are you talking about?" Ying Lili blushed. Generally, high school students rarely dare to brag about a girl's appearance like Su Jie. Ying Lili actually doesn't hate it in her heart, but she has an arrogant personality. , but also made her embarrassed to accept it, just put on a disgusting look.

"Su Jie, you can flirt with your sister." A cold voice came from the woods near the lawn. Accompanied by light footsteps, the first thing that came into Su Jie's eyes was a pair of sexy legs wrapped in black silk. The body curve, plump and slender figure, even the old school uniform can't hide it, on the top is the slender white neck, and a beautiful face with goose fat, lips like cherry blossoms, and eyebrows like ink paintings. Those eyes that were as clear as lake water were staring at Su Jie without blinking. It was Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who was in the same grade and different class as Su Jie.

"Why are you here?" Su Jie felt that the situation was a little bad. How to describe this feeling, it was like being caught and raped in bed.

Well, Su Jie felt that this must be the biggest illusion in his life.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu walked to the lawn, looked at Su Jie and Ying Lili, and said with red lips, "I was walking nearby to find inspiration for the idea of ​​the novel, and I happened to come here, so I didn't bother you."

"You've already come here, how can I still say I'm disturbing!" Su Jie was almost unable to complain, and seeing the expression on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's face, he didn't even have the slightest intention to disturb him!It's completely different from what you said.

"It is very impolite, disrespectful, and inattentive to interrupt. You can continue to look for inspiration. There is an old locust tree in front of you. The scenery is good for you."

Ying Lili was grinding her little tiger teeth, and her two blond ponytails moved without the wind in violation of the laws of physics, like an angry kitten guarding the territory.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned her head to look at Eiri seriously, their eyes met in mid-air, as the most beautiful and beautiful girls of the same grade in the school, Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Eiri also knew each other, even if they hadn't spoken to each other, but they knew each other. The appearance of the name is sure to understand.

"But I think this banyan tree can give me more inspiration." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled lightly, glanced at Ying Lili, and said to Su Jie: "What do you think, Su Jie, the illustration you gave me today is for me Bringing new inspiration, I want to hear from you."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn't speak with a trace of anger, but this was such a flat tone, but it implicitly showed that he and Su Jie were familiar with each other.

You bastard, don't give me such multiple choice questions!

Su Jie's face was aching, and he didn't know what to do while sitting on the wax.

At this time, Yingli Li also stared at Su Jie and demanded: "Su Jie, we are in trouble together. What do you think should be done in this situation? You should have an idea!"

"Cough, what, I'm going back to class, we'll chat when we have time."

Su Jie saw this situation and knew that the longer he stayed, the more trouble he would get, so he hurriedly wanted to run away.

It's just that Su Jie just got up when he was pulled by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's back collar.

"There's still half an hour before class, don't worry, what are you guilty of?"

"Guilty, no! Ahaha! How could I have a guilty conscience."

"Answer question!"

"Answer question!"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu and Ying Lili said in unison, Su Jie's head was big, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like a forced marriage, and Su Jie felt that no matter how he answered, he would die.

Chapter 36: Ten thousand times

"Well, well, I don't think there's anything wrong with this banyan tree. If you want me to say, this banyan tree looks ugly to me, and there are too many aerial roots growing out. I can't see any necessary beauty for sketching. Coming here to find inspiration is also a very low thing.”

Su Jie took a deep breath. Since he couldn't please both sides, he should offend him together, so that at least he wouldn't have to be embarrassed by both sides. Su Jie secretly praised his wit.

If the banyan tree can speak, I have a saying that I don't know what to say.

"Ah la la! Su Jiejun is very naughty!" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu showed a dangerous smile on his face, which was a precursor to a black belly outbreak, and said: "Your eyes full of filth should go for laser surgery, this banyan tree has 500-year-old secondary protected tree, are you despising the eyes of those environmental botanists? Or is it satisfying your own fragile vanity, wanting to express such non-mainstream views in front of girls? To get attention?"

"Alas! I just said it casually, it's not that bad."

The sweat on Su Jie's face came out, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's mouth really doesn't give any face!He turned his head to defend himself.

"Stop, don't look at me with your eyes, I'm afraid I'll be infected with a stupid disease by you."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's green jade fingers supported Su Jie's side face, preventing Su Jie from turning his head, he pointed at the introduction sign under the banyan tree expressionlessly and said, "You can't see such a big font, it's not just eyes. The problem is the problem of positive intelligence and negative stupidity in the head. Obviously you are the latter, and the degree of stupidity has risen to the level of pathogens. For uncontrollable infectious pathogens, high-temperature ultraviolet rays are used internationally to kill one. more than a thousand times."

"It's [-] times." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu tapped Su Jie's forehead with his finger, and his harmless smile seemed to say blessings.

"Pfft!" Su Jie clutched his chest depressedly. Come and take over the evildoer, Shiyu, Xiazhiqiu, or I'll have to fuck myself.

But fortunately, at least Ying Lili didn't fall into the trap, and Su Jie still had a trace of comfort in his heart.

But soon, in the next second, Su Jie's comfort disappeared without a trace.

"Su...jie..." With a long voice, Yingli Li was also very dissatisfied with Su Jie's answer, came over with the drawing board and said, "So what you said just now was a lie to flatter me, your elm The wooden head is much stiffer than this banyan tree, and it takes a lot of effort to burn it as firewood."

The two women didn't see each other in the eye just now, but now they share the same hatred and criticize Su Jie, making Su Jie almost think that he has done something unreasonable.

"Calm down!" Su Jie guessed this ending when he said that, and explained unwillingly: "Hey, you two are enough! When I get angry, I'm scared and I can't control my behavior. "

"I still want to see you angry." Ying Lili rolled her eyes, looking dismissive.

"You have an ostrich-like self-esteem, you can't control yourself, do you want to take the opportunity to indecently act?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu shook his phone and pointed to one of the messages: "Look at this, the crime of blatant indecent assault, Article 174 of the Japanese Criminal Code, in 6 Detention for less than a month or a fine of less than 30 yen."

Ying Riri folded her arms and kept backing back in fright. It seemed that she was frightened by Shiyu's words, which were much more useful than Su Jie's own threats.

Su Jie has a black line on his forehead!Once again, I realized that Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu was black-bellied, and even the criminal law was brought out. Su Jie has no chance of winning!

"So, Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, you are completely distorting my meaning, I mean that you take a too one-sided view of the problem, and I am not as you say... um... why should I explain to myself whether I am stupid or not? This matter has nothing to do with me at all.”

Su Jie pointed to his head and said, "And my grades aren't the bottom, right? Besides, as an excellent cartoonist, my new work serialized in Weekly Shonen Jump will soon be recognized by most people. , let alone the term 'stupid'."

As a man, you must never admit that you have a problem with your IQ.

"Are you a cartoonist?" Ying Riri's eyes suddenly widened, as if she heard something incredible.

"If it's a fake replacement." Su Jie raised his chest and replied, and suddenly Dingxia's Qiu Shiyu whispered on the side: "It's still a fake."

Let Su Jie want to pretend to be compulsive, and stare at Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, there is no need to keep hitting himself like this.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled and looked at Su Jie, his eyes seemed to say, hitting you is the greatest joy in my life.