I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Ah!

The four eyes were aggrieved, but they couldn't stand the curious eyes of Li Chengyu and Russell, so they could only say depressedly, "There is a notice posted at the gate of the city."

"Notice? What did you say?"

At the mention of this, the four eyes are extremely depressed, "Yesterday, during the day, a wretched man wearing glasses and wearing yellow clothes intended to insult a 79-year-old old woman. The crowd was furious and beat the man to death on the spot. The general public should be vigilant against any further incidents like this."

Before the conversation was over, Russell was already full of belly laughs, wearing glasses, wearing yellow clothes, a wretched man, you can just read the four-eye ID card number.

Hahaha!

The suspect has four eyes, it's you!

Russell smiled heartlessly here, and rolled his eyes in depression. Is he that kind of hungry person?

The 79-year-old lady, the hot and sexy vixen on the road, the enchanting female ghost, isn't it delicious?

Si Mu felt a little wronged, but seeing the weird eyes of passers-by on the road, he felt uncomfortable.

A monkey juggler just happened to come across. The monkey had a hat on his head. His eyes lit up, and an ancestral fish in troubled waters came.

There was only a bang, and the skill failed to be used. The master of the monkey juggernaut looked at the four eyes with disdain, showing contempt in his eyes.

You snatch everything from the monkey?How bad it is for you!

"Dayang, don't look for it!"

The key was that Russell was reliable, he took out a piece of Yuan Datou casually, flicked his finger, and it fell into the monkey's hand.

This monkey is also shrewd, knowing that this thing is worth more than his own hat, he held Yuan Datou tightly in his arms with both hands.

The monkey player also smiled happily, and left happily.

The four-eyed old man blushed, it seems that this ancestral fishing in troubled waters can't work, it must be done by the master.

He took the hat in embarrassment, put it on top of his head, and immediately covered most of his face. Not to mention, the effect was quite good.

At least there are far fewer people watching him.

Everyone continued to move forward, just as they were about to pass by the gate of the city, but they didn't know who looked at the floating notice and said something more.

"This is also a wicked person, just like that Liu Heizi of the Liu family. He is wicked, and he must have caused trouble!"

"Oh brother, what do you know?"

"of course!"

The man spat on the ground, "The boss is not too young to know the age of the little girl, and he was found in the mansion to make trouble. No, I lost all face, and I can't get up when I lie on the bed."

He deliberately gloats, "It's better for a big dog like this to die. If he eats well all day long, drinks spicy food, sleeps softly, it's fine if he dies!"

Like a lightning strike, Li Chengyu stood there in a daze, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.

Seeing him like this, four eyes and Luo Su looked at each other in blank dismay. Could it be that Liu Heizi is Li Chengyu's business partner, the one who is going to cleanse him up today?

Li Chengyu smiled awkwardly, "I might not be able to eat the banquet today, how about finding a restaurant?"

If Liu Heizi hadn't had this incident, and he had brought someone there, relying on his previous friendship, he would have definitely arranged for Russell's birthday clearly.

How to say that sentence, the four big irons in life, they are people who went whoring together, and after so many years, they can be regarded as old irons!

But now that something happened to Liu Heizi and he was seriously ill, it would be a bit unreasonable for me to take Russell there today.

Russell nodded. When someone encountered trouble, he forced him to come and celebrate with a forced smile. Isn't this just taking advantage of the situation?

Before the few people left, there was a lot of noise behind them, and there was an extraordinarily loud sentence.

"Fuck me, you bastard son cursed my father behind his back, I'm going to beat you to death today!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of howling ghosts and wolves, and when I turned around, I found that the dense crowd had dispersed, and only a strong man was left punching and kicking the person who had spoken just now.

The people around are gloating and gloating. Usually, it's okay for you to hurt others with your mouth, no matter how much you hurt.

But if you are unlucky and meet someone else's son or yourself, it will be embarrassing!

Now there is no law that prohibits fighting. It is normal to fight with fists. If you have a hot temper, you will be sent to heaven directly.

guilty?Not guilty, although the word filial piety is no longer the top priority, but it is still the most important thing, humiliating parents is a serious crime!

Li Chengyu frowned, looked at the man carefully, and called out a little uncertainly, "Skinny Monkey?"

The strong man who hit people was also taken aback, he was a man of eight feet, he practiced martial arts with others, and his arms could run a horse, yet someone called him a skinny monkey?

This is a nickname from a long time ago!

He raised his head, watched Li Chengyu blink his eyes, suddenly realized, and slapped his thigh fiercely, "I remember, you are the dog who always played my penis when I was young... Uncle Chengyu."

Li Chengyu: ...

This thin monkey, I used to be so kind to him and brought him so many delicious and fun things, but I didn't remember it.

Just keep this in mind!

The thin monkey knew that he had slipped his words, and hurriedly stood up from the ground, and kicked the man on the ground again, "Get out, let me, Liu Tiezhu, see you again, see you once, and hit you again."

He said Liu Tiezhu very loudly, as if deliberately reminding someone that he is no longer a short and thin monkey.

"Ah, Skinny Monkey, how is your father?"

Li Chengyu stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder with concern.

Thin Monkey: ...

Oh, you bad old man, you are still as bad as ever!

Chapter 196: The Poor Ice Worm

Li Chengyu greeted the thin monkey in a 'friendly' way, and then led them to the Liu family compound.

It's not to go to dinner, but to do a serious business.

What's the matter?

It turned out that when Li Chengyu greeted Shouhou, he inevitably mentioned Shouhou's father Liu Heizi.

Liu Heizi didn't get sick from anger, but got a strange disease, and his whole body was covered with frost, even the scorching heat was like winter.

The doctors thought he had typhoid fever, so he took many medicines but they didn't work, so he went to a western doctor, but there was nothing he could do.

Not only that, strange things happened frequently in the mansion. There was a strange noise in the pigsty of Liu's mansion in the middle of the night, and many pigs disappeared.

People in the mansion were in panic, but fortunately they were all old servants, so there was no disturbance.

Luo Su didn't care about it, and didn't hear anything. Instead, he frowned, as if thinking of something, and said that he would go to Liu's residence to have a look.

Maybe it was because of urgent medical treatment, maybe it was a dead horse who was treated as a living horse doctor, maybe it was Li Chengyu's recommendation, the thin monkey was overjoyed, as if he was afraid that his four eyes would regret it, he directly led the way.

Russell shook his shoulders, looked at the sky, it's still early, don't worry, let's go and have a look!

He is the most famous doctor in the world, he doesn't care about your illness, he just slaps you, no, he will cure you with just a piece of paper.

Moreover, it can also strengthen the yang, invigorate the kidney, and beautify the skin, but this requires an extra charge and requires two more punches.

But having said that, it's been a long time since anyone begged me to hit him, my rejuvenation boxing technique is really lonely!

The four eyes held Russell's hand, and he didn't know what he was recalling. He lowered his head and told Russell, "Don't attack so quickly for a while, at least let me take a look."

He was afraid that before he saw the person, Russell would notice the abnormality, and slap the person away with a slap, that would be a dead body.

Russell rolled his eyes, covered his mouth and smirked, "Old lover?"

"Hey, you little kid, what do you know?"

The four eyes pressed their own hats with their hands, and looked around quietly, "I'm not sure, I guess it belongs to Miao Jiang."

Miao Jiang?Gu technique?

Russell couldn't help being a little surprised when he thought of the target of the four goals this time, the Liu family in Miaojiang, the woman surnamed Wei.

It's not that people from Miaojiang rarely come out, this place is far from Miaojiang.

While he was meditating, the thin monkey stopped. He pointed to the mansion in front of him, "This is my home, please!"

Russell was stationed, looked up at the Feng Shui of the house, narrowed his eyes, shook his head and sighed uncontrollably.

That cute appearance immediately made Shouhou laugh, and he joked to Li Chengyu, "It's so interesting for this little doll to imitate his master!"

He smiled and stopped, because he found that Li Chengyu and Si Mu's expressions were a little strange, very dignified.

This... isn't it a joke?

Simu doesn't specialize in Feng Shui, he can't see everything, and he doesn't have a compass in his hand, but he trusts Russell very much.

Because Uncle Jiu once said that Russell is the one with the highest attainments in Feng Shui today, who made him a master in his previous life!

The four eyes couldn't help asking, "Is there a problem?"

"Have!"

Russell nodded.

"Is it dirty?"

"No, after living in this house, it is easy to lose children and grandchildren!"

Russell said solemnly, and the thin monkey next to him came out to slap his face, "You two are really interesting. If you live here and die, does that mean that I was not born by my father?"

The thin monkey looked a little unkind, and his attitude obviously cooled down a lot.

Russell didn't explain, Li Chengyu on the side was thoughtful, looked at the Liu Mansion in front of him, and suddenly asked, "Skinny Monkey, how old are you this year?"

"Ah, twenty."

"How many years have we not seen each other?"

"Uncle Cheng Yu, it's been almost ten years."

"Ten years!" Li Chengyu looked at the Liu Mansion in front of him and shook his head, "I remember the last time I came here, you don't live here, and it's been ten years, you seem to be the only queen in your Liu family!"

The expression of the thin monkey who said this changed, his father Liu Heizi is not a dedicated person, he is merciful everywhere, playing with flower boats, visiting brothels, and everything is missing.

And his mother is still there, but after so many years, it seems that the Liu family really only has his son, not even a daughter.

He was born by his mother before he moved into the Liu Mansion!

This……