Ah Gui panicked. Although he was the captain of the security guard, he had too little to see, so he was okay with dealing with some small thieves.
Let him deal with the horse bandits, he has to panic!
"Calm down!"
Russell threw down the stone in his hand, and said calmly, "Keep an eye on his whereabouts and find his lair. When the time comes, I will send them on the road together, so as to save the trouble of finding them one by one."
"A family should be neat and tidy."
Hearing those calm words, Ah Gui and the security guard shuddered.
Hey, some people are going to be unlucky.
Chapter 304 Grandpa, I am Your Grandson
My name is Zhang Xiaosan, and I am a horse bandit.
I was originally an honest person. When I was a child, my family was poor and I didn’t have a decent name.
My surname is Zhang, and I am the third eldest in my family. Everyone called me Xiaosan Xiaosan, so I became Zhang Xiaosan.
I used to live a peaceful life, but not long ago, because of a war in the village, I secretly went to pick up bullets, but was caught by the other party.
That beating really humiliated me enough.
There is a person who has always stayed in my ears.
"I'm a human being, and you're also a human being. Why should I dare to kill you? It's not because I have this thing in my hand, it's not because I have a lot of people, and it's not because I'm not afraid of losing my head."
From that day on, I suddenly realized that I don't want to be an honest person, I want to be a bad person, drink and eat meat and play with women!
Zhang Xiaosan wandered around Jiuquan Town leisurely, constantly looking at several shops with good business, secretly memorizing the locations.
As a smart horse bandit, you must have a good idea before doing things.
It's not that there are big families in Jiuquan Town, but a big family means that they are difficult to deal with, and they have their own servants.
One carelessness can easily damage several brothers.
Although they are horse bandits licking blood on the edge of a knife, they all come from the same village, and brothers who drink in one place, it is best if they don't die or die.
Zhang Xiaosan squinted his eyes, secretly observed the shops, and kept muttering in his heart how he would be fat at that time.
There is a science in grabbing things, not only to be fierce, but also to be accurate.
Know in advance which shop has more money and where the money is, so that you can get more money, don't waste time, and escape.
The provincial capital has its disadvantages, and the township has its advantages. Although the provincial capital is large and prosperous, most people don't know it and are unwilling to stand out.
It's different in towns and villages. People from the villages don't dare to go up for a while, but if someone dares to stand up, they will appoint a swarm of bees.
When Zhang Xiaosan was thinking wildly, he suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and his eyes couldn't stop twitching.
He suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Although I don't know the reason, this absolute spirit.
As if the ancestors blessed him, once Zhang Xiaosan's eyelids twitched, something big would definitely happen.
Relying on this, he has escaped countless difficulties, big and small, since he was a child.
This time, it came so fiercely that his eyelids almost jumped with his eyes.
Zhang Xiaosan turned his head and looked left and right. The people coming and going didn't see the security guard?
Where is it?
Who is it?
He pushed down the straw hat, put the towel on his shoulders, pretended to be a farmer, rushed into the crowd, and left towards the outside of the town.
On the secluded path, Zhang Xiaosan galloped towards a valley.
Why isn't their camp on the mountain?
Because they rode horses, they were horse bandits, not bandits.
Their boss is a smart man, and what he said most is, we have guns, we have horses, and there are many rich people in the world, so there is no need to stick around in one place.
If we can win, we will fight, if we can't beat, we will run, the only thing that matters is survival.
So, they rested in a valley and asked Zhang Xiaosan to explore the way. Once it was suitable for them, they would go out in groups.
If not, just ride the horse and turn around and leave.
Such a mountain trail, what else can run better?
Zhang Xiaosan walked faster and faster, turning his head from time to time, obviously there was no one behind him, but his eyelids still kept twitching.
Where is it?
"Little San is back!"
On the nearby tree, a person saw Zhang Xiaosan and yelled directly, and a group of people rushed out of the forest.
"how is it going?"
"Is the town fat?"
"Is there a Taoist inside?"
"Is there a security team inside?"
Zhang Xiaosan giggled, "Don't say it, don't say it, the town is really fat, there are no Taoist priests, and there is a security team composed of seven or eight people. I think we will be scared to pee when we go."
When everyone heard this, they immediately burst into laughter.
Such strength, to them, is simply a woman who sleeps in the middle of the night and does not lock the door.
"This ticket, let's do it!"
"What are you talking about, whether you do it or not, you have to wait for the boss to decide."
"Yes, yes, thanks to the boss' spells, we are invulnerable. Hehe, the boss is amazing."
The crowd yelled for a while, and they went back into the forest to report to the boss of the horse bandit.
Zhang Xiaosan's eyelids kept twitching, he let out a sharp breath, walked away slowly, looked at the brother who was alone, and quietly stepped forward to flicker.
Why?
Borrow money!
Zhang Xiaosan felt that there must be a big event, he looked at the joyful crowd calmly, and said something silently in his heart.
I'm sorry, dead friends don't die poor daoists, you go to die to attract attention so that I can run fast.
With his previous lies, everyone felt that taking down Jiuquan Town was as easy as pie, and they were about to make a wave of fat and realize zero yuan purchases.
Facing Zhang Xiaosan's loan, they also made fun of it, but didn't take it to heart.
So, they collected enough money for Zhang Xiaosan with one or two and one or two, and kept their names incognito, maybe they could become a little rich man.
Russell in the sky was stunned by this miraculous scene.
This little San, you are a fucking genius!
When he found something abnormal, he didn't remind his teammates to escape, nor let his teammates defend. Instead, he tricked them to go to Jiuquan Town to die, delaying his escape.
Oh, such a man!
Russell no longer hid his traces, and slowly fell from the sky, landed on a tree, and coughed ok.
This sound was like thunder on the ground, and everyone was shocked instantly.
The hands of all the horse bandits holding their knives began to tremble a little. When were there people in this tree?
Their heads are much more stable, and they are also female horse bandits.
The female horse bandit looked at the Taoist robe worn by Luo Su with a dignified expression, and took two steps back before she spoke, "Dare to ask this priest, what enmity do we have?"
"There is no hatred, but I heard that someone wanted to wash Jiuquan Town with blood, so I came here to see who is so arrogant."
Russell tapped his nails calmly, and Zhang Xiaosan, who was hiding in the crowd, couldn't help shrinking his head. He wanted to slip away, but was pushed back and sat on the ground with a thump.
The female horse bandit seemed to have remembered something, and looked at Zhang Xiaosan with a sullen expression.
"You brought people here?"
"Boss really doesn't blame me, I didn't even see him!"
Zhang Xiaosan fell to his knees directly, crying like ghosts and wolves.
Speaking of it, he was really wronged. He walked all the way, but he didn't see anyone, and he became a leader in a daze.
Became a traitor!
The female horse bandit took a deep look at him, didn't say anything, but looked up at Russell, "Smelly Taoist priest, you still want to deal with us all by yourself?"
What's so great about knowing Taoism, now times have changed, we have guns!
"boom!"
As soon as Russell raised his hand, there was a loud noise behind him, and a wooden figure of tens of meters slowly stood up and watched everyone.
Crowd: ...
"Grandpa! I am your grandson!"
Chapter 305 You Are A Ruthless Person
"Grandpa, grandpa!"
"I am your grandson!"
Looking at the crowd of horse bandits kneeling and begging for mercy in front of him, Russell's expression turned into an emoji, with an indescribably strange feeling.
That is, it is quite speechless.
Not only was Russell speechless, but the leader of the horse bandit, the female horse bandit, was also extremely speechless.
She looked at the team she had worked so hard to build up, and at this group of soft bones kneeling on the ground without raising their heads, she suddenly flew into a rage.
"You guys, are you guys still men? Why are your bones so soft!!"
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