The last time I looked for it according to the red cross, I fell headlong into the ruins of Taiyi, and was almost slapped to death by the red-haired old monster.
This has almost become Russell's psychological shadow.
"Where is that Maoshan genius named Russell?"
"died."
"What the hell?"
Standing alone on Russell's body, looking at the red hair remaining on his body, his expression was particularly solemn.
"Provoked strangeness, died in an ominous old age, covered in red hair."
"hiss!"
Thinking of such a cold scene, which became a classic negative teaching for future generations, Russell couldn't help but shiver.
Shame.
Russell tapped his fingers on the table slowly. At this moment, a middle-aged man slowly walked in from the door, which instantly caught Russell's attention.
The middle-aged man's clothes are neither bad nor bad, neither rich nor poor.
His complexion is a little weak, and his walk is a little frivolous, but this is not the point.
The point is that on his back, there is an old ghost curled up.
The old ghost's face was horrified by the blazing fire on his shoulder, but he just refused to let go of his hand for a long time.
In that old ghost's body, the strong resentment reverberated constantly, so that he would not be dissipated in a short time, nor would he be burned into ashes by the sun.
"interesting."
Russell's eyes twitched, and he didn't rush to collect the ghost. Instead, he picked up a bowl of tea and drank slowly.
Judging by the appearance of this old ghost, it is obvious that there must be grievances.
Although Russell is not a good person, he has a heart to eat melons.
Let me have a cup of tea, unfortunately, without melon seeds and peanuts, I would be happier.
The middle-aged man was obviously a frequent visitor of this teahouse, and he sat down at a table with familiarity as soon as he entered the door, which surprised the few people next to him.
"He Dazhu, your father just left the day before yesterday, and you don't stay at home to observe filial piety, so you still have the mind to come to this teahouse?"
When the old man passes away, the eldest son must not leave home. On the one hand, it is to do the last filial piety for the old man.
On the other hand, it is to shock the scene and tell this family that there are descendants.
In the end, the guests had to be greeted. The kowtows of those who came to the funeral had to be returned after that.
Some people come, some people don't come, but there is a big difference between them.
But at such a busy time, He Dazhu actually slipped out to drink tea?
Seeing that everyone was puzzled, He Dazhu didn't explain anything. He picked up a cup of tea and poured it into his mouth. He was not as slow as usual, and was leisurely and happy.
He looked sad and sighed there.
"Guys, I might be up to something, something big!"
"What?"
Everyone was at a loss as to what was more important than Dad's burial.
He Dazhu didn't say it clearly, but looked around, and then said in a low voice and panic, "My father may not have left."
"what?"
This sentence was like thunder on the ground, and the people at the same table almost jumped up.
The dead did not leave.
then it will be
ghost!
Seeing that everyone's faces turned pale, He Dazhu continued, "I always feel the shade behind my back, and my waist is sore and my back hurts. These two days have been unbearable."
If it was normal, everyone would definitely hurt him, they would definitely let the women squeeze him dry, he can't do it in middle age.
But it happens that my younger brother can go too far, causing everyone to be scruples, and they dare not speak nonsense.
Russell continued to sip tea, and an unexpected visitor suddenly appeared opposite him.
It was the old ghost behind He Dazhu!
What is he doing here?
Chapter 375
What should you do if you are targeted by a bear?
Maybe someone will tell you to get on the ground and play dead.
What should you do if you are spotted by a tiger?
Maybe someone will tell you to climb the tree.
Although these two are not reliable, but after all, it is a way to deal with it.
But if he is being targeted by a ghost, will anyone give him a solution?
Peeing upside down on the spot or staying in a Taoist temple directly, or wearing red pants to cover your head?
Russell encountered such a thing today. In broad daylight, he did nothing but drink tea leisurely, and suddenly there was an old ghost in front of him.
Those eyes stared at him so firmly that Russell rolled his eyes.
Young Master, I just want to drink some tea. I don’t want to send you to heaven when I’m in a good mood. Are you still panting?
Russell knocked on the table, and a ray of white light flashed across the table, which made the old ghost tremble instantly.
"Is something wrong?"
After the old ghost was shocked just now, he looked at Russell's eyes full of fear, he hesitated for a moment, and gritted his teeth fiercely, "I want to ask you to do something."
Let me do something?
Russell almost laughed, he is a majestic disciple of Maoshan, heir of Uncle Nine, you brat let me do things?
You really think I am Uncle Jiu!
"Sit down obediently and live for a while while I'm in a good mood. Don't worry, I'll save you in a while."
Russell rubbed his fingers, and the bright white electric light stinged, and he showed his small white teeth, "Physical transcendence, there is absolutely no pain."
"I'll give you the money."
When the money was given one day, Russell's finger rubbing action obviously paused, but soon he came to his senses again.
Does he have a mine in his family, what can he do with money?
"Hmph, how courageous, do you think that the Taoist priest would bend his waist for such trivial money!"
"I heard Taoists like peach trees. I know there is a place where peach trees were struck by lightning. For many years, my grandfather's grandfather lived there when he was a child."
Peach wood, and it is peach wood that has been struck by thunder from the sky.
Russell's eyes lit up in an instant. You must know that there are so many trees in the world, nearly hundreds of millions, billions, and tens of billions, and the number of people struck by lightning is less than a few hundred, less than a thousand.
And it happens to be peach wood, the probability is too rare!
"This……"
Upon hearing such a rare condition, Russell, who has always been 'upright' and 'upright and kind' hesitated.
He felt that the old man was a little pitiful. A successor of socialism like him, who respects the old and loves the young, of course has to sympathize with the old man!
"What do you want me to do for you?"
Russell controlled it like a sword.
Well, he really hasn't seen it.
"It was agreed in advance. I can't do things that are too cumbersome and inhumane."
Russell shook his shoulders, "Don't use my body to visit brothels."
Don't ask him why he has such a perverted idea, it's all based on his experience with ghosts for a long time.
The ghost's requests are all kinds of strange, some people want to see their family members, some people want to eat again, some people want to drink, some people...
I want to visit a kiln.
want to fuck my wife...
Uh... anyway, it's outrageous!
The old ghost shook his head, as if recalling something, he looked behind Russell with resentment in his eyes.
There, He Dazhu was talking loudly, with a sad face from time to time, as if he was commemorating his dead father.
"I thought, kill his whole family!"
"My God." Russell raised his eyebrows, looked back at He Dazhu, and said playfully, "You are so ruthless, isn't it your own?"
"Yes!"
"Damn, old man, you are too cruel."
Before Luo Su asked for details, he saw the sad expression on the ghostly old man's face, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't say it.
At this time, the people at the back table began to praise He Dazhu.
"Dazhu! It's not easy for you to be the head of the family. It's exhausting to rely on you to take care of everything outside the house."
As soon as he finished speaking, Russell saw the ghostly old man spit at him, "Sun Ergou, put your mother's shit, the two of them have been eating and drinking from me for more than 40 years, more than 40 years!"
"That's that, that's that!" Another person echoed, "Thanks to Da Zhu's family having a virtuous daughter-in-law."
Before the words fell, the ghost old man in front of him became irritable and trembling all over.
"Poisonous woman, poisonous woman!"
"Dazhu, you are just lucky. Dad just fell ill and left immediately. If you lie in bed for ten years like other families, your family will collapse."
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